norwegian retard talking

[ObLiViOnZThEkIllEr]

@Velvet3232 "Vi e' direkte inne, fra Pakistan" - "We are live in, from Pakistan. (lit. transl.)"

Syns da det var ganske enkelt å høre.

[FunWithAleks]

What the fuck?!

[gategutt1]

hahah er dette nork da?hva er det du sier?????

[alarik36]

Actually she is the most decorated norwegian academic..

[Giggsisgreat]

@MakkaPakka666 *FACEPALM* It is Stavangersk. In Stavanger there are many dangerous vikings, and the murder rate is 500 a year. Never go to Stavanger

[badcookie13]

Gu bedre du er flink sikkert hahaahhah

[PrebenHanckz98]

that aint norweagian ... im from norway , and that sounded like som troll langue ...

[pyllywaltteri]

retard or not, she is hot

[ettolrahcieh]

something about pakistan Xp

[djredmon1990]

SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S GOT THAT DICK IN HER MOUTH..AHHH, SUCH A YOUNG AGE

[SelvesteSand]

I didn't get a word of what she says, but wauw, she's fucking beautiful!

[themackan92]

"Me e direkte inne fra Pakistan"  ???

[kingvvk]

yep she is pretty retard allright, and rasist

[Velvet3232]

I live in Norway, i've lived in Norway all my life. Hell i was born in Norway and i have no idea what she was saying... If i'm going to try and guess, the translation would be this.

It walked right inside, from (and the last thing is impossible to tell) Farsan? We dont have any word called farsan, we have Far wich is Father and we have Faen wich is fuck. Butt farsan?

Yeah...

[animatorSimen]

Hørtes ut som dialekta fra Karmøy.

[lolmw3lol]

it sucked soo hard

[lolmw3lol]

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[lolmw3lol]

wtf nooB loser

[torso99]

suck me beutiful

[thalita2020]

Hva sa hun?

[Danfjellet]

Bergensere snakker ikke slik. Ikke jeg, hvertfall.

[MakkaPakka666]

"Direkte inne fra Pakistan" is what she`s saying. This is not Norwegian but Bergensk. Bergen is a little country on the south west coast boarding to Norway. Indigenous Bergensers are extremely hostile, and it is very dangerous for Norwegians to be in Bergen.

[koalakid11]

@MakkaPakka666 I live there :D

[joppa95]

@MakkaPakka666 yes, I must agree, this sound like Bergensk. But it also sound a bit like trollsk. Maybe she's imigrated from Trollheimen, where all the trolls come from?

[EtyleN]

@MakkaPakka666 haha. sååå sant

[Elgesen]

@MakkaPakka666 Stavangersk...

[38gaute]

og direkte inni fra pakistan??

[Bonerific0]

sukk mi dik :D

[Xartaetos2007]

I'd still fuck her...

[raicho20]

Bergensere...

[CarlOlav]

@selberverdeckt Maybe. In a bad way, you mean? Define insane and give me an example of a rational country.

[TechnicalDifficult]

@selberverdeckt Lmao, look at your channel. Cool over the internet, yeah? I bet you don't get out often.

[mokle999]

Hawt tho ;;

[tobythatsme]

'm Norwegan and i didn't understand a shit of what she said!

[mccar1475]

I think this is backwards

[TheDaniiboy]

im the only 1 who wanna punch the bitch in the face as hard as i can?

[EdwardianEraGirl]

WTF?! but I have a friend who sounds like her, she's from southern Norway

[HoldThisHandTightly]

bitch what u been smoking ?

[Justvik88Skinz]

Im from kristiansand and I didnt understand shit either, but sounds like stavanger or maybe arendal dialekt

[MrAndiejaeger]

She's from southern Norway.. Arendal!!



[solo6411]

Now in pakistan!

[Sopphopper]

"Vi er direkte inne fra Pakistan." It translates into something like: "And now, live from Pakistan..."

[XaliaZ]

Hva sa du?

[HalleHamar]

I even tried reversing the soundtrack, but then it sounded russian... So let's bring in Boris and see if he can help us solve this mystery!

Boris?

[HalleHamar]

Jeg har røkt nylig... Jeg har parkinson???

(I've recently smoked, I got parkinson)

[Fettsomf]

I really didn`t get what she said.. That`s an attempt to speak Norwegian?

[sverdet13]

Direkte inne fra ?????? :S

[marielkaarigstad]

jeg hørte; en røkt myndig fra parkson...?

[TheSuareznr7]

if you turn of the sound she is actually pretty cute.

[TheSuareznr7]

im from norway. and i'd never thought my girlfriend would embares herself on the internett.

[didiblanch]

Attention people. This is western norwegians, they talk even more stupid than the rest!

I hope you guys don't think norwegians talk like this.

[sawman85]

It was somewhat dialect from Stavanger, and in norwegian she said: "vi e direkte inni fra Pakistan", translates to "we are live in from Pakistan"

If you are norwegian, and you can't make out what she is saying, you should be a bit ashamed. It's a bit like understanding Swedish or Danish. It's not the same language, but it's close...

[EnsiGeetard]

@sawman85, be ashamed? That's moonspeak, not Norwegian.

[DaDemoguy]

røkt inni fra pakistan?

[mrPampers1]

hurr durr fra pakistan?

[RandomDudegimme]

gå rett inni fra bakfra?

I dunno, that was just aweiufbdaihf

[xzji98zx]

hun er siker en sån svenk greie?

[scaniawahl]

was that old norse?? im norwegian and living at the westside, and have no clue :)

[BiggestFanOfCynder]

I e norsk, og i forsto ikkje nogo xD

[ragnarkisten]

Hun prøver selvsagt å parodiere midtøsten korrespodent Odd Karstein Tveit. Uten å gjøre en særlig overbevisende jobb. Treiginger!

[smartercat]

lol, hun tulla da xD hun sier "det går direkte inni, fra baksann" altså snakker hun om analsex! O_O

[TheDaniiboy]

that does not sound like norwegain more like dutch

[zybrnetic]

På direkt(-e) linje fra Pakistan? :P

[hakkematforf]

Make a porno :)

[MagusMordacious]

Well... at least she's cute = ]

[Thisway2Norway]

The last she said was " fra pakistan" i think :P

[knutsensen]

du er digg.

[zinbay100]

I did not hear what she was saying and i'm Norwegian .......

[PartyDoffy]

@zinbay100 "Vi er direkte inne fra pakistan" hun prøver å imitere Kristian valen...

[zinbay100]

@PartyDoffy Ohhh.

[MarshallATV]

@zinbay100 Yeah me to.. What the fuck is she saying I thought xD

[DubstepEnjoy]

@zinbay100 "Vi er direkte inne, fra pakistan" tror jeg :L vetta faen. "Retard" som tittelen viser...

[kjellstian98]

@zinbay100 ikke æ heller å æ e nordlænning xD

[JMH007fan]

"Dodi røkt indy, fra baktån"

[lars7796]

den gikk rett inni, fra farsan

[giflar2]

@lars7796 LOL

[MacJARedd]

er nok norsk ja.også ganske lame humor. men pen var hun og da.

[brizkol]

WTF? That's not Norwegian.

[folkaekul]

I'm from norway and i dindnt even get that...

[Pusimjau]

var direkte inne fra Pakistan

[TheTrailersofHorror]

Hva i helvete,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,­,,

[KapteinSkrekk]

hun var ganke pen igrunn!

[Fucksvensker]

????

[Lok783]

You do not even know her age and you post a commentlie that, what an ass.

[Lok783]

Your are the one who is rude and nasty, by mocking her, you have no concept of moral behavior or manners, and just because you can hide behind your pc screen you think you can mock people and be as nasty and rude to anyone you please because there is noone there to yank your retarded ass out of that chair and teach you some real manners.

[REYNE91]

@Lok783 well said

[ronnyandersen2003]

Arendal!

[TheSimoon12]

I am Nowegian, and she is not... Men jeg kan ikke forstå hvorfor vi snakker engelsk, når det tydligvis kun er nordmen her + noen skansker?

[TheIdaLouise]

"en direkt linje fra Pakistan?" x) LOL

[ntturtle]

i live in america but i am norwegian, swedish, finnish, and danish! but no one cares so idk why i typed this!...........?

[rabbalaba]

im norwegian! the fuck am i watching??

[ploothable]

WTH was that?

[Kikkk4r]

i am norwegian and i dont have a clue of what she just said

[SmallMr1]

ok,that's not retard but rasshol!

[Norwayflex89]

Im from the western part of Norway. And trust me. I had no idea of what she was saying.

[georgel19841]

she sounds like having a penis in her mouth

[MissSweetMKaay]

Indeed.. I'm norwegian too.. I never actually had any problem understanding any norwegian accent... but this one??? What the.....  HUH?!

[ImAwesome993]

Im also a Norwegian, and i have no idea what she just said.

I've gotta learn retardian, sounds fun...

[Lompebroed]

Err, I didn't get that. And I'm norwegian. She must be one of those western norwegians I've been hearing about..

[TheEndOfAllDays]

@Lompebroed I'm norwegian too, i also think she must be from western norway. I'm from the north and didn't understand a shit

[Lompebroed]

@TheEndOfAllDays Nord-Norge!^^

[Batus2]

@Lompebroed Sounds like regular norwegian to me, but then, I am from Sweden ;D

[Lompebroed]

@Batus2 Well, the western Norwegian accent is like the Skåne accent in Sweden.:p But do you understand what she's saying then...?:p

[2mp2Studios]

@Lompebroed I'm from the west coast of Norway and I don't understand what she's saying...

[1994lightangel]

@Lompebroed

i am one of those western norwegians. i still don't get this...

[19Trine96]

@Lompebroed haha, i'm one of those western norwegians, and I didn't get it either ;)

[ltlrenati]

@Lompebroed Nah, Im from Bergen and I didn't understand shit

[MrAndreasbolle]

@Lompebroed she is not west ether , maybe more to the south

[DuvalNorway]

She says ''we are direct now from Pakistan''

And she is not retarded, she is making fun of the Pakistanis way of speaking Norsk.

Maybe not funny, but still she does not insult and spoil her mouth like you do by call her ''retard''

which by the way it's racist also to the humans with special needs.

[DuvalNorway]

@QuartuvLarry

I am not so sure if I understood.

Can you rephrase?

[QuartuvLarry]

@DuvalNorway Nevermind. It's not important.

[klappeslanger]

she's ***

[klappeslanger]

we are now live from pakistan is what sheæs sayin'

[Banahogg]

I'd tap that.

[Epicaq]

@lamblunchatlegoland I reckon' you're back from Norway by now - How was the trip?

[steviepalin]

kafaen

[idasw92]

after seeing this video five times, I think she says someting like "No e me direkte inne frå Pakistan", like she's a reporter or something..

I don't eaven want to say what it means, cause it's not funny..

[kortveit]

ka faaan?

[SameBlo0d]

She says: (something)directly  in(something) I think... I agree, retard talking ..

[roskildahphreak]

Who the fuck put this shit out on jewtube?

And what the fuck is she saying?

I'm norwegian and i can't understand a fucking word!

[PupuTheClown]

,,was it started by jews ?

[roskildahphreak]

Was what started by jews?

Jewtube?

No! But it sure is owned by jews

[jc719]

wow you are really pretty