12 Pains Of Christmas - Bob Rivers - Lyrics

[Elmseeker]

FINE! You're so smart, YOU rig up the lights!



[TRONkhfan13]

The lights guy is me at my house.

[KittieCat1103]

im 9

[epicerthanu]

@KittieCat1103 -_-?

[KittieCat1103]

i listend to this on 1055 JYY

[sbtwinks]

i dont even know half these people hahahaha

[bcrkris]

Mr. Hangovas is Archie Bunker, right down to the phrases, "Shut up you, Get me a beer, Aw geez look at this",( he does sound like Stewie too! ). I think of Christopher Lowell with the Christmas cards.

[pbandj098]

the shut up you sounds like stuwie griffen

[pbandj098]

The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me no snow

[mjh2372]

Now why the hell are they blinking

[megancheeze]

GRAB A FLASHLIGHT I BLEW A FUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperRobbie1976]

GET A FLASHLIGHT I BLEW A FUSE. LMAO

[harrypotterXnaruto]

"waaaaaaaahhh!!!!"my life as eldest sibling

[YouthFreedomFighters]

FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!!! By far the worst thing about Christmas, or anything else thats expensive.

[MsIcarlyfangirl]

i dont know, why are they blinking lol

[Jaegermeister42]

Shut up, you!

[Gleegirl4739]

@Jaegermeister42 FINE YOUR SO SMART YOU RIG UP THE LIGHT

[srgbladeofthunder]

lol OK YOUR SO SMART YOU RIG UP THESE LIGHTS

[draginofwar]

"why the hell are they blinking!!?" hahahahahaha XD

[sims3girl2223]

I love how at the end of the song everybody loses it

[sims3girl2223]

the lights guy is just like my dad

[bestdrummerever1000]

Daddy,I want some candy!

[newstuffgreat]

RIGGING UP THE LIGHTS

[newstuffgreat]

LOL

[theicchamp06]

Get a Job, Ya Bum!!!!

[ccdabomb14]

KNOW WHY THE HELL ARE THEY BLINKING .?

[112lms]

Hangovas!! I fell off my chair!!!

[112lms]

I luv it! Its halarious!!!!'

[wackyfaceproductions]

I used to rig up the lights but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[newsiegroylover]

I'm totally laughing so hard I'm crying!

[BeatlesLuvr36]

hangovas!! love the lights guy... "one goes out they all go out!!!!" so true ;)

[WatchingVideosAgain]

Love, love, LOVE this song!!!

[ryanman8499]

where did you get permission to use this song, please reply, my video got copyrighted

[SuperKallieKat]

Dear Mr. Schulte

THANX U SOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!! I LAVVV THIS

<3 your favorite student Monnie

[thebiggreen101]

FRIGGING UP THESE LIGHTS

[creativebydesign76]

hahaha...most def....the light guy....lol.....plahahaha

[HM9408K1LL3R]

Way to go with "nineth"

[Sigma0283]

"NOW WHY THE HELL ARE THEY BLINKING!!!!!!!"

Love that part.

[lolcat441]

@Sigma0283 I know right i was laughing sooooo much.

[weirdgirl07]

after i heard this i couldn't stop laughing im still giggling my parents think im nuts.. and the lights guy.... The Best Part ever!!! Find me a flash light I blew a fuse......:D

[DPGIRL9]

SHE'S A WITCH I HATE HER!!!! LOL

[Alexisrendon65]

i sang this for a talent show. omg funny. my and 16 others

[nikimoen22]

For me, its definitely FACING MY IN-LAWS!!!

[Shielarox4444]

OH I DONT EVEN KNOW HALF THESE PEOPLE!

[4eversupersonicgirl]

HANGOVERS!

[hcmckjk]

the lights guy tells the truth.......why the hell do the blink

[PrincessWellington]

Anytime I miss my Dad (which is usually never) I can listen to the angry lights guy and laugh... LOL!!!

[jeryj55]

has the lights guy played minecraft? i swear he has

[thesmoothcriminal021]

@jeryj55 "NOW WHY THE HELL ARE THEY BLINKING!?" <-- definitely redstone :P

[wiyldchris38]

May have been the original video, but there was a really good one somebody made for this but it was taken off a while back... Loved it! hahaha

[xskullxkissesx]

This is so true with someone's christmas someone in the world :D

[TheMaxou92]

Shut Up You HAHAHAHAHA good one with the british accent I like that :-)

[orinanime]

@TheMaxou92

it wasn't a brit accent. i thought.

i thought it was an impression of carol o'connor from "All in the Family"

[SuperSonicAndEASfan]

The Lights Guy is the best!

[PlayingWithMahwii4]

Hey I Just Heard This On The Radio When I Wen't To OutBack

[brehon1104]

@PlayingWithMahwii4 ty

[Andrew65664]

laughed my ass off!

[Shaybay1388]

Lol!!! I love the lights guy!!! He completes the whole thing!!!

"If one goes out, they all go out!"

Yes, yes they do!

[breakingbenjamin1]

ONE LIGHT GOES OUT THEY ALL GO OUT!

[MegaZSkillz]

WHAT!?!? WE HAVE NO EXTENTION CORDS!?!?!?!?!

[524silverstripes]

2:58

[Ty43219CPV]

NOW WHY THE HELL ARE THEY BLINKING!!!!!!!?????

[youngbond002]

i blew a fuse lol

[Lemonademouthfan2684]

FINE! YOUR SO SMART YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS! AND FINDING A CHRISTMAS TREE!

NO BATTERIES INCLUDED !FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS! FACING MY IN-LAWS!

-best parts of the song. show ya in-laws this!

[videoguru145]

@Lemonademouthfan2684 No no no...best part is "she's a witch i hate her!" lol

[JBizzle369420388]

BUY ME SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[Theone684]

The christmas cards and the light guy- why does it have to be so true?

[23Avocado]

The lights guy is the best!

[aileenkerrtracy]

2:54

[aileenkerrtracy]

Oh, I dont even know half of these people! CLASSIC!!!!

[hmw19971]

This song is so true

[JayJayLove4Eva]

FINE! IF UR SO SMART, U RIG UP THESE LIGHTS!!!!!!!1

[meyerj75]

Salvation Army? What's so much of a pain is that?

[skeletonmaster13]

@meyerj75 They always bug you for Donations

[viewardee]

3:21

[viewardee]

2:33 ONE LIGHT GOES OUT, THEY ALL GO OUT! ftw haha

[Littlescienceguy]

This is FRICKIN' HILARIOUS!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Littlescienceguy]

FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!!!!!

[DragonStone7717]

I think we all have been where the guy with the lights have been. XD I swear I'm dying from laugherd even know. ROFL!

[axltyler]

I love the Archie Bunker impersonations!

[MrDragonranger]

Best Christmas Song Ever!!

[LeBron9122]

Let's face it... everyone is the lights guy :P

[YouthFreedomFighters]

@LeBron9122 Im more of the "five months of bills," guy.

[webkinzforever84]

ilove this song i was just over my friend house and i was listing to this and when he said now why the h... are they blinking i started cracking up this song is one of my best christmas song yet hahaha

[Ashwe110]

i heard this on the radio today nd i was like..thats a real song?!..turns out it is..and i love it

[Idkwutmyusernameis]

The rigging up the lights guy gets me everytime....lmfao xD

[mulry101]

I remember I used to hear this song all the time around the holiday season!

[ManectricPup]

god i never know what to say to the salvation army people because they're always old people and you can't just walk past them.

[pielover997]

you can move them with your mouse that is sweet

[pielover997]

i paused the video just to watch the snowflakes fall, to see if they would ffill the screen

[AshleyZadroga]

Hahahahhahahahaha I love this xD

[cimdy0219]

WHAT WE HAVE NO EXTENSION CORDS?? Lool thats ma dad for ya....

[KillerKowalski7]

Some of the words are incorrect, but I like the coloring.

[punkprincess4201]

The light guy..haha! Best part!

[alaricstar]

Hilariousssss!!

[somkate17]

GETTA JOB YAA BUM!! XD

[fahgetboys]

THAT LITTLE BOY. <333

[543lilymcd]

hahahahaha i love this song!!!

[BSACswimmer]

YOUR SO SMART YOU GO HANG UP THE LIGHTS!!!!!!

[BSACswimmer]

HANGOVERS!

[domomania1]

"quote from video we all just watched"

[mgiusti561]

love it it is my favcorite christmas song

[DaCoverMaster]

I hate people/christmas carols so if some one tells me to put a christmas song on, i piss themoff by putting this one on >=D

[TheJakeEinstein]

GET A FLASHLIGHT I BLEW A FUSE!!!

[200357846]

BUY ME SOMETHING!!

[anubis117766]

OH I HATE THOSE CHRISTMAS CARDS

[blackvalli]

19 people are jewish

[cola7016]

19 people cant rig up the lights :O

[italianchickie77]

facing my in laws lmao one light goes out they all go out hahahhaa

[samdec11]

I used to look forward to hearing this every year on the radio when I was a kid. Such a delight!

[MsPar2002]

lol

[TheLittlePirate]

I burned a CD for my job to play at the register and this is definitely going on the list.

[herzer123]

GET A JOB YOU BUM!!

[BreyersRMine2]

I love this song,god...

[HappyPotatoIT]

MOM I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM.

That's me. Right there.

& im 14 <3 lol

[semperfoo24]

LOL! I love the lights guy. Cracks me up! XD

[KirbyFanatic51]

I heard this first on the radio in the car yesterday. It is hilarious!!!!

[KittyKing98]

Love this song. I have to here it every Christmas cause rigging up the lights with my dad was just like in the song.

[KGapplemap]

the dislike bar is like lady gagas penis.. its small.. and shouldnt be there :D

[philliefi06]

Your so smart you rig them up

[HalfDemonInuyasha]

"Get a flashlight, I blew a fuse!" XD

[italianluvah83]

shes a witch i hate huhhh lolol

[524silverstripes]

BEHOLD THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS!!

[butterfly4u70]

I hate those damn lights!

[missmodle]

Now why the hell are they blinking XD

Best part right there

[thejbog111]

"one light goes out, they all go out!!!"

[thefluffyone16]

The lights guy is the best. XD

[The123456789abcdefg1]

yo ho, sending Christmas cards! :D

[VerchielxKanda]

Favorite Christmas song ever!! xD

[twilovermaddie]

favorite is the lights and the little kid

[HaiItsTay]

Oh my god this guy at school was singing this and he told me what it was so i looked it up. That is why im laughing my head off.

[twixiechick]

My family listened to these cds ever since I can remember. My siblings and I loved them and I still do. This one is probably my favorite. xD

[skipperpat1]

....edith get me a beer hah.............

[skipperpat1]

I love the archie bunker character in this song..the third day of christmas....this song rox.......

[tokiohotelcanlove]

this christmas light dude is an angry bird

[coyote7272]

lol singing christmas carols

[Music99513]

Love it just love it

[tesshess]

I dare my self to sing this in school!

[tesshess]

NOW WHY THE HELL ARE THEY BLINKING!?!?!?

[TietieAnime]

My favorite part is the LIGHTS!

[wammyburger]

ONE GOES OUT, THEY ALL GO OUT

[darkscarraven]

i sound like the person who is riggin up the lights

[beastinonppl]

Lights guy= awesome

[veeganmd]

The best!

[bfuente1]

I LOVE THE LIGHTS!

[spaghettirocks]

I WANNA TRANFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS!

[Lopler2]

2:08 is the funniest part

[89Timex]

I wish my Christmas was that pain free.

[RyderOmega]

Number 2 reminds me so much of my dad. We would spend hours putting up the lights, then he would just rage quit in a flurry of anger.

[thegaarachan89]

This song is so funny! The christmas lights guy is my favorite, but I can understand how the salvation army can be a pain in the ass too. I've donated, but hearing them ring that damn bell CONSTANTLY makes me want to take that thing and hurl it as far as I can!

[Emo4Eva632]

NOW WHY THE HELL ARE THEY BLINKING!!!

[TheBanned0ne]

Hi Zach ;)

[SkylarTaloDavisOrSTD]

lol my teacher sed her husband is just like the angry lights guy! XD

[cochs00]

@SkylarTaloDavisOrSTD she must not be a very good teacher. Epic fail trying to write said. I don't even think that's a possible typo.

[allisoncareau]

I WANT A TRANSFORMER FOR CHRISTMAS LOL :D

[123balletstar]

shut up you!

[IsleOfEmber11]

SENDING OUT THE CHRISTMAS CARDS GRGGRRRR DONT EVEN TRY TO GET ME STARTED ON THAT! THEY MAKE ME MADD!!!

[PrincessWellington]

I face my in-laws 365 days of the year... someone give me an award... LOL!!!

[pengo44843]

NOW WHY THE HE (double hockey stick) ARE THEY BLINKING my mom would be about the xmas tree WHY ARNT THEY BLINKING

[AaronShowbiz]

FINE! YOU'RE SO SMART?! YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!! That'd be my dad...

[00WolfSpirit]

@AaronShowbiz Haha that IS my dad. He loves this song and that's his absolute favorite "day" lol

[DisneyGirl1313]

FAV CHRISTMAS SONG(:

[freshmexicano0375]

14 people apparently dont understand christmas 

[LostWarrior101]

NOW WHY THE HELL ARE THEY BLINKING

[Smackdown9586]

Why the hell are they blinking!?

[AcornFinger]

And finding a christmas treeeeeeeee

[cancerman50]

I was listening to this with earphones last year and laughed my ass off. The bad part is that I was at work. The whole office was wondering what was so funny.

[djcrazythomashulks]

5 months of bills

[ashlelovsedwardforer]

one light goes out they ALL GO OUT ! :) best part (y)

[shadow41966]

Buy me somethin!Get a job you bum! lol

[mikegxr]

I feel for that guy. ... FINE YOU'RE SO SMART YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!!!!!!!

lmao

[Bayliekerswill]

the angry light guy is the best!