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  • walker told me i have aids

  • I cracked up at this!

  • i write ''bit.ly/chucknorris'' and it redirects me here

  • Chuck Norris give Aids to Aids...

  • and THIS is how you INTERNET.

  • Thumbs up for "Our First Christmas"

  • Did immune system died?

  • I APPROVE dis vid .

  • When Chuck Norris does push ups, it's to rape a little boy.

  • You are fuckers, there is no HIV this is fake

  • Not HIV, but full blown AIDS

  • First I was like =D but then I was like D=

  • Why u b filming with a potato?

  • I'm gonna die if I don't stop watching this. LMAO.

  • AIDS is always funny.

  • Why the heck is this so freakin' funny?!? I love it!

  • Chuck Norris doesn't ask if you have AIDS, he tells you.

  • @kinetoscopes Also, nobody can "give" Chuck Norris AIDS, if he wants it he'll just TAKE it.

  • I didnt know chuck Norris was friends with ellen degeneres, and further more that she had aids! :(

  • Best play him off ever! Hand down!

  • that kid is a chupacabra!

  • Hey it's keyboard cat

    NOPE chuck testa

  • Best video on YouTube.

  • Some one needs B R A C E S !

  • Hahahaha..........HAAAAAAAAAA hahaha EVERYTHING in this Video made my Day... 

  • *Home alone movie poster face*

  • still insanely funny

  • Chuck Norris gave him aids by looking at him.

  • This one is just mean.

    The guy getting rejected by his fiancé is fine, spiderman falling on his head is fine, but I just can't laugh at a ten year old who's got AIDS.

  • @HackyTV Oh hey "Doesn't get the joke" guy

  • @TheBigFunky4 I think you mean:

    Oh, hey doesn't-get-the-joke guy!

  • why is that all the epic names start with chuck......chuck testa, chuck norris ect...

  • This is the keyboard cat video that keeps on giving.

  • i love how the kids like so casually saying walker said i have aides

  • All you guys who say Chuck Norris gave the kid AIDS...You're wrong. Chuck Norris is immune to all diseases and is incapable of recieving any kind of sickness.

  • I only clicked because of Chuck Norris

  • Yes.

  • I laughed at this waay harder than is socially acceptable

  • y u so mean, keyboard cat

  • That's soo fucked up!!!

  • My face hurts now. Epic.

  • Chuck ( I mean god ) told me I have aids:)

  • Do you think that Haley's interpretation of "becoming a man" had something to do with contracting AIDS? Lol

  • i see dead people

  • The AIDS line made me lol...I'm going to Hell...

  • I see people with AIDS!

  • loooooooooooooooooooooooool

  • I have AIDS.. This is fucking offensive.

  • @Abkd38 haha u have aids

  • @Abkd38 play him off keyboard cat

  • 173 people have aids.

  • I see AIDS, people

  • 0:40 because the rest is the reason he has AIDS!

  • Did he died ?

  • fake.

  • @smokeybarr No.

  • Is that the kid from The Sixth Sense?

  • @BoneDaddyBocock yes lol

  • skip to 0:40 for teh laughs

  • WTF?! does haley really get aids in this episode?

  • WTF I am laughing my ass off.

  • Chuck Norris is actually dead.

  • This is the best "Play Him Off" video ever.

  • wwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaattt­ttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • What Chuck Norris says is always true no matter what.

  • When Chuck Norris tells you "you have aids", you have AIDS!

  • hey, did keyboard cat ever play off keyboard cat?

  • @NuTsY051 That's what Xzibit plans to have on the next Pimp My Ride.

  • I heard AIDS came down with Chuck Norris and died.

  • @meinerHeld You deserve the top comment!

  • How do i edit this into one of my videos?

  • Press 6! 666 Aids of the devil!

  • was this real or did u make this up

  • When Chuck Norris tells you: you have aids. You have aids

  • Some of these comment i really do try to understand but i cannot.This ep of lucas was the most watch ep of all times in tv history.As matter of fact the network didnt want to even air it,but now they are glad they did,highest ratings ever.

  • Did he just say Aids ? LMAO

  • So Chuck Norris made the kid a man and now he has AIDS. Interesting series of events...

  • Chuck Norris' tears could cure his aids....too bad he doesn't cry

  • Why is the black guy only one dancing lol!

  • I like the part where Chuck Norris gave a 10 year old kid aids.

  • LOL

  • I wish I had that cat in certain parts of my life.

  • chuch norris

  • hahajhahahaha that cat really finishes it off!

  • at 0:53 the woman is like "wtf?! a keyboard playing cat!"

  • The best one!

  • lol did he really say that he has aids in the show?

  • Lol i thought chuck norris was gonna pop up on the screen randomly XD

  • HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHA­

  • Hayley looks and speaks like Ellen Degeneres!! :D

  • AIDS and fail lol

  • omg chuck noris!!!!!

  • Chuck was actually driving the truck by running like they do on the Flintstones.

  • Haha lol

  • LMAO THIS IS THE GREATEST SHIT EVER SEEN

  • The timing is just...So perfect. XD

  • hhahhahha trivette singing the song XDD

  • 167 will be hunted down and killed by chuck noris

  • Walker told him he had AIDS? He told me I damn have Anal cancer

  • i pod touch rocks!!!!oh and the cat died in September of 2008.

  • Chuck Norris?

  • full blown aids?

  • holey shit haley joel osment used to have buckteeth!

  • Número uno- play nancie off, keyboard cat. See you later, little visitors

  • My second fave keyboard cat clip

  • His teeth are HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE

  • walker told me i have aids ........... chukcs gonna kick the aids out of me

  • R.I.P keyboard cat.

  • "Walker told me I have aids" WTF 

  • u know i had a dream just like this, but for some strange reason he had that white ninja suit from that one shity movie

  • so chuck norris raped him? (anal)

  • .... "and that he's going to roundhouse kick the virus out of my system"

  • What the fuck???

  • CHICK NORRIS:}

  • Just saw the Walker clip on a video from an old "Late Night With Conan O'Brian" yesterday, and couldn't resist watching this.

  • wow i did not see that coming!

  • 0:20 If Chuck Norris says you're a man... YOU ARE!!!

  • I have been watching keyboard cat videos for 30 minutes now and this one was the funniest

  • Is there any situation that is not immediately improved by Keyboard Cat?

  • Keyboard Cat and Chuck Norris, putting the laughter in manslaughter

  • That's a good episode of walker

  • i liked the part where walker told him he had aids

  • I saw Chuck Norris in the thumbnail and had no choice but to click.

  • Chuck Norris is so badass he can tell if you have full blown AIDS just by looking at you.

  • i want keyboard cat to perform at my funeral, to play me off as they lower my coffin into the ground

  • @kylebakersanangelo to bad hes dead :C

  • @kylebakersanangelo Keyboard cat is dead.

    

  • @kylebakersanangelo Unfortunately, Keyboard cat has already had his own funeral.

  • @kylebakersanangelo Lol!! Good idea :)

  • @kylebakersanangelo

    sadly,keyboard cat passed away

  • @habib205 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!­

  • @SorryIPooted

    thats the exact thing i said when i heard the news..... :(

  • eh..im getting a different vibe that....maybe chuck norris gave him aids by not telling him more like....nvm *explodes*

  • keyboard cat is one of the best things to ever happen in youtube

  • Best off playing ever, by our favorite keyboard cat.

  • The black guy would know all about it...... if he was a scientist, see it's not racist!

  • aww keyboard cat, where does it end?

  • walker told me i have aids

  • I love Chuck Norris's smirk at the end.

  • Umm how is he a man now? And also how did he get AIDs exatcly? o.O

  • @PoutineProductions when chuck norris says you have aids....you have aids

  • idk who this keyboard cat is but i like it lol

  • WTF! "I'm a man now..."Walker told me I have AIDS." Where the hell did Walker take him, The NAMBLA Bath House and Spa? I'm guessing I would have to watch the entire episode to get the correct context...

  • This is the best one. It can't be topped. I've watched it 10 times and laugh every time. It doesn't get better.

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  • Chuck Norris doesn't need to travel back in time, 1911 comes to HIM!

  • I shouldn't have laughed but I did. Hard.

  • Only Chuck Norris can give Haley Joel Osment AIDS.

  • JESUS CHRIST its him !!!!

    JEZUS !!!

  • Chuck Norris +Little Forrest Gump +AIDS +Keyboard Cat =WIN

  • If Chuck Norris tells you that you have AIDS, the first thing you better do is go get your inhibitors.

  • pcgodwin's child: um i didn't hear what he has

  • lol i got here by typing in the URL bit(dot)ly(slash)chucknorris

  • This is just plain funny. epic use of keyboard cat as others have said here. No other keyboard cat moment matches this.

  • When he says "It's okay, I'm a man now", am I the only one who thought Walker had just taken the kid to a cathouse? Wonder if that's how he got AIDS?...

  • @FungusMossGnosis pcgodwin's child: AIDS is pretty dangerous, but a certain person gets AIDS every few seconds.

  • @pcgodwin's child: 163 people might have AIDS in a year.

  • @pcgodwin

    Thanks for the PSA.

  • @FungusMossGnosis pcgodwin's child: np

  • After the first two edits Keyboard Cat lost its shine. This, however, is beautiful.

  • the zoom in cracked me the fuck up lol

  • He was born with AIDS

  • His mother gave him AIDS

  • Saturday

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    ay

    urday

    Saturday

  • @EquinoxOfTheGods whaha ! lol @ you ! so fine text

  • lol