My Bad Romance! Lizzy the Lezzy Stand up comedy

[RainbowRoqkah93]

OMG I absolutely love Lizzy the Lezzy to death!

I am so upset i just recently found these videos!

[TheJack4real]

ha lol when you said she fell asleep i can imagine the cobwebs in her muff xD oh god, MUFF CAABAAGEE!! >:O

[MizzBBreezy]

HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! OMG!!! People can learn a lot from Lizzy :D

[AustralianWild]

"Helloo" - so cute pomie accent!

FUNNY AS HELL!!!

[xuanster]

lulz

[fairy687]

om nom nom :3

[RawrSaysTheKittyKat]

why om nom nom D:

[hwoods01]

Voice synthesizers (voice changing software) isn't a new science. Its a cute little endeavour of yours "Mr. Man", but you're not fooling me.. Funny though. 3/10..

[DarkWillUser]

@hwoods01, Ruth Selwyn isn't a man.

[runetide]

@hwoods01 Who is "Mr. Man"?

[momo9240]

LMFAO! haahahahahahahahahahahahahaha awesome!

[Squirrel89Friend]

HAHAHAHA I LOVE IT!!!! AND I LOVE GAGA MORE!!!!

[weert6666]

you suck !

[weert6666]

this is so bad. i dunno why people think this is at all the least bit funny. there is nothing humorous, cleaver or witty here. it is childish potty humor and nothing more. even the animation is bad. these videos should be deleted because of their unadulterated crapness and vulgarity.

[MikeTehV]

@weert6666 do u think anyone gives a shit what you think?

[weert6666]

@MikeTehV i don't care if you care or not it's not about caring what i think someone cares about what i care about as long as the caring is done by the care taker or person responsible in the first place before it happened after so long as.

[runetide]

@weert6666 And yet you go out of your way to watch vulgar videos so that you can preach on your soap box. Interesting...

[SamiSelene]

wait i got lost..rare? what does it mean

[goegul101]

lol, this is sooo funny.........love it!

[TheSaii]

jus poke in the rare .. HEHE .. ROFL

[NOVASCOTIABRAT]

search the angry lesbian song.. funny shit for everyone thats got an ex

[TheTaraellen]

This made my fucking day. :D

[TheADanCed]

Suck ..! ..

[00hottopic00]

WOOOHHH LADY GAGA!!!!!! xD

[h0lygodess]

hmm lool 30 minutes later xd i know that however nothing is better :P though it must suck if your girl falls asleep :P also was watching this and my mom was behind me! and she was like ./... i don't wanna know i just don't wanna know xd

[prettypv94]

getting poked in the rear IS NOT FUN!

[Ilynear]

eeeewwwww i thought u didnt have sex thats nasty as hell

[dsaipha]

Hehe.... Flippin' hilarious!

[leishajayne]

sooooooo glad i stumbled across this. it's freaking hilarious.

om nom nom nom  hehe, good one

great videos, real good stuff

[sugarshula64]

Cute. LOL.  --- Elena

[brookmarie98]

wow that is so nice lol

[poetick31]

um nomnomnom!

[fofilovecape]

omg liv luv it ... n imagine i'm str8 girl but if lady gaga sang that to me i think i would have to change sides ... XD she is hot as hell n so you are lizzy ! lol

[Liboo52]

this gave me a boner

[xxxxxMAGUSxxxxx]

eu gosto de lezzy a lezzy

[erosutefani]

hahaha (^.^)>> poke poke!

[SonicPrincess7]

Haha, well said Lizzie!

Mind you, if WE went out, you and I, neither of us would fall asleep...!

xx

[AylatheRaichu]

THE REFERENCES. WOW.

[hermitsword]

WOW, THIS IS SO SICK XD

[xlistentomyheartx]

Lmfao Love Lizzy

[1508iloveyou]

haahahahahahah

[Sprouseit]

thats hella funny :D

[smexytbone]

HAHA! ♥

[WatchesVideosOnUtube]

lol it was kinda cool, but seriously its a bit creepy......

[IndianaJoel93]

I thought of megan fox and scarlett johanson doing this and I got an erection :D

[MishaPilsudski]

r u Jewish?

[sleepypoodle]

@MishaPilsudski Her 'creator' is indeed a lovely and very talented Jewish lady called Ruth Selwyn, born in Britain but now living in Tel Aviv.

She's incredibly smart and made a very interesting film (2004) about a girl she knew from her schooldays and met again years later, who had multi-personality disorder.

[MishaPilsudski]

@sleepypoodle k

[MrGetrad]

nomnomnom

[mickiejamesfan144]

lol



[Joshuamonster31]

hahaha i love this far too much!

[lisa781]

Lmao charlie bit my finger so I had to use my thumb

[SummyTheCannibal]

xD LOVED IT! The ending is HILARIOUS!

[xcoolymanx]

i just got a boner :D

[urtauman]

I'm also from Israel! Shalomשלום!!!

Can U tell me how you did the sign thats on top of the video that shows your head and the word "subscribe"... I want to do it to!!

[Goggy021]

Awesome:-)

[Beccar217]

lolz fallen asleep

[WillowFreak]

*lmao* Another great performance Lizzy! ^^ LOVE IT!!

[slavetomyworld]

I <3 you Lizzy

[Ilkamy]

"...My neck was aching, back was breaking, this sex was so exhausting!

I lifted up my head to have a little peep... And much to my surprise the bitch had fallen asleep!..."

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

As always... Lizzy you are phenomenal!

Thank you for the broad laughter, about your bad romance!

I wish you all the best...

Warm regards from Germany

[Dimera6]

חחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחחח­חחחחחחחחח חזקקקקב ביותתתררררר

[wrapasponge]

lizzy, please go straight so i can do you for a night :)

[ApelAndy]

YESTERDAY! When I was mad!

[Chilamisa]

Hahaha, love your videos. Love this one to :DD

[Chilamisa]

Hahah, LOVE YOUR VIDEOS.

[katiepult]

ROFL. One of the best yet :)

[endlesslesboz]

I lifted up my head to have a little peep and much to my suprise the bitch had fallen asleep! ( Funny)

that was the most funniest song ever xD

[freakyfunnygirl]

this is so f-ing funny!!!! ♥♥♥

[technoturtle]

and said om nom nom nom lmao

[lizzythelezzy]

@technoturtle ehhe i'm glad so many people got that one! :)

[namekman01]

@lizzythelezzy hard not to XD

[GreendayMosher]

aha, i love it ;D

[tilena211]

Poke her in the rear! I Love it! lmao

[superstaysee1]

noted lol

[PinksBiggestFanEver]

NOM NOM !!! xD

[MakeupByRisa]

YAY!!! I LOVE it! <3

[disstudbhurtinem]

i so love this 1.. my str8 roommate was looking @ me like i was the 1 rappin.. smh oh well! HILARIOUS!

MUCH LOVE

KINGLO

[truggleslike]

lol lizzy you rock

[kathrine83]

lol

[ThatPunkBrent]

hahaaha this was awesome

[tilena211]

LMAO!

[ForCompassion]

Nom Nom Nom.. haha

[gaccer]

Nom Nom Nom...

[MrBadassButch]

Epic.

[WilliamsShamir]

hahahah :) this was a funny story :)

[freddy000000005]

funny gay sex song

[BeccaColdKick]

lol! I say Hellooo too!

[BubbgleGum4Life]

I looove you lizzy... im always waiting desperatly for new videos from you!

you alwais give me a little laugh even when im not in the mood to smile..

me and my frends always have a good laugh in classe when we look at

your vids on my phone.... keep it up!! (whoop whoop)

[squirrelondrugs59]

omg this is sooo funny i loooove it!

[bjababy1]

haha wow this is great lol my bf is gonna love it lol

[youngstudle]

lizzy is off the chain lol i loveee uuuu lizzzyyyy

[Denamic]

It works, I can testify for it.

Arguably the best method of waking people, amusement/effectiveness ratio-wise.

[aqcm]

Hi Lizzy.. I love your videos,, but one thing? I know it's a time consuming process but do you think you can enable captioning? BTW, I simply loved your deaf video.. You made me spew my drink all over my keyboard by making me laugh so hard.. Kudos to you!

[lizzythelezzy]

@aqcm thank you! sorry about your keyboard hehe. actually most of the earlier videos are captioned, (up to "lesbian addict") - there's a playlist of them all if you can find it. this video also has the transcript in the description. will try to get the more recent ones done when i can!

[hiloako07]

hilarious!! love it

[pinkheart91]

Fuck lesbians!

[sapphiremystique]

@pinkheart91 I'm sure you would like to

[rose2979]

hahaha i will hate to be poked in the rear!!

[lauraclaireful]

Lizzy. Date me?

[ssikmoi88]

haha well she got her bad romance x

[Kk1085]

HAHAHAHAHA!

[crazymariamlr]

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahah­a

[voulezvous88]

hahahahahahaha THIS IS THE BEST. I LOVE YOU, LIZZY!

[lthrdyke6]

Good one, Lizzy!

[piperabofan]

oh Lizzy... Charlie bit ur finger?? i thought u didnt have any fingers and u brought a whole new meaning to fisting... xD i loved it!!

[lizzythelezzy]

@piperabofan haha, yes you're quite correct, i did think about that and thought... "fuck it, poetic license!"

[00juggy08]

@lizzythelezzy "poetic license!" B-)

[DirtyDeals]

POKE!

[lalaylonen]

hahaha thats cool

[maryamtaheri]

thats cute =)

[mimi12126]

lol

[mrlijones89]

brilliant

[deathwolfz]

your videos are funny i think this is one of your best

[dimples6teen]

HAHAHAHA!!! thast a good one

[LunarPaw1138]

Brilliant!

[darksith007]

i love you...just...i love you..... =D

[veh707]

Haha, using om nom nom nom... classic. I love these :)

[allicellobasketball]

hehe this was awesome! love you lizzy!

[hj351]

oh no no no!  hahahaha!!!

[millaway]

Hahaha oh lizzy i love you!

i'll poke you in the rear ;)

[JoshZombee]

Bahahahahaha XD Oh that is some cleaver shit! XD

X3

[TortiaBrooke]

L-M-F-A-O that was amazing

[mbutchin]

ROFLMAO! Lizzy, you just rock too hard!

[MSo0Suductive]

lol lmao i love it

[Lilmama51093]

lmao

[justinthedemonslayer]

LOL OMFSM THAT WAS AMAZING!!!

[WarmHeartedLove17]

this is so hilarious!!!

[vulturos]

LMAO! Lizzy, you're the best!!!

[vanman125]

its funny because she is like serious about what she is saying.

[noideaforausername86]

lol that is the best lizzy so far BY FAR

[PaintedRavensong]

hehehe...I just adore Lizzy!!! Thank you for continually making me smile!!

Cheers!!!

[calliega]

AHAHAAHAH, my friend is scared of me laughing this hard at the moment.

[lacholadehayden]

LOL

[dcmiles]

It would have been funnyier if it hadn't actually happened to me :P

[GuiltyPleasure305]

LMFO :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[claudiavee]

Luv Lizzy,this vid is soooooo funny,all her vids rock!!! Love the lady gaga and Shane comments...esp liquor in the front and poker in the rear lol

[59211bart]

lmao good use of gatorades motto's, and lolcatz (nom nom) and charlie bit my finger and kayne (jackass) west's song lmao xx MOOOOOOOOOOOORE even though I'm just like Gary lol

[FlameDesire]

Lol, hilarious!

[LoneLiLSoul]

hahaha. totally LOL. xD

[twitch690]

hahaha Lizzy you never fail to crack me up! :D xx

[Lontavius1986]

om nom nom nom 

lol

[NicNacNot]

Adorable! lol

[moshe88]

Surprise sleep buttsecks? Good. Surprise lesbian sleep buttsecks? AWESOME!!!

[MissLolaRose]

So hilarious Lizzy! Ain't it a bitch when they fall asleep on ya! Love you! xoxooxox

[nekobunny10]

I HAVE TEARS:) THIS WAS HILARIOUS;; OMFG never fails!

[HiLRoYpwns]

Bahahaha! You're so funny lizzy :D

[LindwurParty]

I'm pretty sure this is the best thing ever.

[arinaharin]

LMFAO..that was hilarious!

[10SexyMamma01]

O lizze ur so funni

[thegreatcomposer]

hehehe

[AnimeDancing]

Omnomnomnomnom...

[TVSandra1980]

Really great... thank you! *hugs* :-)

[jsweet83]

lol

[LumberjackQueen]

LOL! brilliant!

[adam84144]

OMG Lizzy darling you are so amazing! XD I just fell out of my chair laughing!

[lizzythelezzy]

@adam84144 muahs! xx

[KuramaKohaku]

Lol! I love your videos. xD

[leishalover]

So amazingly funny, lmao, I was drinking tea when I watched it and almost choked!

[lizard42028]

Oh god, tea just came out of my nose. You only really laugh because it's true, I hear.  LOL

[lizzythelezzy]

@lizard42028 hehehe very sexy! ;)

[sadguyfoundout1]

hehehaha!

[Snackar]

This must be a much more common experience than I thought! At least Lizzy can make me laugh about it. It's kind of disappointing while it's happening. Heh.

[auntiegog]

Hahaha, brilliant!! That moral of the story is the best, lol.

[mrssarkazz]

lol

[sanne8585]

LOL! Hahahahaha

[crazylily16]

pahahaha! that was epic!

[LuxXx25]

WOW!!! SO AWESOME!!! LOL SICK RAP!!!

[Darklove1]

lmao lovvvv it

[EzraAintDead]

you dont suck :)

[MJandKanye01]

nice lolz

[megasam10000]

hehe

[FM897]

Oh Lizzy! You're my dream girl!!! XD

[Iiquor]

omnomnomnom.

[Nilshaira3]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[NCLEZBN1]

lady gaga fans / lizzy the lezzy rap funny!

[XRhia08X]

hahahahhaha Omfg this was brilliant!!! well done!