Tom Cruise explains the benefits of drugs

[undisputed4life]

Wow that guy really is dangerous and ignorant.

Will Smith was right!

[beer94]

uhmm, so what's wrong with scientology?

[miroglam]

hahaha



[hamoodigahan]

what the ?

[satchi123]

NICE EDITING..IN FACT HE REDERS AN OPPOSITE MESSAGE TO THIS ONE IN THE TRUE VIDEO...LOL

[mobspeak]

I remember when I was in the cult as a child growing up.. they made us sing songs like .. "get on the road to freedom, it's time to free all mankind" or something like that.. was great.. we sang all the greatest hits.. of propaganda that is.. FUCK YOU SCIENTOLOGY FOR FUCKING UP MY FAMILY !! FUCK YOU VERY MUCH!!

[Klangradius]

May I spread this video over the world!

[Phonosinnthese]

"I wanna see Scientology drugging children, electric-shocking people against their will."

hahaha xD

[anticliche321]

lol I just pissed my pants and died XD

[pacificnfresh]

LMFAOOO!

[duesexmachina100]

The endorphin gland is a highly needed organ for the interaction between two individuals, without the endorphin gland a person can't connect with someones emotions. Now studies have shown that the gland cannot be repaired or shock therapy is the result of jolting electric volts to an unbalanced mind, in order to forcefully mend the broken pieces. Though how is the endorphin gland a broken piece when its said to be an entire gland missing specific functions?

[dobplee]

he is hatefull man Racist man i hate  you tom

[LightYagame100000]

I actually think this would be a better world if we drug and use electroshock therapy on children :D hehe

[roboptions]

You know you will get some type of copyright notice for doing this video from cruizes lawyers.

[roboptions]

Every post paid envelope you can find from scientology & Dianetics. Fill it with a print out of Xenu Leaflet. Than tape it to a brick and send it back as a response. Best way to protest. Tell all your friend to do this. The church of scientology will have a huge mail bill and each letter opened will free one of their members. Once you red Xenu leaflet they kick you out automatically. Tell as many people as you can. Power of the many. A million people send bricks back that should do something.

[mrsburr77]

@roboptions Love that idea! 

[MightyPhalus]

WOW! Tom Cruise just admitted the truth. Here. Live.

[DECIMUS771]

He needs the therapy if anyone does!

[globe255]

You dont destroy a cult by not telling the truth and make people believe Tom Cruise has said somethings he hasnt said.

[chanologyASSIST]

@globe255 I don't have any intentions of destroying a cult.

I just do what I do to laugh, and to ridicule stupid people.

People like you.

[globe255]

@chanologyASSIST How do you ridicule me??? You ridicule yourself. How old are you 15???

[chanologyASSIST]

@globe255 I have done nothing to ridicule you.

However, you have indicated a common misconception that I would pursue destroying $cientology or whatever.

They just provide to Many laffs to destroy.

I prefer to spawn rape.

[globe255]

@chanologyASSIST Try to get yourself a good life- and please behave yourself.

[roboptions]

@globe255 Get a good life and behave? How by raping scientology?

[chanologyASSIST]

@globe255 Who said anything about destroying a cult?



[globe255]

@chanologyASSIST Dont ask me, i havent said you did.

[CFrostyTheSnowman]

@chanologyASSIST Isn't that the point of Chanology?

[brainfoodlunch]

@globe255 "make people believe Tom Cruise has said somethings he hasnt said"

Only a retard wouldn't realize this is a cut-up. Are you a retard? 

[SytheneDemere]

@globe255 Agreed, do not mask lies with lies. Instead of fighting fire with fire, take a bucket of water and dump it on them.

[partyshock]

lol

[MrTalgon]

OMG! 2funny

[NekoLady3000]

I just found this video. Thank you!!! I love it.

[SOYUNPINCHEBOY]

fucking hilarious and kudos to you chanologyAssist, this i sgoing in my favorites file love it, lol!!!!

[chanologyASSIST]

@SOYUNPINCHEBOY You sir have impecable taste!

[subversyv]

haha ... sweet

[ChrisViz18]

Thank you for your amazing videos.

[ChikikyoKONAMI]

★ELECTRIC SHOCKING PEOPLE

[RandoAnonymous]

He can with the power of Scientology create new realities. He has created a new reality where the whole world is a closet and he is inside it,but says that he isn't inside it.. lmfao

[powercomm]

tom cruise explained the destruction of the drugs, not the benefits.  You can fool others but you can't fool me, lol

[chanologyASSIST]

Alas, there's no getting one past you , captain obvious.

Your amazing powers of observation make any attempt to fool you fail.

You can notice edits from miles away.

Your powers are to be envied, and I think we can all sleep safely tonight knowing that you alone wield these powers, as in the wrong hands, they could be deadly.

Thank you captain obvious.

Just , thank you.

[trixigt2]

Haha! Powecomm got to taste som ownage!

[elijahcrigger]

@powercomm I assume that was a joke?

[Vertue15]

LMAO

[Assaut19283]

South park Trapped in the Closet

~~~Nuff Said~~~

[amerikhan7]

lulz.

[contentlocked99]

i wanna see them doing that too, so itll give us yet another reason to hate $cientology.

[elijahcrigger]

@contentlocked99 WTF!? You WANT reasons to hate $cientogy? I don't like the religion much either but that has to be one of the dumbest things I have ever read!

[contentlocked99]

well damn we already have enough reasons to dislike them, why not add more fuel to the fire?

[Shonbi]

You won't even need reasons to hate it. It's bull, therefore unloved.

[FishCakeLady]

I really dont give a fuck about him anymore! This fucking scientology is the work of Satan as for Tom Cruise he can go and fuck a swine flu fucking pig for all I fucking care!

Look at this fucker! he looks like fucking Satan the devils work! Im no longer interested in seeing his new films because of this fucked up cult! Tom go and fucking eat some swine flu pig shit and fucking die you CUNT!

[drandersw]

I sure as hell will take good care not to ever watch any kind of movie with his involvement.

[TheZombieTrilogy]

oh god this is classic man nice remix

[tinjikohaha]

yo tom, sucky sucky

[Obataladance]

They want to sell us drugs ? WTF...this is NEW AGE crap

[Phoarz]

scientology is against drug and psychiatry.. they think its evil

[lieutenanterrrrrrrr]

Of drugging children against their will... XD

[MikeWtf]

Haha! So funny. Also the wisest words ever to come out of his mouth

[yardayabroad]

dont every fucking goverment and every religion to the same shit???ask crossing over with jon edwards an beyond with james van praag??they kno about everlasting beings,,thats what scientology is but as always what it all gets political the hole concept of belife goes out the window,,but we our soles do live for ever scient probaly is the closest answer than most religions, they just advise right up to you die...lol plus never talk about what the other side really is, or what here ia about?????

[Load1Bongs1Not1Guns]

YOU are also an everlasting being

[Lastspark]

English plx.

[nekogasuki4141]

Orlando Bloom and Daisaku Ikeda practice Nichiren Buddhism.wmv

watch?v=0_Wf6qhP3gg&feature=ch annel_page

[shadowwbn]

chanologyASSIST, your an asshole. I dont like tom cruise, I dont like scientology, but this is ridiculous. Did you even think about the ramifications. Let me help you out:

* Scientologists can use this as an excuse to show how far others will go to discredit them. Which will make their scientologist loyalities stronger.

* Most of them are rich, so now they will be spending tons of money to advertise against your little clip. Thus increasing their #'s.

So thank you for being a dumbass.

[chanologyASSIST]

xD.

this comment is hilarious.

i know you really are trying to sound so valiant, so informed, right?

so they will "advertise" against this clip eh?

uh, and?

you really should try to drop some of the drama rhetoric , i did it for the lulz.

hopefully it is used as an example, of course, it wont be, but i can hope right?

[courtorderedsuicide]

I thought it was funny, but some people just need to learn how to take a joke.

[Shonbi]

If they do show this video, the world will just laugh harder.

[hartman5555]

epic, I busted a gut, nice video man.

[MCBTJ]

lmao

[EricHimself616]

he should stick to acting...cuz i have no idea wtf he just said?

[wachaninja7]

scientology is garbage written by a sci fi writer and supported by unnecessarily large amounts of money which must be given to allow it's followers to "advance"

but for christianity, as epicurus said:

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?

Then he is not omnipotent.

Is he able, but not willing?

Then he is malevolent.

Is he both able and willing?

Then whence cometh evil?

Is he neither able nor willing?

Then why call him God?

[TallCatsMakeGoodHats]

You forgot infinite knowledge. Thats where your theory fails on God.

[Galacticmaster]

jesus was in fact part scientology.

YES HE WAS NOT A SCIENTOLOGIST, but is called a clear or pre-clear person.

he had a lot knowledge at the time but was not the saviour of man, man's true saviour is scientology. the catholic church does more brainwashing than scientology combined with the the Joseph witnesses

[BIGSBYTREM]

Not bad but the final line should be "heres the problem uuuum Scientology"

[Idaretosay]

Tom Jesus is the answer...Now with a warning to John for the saddness I feel for his only son the sorrow I feel for Johns loss....turn BACK to Jesus! He will forgive you and take back his flock!

[omg9111]

Dude shut up, can't you see this video is edited? Your a dumbass.

[elijahcrigger]

STOP SPAMMING PEOPLE WITH YOUR STUPID RELIGIOUS BULLSHIT!!Your stupid religion is just as cooky as Scientology and you KNOW IT!!

[Idaretosay]

While you feel very uncomfortable Im sure since satan has a hold over you quit trying to tell me what to say and what not to say!

Mine is not a religion as you care to call it but it known as the way the truth the light and life! Gid is mine and yours whether you care to call him that or not! He's the ONLY living breathing God...A God who died for us,rose and is living! There IS no other!

[elijahcrigger]

WOW YOU KNOW ALL THAT?!?!? that's amazing?!? whats your proof?! surly you have some great evidence for something that you would so BOLDLY state right?

[Idaretosay]

Read the Holy Bible and ask God to enlighten you with his Holy Spirit to help you inderstand and...YOU will!

"Blessed are those who believe and yet have not seen!

Jesus loves you and wants you to get to know him...go on dont wait!

[elijahcrigger]

Let me shred your stupid ignorant theory here!

A.I have read the bible.

B.I have asked your god to " enlighten " me and about five times in my life have asked him into my heart.

C.the only reason you said for me to read the bible is because you don't have a valid answer and you know it!!stop lieing to yourself!! and START thinking for yourself!!event tho I know you like to have a book tell you what to do so you dont have to use your brain!

[XxKrazyXChildxX]

im not tryin to hate or preach to you but how many times have you asked/prayed to god? once? twice? u gota belive with all you heart. if u read the bible it explains all the things that are happening now in the world. in israel etc... all the chaos. and bible isnt somthing that has been written just yesterday like other religions such as morman or scientology its been wrttien over 3500 years ago.

[elijahcrigger]

1.I have prayed to YOUR god jesus MANY MANY times!!!and until about the age of I think 14 I did believe with all my heart!and what does how old your religion is have to do with anything? Hinduism is older! and buddha was born over 100 YEARS before jesus! im sorry but your still falling to give me any good reason for why your a christian.

[XxKrazyXChildxX]

ya sure hindu and buddah is older but think about it thats just a hunk of metal taht some person put together and prayed to, but God has performed miracles to many people with witnesses and thats a big difference

[elijahcrigger]

No its not!! Hindus,musslams and even Buddhists have performed "miracles"to people, with "witnesses".And why are you so sure that there religion is made up and not yours? so far you have not answered that question.

[Idaretosay]

Apart from reading The Holy Bible you must also develop a trust and have a deep relationship with Jesus. To love HIM is to first know Him!

Even if you asked for something and never got it it doesnt mean HEs deaf..Just that it wasnt meant to be for your good or the good of others! He created you and your your wants. Jesus IS God and dont give me all the crap you say coz...I dont believe it!

[elijahcrigger]

was this message to me?

[Idaretosay]

Yes it was! You will regret the day when you draw your last breath and realize that jesus WAS and IS everthing! Tom cruise is another nut and so you join that order! You have shown me you are a total liar! Jesus never fails!

[elijahcrigger]

Ohh that is so christian of you!!"prove me wrong and I will simply call you a lair!"nice.and you saying I will regret this is not very christian either.jesus himself said judge not lest you be judged.

[mormaster]

i dare to say... you got served

[mormaster]

>.> "Idaretosay" i dare to say... get it? No i wasnt talking about you

[MattxOats]

What was it that Jesus Christ said... Love thy neighbor as thy would love thyself.

It didn't mean if you liked the person or not.

"You will regret the day when you draw your last breath and realize that jesus WAS and IS everthing!"

You aren't even following His lessons.

Idaretosay that you're going to hell.

Pardon the pun.

[personman48]

thats why jesus christ was a pussy lololololololol

[XxKrazyXChildxX]

amen

[elijahcrigger]

right?

[Idaretosay]

You think you are smart but I'll say this...I feel sorry for you and for Tom Cruise. jesus loves you more than anyone but satan will deprieve you of wanting to get to Him! Keep calling Him and he will answer...which YOU dont ...dont lie as satan has your tongue!

The Lord never fails! NEVER!

[elijahcrigger]

ok i have prayed long enough!its like you saying "hey carry this rabbits foot around with you and YOUR LUCK WILL BECOME GREAT!!!" and I said "Ok..."so I were this rabbits foot around for 10 years and my parents die my wife dies and i get in 5 car wrecks(none of witch has ever happened in real life..and I say "ok this rabbits foot DEFIANTLY is not helping!"and you say "trust me just keep wearing it its going to help!"NOOOOO!!!!! no more rabbits foot!if you can not give me a logical reason then-

[elijahcrigger]

please stop talking to me!!

[woldschool]

It's like watching the CBC.

[ovur]

inever thot that ppl can be so retards

wake up all of you ans stop wasting your time with ppl that the olny thing they wan tis to ake you money and use you us gini pigs.

Scientology my ass you dam retards.

[vahnx1337]

Scientology is the future!

[Idaretosay]

NO it is NOT and never can be as long as Jesus is God but yeah satan will lead many astray but only when they have no Jesus in their life!

[vahnx1337]

STFU plz, there is no God. LOL!

[Idaretosay]

The future,,,will be Jesus and nothing else! he will come and every knee shall bow and...how!

[Idaretosay]

You know its a sorta fashion trend to...joun the kabbala or some cult like Scientology for these growing big stars! As for some ...they are too afraid to leave as there is more than you know and some...Love to be noticed doing something different!

These one day will go 6 feet deep and then I wonder where to will they go!

[YourScientoIogy]

Hahah! I also made 1 video that looks like this

[Vyrnarcu]

I lolled.

[Juliz]

Best vids ever!

[oooscrayooyay]

Awesome!!!!!

[gothgbunny]

I love you dude you make the best vids !!!!!!

[SmithW38]

Great video!

[SecludedSpaces]

fuck im still laughing

[kubrickfan72]

"I wanna see Scientology drugging little children!" HAHAHAH :)

[30SecondsTokyo]

There is no difference between Scientology and any other paranoiac cult throughout the modern era. Why Tom Cruise continues to lend his name and willingly fund an organization of such inherently fascistic and callously false tenets is beyond belief -- and forgiveness.

[NinjaAries]

That about sums it up.

[Cuoin]

It's not beyond forgiveness. He has been manipulated. Along with many others.

[30SecondsTokyo]

I'd agree about the forgiveness part, except he continues to exploit people with his money and advocacy. The fact that he has 'been manipulated' is not mitigating.

[shred2020]

nice easter egg right at the end with the anonymous headless body

[ISUPPORTANON]

LMAO!

[freddysnotdead]

5 stars. hilarious

[bghomedawg]

That is hilarious

[YetAnotherAnon]

You know, I've noticed something. Tom Cruise killed Tim Curry/Satan in Legend. Then he becomes a scifag. John Travolta plays the greatest archangel despite already being a scifag. Actors should avoid christianic roles if they don't want to become scifags.

[NotSoOldHippy]

Cruise is absolutely insane. He owes his insanity to the Scientology crime syndicate, too.

[jr059375]

thats funny as hell

[SciFientology]

classic!

5 star

[che300gate7]

good stuff Chanology ASSIST