Bungie's Servers Explode - By Chilled Chaos (Halo Reach Machinima)

[ManTheYesValve]

Remember 5-3-10...

[wintemplar]

well maybe it wont blow up if they stop shooting at the computer

[mshaloman1]

SHITSTORM INCOMMING! lol

[MossyFX]

that janitor needs to clean better....-_-

[xIICR0NICIIx]

Lol wipe ur ass and zip up!

[InfectDeck]

How... ROSS!

[jamstermman12]

so did barrack obama drop chuck norris on reach ???

[CynCellArby14]

GET BILL GATES ON THE LINE!!!!

[ImaginativeNinja]

1:03

-Love Bungie

[raesism]

Womens have to stay in the kitchen EVEN WHEN REACH IS BEING DESTROYED

[An4ngryBanana]

hello? oh hi. kevin sent me.

[Tribuscuz]

SHITSTORM INCOMING

-love bungie-

[gabmaster7]

i remember in june when the server exploded i was a general then i was resetto a captain it made me very :(

[KurasakiBleachigo1]

its also the day star wars came out... much more important than anything else

[XxxXiNF4MOUSXxxX]

SHITSTORM INCOMING!!

-Love Bungie ;D

[XxxXiNF4MOUSXxxX]

pretty sure thats not kirkland xD

[IIronWolfZone]

I dont have Halo Reach, So im gonna play Halo 3!

[3DISEASE]

haha, girls in the kitchen

[BladeSky12]

lol... SOMEBODY CALL BILL GATES!!!

[Sasuke69355]

Idea: Kill everyone trying to log ing -_-

[iBrandoCommando]

Im pretty sure shooting everything doesnt help.

[MrOwned24]

goddamn caboose

[MegaMonkeyDeath]

@xxstealthytacoxx lol your right.

[D1D1P]

im glad he put that whimmen in her place

[Tfreshour]

hey anyone remember the 2nd helmet atachment for the mark 5 base on the beta...why did bungie take that out of the game?

[MegaMonkeyDeath]

Tucker did it.

[xxstealthytacoxx]

@MegaMonkeyDeath

Or Caboose ^_^

[nintendork2000]

@MegaMonkeyDeath WRONG Caboose and Grif did it.

[Scoutreyes1]

@MegaMonkeyDeath darned blues, ruin everything.

[LJMS45]

@MegaMonkeyDeath thats mah dogs name D:

[KurasakiBleachigo1]

um... there were over 98 billion people loging on that caused the overload, i looked at the screen. there are only 7 billion people in the world, is Halo so awesome its famous on other planets?

[MrFreshboii99]

@KurasakiBleachigo1 dude its a lie 

[nintendork2000]

@KurasakiBleachigo1 Simple Answer: Yes

[Minecraftdude887]

@KurasakiBleachigo1 It's real on other planets.

[KurasakiBleachigo1]

@Minecraftdude887 its like the whole halo universe is real but since we dont have lightspeed and they do they found out about us and are watching us and testing out our latest stuff to see how far along we are and they found this then stated playing it and loved, causing the overload

[ninetailedfox03]

@KurasakiBleachigo1 what if that was true, fweaky!!

[gruntpsycho]

@KurasakiBleachigo1 dude duh all the covenant planets

[DeoxysLv100]

@KurasakiBleachigo1 Probably the Covenant...

[thecaveminer]

@KurasakiBleachigo1 Totaly smart Lol

[Survivalkid21]

@KurasakiBleachigo1 Yes

[edsded402]

@KurasakiBleachigo1 it is if you include the inner and outer colonies

[Sonypony458]

@KurasakiBleachigo1

There were probably some covenants.

[lolfails42]

@KurasakiBleachigo1 ummmmm duh of course it is

[TheWeid0Group]

HOLY CRAP!!! THAT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!! MAY FLIPPEN 3RD!!!!!!!!! I SPELLED IT WRONG BUT WHO CARES!!!! I DONT!!!!!

[MrOwned24]

@TheWeid0Group i do

[halofs25]

They cant overload the server begins to skip and that causes the online gaming to become glitchy

[butface621]

HOW THE FUCK CAN THE SERVERS OVERLOAD

[itsmebrad19]

Ok, they only just shut down the halo 2 servers at the start of this year, this was only after the majority of players stopped playing online. This means that they won't shut down halo 3 servers for a few more years, and Reach for many years. So stop worrying about them shutting the servers down!

[HeroicBallbag]

@itsmebrad19 you can no longer rank up on Halo 3, which i think is a sign of server end.

[SpartanXan117]

*SHITSTORM INCOMING*

[Leviticase]

PLEASE BUNGIE, PLEASE!!!! DONT SHUT IT DOWN! IM RIGHT ABOUT TO GET MY XBOX, SO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT SHUT IT DOWN!

[dylanbh1]

@Leviticase um halo reach's multiplayer is still up and will be for a while ya know

[SPARTANL795]

I thought the beta ended when the guy went out of the barrier. Lol

[shunfglol]

@killkill7777 they can't, unless they shut down ALL xbox360 servers

[itsmebrad19]

@shunfglol WTF!!, The Xbox servers have nothing to do with the halo servers, 343 studios now owns the servers, and for each game is a different set of servers. To shut down the halo 3 server they would just have to close the server they got given from bungie.

[shunfglol]

@killkill7777 you really think that bungie would EVER shut down the halo 3 servers?

[shunfglol]

@killkill7777 You are stupid

[RogueMason13]

Blame Stosh.

[ball4lifeknz]

why did they remove black! >:

[crackmonkey208]

Cool

[TheToxicBagel]

Sexist joke in a video game Machinma. . . how original.

[Hosakata1]

hehehe a person said "I WANT RECON!!!!!"

[MrSpiritjackal]

This video seems to be taking on the form of a threat. haha

[McNachos64]

lol the gears 1 sound automaticly plays at 00:50

[PEACEcells13]

SHITGSTORM INCOMING  -love bungie

lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololol

[xJazzyJam123x]

142 Sandwitches had to make themselfs

[StreamFlippers]

o shit sorry bungie that last one was me

[MegaPassword10]

1:03 epic

[rikuschaos]

I love how this is 16 days AFTER the beta. :P

[Wired2X]

I WANT RECON!

[Roflcoptah87]

STOSH! WAT DID YOU DO!

[Gmrbro]

Shitstorm incoming!!!

[Yournothawt]

This would have been MUCH better, if Rooster Teeth did this instead...

[MrPwnzor]

@Yournothawt Fanboy.

[kungfucatish]

was that doughnut from red vs blue at 1:59

[MegaHolly07]

@kungfucatish  Sadly... No

[imreportedxD]

lol " get bill gates on the phone" funny :p

[MegaCrashBandicoot]

Wow i'm surprised no one didn't flag that lol (1:14)

[stockpiled7]

@MegaCrashBandicoot FLAGGING IS DISABLED, DOUCHE.

[MegaCrashBandicoot]

@stockpiled7 Oh i didnt know and why did you call me a Douche? Fucking retard

[DARKRIDERxETFG]

this is really a day that will live in infamy along with the day the retail version did the same thing.

[RagaRBM]

@DARKRIDERxETFG

Hmm? What happened?

[DARKRIDERxETFG]

@RagaRBM there were so many people on the halo reach online servers that they just crashed so the usual 100,000 playing reach turned to 1,000 players playing nobody left matches because they could find nobody else.

[venamek]

"These sandwiches aren't gonna make themselves you know" lmfao.

[ERMgamer]

switch to activison service. help with call of duty. or get raped by a shitstorm.

[lolfulwaffle]

@ERMgamer thats funny beacuse call of dutys servers are 20 times more laggy (cough cough...)

[LemurMan2008]

I LIVE IN KIRKLAND!!!!!!

[DragonMan9717]

that's a heck of a PSA

[androne103]

I expected nova to be the pink Spartan.

[MusicalMagicAnna]

I'm impresses by how many different pitched voices Ze can do

[SuperAJC10]

LOL, i love how they hacked to download the halo reach beta in one sec

[ilikepie442]

funny how that pink one wasn't even a girl lol

[anon7096]

Anybody else hear the noob say "I want recon!!!"

[HaloWolves343]

get Bill Gates on the phone!

[pheonixbird30]

I MISS THE BETA!!!!

[sguan09]

@pheonixbird30 I never heard of the beta

[Loupgarou182]

that guy haas my colors

[asianinja90]

when in doubt blame stosh

[heatflame7]

holy shit 98 billion people played halo reach when it launched!

[GamerN4]

I actually think that the beta style looks better than the real game :3

[marc042270]

SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT HALO 3 I ALLREADY SAID THIS

[1headphoneguy]

lol activision serve3rs

[Tutorialshelp1234]

September 25th marks the 4 year anniversary of Halo 3. We will celebrate this day by keeping the Halo 3 community alive and playing it at 2pm Eastern Time. We will hopefully make the servers as populated as they were before, and prevent Bungie from taking down the Halo 3 online servers to make us play Halo Reach, while also bringing the original Halo experience back to life. Pass this on to other videos and thumbs up so people will know!

[crazypoopity]

2:42 i want recon... it doesnt help if the server explodes silly lol

[ChrisF1573]

141 people had there connection interupted

[opus902]

i think this is ture cause when i went on the beta no one could get into a game

[theravinglunatic470]

THE SERVERS ARE MELTING!!!!

[Mstr3xpldr]

I miss the Beta :(

[Thomasis02]

i can hear the guy from noob meets halo reach at 2:36

[EpIcXxMoDzxX]

97,649,764,947 players online

[Rajputforlife]

141 people forgot the mayo. l0l.

[coolman96ism]

people in this video

-ze royal viking

-gassymexican

-chilledchoas

-kootra

from the creatures

[L3GTxGaming]

ALL HALO 3 FANS LISTEN UP.

September 25th marks the 4 year anniversary of Halo 3. We will celebrate this day by keeping the Halo 3 community alive and playing it at 2pm Eastern Time. We will hopefully make the servers as populated as they were before, and prevent Bungie from taking down the Halo 3 online servers to make us play Halo Reach, while also bringing the original Halo experience back to life. Pass this on to other videos and thumbs up so people will know!

[spartan0581]

[Insert quote from the video we all just saw.]

[nbmanno]

dont forget the mayo!

[keegen303]

one of the awsome creatures

[ImGriffHD]

I miss mah Beta Black Armour :(

[Grandmastersensei178]

I love the song in the beginig it fits perfect with invasion what is it

[halorules241]

machinimia your brilliant

[Fearfulcrawdog]

i remember that day they i played the beta for 2 games then i wated for some freinds when they joined we waited in the lobby for an hour THE FUCKING LOBBY MAN THE FUCKING LOBBY nothing seems right anymore May 3rd 2010 a day that will live on as a painfull scar to those who went through ODST

[MurdoofScarith]

what excactly happened on may 3rd? I dont really play halo much....

[liljus626]

@MurdoofScarith the servers went down

[RBDrummer5]

the gamertag was actually CoupSTroopS KX

Whatever. I don't even give a SHIT anymore. I'm still heartbroken, my 15 minutes of fame, tarnished.

[kr1spness]

Chilladin's Assemble.

[EvilBranMuffiin]

Don't forget the mayo! xD

[TheOdd1000]

one of them sounds like a penguin

[itsB0DE]

Its over 9000!

[wrestlingfanman22]

1:43 - 1:51 Gotta love Kootra :P

[Peacewalker98]

halo reach players online 100000000000000000000000000000­000000000

[bigad97]

......when did this happen again? I played the Beta everyday and this didn't happen.

[NAVALWARZONE]

@bigad97 IT WAS A JOKE :p

[bigad97]

@NAVALWARZONE But what if it wasn't. I would be missing somthing big on the BETA. But then I didn't play everyday, making me no longer a no life. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

[AssassinEuchre]

Best ever.

[Epicpwned1337]

every note from bungie always says love bungie "im sorry to inform you that you have been banned from halo 3 for being too good at it" -love bungie- XD

[lparkfan98]

I remember my reaction when this happened. It went a little something like this: "ButtFuck!"

[machinimareflex]

141 bungie employees disliked the video

[BluepieRedpie]

Shitstorm incoming - Love Bungie Lmfao! xD

[MrPiepooper]

@BluepieRedpie it would suck to get a boner in armor

[RoflSStime]

LOL, I love how the number went over the population of Earth...

[gizmofly870]

@RoflSStime AILIENS.

[CommanderHill239]

the covenet are playing to

[playerofrock04]

@RoflSStime aliens.

[XXXXDANNYXHARDCORE]

@RoflSStime aliens have an xbox 360?? lol

[mintyking1]

@RoflSStime duh aliens play halo

[Shadowknux461]

@RoflSStime you didnt think our Sanghelli brothers would NOT be excited about the beta, did you?

[Commanderblushridley]

@RoflSStime That means aliens play reach.

[Thearbiter84]

@RoflSStime They used spambots :P

[GroupAnubis8466]

@RoflSStime same

[MyAwesome420]

@RoflSStime Intergalatic players

[xxadamxx0001]

@RoflSStime Aliens have to get their fix of halo as well

[CrushTheCreeper]

God dammit Chilled

[RenegadeSorrowCBP]

Chilled! I worked hard in that corner. And you use the wrong variation of "you're/your"? :'(

[Ordonity]

I don't want to FINISH HIM!!!! I want to watch this video.

[Thehalopianoplayer]

I wonder if this idea is possible, if you mix the whole servers of COD,halo reach,Wii net and PSN, and put all of them in 1 server farm, would it exploder :?

[killercheese101]

@Thehalopianoplayer No, all of the servers' powers would combine and form... THE LAGGER! The world's first lagging superhero. You can't shoot him. Why, you ask? Well, he's over there-no, now he's over here-nope, back over there- uuuh, I think he's in two places at once, oh wait there we go. Will anyone ever get a weapon that can hit him? D:

[Thehalopianoplayer]

@killercheese101 lol XD i hate lag

[RAWRxBlueDino1028]

lol gow music in halo

[DagamonEx]

lol

[killerspartan666]

2:28 thumbs up for gears of war music in a halo video

[K3M0KIDS]

R.I.P RYAN DUNN

[0063man]

in soviet russia server crash you!!!

[DARKRIDERxETFG]

i remember when this happened for realzies just on a smaller scale.

[Jman666100]

SHITSTORM INCOMING!!! - love bungie :p

[cbb098]

@MrBioluminescence lets check black ops:

black ops player logins: 0

[MiningInTheAttic]

i didnt know chilled made this

[Royart142]

5 de mayo FUCK stupid americans thats not our independance day!! its on september 16 of 1810 shit... that pisses me off a lot :(

[TimmyTumor1]

@Royart142 If you were born in America your independence day was not September 16th 1810 it was July 4th 1776

[Royart142]

@TimmyTumor1 Im talking about mexico mate XD the say 5 de mayo its our independance day but its that day mexico repeled the french in a fight for a debt have a nice day dude! :D

[mattstorm360]

@TimmyTumor1 Learning! IT BURRRRNS!

[ThePwnerdude]

get bill gates on the phone lol