Joe Jonas Funny Quotes

[bubblegum2113]

imma sorry but joe didnt say most of this phrases,well i dont think so...but i think Joe Is Awesome!!)))***

[ILUVjustindrewbeiber]

we read all ur comments like omg nick your sooo hot :) lolz.

[ljustine1234]

look at joe's shoes at 1:25 to 1:30 he's shoes were pink

[iluvkittiesgirl]

i like the one where he says kwan ziggy ziggy zam or something like that but my fav in this vid is when hes talking about the hold on song. and when he says no i dont have a third silly fans

[iluvkittiesgirl]

actually nick said that when they run out of milk WE are like something because i cant remember what it is

[webkinzluvr97]

lmao my favouritw is "We couldnt do it without you,well we could but it would be pretty lame."

[Archiefanatic10]

haha. I love these! They're hiarious. I had a hard time reading a few of them, but hey...it's all worth it in the end! <3 Joe!

[k8dgr81999luvsjoshr]

joe is sooooo the best

[twilightchickfangs]

my fave quote from joe is theres no cars in oklahoma

[xojobros4everxo83097]

hahah "we dont love her but we dont hate her, she sort of needs a straight jacket" lmao. haha thats priceless

[tayflayxJB]

The quote at 0:36 is a Nick quote.

[dsulli8]

its ok

she made a mistake

chill...

i think u need the straight jacket

lol jk

joe does

[joejonasloverrr67]

oh joe. you're so perfect!!! i love you!!! hahahhaha he's too hilarious.

[vickbeze]

HAHA'

[caitydrummer]

joe is my favorite bro...but I like em' all!!

[bluejasmine815]

he's just so funny!!and soo weird!!

[buddylovesjonas]

2:14 is "He's word 1.50 not he scored a 150,some are wrong.

[princessbob12]

twitter or twatter or whatever that new thing is

ROFLMAO

best mistake hes ever made xD

[icaughtmyself4ever]

OMG!!! why he has to be so perfect??

there's "Joe Jonas Rap" u can look at youtube and i the lyrics you'll totally find funny quotes!

[X0J0nasX0]

I love the one "I gonna run in traffic! Thier is no cars in Oklahoma" I seen the video!!

[omjomjomjjonas]

What about Joe's cheeseburger song?

[volleyballislife112]

what interview was :25 on?

[MrsJoeJonasxxx47]

ok just have to point this out not to be mean but at :36 nick says that not joe

[iluvthejbros4ever]

joe is so freakin funny lol

[actinggirlie02]

one of my favs:

on getting fans to by " Jonas Brothers " ( at least, i think! ) :

" Our new album comes out in a week! Buy it, use it, break it... NO! NO! Just kidding! DONT BREAK IT! "

[sweetie982]

Roses are red but not as much as a brick,

Joe may be hot but sexier is Nick!

[missdramaqueenprince]

the milk one was actually nick.....just sayin....or at least i think it was. i watched the video. im pretty sure it was nick.

[Farrah019950]

hahahahhaa kwl hahahaha rofl

[sshade2]

faggots jonas brothers suck my 10 inch cock

[nickolasjerryjonas15]

look at nick hes such a STUD MUFFIN!!!!!!

-Joe Jonas

[courtney2hip132]

that was so cool

[jaidysweet04]

i have a funny quote from joe:

HAPPY

christmas

haunikah

kwansa

KAZIGGYZIGGYZAM

-Joe Jonas

[thunderclan3]

that was FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

when he said that

[x3rabeeyahhx3]

how does he mean by staright jacket! i dont get it..loll

[immmytash]

um a straight jacket is like this jacket that u wear that stops you from being able to move...

[x3rabeeyahhx3]

LMFAO

so in a way joes like she needs to like stop bein energetic once in a while..lol :D

aww i love joe :)

and miley

[MotleyCrueFoShizzle]

ok :50 i couldnt get over how funny it was

[prueandy]

you have made a great video.. it's very funny

[hokiech1ck]

The one about Miley Cyrus in the straitjacket is hillarious!

[tbry123]

miley does eed to be in a dtrait jacket

[tbry123]

miley does need to be in a strait jacket i mean

[CheapBudgetMovies]

@tbry123 Yes She Does N-N-N-N-N-N-Need a S-S-S-S-S-Straight Jacket

[tbry123]

@CheapBudgetMovies Sorry I misspelled it okay? I was using my phone to comment

[BubblesluvsJB]

Can someone send me the video when joe says miley needs a straight jacket?

[MissNinaRose]

Aw Joe is soo cute <3

I luv u

[kkahnelover9]

I LOVE DJ DANGER!!!!!!!!!!!1

[jonasgurl201916]

if anybody would like to join my jonas brothers fan club message me or comment my page and i promise i will message you back about information

[SummerBaby07]

LMAOOO the miley cyrus one about the strait jacket! where/when did he say that?

[MissMills007]

umm, i dont mean to be rude... but i think the milk one.

"occasionally we run out of milk, and im like WHERES MY MILK" i think Nick said that

[ErinLovesJoeJonas89]

i love the one where it says "hi im kevin jonas and i would like to sell you a car.!!" that one is soo funny and cute>!!

[chefljo97]

lol i love joe! and kevin and nick! heck i lov all of them!

[littlegirlbigdrama]

some of these were nick and kevins like the one about the milk was nicks

[jonasluver323]

i love j0e j0nas the best hes the hottest funniest and a milion more amazing things ill always love him forever aaf

j03 j0n@$ r0x @nd @lw@y$ w!ll

[FuTuReMiZnIcKjOnAs]

lol this is y i luv joe!! n the hottness of course but this too lol

[1HappyPiggy]

i dont get what's soo funny about limited too and payless shoes? please tell mee! im british so i wouldnt know!

[jblover611]

limited too is a girly girl store, and payless shoes is some really cheap shoe store!!! XD

[1HappyPiggy]

oohhh lol x no wonder its so funny! :P x thanks

[dtadancer95]

payless shoes is a place to buy shoes mainly girls

and limited too is like a 9 year old girls store

lol

[skoolgrlluvsu]

My most favourite quote of his ever is "Hi, I'm Kevin Jonas and I would like to sell you a car". It just shows how amazing he is.

[JoeJonasLover410]

Umm Yeah.

Its Me And Kevin used To Have a Competiton To See Who Could Swallow The Most Quarters.

I'm Worth ! Dollar And 25 Cents.

And Hes Worth 1.50.

[JoeJonasLover410]

he says dental floss.

I'm allergic to flowers.

I'm allergic to ocean water.

I'm allergic to dental floss.

And.

AIR!

*dies*

[jonasluvr14]

hah i wonder what would ever give them the idea to swallow quarters xD wow.. strange, strange boys. gotta love em :]

[animalzjj]

ha ha joe is funny dat is what jj stands 4 in my name

[ashleyrox57]

I have a question

for the Miley Cyrus one

*insane! We dont love her but we don't hate her, she sort of needs a straight jacket* is that in a video? if it is may i have the link?

Haha!! "occasionally we run out of milk, and im like 'where's my milk?'" :]

I love the toaster thing, :) haha. it's hilarious.

"Ohio or Wisconsin?" "I love Wisconsin Ohio!" Hm, i live in wisconsin. :] cool, haha.

[kekegurl123]

i love Joe!!! he is the funnirst person ever

[choclatemonkey2]

i love joe hes sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooo funny

[rjhayenan]

pwahahahahaha////

pwaaahahahaha////

pwahahahahah////

[ItalianGabi5678]

do the one about joe unleashing his inner nerd and saying, "I'm allergic to flowers, i'm allergic to ocean water and doodle bugs, I'm also allergic to...air. *gasps for breath* OMJ I love that one!!! Hehe!!!

[HappilyAnonymous2345]

He doesn't day "doodle bugs" lol...He says "dental floss"...Hahaha

[jbandemifan4ever]

I guess Joe REALLY likes milk...lol, no problem, so do I! :D

"Oh, u don't know what the letter is, this the letter oh!"

"Ok, show them your arm (muscle) oh that's right! U don't have 1!"

lol

[JBluvr4evaANDeva]

"im allergic to dental floss"

"guy walks into a grochery store asks for a glass of milk there all like PSH! we dont have glasses here!"

[taytay14avacado]

do the one when he is "like im gunna kill u with my gun and put u in the trunk of my car and drag u into the desert and bring you home and make sure ur ok and give you some of my world famous dumplings" gotta love that one

[LoyalJules]

yeah do the one when is like im gunna kill u with my gun and put u in the trunk of my car and drag u into the desert and bring you home and make sure ur ok and give you some of my world famous dumplings....LOLOLOLOL!

[CuteGal786]

i love this video joe jonas is so funny he makes me laugh and he is so cute.

[mrsjoejonas6279314]

hahahaha these are all really funny!!!!

[DJDanger89]

when did joe say the one about miley needs a straight jacket?

[FutureMrsJoeJonas116]

i was on the phone with my friend and we were watching this, and we were cracking up

[movieloverx963]

dude add the one when he does his southern accent!! :] :] hahaha

[jonerloverhaha]

haha i cracked up on the one about 'hold on'

joe's hilarious

[cravincookies]

ha ha that is so funny he is one of the funniest people ever

[channing13]

hahah joe is hilarious!

[alanamsz]

i sooo love joe jonas he is so cute and super funny

[xXxJonasxXxFanxXx]

one of my faves is

Girl i got my library card and i'm checking you out-joe jonas

[brokenwishes65]

lol hes so funn i love him

[ilovekevinjonas310]

wats a straight jacket?

and yeah it was nick about the milk

[DJDanger89]

a straight jacket is what people use on insane people

[ilovekevinjonas310]

haha ok lol

[TeenTalk95]

lol. i like the, bowl fo milk one.

[DJdanger7njk]

they messed up its i am worth $1.25 and Kevin is worth $1.50

[MissLizzieJonasXX]

nicks the one that sed about the milk!

[RezGirl27]

the baby alphabet is at 1:02

[sushirox22]

wheres the one with the baby alphabet rapping?

[BananaSplitz0206]

it was on the day in the life of the joans brothers video.

[Anisafloobernugget]

I've heard all of those quotes! lol I seriously have prblems with watching the JB on youtube! love em!

[BananaSplitz0206]

same! i watch 'em like evry day!

[SupermansBitch14]

Me too!

Haha

I think I've watched all Joe Jonas video's

XD

[zanessaforeverxKBPx]

That's Nick that freaks out about the milk!

[IcyWindTT]

hey thats not true! when I comment, i say, OMG JOE YOUR SO HAWT! lol

[horses522]

ive heard all of those he makes me laugh so much

[cewler]

where can i find the video with joe saying we read all of your comments, like oh my god nick your so hot?

[musicdorks]

jonas brothers happy hoildays

[mzblackhairbeauty034]

i have one ill send it to you its all about joe being funny its some where in there lol

[cewler]

thanks

[RezGirl27]

'where can i find the video with joe saying we read all of your comments, like oh my god nick your so hot?' you can find it at 0:49

[MandiJaynerules]

it's in a video called 'Joe Jonas Funny Moments' and theres a clip of him saying it or maybe your looking for the actual full video of them talking.

[QTMovieluver88]

I LOVE WISCONSIN OHIO!!!! :D

[madmadchiken]

awkward!

is my favorite

hahaha

p.s.: what is it with him and chikens?

lmao

[JoeJonaschic4eva]

i love all the joe pics! LOL

[xPinayx195x]

Haha. Joe loves milk? Me too! xDD I'll start screaming, "Where's my milk?!?" whenever we run out. Haha!!

Thank you, Joe. Now I know what to get Miley Cyrus for her birthday; A strait jacket.

[CeLiNeDeMpSeY]

hahaha about the milk, me too! haha i freak out when ever we run out :P

[jblover611]

EXACTLY!!! FINALLY some1 understands!!!!! :D

[nickluver789]

i love joe hes hot

[brandyduhbomb]

i love this quote that he says...

hez like say i love u Shereana

and so hez i love u shereana girl pleez...lol

its funny...i think....

and i also like the part where he reads nice moves and thinks it says rice move so hez like what? ooohhh nice moves i was gona say rice moves? what kinda rice is that well dont eat it...lol

[davidcookfan8]

Here's a funny quote by him:

I'm Joe Jonas

I'm your best friend

Open the fridge, eat a chicken

Whas up, oh!

[Karencita101]

where got the pictures!?????

I LOVE JOE!!

[1CMPS]

some advice... sometimes the words blend with the backround and if it doesnt it isnt on screen long enough 4 u to read all of it.

[TorontoLovesJonas]

um just to clear this up..because ive heard the interview many times...when hes talking about miley it ACTUALLY is:

kevin: "nah shes our best friend"

joe: "yeah we love her. no we dont hate her, we love her. but she sort of needs a strait jacket. haha i think she'll appreciate us saying that"

[jonasbrothersfan3037]

He didnt say that bout Miley cause I just called him and he said he didnt

[lechuga48]

lol yeah i think that was nick but whatever

[hayray2]

this is a stupid video but some of it is true

[kAmbf2u]

omg i can't believe he said that about miley........WAY TO GO JOE!!!! he he

[narujac]

lol thats kinda funny i think?

[defleppardlover]

joe jonas- "when im alseep at night, im afraid that people are going punch me in my sleep, its called 'afraidthatpeoplearegoingtopun­chyoufobia'"

[caitlinshbang04]

heres one i heard.

it was

"i like social studies cause we learn about Planets"

[tistatina]

I LOVE YOU GUYS. i have one questions. do you have any concert in slovenia. <3 nick you are so cute i love you. joe jou are so funny,kevin you are super <3

Tina <3

[NenaRebel]

hahaha luved this and i agree he is sexy and funny lol

[ElizabethAndPortia]

awesome video this is soooo awesome i bet u worked hard on it thanks so much for uploading!

[kibahina95]

you know i bet he doesnt even remember saying alot of these quotes ....... but i dont love him for his brains so it doesnt matter

[irockuyeah]

ha i <3 it and about the studio one he says every studio needs a RUBBER chicken lol close enough it rocked!

[Plyswthsqrrls616]

he did not say The Miley Cyrus One Thats A Lie!!!!! I Know all of his quotes and that miley cyrus staigh jacket one ain't one of em!!!!!

[irockuyeah]

actually it is i have whached the video where he says that more than once k

[Plyswthsqrrls616]

whatever

[bamlvr01]

some of it aint tru but the syraight jacket part is i heard/saw him say it on a vid from the radio

[vballfan15]

great Video!!!!

[lovejb12]

one of my favorites is "Oh u don't know what the letter is this the letter oh!"

[vballfan15]

I don't get that one could you explain?

[MsRachelF7]

He is pretty much hilarious. :D

[leahholgerson]

jonas brothers rock so shut the fuck up bitch

[jblover611]

who said they don't?!?!?!?

[boardwaybeauty]

Stud Muffin what the heck! Joe's too funny! Thanks for posting!

[rukia9260]

theres 1 when he goes

"Something people don't knew about me is that 2 of my fingers are eatable. 1 of them happen 2 b my pinkie. Yeah, i like eating them after every consert."

or sumthin lik that

[joannabiggestfanxoxo]

it goes what they dont know about me is that 2 of my fingers are edible but im not telling you wich ones cause you ight try and eat them (i think)

[jerseyNemma]

lol this is soo funny

[PizzazPrincess247]

i liked the one that said Wisconson or ohio...i like wisconsin ohio. lol rofl jjisf ( Joe Jonas Is So Funny) PASS THAT ONE ON PLZ!!

[xoMaraNoellexo]

the milk one was nick jonas not joe...

[nadaluttiA]

my fav quote is definately

"i like to social studies because i like to learn about the planets"

HAHAHAHA

[desireewall16]

aha , it was nick jonas who said the thing about the milk in :38

[alyness33]

isnt the one at 37 Nick??????? I think I remember Nick saying it

[jblover611]

no, i think that was joe, joe's the 1 that says the funniest things!

[PrincessGir]

Yeah. It is Nick who says that! And I thought it was Kevin who said the thing about Miley and the straight jacket...

[jblover611]

oh well!!!! and ik joe said the thing about the strait jacket

[j0ej0nasluv3r1]

ur rite gotta luv him lol i luv him o and every recording studio needs a chicken!!!!!!!! joe is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooo funny

[einsteinshakespear]

when did he say Nick is a stud muffin ?

xx

[jblover611]

i THINK it was the vid where they wish every1 a merry christmas, happy hanukkah, kwanzaa, and of course the best 1, quanzigizigizam! lol! i THINK it's either on jonasbrothersmusic OR kevinjonas, one of those usernames!

[ArizonaCardinalsGirl]

oh my gosh, the picture at 1:16 gives me the chills, with his cut hand.

[babyemiliexxx]

"every recording studio needs a chicken"

hahahaa

[pumpkiny1]

what was the name of the  song that was at the first parth of the slide show

[piedusteater]

Joe singing "I Gotta Find You" From camp rock

[volleychick951]

oh my gosh...i just realized this...at 1:12 you can see the blood on his had from when he fell at the AMA's!! aw how sad!!

[jblover611]

i kno, poor joe!!!!!!!!!!!!

[volleychick951]

i know!!! aww what he takes for us :] stiches in the forehead and glass in his hands and knees :] gotta love him!! lol

[JoeJManiac]

i love my guys funny and random(joe)

[copperboomdanz]

he is oficially the most wonderfully random guy ever

[volleychick951]

what's the first song called? it's REALLY good lol.

[emjhay11]

its called I gotta find you by shane gray (his character) from Camp rock. check out the moviee

[volleychick951]

ohh ok!!! how did you find it?! ah i can't get over how amazing it is haha i've listened to it like 44327903257539 times lol.

[emjhay11]

lol ye jus search it on youtube. jus put camp rock and there will alot of videos =)

[volleychick951]

oh ok!!! thanks!!!! omgosh i'm SSSOOO excited for camp rock to come out!! it looks amazing!!!

[OJDJonasBrothersFan]

cool! love the jonas brothers. im obsessed. im like one of their biggest fans!!

[jblover611]

i'm BIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!l­ol!

[OJDJonasBrothersFan]

idk about that 1! people @ school think that im crazy because im so obsessed. i don't even like any1 @ school cause im holdin out for kevin! i dont think it will happen but im not getttin married till he does cause then i KNOW theres no chance left. lol.

were probably both big fans. its hard to explain2 anyone& no one understands how much we actualy love them. everyone @ school is like eww. your so weird those boys r so ugly & have no talent and they just go on and on.they just dont understand!

[jblover611]

I kno, same with me, only me and my friends kirstin and martha like them, we're like "shut up, they're AWESOME!!!"