yo,dat wuz supah trik;now why do'nt we jump mule-loadz like we did in ww2& korea:hollywooood,& cannisterz.you can get lots mo' in cannisterz anyhoo.u hits da DZ ready fo dem ma-faz--n den get yo gyadag BEDROLL
Dont hesitate! run out that door " AIRBORNE ! " slower you move the more fucked up you ll be , spinning and shit , twisting in the the wind , landing on your kevlar, HAAAAAAAAAAAA What was the airborne pay $75 a month , good money back then , beer money.
I knew quite a few guys with one bicep yanked up high from the static lines getting wrapped around their arms. those static lines can leave some pretty sweet cheek and neck scars if you dont hit that door at the right angle and keep your head tucked. lol the guys that lost thier helmets need to keep chin to chest .
@ChiefBanj0 oh i see i thought these guys had already graduated airborne school and where making these embarrassing errors. Not that i know anything about parachuting myself lol.
@911sanitarium ah its no biggy. after doing these errors you dont repeat them ever again because they hurt really bad. part of it is it might be their first jump, and that little bit of hesitation right before you jump can cause you to mess up, or lock up and then stumble out the door.
@2Dcornflake lol that dude is gonna have so many twists in his risers, he'll be bicycle kicking all the way to the ground saying oh fuck all the way lol
All Airborne forces have my admiration. Although I notice with these vids, for some reason these guys hold onto the reserve rather than the equipment container. If the leg strap is tight and you run square to the door and put your arms over the reserve and hold the container things usually go smooth. The number of malfuntions with a static line parachute are very very rare..............Just a comment from an old Brit Para of the 1950's and 60's. ..........No shitty replies please. GO.Paras.Go.
@twa1638 We hold on to the reserve in case we have a fail on the main chute. Retired SOF Jump Master. Never had one fail me, but I have seen some of my mates chutes fail, whoooooo scary.
@twa1638 We hold on to the reserve in case we have a fail on the main chute. Not worried about the equipment. Never had one fail me, but I have seen some of my mates chutes fail, whoooooo scary. From around 1200 feet you will hit the ground in about 9 secs if your main fails, not much time to react. I know you know this being a member of the Airborne Brother Hood. Retired SOF Jump Master
@GhostDog65 Never seen one fail either. but we were taught that if main chute fails pull reserve, if reserve fails ,cross right leg over left leg with toes pointing down then stretch arms out to the side in crucifix possition. It 's easier for the D.Z. party to screw you out of the ground on a left hand thread...........L.O.L. airborne humour..................................................T
@twa1638 Once you are rigged you're taught to cover the rip cord with one hand till you go out the door. Your other hand holds onto the static line till the safety takes it. Once that happens your hand goes down to your reserve in a motion that minimalizes the risk of a static line injury.
@Kreyzy195 It wasn't unusual to hit the side of a C-130 after a bad exit and not be injured. Especially when your loaded down with over 100 lbs of equipment. I've brushed up against the skin of the aircraft on one jump.
paulrooster6 is right you don't want to screw the guy behind you, the harness shed just plain sucks, gotta sit there uncomfortable and unable to move or talk but when you get in the plane it happens so fast you just follow the man in front of you, trust me the Jumpmaster will ensure you get out of the aircraft, after that first jump you will be hooked.
paulrooster6 is right you don't want to screw the guy behind you, the harness shed just plain sucks, gotta sit there uncomfortable and unable to move or talk but when you get in the plane it happens so fast you just follow the man in front of you, trust me the Jumpmaster will ensure you get out of the aircraft, after that first jump you will be hooked.
I had a rough time with heights myself, and frankly I still do. Get me on top of a ladder to clean gutters and I'll be a bit shaky. Being airborne is a proud legacy. You jump not for yourself, but for the man next to you. Your weak exit because of a fear may cost him a static line injury, or worse his life. Do it, make yourself proud, and wear your wings with pride me friend. But to be honest, waiting in the harness shed for five plus hours in combat equipment is far worse than jump
Hey ive wanted to join the Army my whole life, im going off to college next year and prob join ROTC. My greatest fear is heights. I keep watching these videos on youtube or on goarmy.com im still having a hard time attempting to get over my fear so i may do this. Any suggestions on how to over come and go through airborne school and get my wings would be very much appreciated
dumb ass paratroopers! stupid on the ground and stupid in the air! only 2 things fall from the sky..... bird shit and sacks of shit...... hahahahahaha!!!
Had a buddy that almost got his arm ripped off from static line getting wrapped around his arm. Lucky bastard got saved by a can of dip in his arm pocket that took most of the pressure
Jeebus H. farking Christ, voodoochile and bevret, please stop with the dick-swinging contest. You both look like complete idiots at this point, and it is really starting to annoy the rest of us who just want to watch the vid and make sill comments about our own bad exits. Shit dudes, we're all AIRBORNE here, and that should be enough. Okay fine, you both ahve HUGE dicks, all the men want to be you, and all the ladies want to be with you. Is that enough to get thew two of you to shut the fuck up?
@voodoochiley2k No, I got that, it was pretty clear that you were trying to do that. I'm just saying that this argument between the two of you has gone on long enough. It's clear that you are not going to change bevret's mind, and you are just playing into his obvious trolling by continuing to press the point. Just ignore the jackass, don't give him the sport that he is looking for, and he will eventually go away.
@lisarenee3505 i may have been doing a little trolling myself. it's fun to see how long you can get these numbskulls to go for. It's a guilty pleasure. PLUS IT FREE!!!
@voodoochiley2k Ahh, well I completely understand that, been guilty of "back-trolling" a few times myself. Hell, I'd lay 10:1 odds that everything that joker claims to know about jumping is just crap he read somewhere on the internet or got from a video game.
Okay, I was AIrborne for six years in the Army and can attest that sometimes lousy exits just happen, and it doesn't necessarily mean that the troop is an idiot or poorly trained. I had a few myself. What matters is how you deal with the consequences of a bad exit. When you stumble off the platform, do your 4-count & look up to see your lines all twisted up because you were spinning, then realize that you are also oscillating pretty bad, all that matters is keeping a cool head & fixing the prob.
@lisarenee3505 i completely agree I just thought it was funny to see someone loose their helmet or get caught on the static line, but yes, especially in the military murphy is always on your side so it is never a question of if something goes wrong its more like when will it go wrong and I think you hit it spot on in that its not that you hope that nothing goes wrong, its how you deal with the situation once it doe sgo wrong!!!
@PROsPerfectedGames Haha we are totally on the same page here. That drop I mentioned, I actually experienced that in Panama back in '91. Had to ride my ruck in too because the damn old-style H-harness wouldn't release. Never did get that oscillation under control, hit on the downswing & it felt like a giant had picked me up and spiked me like a football after a big touchdown. OUCH!! That was probably the worst exit I ever had, literally tripped over my own feet on the way out the door. :)
All the talk about bad exits! Hell this video is in slow motion and you try to dance shuffle to the door with 100 plus pounds of gear and get out of a sometimes bouncing bird clean every time. Thats why you get hazaderous duty pay!
I laughed so dam hard i feel out my chair! All that gear trying to walk to the door, If the wind cathes you wrong or you trip , stall at the exit! That static line gets around your neck, Your casuality before you hit the ground. I was lucky, I sometimes hit the ground like concrete block, but i never was injured to the point i needed medic. Good luck to the next war heros! im out the game,
Shame on all of the instructors at Benning to allow this to happen. They should have flunked these clowns out back then. Oh well, it's a nicer, more polite army now.
@Beretverde how do you know they weren't flunked out, and how do you know it was ever any different? People love to think think things were so much tougher when they went through. you sir are a sanctimonious d-bag.
@voodoochiley2k I know because they are jumping with a TO&E unit (after jump school!). You are evidently a lame tabless seaunt! And yes, it was much, much harder when I went through. My nephew graduated last year... PT in the barracks because it was too cold! UNBELIEVABLE! Beat you boots... you LEG!
@Beretverde some perhaps. but some of that is deff at fryar a-hole. your nephew graduated last year. good for him, but you didn't, and just because it didn't get cold enough for you guys to have to do pt inside doesn't mean it didn't happen in your day. why cant you just give these men and women that volunteered not once, but twice to serve there country the respect and congrats they deserve. Also unless you got a CIB to go along with that tab shut your pie hole you f-ing REMF.
@voodoochiley2k Bite me punk. Happen to be a TRIPLE VOLUNTEER and did my share of hell-holes around the world. CMB and CIB! You have no idea what I am talking about. So beat your leg boots punk! Your ignorance is loud and clear: 5x5! As for Voodoo, been to the Rah-rahs (Haiti) and they were nuts... as for Chilley been there done that in AK Greeley Winter Warfare School.You are a loser who is KLUELESS with a capital K. BTW- ALWAYS did PT outside! Weather notwithstanding! You're a Loser Delux!
@Beretverde so what your saying is that because these young men and women aren't "triple volunteers" that they deserve to mocked by some over the hill chairborne ranger??? is that what your saying? just curious? Hait and the rah-rahs!?!? A mall cop could deal those spastic thug drug dealers, as for your ski trip in Alaska congrats I hope you enjoyed it. Oh, and of course you did PT outside at Greeley its winter warfare school toolbox. you had the gear for it. you are sad man living in the past.
@voodoochiley2k Voodoo- go back to playing your Gameboy. You are so clueless with a capital K-also beyond the pale of ignorance and jealousy. You can't see the truth if it was zapped in front of you in plain block lettered English. The retarded shots you attempt are a joke- mall cops (yeah right!). As for the past and the now you are a sad and ignorant clown. We are Happy Dancing on you now, so beat your boots before you get beat! You're typical of today's girlyman society(makes excuses).
@voodoochiley2k as for the mall cop statement- tell that to SFC Greg Cardot's widow and kids. You are an idiot ho needed a spanking when he was a kid but never go one. Consider yourself lucky... stupid yes, buy lucky.
@Beretverde i like how you never answer the question. why do you have to mock the young men and women that volunteered in these videos? maybe someone is this video died serving their country to. aren't they worth our respect, or are you and SFC. Cardot the only people in history to have worked hard and sacrificed? also i am guessing you can't claim a CIB to go along with that triple stack.
@voodoochiley2k Answer the question? Your moronic\illinformed comments muddy the answer. These clowns are weak, and need to be kicked out or retrained.They will kill others or themselves and cause a lot of paperwork . Again- shame on "Ft. Beginning" to allow the standards to drop. Serving in a volunteer status must have STANDARDS! This isn't a video game where there a "do overs."As they say "just be'in real... or in the day being- DIRECT. It you and those can't handle it- get gone and whine!
@Beretverde still no answers. still just another has been that needs to denigrate people trying to serve their country. as if you never made a mistake while you were in the army. you are nothing more than an overly critical, and spiteful person. i hope you get over your anger someday, but i doubt you will because you clearly think you are perfect.
@voodoochiley2k no denigration- just calling it like it is. I refuse to be sensitive and "touchy-feeley" especially when idiots like these are running around doing dangerous stuff. BTW- today's Army is softer - look at the lowering of PT scores and an epidemic of overweight soldiers and the increase of females. And the worst- MULTIPLE recycles in SFQC! Unbelievable. If you can't handle the facts shut up. As for great soldiers, they are out there but not in this film. Shame on Ft. Beginning
@Beretverde well seeing as the as special ops command has increased by about 10X since 2003 it woukd make sense there are more recycles. as far as one weak exit per chalk one a series of films, i really dont see how you can use that as evidence of the army becoming weaker. FYI - the world war 2 sniper with the most confirmed kills in history was a woman. i still dont see how you feel justified judging a soldier by 4 minutes of film. you lack the intellect to pass judgement bud.
@voodoochiley2k you are so Klueless. Here is some sound advice from some one in the know: Go back to playing your Game Boy! Also remember: Making excuses-quibbling don't cut it in the REAL world! I'm sorry your soccer team didn't keep score and gave everyone trophies. A former classmate of mine once flunked out 14men in a row and they were whining like women. He was bringing back the standards from when we went through. Just being real...your sharpshooting is beyond lame... you're a QUIBBLER!
@voodoochiley2k now we are gong to quibble behind the "critical thinking" term? The truth is there... you are NOT MAN OR WOMAN ENOUGH to admit the deficiencies I tersely point out... and then of all things you continue you quibble among your own transference. You are a sick individual. I'm sorry the real world isn' t to your liking and you must fantasize about it. Kumbaya sensitive one! The truth will set you free one day. Open up and don't be such a defensive woman. I won't hurt you!BAAAAAAH!
@Beretverde you are still just bagging on people you now nothing about bud. if it makes you feel better about yourself to do that then thats cool. just recognize it for what it is.
@voodoochiley2k stop the transference! Counseling statements don't work as well! Bouncing the gates, and SOS ( after duty hours of "School of the Soldier") gets attentions and results. Cracking on the weak and pointing out deficiencies isn't PC for today's sensitive people...TOUGH. Attrition through high standards is morale enhancing... giving everybody everything weakens the mission. Lameness and excuses should NOT BE TOLERATED!
@Beretverde so what you are saying is the first time and every time you made the slightest mistake you should have been sent back to Q-course. if thats what your saying, and that is what happened to you then keep on sharpshooting every mistake you see on every youtube video you can find. on the other hand maybe you should leave the training up to the cadre still fighting the fight hombre.
@voodoochiley2k VoodooQUIBBLER... stop your quibbling Slight mistakes doesn't equate to a recycle (another quibble point) .Your cadre comment- been there, done that. Unfortunately Counseling Statements are the answer for today's Army and the video shows that out. Multiple recycles? One and Done! Maintain the standards! BTW-bouncing the gates and SOS works much better. It is obvious you are too sensitive to handle the truth. Again, your (lame) quibbling point out my observations quite clearly.
@Beretverde i find it amazing that you are unable to see the irony of everything you say. you clearly lack the capacity to recognize that everyone makes mistakes including yourself, and that just because you view something to be the proper way of doing something, in your limited experiences, doesn't mean it is actually the best way to do it. You SF... More like BS. If you are then apparently the whole concept of quiet professionals was lost on you. as was respect for your fellow soldiers.
@voodoochiley2k you are the epitome of "Kluelessness" and I say that LOUDLY not "quietly." Stop your quibbling and move on. These aren't mistakes... these are clowns who can get people killed or seriously injured. Irony my @ss. Stop the transference and move on ... and while you are at it.. beat your boots and do a session of SOS, bouncing the gates, and the duffle bag drag to Division. You are an "idiot delux" and it shows. Where do idiots like you come from?
@Beretverde if you don't like what i have to say you are free to block me and no longer respond. however, as you should know, but seem not to, as a fellow american i am entitled to my opinion as are you. the difference is i don't feel the need to badmouth people in a youtube video, or hide behind military colloquialisms and the accusation of "transference" rather than accept the fact that everyone messes up. i guarantee you had to bicycle kick your way out of twisted risers at least once.
@voodoochiley2k I understand what a KLUELESS KLOWN you are! You're back to transference again! Quibbling, transference back and forth... Idiot Deluxe! Beat your boots... sensitive boy!
@Beretverde ooohhh.... your back!!! I missed you. I have cheap stupid entertainment again. How's life? How's the husband? Did your rash clear up while you were away?
@Beretverde your just gonna keep using the words transfeance, projection,idiot deluxe, quibbling and klueless aren't you? if you are going to continue being a d-bag you could at least try and be creative and humorous. Maybe you could tell me some more stories about how you and "SFC. Cardot" banged each other in the ass while blowing some rah-rahs in haiti.
@voodoochiley2k Now you are into Projection with doses of projectionism and transference. You are a sad creature. Too bad so sad! Don't want to be ya! Continue playing your Gameboy and being a punk. Your maturity level is at an all-time low. Therapy and a dose of SOS ( which you couldn't handle) would be the cure. As for bringing up SFC Cardot (who was killed) in such a bad light... shame on you. His family, friends and me don't need your type. I served this country and NOT YOU (parasite).
@voodoochiley2k First ...this is a Republic NOT A Democracy! And no you... are officially off the list of OUR NOBLE effort!s... PUNK BOY! HAHAHAHAHA! Go back to Game Boy... you are out of your league and your Kluelessness keeps "acomi'n! "This is a democracy" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... you need to be re-schooled... just like some bad jumpers! HAHAHAHA Touche... biotch!
@Beretverde democratically elected grunt grunt. monkey boy want a banana? Maybe you and hogan can take turns pounding it each others ass. grunt grunt...
@voodoochiley2k My friend Cole Hogan is buried at Arlington National Cemetery (sec.64murdered on 9-11). The Karma enroute to you scares me. No amount of voodoo can stop it. It gives me chills. You are beyond pathetic and are a sick klown. Take some sound advice... seek help!
@Beretverde blow me biotch.... if you can say what you want on here then so can I. Furthermore, do u really think for second that i believe an actual SF soldier would be dumb or crass enough to invoke dead friends name on a youtube video. as i said before you are nothing more than a chimp like chump. grunt grunt.
@voodoochiley2k remember these two words- Kluelessness and Karma (K Squared)! You are so typical of today's gameboy -touchy feely- soccer playing boy. BTW- the title is "Legs in the Sky"! Your unawares of so many things comes out... and I refuse to feel sorry for you. You are an idiot, and what befalls you in the Karma department, will be more than interesting!
@voodoochiley2k YOU made the Haiti "Mall Cop" reference (transference again?) ...I said "tell it to Greg Cardot's family"...... again it shows your ignorance in SO MANY AREAS! (i.e.Kluelessness). You are pathetic! BTW- In no way am I your "bud." Take this to heart Voodoo Boy- When I fought, I fought for EVERY American ... BUT You! Unfortunately, you reaped my sacrifices and and especially G Cardot's, K Lannon's, N Bolin's , J Matthews, C. Hogan's sacrifices as well.THAT IS A DAMN SHAME!
@Beretverde In this video everyone is wearing BDUs which means these jumps took place at least 5 years ago and probably span a lot further back. Also the weight you jump in airborne school on a combat jump has never been the same as to jumping actual combat equipment like a crew served weapon. With GWOT soldiers usually go over a year without jumping due to deployments, guys get rusty. Lastly, Ive heard plenty of crazy shit happening in the bird from just about every generation of paratrooper
@82deathdealer No excuses-PERIOD. Rusty? That excuse doesn't fly either. Jump refresher and good professional JMs shoot that lame excuse. You are a professional, paid extra to do a dangerous job. I have seen and experienced many crazy stuff- but not in the realm of these idiots. I had to cut away a jumper at night once..we could not pull him in (too much weight-equipment) but he made it OK.Landed in a farm in Germany- missed wires etc... after he got up and was OK, he got bit by a little dog.
@Beretverde In this video everyone is wearing BDUs which means these jumps took place at least 5 years ago and probably span a lot further back. Also the weight you jump in airborne school on a combat jump has never been the same as to jumping actual combat equipment like a crew served weapon. With GWOT soldiers usually go over a year without jumping due to deployments, guys get rusty. Lastly, Ive heard plenty of crazy shit happening in the bird from just about every generation of paratroope
lol dont try this at home warning is the best, go buy a c117 and full army para gear and off u go lol, all u need is so pilots and friends to jump with u.
So one should exit as if you were to sit heavily on a chair? Besides that...it seems that the rolling and other kind of problem while exiting is people chickening out at the last second...
All the Way Airborne driving on driving on, early in the morning under drizzle and rain I pick my parachute and border the plane, jumpmaster said said one minute to go, and the green light with chilling glow............ if I die on the Combat Zone , boxed me and and send me home tell me my mama i did my best and burry me among the Best...... Airborne All the Way.............
@marcusos1111 Those guys are just tards. Most of us Airborne guys have balls LITERALLY made of steel. They cast them after your fifth jump; so, no worries!
2:04 why the hell did he touch the jump door? lol at 2:35 shittttyyy exit. Damnit they are all just kinda falling out. 3:10 wtf happened to his helmet? How about a good JMPI before they load the bird. . .probably a stupid ass Joe loosened his chin strap on the bird and never tightened it back up. Retards. I'm looking for a video of shitty landings. Message me if you have any. Thanks guys.
I had a pretty nasty exit once. Tripped on my way out the door and started doing my count in my head. I got to four thousand and saw this beautiful green circle against the night sky beyond my feet. It was about that time when the risers gave me a good burn all the way up and down my arms as my position (upside down) was immediately corrected. I was lucky I didn't get hurt any more than I did, and we all had a good laugh about it. B Co. 3/505th PIR
After graduating jump school, how can you secure a spot in an airborne unit or at least have a better chance of landing in an airborne unit? Thanks for the help!
I got over to that LT and I asked him, "Sir, we were all yelling for you to pull your reserve, why didn't you pull it?" He said, I didn't think I was falling any faster than anyone else. As he's almost out of his chute I point up to the guys still coming down and tell him, "Sir, that's your pass up there!!!!" He stares at me with this blank look....duh. Damn cherry Lt's....lol. He's lucky he was jumping with the Air Force pukes and they were 1,500' rather than 800'.
I did see a cherry LT, 6th jump, and his chute was rolled. He never pulled his reserve. I was doing DZST and I watched his body drop below a hill and his parachute popped open. I thought it was going to be like one of the "Coyote" cartoons. He hits the ground and then the chute opens but I got over the top of that hill and he was getting out of his chute. I started yelling, "why the fuck didn't you pull your reserve?"....then I see the butter bar and I add "sir"...lol
OMG.....I have NEVER seen so many poor exits in my life. I spent 5 years in 82nd Airborne Division and obviously you can't see the exits on when you're one of the jumpers but I spent quite a few hours doing DXST(For you 'legs' and civilians that's Drop Zone Support Team) and I have never seen exits like you've shown here. I did see a cherry LT, 6th jump, and his chute was rolled. He never pulled his reserv
I get to go to fort benning for this
korn4422 2 months ago
OH SHIT! The guy that lost his helmet is freakin lucky
madmedic92 3 months ago
omg they are ok??!!!!!steel alive?
griniaris1 3 months ago
Its Fort Bragg not fucking Compton, stupid ass music
MrGino3334 3 months ago
Weighing more than their own body..so they wear 110+ pounds?
xkingxx00 3 months ago
yo,dat wuz supah trik;now why do'nt we jump mule-loadz like we did in ww2& korea:hollywooood,& cannisterz.you can get lots mo' in cannisterz anyhoo.u hits da DZ ready fo dem ma-faz--n den get yo gyadag BEDROLL
aptcmpasion 4 months ago
@aptcmpasion Speak english. Piss poor grammar, makes you sound retarded not tough.
neverland1984 3 months ago
@neverland1984 being a youtube grammar warrior doesnt make you look cool either 8-)
bklacc1 3 weeks ago
Background music has got to go. Otherwise, nice posting. Thanks.
dpdabn 4 months ago in playlist More videos from alstrategic
Shit happens
tonybarrueta 4 months ago
At least it opened lol
guitarhamster102 4 months ago
your music selection sucks leg butt
its obviously jump school they have tape #"s on their kevlars
55jumpchump 5 months ago
damn ....
tremben 5 months ago
nasty music. is that a normal amount of weak exits? or maybe these guys were new to jumping?
blueray1969 5 months ago
outdated ass jump procedures. looks at all those lines.... just fucking jump on your own wussies... all that automated shit.
LosAngelesWeedSmoker 5 months ago
Dont hesitate! run out that door " AIRBORNE ! " slower you move the more fucked up you ll be , spinning and shit , twisting in the the wind , landing on your kevlar, HAAAAAAAAAAAA What was the airborne pay $75 a month , good money back then , beer money.
GalaticSpaceHero 5 months ago
This my Favorite Aiborne Flick ! I was at FT Benniing getting my Blood @WingS! I got them ! Blood anf FIRE!
GalaticSpaceHero 5 months ago
Damn?! How the hell did these Cherries pass jump school? Those are just about the worst exits this paratrooper has ever seen.
b5loyal 6 months ago
for every soldier getting killed you just recruit another one. the pool is replenishing itself :)
allgovsarecriminal 6 months ago
Music sucked!!! Vid was good but that music was crap
gunloveroz 6 months ago 3
Having your Cool Points revoked, is too Cold War!!!!
Dufus! (grin)
centurion180ad 6 months ago
I knew quite a few guys with one bicep yanked up high from the static lines getting wrapped around their arms. those static lines can leave some pretty sweet cheek and neck scars if you dont hit that door at the right angle and keep your head tucked. lol the guys that lost thier helmets need to keep chin to chest .
Lowdownparatrooper 6 months ago
Mute button FTW
drbackjack 7 months ago 6
@drbackjack haha
420Teixeira 6 months ago
This is embarrassing we are supposed to be the best military.
911sanitarium 7 months ago
@911sanitarium we are, these are guys learning how to jump. this stuff is common in airborne school and a compilation not one long jump
ChiefBanj0 7 months ago
@ChiefBanj0 oh i see i thought these guys had already graduated airborne school and where making these embarrassing errors. Not that i know anything about parachuting myself lol.
911sanitarium 7 months ago
@911sanitarium ah its no biggy. after doing these errors you dont repeat them ever again because they hurt really bad. part of it is it might be their first jump, and that little bit of hesitation right before you jump can cause you to mess up, or lock up and then stumble out the door.
ChiefBanj0 7 months ago
Truth about army-faster faster and more...
rafalpludra 7 months ago
as long as the chute opens its a win.
AmphibiousReconMSOB 7 months ago
at 3:40 how many times do you think the phrase "OH FUCK" went through his mind? haha
2Dcornflake 7 months ago
@2Dcornflake lol that dude is gonna have so many twists in his risers, he'll be bicycle kicking all the way to the ground saying oh fuck all the way lol
Lowdownparatrooper 6 months ago
Whats worse is over half of an all "black" outfit in ww2, would not jump in training, so yea that blue gum shit don't cut it..
thsensor 7 months ago
para commandos femmelette pitch
youneshoho 7 months ago
scary video, by the next jump i will think about this video........oh shit....
MrVansan 7 months ago
When you see me fuck up my exit HOLLA DANCE
justinwbohner 7 months ago in playlist 82ndAbn 2
@justinwbohner lol.
w0w00t 7 months ago
is it me or does this look sketchy as fuckk
omgitsjakelang 7 months ago
WHATS WITH THE FUCKING RAP MUSIC ADD AN E TO RAP AND THAT IS RAPE AND THATS WHAT THE MUSIC DID TO THE VIDEO
mccollum33d 8 months ago 20
@mccollum33d Whats with the fucking Caps? Add and E to Caps and you're still retarded!
MouseINSyndicate 5 months ago
All Airborne forces have my admiration. Although I notice with these vids, for some reason these guys hold onto the reserve rather than the equipment container. If the leg strap is tight and you run square to the door and put your arms over the reserve and hold the container things usually go smooth. The number of malfuntions with a static line parachute are very very rare..............Just a comment from an old Brit Para of the 1950's and 60's. ..........No shitty replies please. GO.Paras.Go.
twa1638 8 months ago 2
@twa1638 It's what we're taught. Cheers.
angryb505 8 months ago
@twa1638 We hold on to the reserve in case we have a fail on the main chute. Retired SOF Jump Master. Never had one fail me, but I have seen some of my mates chutes fail, whoooooo scary.
GhostDog65 7 months ago
@twa1638 We hold on to the reserve in case we have a fail on the main chute. Not worried about the equipment. Never had one fail me, but I have seen some of my mates chutes fail, whoooooo scary. From around 1200 feet you will hit the ground in about 9 secs if your main fails, not much time to react. I know you know this being a member of the Airborne Brother Hood. Retired SOF Jump Master
GhostDog65 7 months ago
@GhostDog65 Never seen one fail either. but we were taught that if main chute fails pull reserve, if reserve fails ,cross right leg over left leg with toes pointing down then stretch arms out to the side in crucifix possition. It 's easier for the D.Z. party to screw you out of the ground on a left hand thread...........L.O.L. airborne humour..................................................T
twa1638 7 months ago
@twa1638 Once you are rigged you're taught to cover the rip cord with one hand till you go out the door. Your other hand holds onto the static line till the safety takes it. Once that happens your hand goes down to your reserve in a motion that minimalizes the risk of a static line injury.
82deathdealer 6 months ago
These are test jumpers, no chalk has that many terrible exits in a row. Professional paratroopers make few mistakes in the air
t11video 8 months ago
good vid. music sucks ass GERONIMO!!!!
opforcop 8 months ago
@Kreyzy195 It wasn't unusual to hit the side of a C-130 after a bad exit and not be injured. Especially when your loaded down with over 100 lbs of equipment. I've brushed up against the skin of the aircraft on one jump.
TheHoomaikai 9 months ago
0:48 is pretty sick! he falls on his knees and goes out with his head downwards
666snakeplissken666 9 months ago
DO A BARREL ROLL >>3:40<<
Kreyzy195 9 months ago
@1776pats I served in the 82nd in '77, and most of my platoon had either aerophobia, acrophobia, claustrophobia,
or motion sickness. There's no shame. If you want to be Airborne, you can deal
with it. You may not totally overcome it,
but you can deal with it to acheive your goal. Do not be intimidated by the video.
Just about every paratrooper has a bad exit or PLF(landing) in their Airborne career.
TheHoomaikai 9 months ago
@TheHoomaikai I it possible to hit into plane while jumping ?
Kreyzy195 9 months ago
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Jorge38054 9 months ago
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Jorge38054 9 months ago
What the fuck is with the racist dumb-ass street rap shit??? WTF???
MrBirdmanD 9 months ago
I was not a fan of the static line jumps... Those old crap chutes were terrible as well... 3 knee surgeries so far at the VA...
Chaosinarizona 9 months ago
@1776pats.
paulrooster6 is right you don't want to screw the guy behind you, the harness shed just plain sucks, gotta sit there uncomfortable and unable to move or talk but when you get in the plane it happens so fast you just follow the man in front of you, trust me the Jumpmaster will ensure you get out of the aircraft, after that first jump you will be hooked.
combatengineer5 9 months ago
@1776pats.
paulrooster6 is right you don't want to screw the guy behind you, the harness shed just plain sucks, gotta sit there uncomfortable and unable to move or talk but when you get in the plane it happens so fast you just follow the man in front of you, trust me the Jumpmaster will ensure you get out of the aircraft, after that first jump you will be hooked.
combatengineer5 9 months ago
@1776pats.
I had a rough time with heights myself, and frankly I still do. Get me on top of a ladder to clean gutters and I'll be a bit shaky. Being airborne is a proud legacy. You jump not for yourself, but for the man next to you. Your weak exit because of a fear may cost him a static line injury, or worse his life. Do it, make yourself proud, and wear your wings with pride me friend. But to be honest, waiting in the harness shed for five plus hours in combat equipment is far worse than jump
paulrooster6 9 months ago
Hey ive wanted to join the Army my whole life, im going off to college next year and prob join ROTC. My greatest fear is heights. I keep watching these videos on youtube or on goarmy.com im still having a hard time attempting to get over my fear so i may do this. Any suggestions on how to over come and go through airborne school and get my wings would be very much appreciated
1776pats 9 months ago
what kind of punish do you get for loosing ur helmet?
gorgonzo1a 10 months ago
@gorgonzo1a 200$ out your pay
roman2176 9 months ago
turn that stupid shit music off
kungfuiskoo 10 months ago
dumb ass paratroopers! stupid on the ground and stupid in the air! only 2 things fall from the sky..... bird shit and sacks of shit...... hahahahahaha!!!
redd1355 10 months ago
@redd1355 and apparently you fell from your moms vagina right on the floor
FireRunner905 10 months ago
Had a buddy that almost got his arm ripped off from static line getting wrapped around his arm. Lucky bastard got saved by a can of dip in his arm pocket that took most of the pressure
youngdromane11 10 months ago
What's that stupid S%*# playingin the background
TheArmyguy4u 10 months ago
why do people ruin these videos by bringin politics into it...
jessew513 10 months ago
3:30 had the greatest jump and most fun time
devilorgod 10 months ago 23
@devilorgod do you think he thought he'd signed up for a bunjee jump?
willwoodhouse 9 months ago
@devilorgod omfg you're not lying lmao
booshlakie 6 months ago
@devilorgod lol headspin much lol
dlobsta100 21 hours ago
does your parachute deploy even when you tumble around like that
slyrez 11 months ago
3:12 IM PEEING LOL ROFL!
brownstylenet 11 months ago
ROFL!!!!! @ 1:13
brownstylenet 11 months ago
wow that was a horrible..who are these guys lol
leapley99 11 months ago
Jeebus H. farking Christ, voodoochile and bevret, please stop with the dick-swinging contest. You both look like complete idiots at this point, and it is really starting to annoy the rest of us who just want to watch the vid and make sill comments about our own bad exits. Shit dudes, we're all AIRBORNE here, and that should be enough. Okay fine, you both ahve HUGE dicks, all the men want to be you, and all the ladies want to be with you. Is that enough to get thew two of you to shut the fuck up?
lisarenee3505 11 months ago
@lisarenee3505 MYOB... there are real PARATROOPERS, REAL SOLDIERS AND REAL MEN. myob...!!!
Beretverde 11 months ago
@lisarenee3505 your missing the point. i was sticking up for these guys
voodoochiley2k 11 months ago
@voodoochiley2k No, I got that, it was pretty clear that you were trying to do that. I'm just saying that this argument between the two of you has gone on long enough. It's clear that you are not going to change bevret's mind, and you are just playing into his obvious trolling by continuing to press the point. Just ignore the jackass, don't give him the sport that he is looking for, and he will eventually go away.
lisarenee3505 11 months ago
@lisarenee3505 i may have been doing a little trolling myself. it's fun to see how long you can get these numbskulls to go for. It's a guilty pleasure. PLUS IT FREE!!!
voodoochiley2k 11 months ago
@voodoochiley2k Ahh, well I completely understand that, been guilty of "back-trolling" a few times myself. Hell, I'd lay 10:1 odds that everything that joker claims to know about jumping is just crap he read somewhere on the internet or got from a video game.
lisarenee3505 11 months ago
@lisarenee3505 LOL I had a few disastrous exits back in my day.
B Co
3/75
skyofrog 11 months ago
Okay, I was AIrborne for six years in the Army and can attest that sometimes lousy exits just happen, and it doesn't necessarily mean that the troop is an idiot or poorly trained. I had a few myself. What matters is how you deal with the consequences of a bad exit. When you stumble off the platform, do your 4-count & look up to see your lines all twisted up because you were spinning, then realize that you are also oscillating pretty bad, all that matters is keeping a cool head & fixing the prob.
lisarenee3505 11 months ago
@lisarenee3505 i completely agree I just thought it was funny to see someone loose their helmet or get caught on the static line, but yes, especially in the military murphy is always on your side so it is never a question of if something goes wrong its more like when will it go wrong and I think you hit it spot on in that its not that you hope that nothing goes wrong, its how you deal with the situation once it doe sgo wrong!!!
PROsPerfectedGames 11 months ago
@PROsPerfectedGames Haha we are totally on the same page here. That drop I mentioned, I actually experienced that in Panama back in '91. Had to ride my ruck in too because the damn old-style H-harness wouldn't release. Never did get that oscillation under control, hit on the downswing & it felt like a giant had picked me up and spiked me like a football after a big touchdown. OUCH!! That was probably the worst exit I ever had, literally tripped over my own feet on the way out the door. :)
lisarenee3505 11 months ago
I killed myself laughing at 3:13 when the guy looses his helmet and at 3:33 when the guy gets caught up
rileyperrior2346 11 months ago
All the talk about bad exits! Hell this video is in slow motion and you try to dance shuffle to the door with 100 plus pounds of gear and get out of a sometimes bouncing bird clean every time. Thats why you get hazaderous duty pay!
TheAlsnow 11 months ago
What an interesting video. I'm so impressed with the guts of those people just calmly shuffling to the door and stepping off.
intormentis 11 months ago
I laughed so dam hard i feel out my chair! All that gear trying to walk to the door, If the wind cathes you wrong or you trip , stall at the exit! That static line gets around your neck, Your casuality before you hit the ground. I was lucky, I sometimes hit the ground like concrete block, but i never was injured to the point i needed medic. Good luck to the next war heros! im out the game,
TheManfromNibiru 11 months ago
Shame on all of the instructors at Benning to allow this to happen. They should have flunked these clowns out back then. Oh well, it's a nicer, more polite army now.
Beretverde 1 year ago
@Beretverde how do you know they weren't flunked out, and how do you know it was ever any different? People love to think think things were so much tougher when they went through. you sir are a sanctimonious d-bag.
voodoochiley2k 11 months ago
@voodoochiley2k I know because they are jumping with a TO&E unit (after jump school!). You are evidently a lame tabless seaunt! And yes, it was much, much harder when I went through. My nephew graduated last year... PT in the barracks because it was too cold! UNBELIEVABLE! Beat you boots... you LEG!
Beretverde 11 months ago
@Beretverde some perhaps. but some of that is deff at fryar a-hole. your nephew graduated last year. good for him, but you didn't, and just because it didn't get cold enough for you guys to have to do pt inside doesn't mean it didn't happen in your day. why cant you just give these men and women that volunteered not once, but twice to serve there country the respect and congrats they deserve. Also unless you got a CIB to go along with that tab shut your pie hole you f-ing REMF.
voodoochiley2k 11 months ago
@voodoochiley2k Bite me punk. Happen to be a TRIPLE VOLUNTEER and did my share of hell-holes around the world. CMB and CIB! You have no idea what I am talking about. So beat your leg boots punk! Your ignorance is loud and clear: 5x5! As for Voodoo, been to the Rah-rahs (Haiti) and they were nuts... as for Chilley been there done that in AK Greeley Winter Warfare School.You are a loser who is KLUELESS with a capital K. BTW- ALWAYS did PT outside! Weather notwithstanding! You're a Loser Delux!
Beretverde 11 months ago
@Beretverde so what your saying is that because these young men and women aren't "triple volunteers" that they deserve to mocked by some over the hill chairborne ranger??? is that what your saying? just curious? Hait and the rah-rahs!?!? A mall cop could deal those spastic thug drug dealers, as for your ski trip in Alaska congrats I hope you enjoyed it. Oh, and of course you did PT outside at Greeley its winter warfare school toolbox. you had the gear for it. you are sad man living in the past.
voodoochiley2k 11 months ago
@voodoochiley2k Voodoo- go back to playing your Gameboy. You are so clueless with a capital K-also beyond the pale of ignorance and jealousy. You can't see the truth if it was zapped in front of you in plain block lettered English. The retarded shots you attempt are a joke- mall cops (yeah right!). As for the past and the now you are a sad and ignorant clown. We are Happy Dancing on you now, so beat your boots before you get beat! You're typical of today's girlyman society(makes excuses).
Beretverde 11 months ago
@voodoochiley2k as for the mall cop statement- tell that to SFC Greg Cardot's widow and kids. You are an idiot ho needed a spanking when he was a kid but never go one. Consider yourself lucky... stupid yes, buy lucky.
Beretverde 11 months ago
@Beretverde i like how you never answer the question. why do you have to mock the young men and women that volunteered in these videos? maybe someone is this video died serving their country to. aren't they worth our respect, or are you and SFC. Cardot the only people in history to have worked hard and sacrificed? also i am guessing you can't claim a CIB to go along with that triple stack.
voodoochiley2k 11 months ago
@voodoochiley2k Answer the question? Your moronic\illinformed comments muddy the answer. These clowns are weak, and need to be kicked out or retrained.They will kill others or themselves and cause a lot of paperwork . Again- shame on "Ft. Beginning" to allow the standards to drop. Serving in a volunteer status must have STANDARDS! This isn't a video game where there a "do overs."As they say "just be'in real... or in the day being- DIRECT. It you and those can't handle it- get gone and whine!
Beretverde 11 months ago
@Beretverde still no answers. still just another has been that needs to denigrate people trying to serve their country. as if you never made a mistake while you were in the army. you are nothing more than an overly critical, and spiteful person. i hope you get over your anger someday, but i doubt you will because you clearly think you are perfect.
voodoochiley2k 11 months ago
@voodoochiley2k no denigration- just calling it like it is. I refuse to be sensitive and "touchy-feeley" especially when idiots like these are running around doing dangerous stuff. BTW- today's Army is softer - look at the lowering of PT scores and an epidemic of overweight soldiers and the increase of females. And the worst- MULTIPLE recycles in SFQC! Unbelievable. If you can't handle the facts shut up. As for great soldiers, they are out there but not in this film. Shame on Ft. Beginning
Beretverde 11 months ago
@Beretverde well seeing as the as special ops command has increased by about 10X since 2003 it woukd make sense there are more recycles. as far as one weak exit per chalk one a series of films, i really dont see how you can use that as evidence of the army becoming weaker. FYI - the world war 2 sniper with the most confirmed kills in history was a woman. i still dont see how you feel justified judging a soldier by 4 minutes of film. you lack the intellect to pass judgement bud.
voodoochiley2k 11 months ago
@voodoochiley2k you are so Klueless. Here is some sound advice from some one in the know: Go back to playing your Game Boy! Also remember: Making excuses-quibbling don't cut it in the REAL world! I'm sorry your soccer team didn't keep score and gave everyone trophies. A former classmate of mine once flunked out 14men in a row and they were whining like women. He was bringing back the standards from when we went through. Just being real...your sharpshooting is beyond lame... you're a QUIBBLER!
Beretverde 11 months ago
@Beretverde your the one sharpshooting bud. you obviously have no "K"lue what critical thinking is.
voodoochiley2k 11 months ago
@voodoochiley2k now we are gong to quibble behind the "critical thinking" term? The truth is there... you are NOT MAN OR WOMAN ENOUGH to admit the deficiencies I tersely point out... and then of all things you continue you quibble among your own transference. You are a sick individual. I'm sorry the real world isn' t to your liking and you must fantasize about it. Kumbaya sensitive one! The truth will set you free one day. Open up and don't be such a defensive woman. I won't hurt you!BAAAAAAH!
Beretverde 11 months ago
@Beretverde you are still just bagging on people you now nothing about bud. if it makes you feel better about yourself to do that then thats cool. just recognize it for what it is.
voodoochiley2k 11 months ago
@voodoochiley2k stop the transference! Counseling statements don't work as well! Bouncing the gates, and SOS ( after duty hours of "School of the Soldier") gets attentions and results. Cracking on the weak and pointing out deficiencies isn't PC for today's sensitive people...TOUGH. Attrition through high standards is morale enhancing... giving everybody everything weakens the mission. Lameness and excuses should NOT BE TOLERATED!
Beretverde 11 months ago
@Beretverde so what you are saying is the first time and every time you made the slightest mistake you should have been sent back to Q-course. if thats what your saying, and that is what happened to you then keep on sharpshooting every mistake you see on every youtube video you can find. on the other hand maybe you should leave the training up to the cadre still fighting the fight hombre.
voodoochiley2k 11 months ago
@voodoochiley2k VoodooQUIBBLER... stop your quibbling Slight mistakes doesn't equate to a recycle (another quibble point) .Your cadre comment- been there, done that. Unfortunately Counseling Statements are the answer for today's Army and the video shows that out. Multiple recycles? One and Done! Maintain the standards! BTW-bouncing the gates and SOS works much better. It is obvious you are too sensitive to handle the truth. Again, your (lame) quibbling point out my observations quite clearly.
Beretverde 11 months ago
@Beretverde i find it amazing that you are unable to see the irony of everything you say. you clearly lack the capacity to recognize that everyone makes mistakes including yourself, and that just because you view something to be the proper way of doing something, in your limited experiences, doesn't mean it is actually the best way to do it. You SF... More like BS. If you are then apparently the whole concept of quiet professionals was lost on you. as was respect for your fellow soldiers.
voodoochiley2k 11 months ago
@voodoochiley2k you are the epitome of "Kluelessness" and I say that LOUDLY not "quietly." Stop your quibbling and move on. These aren't mistakes... these are clowns who can get people killed or seriously injured. Irony my @ss. Stop the transference and move on ... and while you are at it.. beat your boots and do a session of SOS, bouncing the gates, and the duffle bag drag to Division. You are an "idiot delux" and it shows. Where do idiots like you come from?
Beretverde 11 months ago
@Beretverde if you don't like what i have to say you are free to block me and no longer respond. however, as you should know, but seem not to, as a fellow american i am entitled to my opinion as are you. the difference is i don't feel the need to badmouth people in a youtube video, or hide behind military colloquialisms and the accusation of "transference" rather than accept the fact that everyone messes up. i guarantee you had to bicycle kick your way out of twisted risers at least once.
voodoochiley2k 11 months ago
@voodoochiley2k quibbing AGAIN!
Beretverde 11 months ago
@Beretverde i ll take your response to mean yes u understand.
voodoochiley2k 11 months ago
@voodoochiley2k I understand what a KLUELESS KLOWN you are! You're back to transference again! Quibbling, transference back and forth... Idiot Deluxe! Beat your boots... sensitive boy!
Beretverde 11 months ago
@Beretverde ooohhh.... your back!!! I missed you. I have cheap stupid entertainment again. How's life? How's the husband? Did your rash clear up while you were away?
voodoochiley2k 11 months ago
@voodoochiley2k More transference with a dose of projection! Diagnosis spot on! Touche!
Beretverde 11 months ago
@Beretverde your just gonna keep using the words transfeance, projection,idiot deluxe, quibbling and klueless aren't you? if you are going to continue being a d-bag you could at least try and be creative and humorous. Maybe you could tell me some more stories about how you and "SFC. Cardot" banged each other in the ass while blowing some rah-rahs in haiti.
voodoochiley2k 11 months ago
@voodoochiley2k Now you are into Projection with doses of projectionism and transference. You are a sad creature. Too bad so sad! Don't want to be ya! Continue playing your Gameboy and being a punk. Your maturity level is at an all-time low. Therapy and a dose of SOS ( which you couldn't handle) would be the cure. As for bringing up SFC Cardot (who was killed) in such a bad light... shame on you. His family, friends and me don't need your type. I served this country and NOT YOU (parasite).
Beretverde 11 months ago
@Beretverde your the one that invoked his name first bud.
voodoochiley2k 11 months ago
@voodoochiley2k and yes you did serve me. this is a democracy. everything you did was for me. you were my bitch
voodoochiley2k 11 months ago
@voodoochiley2k First ...this is a Republic NOT A Democracy! And no you... are officially off the list of OUR NOBLE effort!s... PUNK BOY! HAHAHAHAHA! Go back to Game Boy... you are out of your league and your Kluelessness keeps "acomi'n! "This is a democracy" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... you need to be re-schooled... just like some bad jumpers! HAHAHAHA Touche... biotch!
Beretverde 11 months ago
@Beretverde democratically elected grunt grunt. monkey boy want a banana? Maybe you and hogan can take turns pounding it each others ass. grunt grunt...
voodoochiley2k 11 months ago
@voodoochiley2k My friend Cole Hogan is buried at Arlington National Cemetery (sec.64murdered on 9-11). The Karma enroute to you scares me. No amount of voodoo can stop it. It gives me chills. You are beyond pathetic and are a sick klown. Take some sound advice... seek help!
Beretverde 11 months ago
@Beretverde blow me biotch.... if you can say what you want on here then so can I. Furthermore, do u really think for second that i believe an actual SF soldier would be dumb or crass enough to invoke dead friends name on a youtube video. as i said before you are nothing more than a chimp like chump. grunt grunt.
voodoochiley2k 11 months ago
@voodoochiley2k remember these two words- Kluelessness and Karma (K Squared)! You are so typical of today's gameboy -touchy feely- soccer playing boy. BTW- the title is "Legs in the Sky"! Your unawares of so many things comes out... and I refuse to feel sorry for you. You are an idiot, and what befalls you in the Karma department, will be more than interesting!
Beretverde 11 months ago
@Beretverde man you certainly are an easy mark
voodoochiley2k 11 months ago
@voodoochiley2k K squared (Kluelessness and Karma)!!!! Again.. go tell it to the Spartans... pathetic one! BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Beretverde 11 months ago
@voodoochiley2k YOU made the Haiti "Mall Cop" reference (transference again?) ...I said "tell it to Greg Cardot's family"...... again it shows your ignorance in SO MANY AREAS! (i.e.Kluelessness). You are pathetic! BTW- In no way am I your "bud." Take this to heart Voodoo Boy- When I fought, I fought for EVERY American ... BUT You! Unfortunately, you reaped my sacrifices and and especially G Cardot's, K Lannon's, N Bolin's , J Matthews, C. Hogan's sacrifices as well.THAT IS A DAMN SHAME!
Beretverde 11 months ago
@Beretverde tell your story walking susnshine. beat your boots. grunt grunt gorilla boy.
voodoochiley2k 11 months ago
@voodoochiley2k Go tell the Spartans pathetic one!
Beretverde 11 months ago
@Beretverde In this video everyone is wearing BDUs which means these jumps took place at least 5 years ago and probably span a lot further back. Also the weight you jump in airborne school on a combat jump has never been the same as to jumping actual combat equipment like a crew served weapon. With GWOT soldiers usually go over a year without jumping due to deployments, guys get rusty. Lastly, Ive heard plenty of crazy shit happening in the bird from just about every generation of paratrooper
82deathdealer 11 months ago
@82deathdealer No excuses-PERIOD. Rusty? That excuse doesn't fly either. Jump refresher and good professional JMs shoot that lame excuse. You are a professional, paid extra to do a dangerous job. I have seen and experienced many crazy stuff- but not in the realm of these idiots. I had to cut away a jumper at night once..we could not pull him in (too much weight-equipment) but he made it OK.Landed in a farm in Germany- missed wires etc... after he got up and was OK, he got bit by a little dog.
Beretverde 11 months ago
@Beretverde In this video everyone is wearing BDUs which means these jumps took place at least 5 years ago and probably span a lot further back. Also the weight you jump in airborne school on a combat jump has never been the same as to jumping actual combat equipment like a crew served weapon. With GWOT soldiers usually go over a year without jumping due to deployments, guys get rusty. Lastly, Ive heard plenty of crazy shit happening in the bird from just about every generation of paratroope
82deathdealer 11 months ago
worst static line parachuting ive ever seen...
do you guys not know how to walk out of a door......get a grip, stand up be proud you weaklings
mick7020 1 year ago
I've only had to use my reserve chute once and that's something I'd like to never go through ever again.
comunisttanpon 1 year ago
thank god the only bad exit i had was twisted risers easy enough to kick out of but still a pain in the ass when you get caught up in propwash
onmyovvn 1 year ago
I was nuts ....
TheSerenity63 1 year ago
WOMEN HAVE TO WEAR JOCK STRAPS, ( SO they dont whistle on the way down )
pinewood189 1 year ago
It should be a crime to play this music with this cool vid!
ramairgto72 1 year ago 30
lol dont try this at home warning is the best, go buy a c117 and full army para gear and off u go lol, all u need is so pilots and friends to jump with u.
nolifemerc 1 year ago
So one should exit as if you were to sit heavily on a chair? Besides that...it seems that the rolling and other kind of problem while exiting is people chickening out at the last second...
thehornypuppy 1 year ago
why does this retard start talking? SHUT UP
0HippyHunter0 1 year ago
Practice makes perfect, maybe. Even the hats i jumped with were better than that, and there homo's!
follys99 1 year ago
Practice makes perfect, maybe.
follys99 1 year ago
Very amusing exits, bit moore practice lads.
follys99 1 year ago
americans ??? llooolllll lllooolol
Rodrigo84z 1 year ago
They all look like gay gangster wanna bes. the guy at 3:30 is funny
maxsummerskingofyout 1 year ago
They all look like gay gangster wanna bes
maxsummerskingofyout 1 year ago
I haven't been in the 82d since 2002, and watching this still gets my heart pounding...and my belly lauging. Peace to all paratroopers. 1-17 AirCav.
robinmorningstar1 1 year ago
All the Way Airborne driving on driving on, early in the morning under drizzle and rain I pick my parachute and border the plane, jumpmaster said said one minute to go, and the green light with chilling glow............ if I die on the Combat Zone , boxed me and and send me home tell me my mama i did my best and burry me among the Best...... Airborne All the Way.............
nolimitboricua 1 year ago
shit music, amazing video! Thanks.
ERiCDrAyViN 1 year ago
1:08 The air force guy was like "oh shit" is he gonna be alright?
NoobSoldier2006 1 year ago
i love it
devlarratt 1 year ago
fuck that im getting airborne off the contract!
marcusos1111 1 year ago
@marcusos1111 Those guys are just tards. Most of us Airborne guys have balls LITERALLY made of steel. They cast them after your fifth jump; so, no worries!
nathanialkarrickable 1 year ago
@nathanialkarrickable Judging by the amount of immature and whiny comments you make on Youtube I doubt your even out of school yet, PUSSY !
garystorey 1 year ago
@garystorey I've been out since 04 jackass.
nathanialkarrickable 1 year ago
@nathanialkarrickable out of the mental institution ? Congrats, but I think you were released far too early.
garystorey 1 year ago
Actually yeah. After a tour in Iraq I had a breakdown.@garystorey
nathanialkarrickable 1 year ago
was this some sort of special olympics drop?!?...iron mike would not approve.
jjjazzycraig 1 year ago
2:04 why the hell did he touch the jump door? lol at 2:35 shittttyyy exit. Damnit they are all just kinda falling out. 3:10 wtf happened to his helmet? How about a good JMPI before they load the bird. . .probably a stupid ass Joe loosened his chin strap on the bird and never tightened it back up. Retards. I'm looking for a video of shitty landings. Message me if you have any. Thanks guys.
cmlsldr74d 1 year ago
I had a pretty nasty exit once. Tripped on my way out the door and started doing my count in my head. I got to four thousand and saw this beautiful green circle against the night sky beyond my feet. It was about that time when the risers gave me a good burn all the way up and down my arms as my position (upside down) was immediately corrected. I was lucky I didn't get hurt any more than I did, and we all had a good laugh about it. B Co. 3/505th PIR
azazel221 1 year ago
@azazel221 I was Bco 3/505 PIR, 3rd PLT. Got out in 04. You?
nathanialkarrickable 1 year ago
@nathanialkarrickable Out in '05, 1st Platoon. I'm Sobie.
azazel221 1 year ago
@azazel221 I remember the name.
Were you in FOB St. Michael in 03-04?
you should facebook me.
nathanialkarrickable 1 year ago
They never jump as french para do?
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tripplenipple100 1 year ago
We get to do this and get $150 bucks extra a month? Hell Yeah, that's like seven 30 packs from the shoppette.
riser185 1 year ago
I got over to that LT and I asked him, "Sir, we were all yelling for you to pull your reserve, why didn't you pull it?" He said, I didn't think I was falling any faster than anyone else. As he's almost out of his chute I point up to the guys still coming down and tell him, "Sir, that's your pass up there!!!!" He stares at me with this blank look....duh. Damn cherry Lt's....lol. He's lucky he was jumping with the Air Force pukes and they were 1,500' rather than 800'.
OlSkoolBiker1369 1 year ago
I did see a cherry LT, 6th jump, and his chute was rolled. He never pulled his reserve. I was doing DZST and I watched his body drop below a hill and his parachute popped open. I thought it was going to be like one of the "Coyote" cartoons. He hits the ground and then the chute opens but I got over the top of that hill and he was getting out of his chute. I started yelling, "why the fuck didn't you pull your reserve?"....then I see the butter bar and I add "sir"...lol
OlSkoolBiker1369 1 year ago
OMG.....I have NEVER seen so many poor exits in my life. I spent 5 years in 82nd Airborne Division and obviously you can't see the exits on when you're one of the jumpers but I spent quite a few hours doing DXST(For you 'legs' and civilians that's Drop Zone Support Team) and I have never seen exits like you've shown here. I did see a cherry LT, 6th jump, and his chute was rolled. He never pulled his reserv
OlSkoolBiker1369 1 year ago
so can they die if this stuff happens?