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  • Why is this zoomed in? -.-

  • Really wanna find that Potland...

  • i forget one major thing about zelda. is the only way caanon able to teleport because he has the tri-force of power?

  • at 5:55 the clock in the movie says 4:25 but when it show the mouse at 5:57 -58 the movie clock says 16:12 so they managed to at least fix that mistake

  • i also am use to calling him bowser and it is so frustrating when they say it wrong like the live action avitar the last air bender skit where the pronounced all the names wrong.. drives me nuts

  • i had this when i was little and i lovd to sing that rap song when i watched it but it was just part one of the whole season

  • GIVE ME A FACE YA FUCKIN' BUNGHOLES!

  • If i could teleport, i would interrupt myself and at one point teleport away so the would look for me.

  • MAMA LUIGI!!!

  • like MLP:FiM, made for little girls, good enough for adult males.

  • luigi is ok, you know he sounds cool.

  • Do the Mario!!!!

  • oh come on

    I'm gonna use "Not on your lasagna-lovin' life." when the moment is right.

  • I loved the Zelda cartoon.

  • Um Critic, if you want to find pot land, just fly to California.

  • Is Ganon secretly Discord/ Q?

  • hey. If you could teleport, wouldn't you want to use it as much as you can.

  • PASTAAAAAAAAAA

  • the brittish guy that is in everything is jim broadbent, he was in harry potter.

  • LOL to the moon :)

    thumbs up if you get the reference

  • @Deam01337 u liek bananas?

  • @KabutoOfTheSound6 not the reference but yes

  • 11:42 You mean the enclosed instruction book?

  • actually i seem to remember the third triforce the triforce of power in an episode of the legend of zelda it's in another castle

  • @Nickster891 The two pieces of the Triforce in that show are the Triforce of Wisdom and Power. The Triforce of Courage did not exist at the time of that show's release, as it wasn't created until Zelda II.

    They were originally simply called the "Triforce" because they were triangles. But then they decided to play on that name further when Zelda II came around, and made the third piece.

  • @DigitalxGamer i'm telling you i remember something in one episode about a third piece it was blue or something and wisdom was green and the power one was red course i remember seeing this in the early 90s

  • it's pronounced deek

  • @13:24 anyone else notice it's in the shape of a penis? lol

  • I loved this show so much growing up xD I regret nothing

  • still searchin' for potland

  • @Drawyoursword420 we all are LOL

  • @Drawyoursword420 Open your mind, I'll take you *lights a joint*

  • I this vids from a while back but I just gotta say I'm still with ya on that never ending search for Potland!

  • NC: "The writing is one dimensional and stupid."

    Yeah, because they probably had a team of 20 of Hollywood's best writers, along with a million dollar budget...

  • Geeze...the Mario episodes ARE such ripoffs! at leas Adventures of Sonic actually ATTEMPTED to make their OWN episode ideas!

  • hey, link turned into princess celestia at 8:09

  • when you said high king,you remembered skyrim

  • @snake2006 Butthurt much?

  • @snake2006 Hope you're trolling, if not, then cry to someone else, not us.

  • @snake2006 i'm sure that like james Rolfe does to make AVGN's opinion's extreme, Doug does the same with his NC persona.

  • 15:06 This explains bronies

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  • lol pot-land... ..  . .

  • 6:51

    is that the old minecraft explosion?

  • The thumb snapping was easier to animate than ganon walking everywhere

  • The territories mentioned at 04:35 just officially have been renamed Harold Ziddler-Land. Chief export is the Can-Can and it thrives on late night bohemian dance parties. Problem there is that Princess Toadstool has such a big feud with Satine that they each have a restraining order against each other, thus making it impossible for the mario bros to go there. Oh and also Ziddler's relatives are in town so watch out.

  • GIVE ME A FACE, YOU FUCKING BUNGHOLES!!!

  • They reran this on Toonatic all the freaking time. Its forever burned into my mind.

  • 12:45 Isn't that just depth of field? I can still see the claws. Just sayin'.

  • 8:54 Bowser is a nazi. Look at the arm badge.

  • If you think Gannon has Attention Teleportation Disorder wait till you see Ghirahim.

  • Well the rant at the end explains why he's watched MLP:FiM it's everything he said that a cartoon aimed at younger viewers could have

  • @Hawkx10 He hasn't exactly WATCHED it....he's seen clips and says it's not a show he'd watch, but he understands why we all enjoy it. so hey as long as he doesn't talk shit about it, he'll live and keep his balls intact from a twitchy angry mob. :)

  • @Hawkx10 Except it's not.

  • @Hawkx10 This review was before that fucktard.

  • The Nostalgia Critic: Taking a big heaping shit all over your favorite childhood cartoons.

    :(

  • @SoloHero Why you say that? He praised 90% of Nickelodeon in the 80's and 90's and gave shows like Sonic SatAm, Duck Tales, and Ninja Turtles good reviews.

  • @ikki453 I didn't see those yet, I was just referring to this show. I understand that it had it's problems, but I LOVED this show as a kid. It was weird, random, fun and the Legend of Zelda cartoons was the topping on an already delicious mushroom cake. lol

  • @SoloHero Hell, I loved AoStH as a kid, though I don't like that lame Zelda show. I loved Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, probably still do, but he was right when he was talking about it being random, weird, and just badly designed. I just dont let it bother me. To me, as long as you bring up good points and reasonably sound insight to the material you review, which is sort of rare on Youtube considering there are people who can't review for their lives, no matter what style, I can accept it.

  • King Koopa is Bowsers original Japanese name and before Super Mario 64 came out we called him King Koopa in the rest of the world too.

    When Super Mario 64 came out people started to call him Bowser over here.

  • 3:45

    Jesus Christ is Bowser a fucking nazi?!

  • The snake shot bullets cause they do it in SUPER MARIO BROS 2!!!!!!!!!!

    They're called Coberats!!! And they spit bullets you dumbass!!! Play the fucking games!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!

  • By the way... he was called King Koopa cause that's his OTHER NAME!!

    He's Bowser, king of the koopa! Gah!!! Do some damn research!!!!

  • AND WHY DRACULA HAVE A MARKED ITALIAN ACCENT?

  • DUDE!!!!!!!! I LOVED THIS CARTOON!!!!!!

    Why do you nitpick apart things from people's childhoods and make fun of them?!

    Some times you're right about some things... but dude.. don't trash talk this show.

    I LOVED THE RAP YOU DORK!!!!

  • Paesanos? Ok, he's Italian but WAT?

  • Hey man. That's JimBroadbent-Land.

  • How come the Indiana Jones Guy dosen't have a Face?

  • I think the nostalgia critic tried pot for the first time before making this video, explaining his excitment and quest to find pot land

  • HEIL KOOPA!!!

  • The worst part about all the Italian stereotypes and pasta jokes? Mario and Luigi are from Brooklyn.

  • Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess!

  • At 5:56 if you look closely you can clearly see that the clock DOES say 16 minutes... but that still doesn't explain why it decides to change depending on the positions of the signs of the zodiac or something stupid like that.

  • The voice actor for Cortana from the halo series is the voice of peach in the video games. Explain that shit.

  • bowsers orriginal name was king koopa

  • I also think those series are an insult to the games that we all love.

  • Toad's voice causes ear cancer.

  • Link shouldnt talk, all he should say is 'HYAH!!!!'

  • God's Speed Nostalgia Critic

  • HEY! This show wasn't that bad! You should see that train wreck Super Mario Bros.3 and Super Mario World Cartoon that came later! Those were the stain on the shit sandwich.....

  • i wanna go to pot land :)

  • To Link's defense, Zelda WAS a bitch in the show.

  • @Zuyuri rather that than the dumbass in distress she was in the games.

  • so long suckers! me n my tanker of spaghetti sauce are goin to pot land

  • They're called Triforceses because they're triangular. There were actually only two in the original Legend of Zelda game as well. For a self labeled "nostalgia critic" you don't know much about the past, do you? I wasn't even alive then and I know more Zelda lore.

  • Check out my channel

  • @Ahmed176E Ur absolutely right, the Sonic show that came after Adventures was actually a good show.

  • They SHOULD make a T-shirt out of that!

  • I personally love the SMBSS because it's so stupid, but I hate the zelda show from the bottom of my core!

  • Yeah, this show was shit. And I liked The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, so nostalgia isn't even strong enough to make me like this

  • jim broadbent

  • "I dunno know whats going on!"

    XD

  • he wasn't called bowser, until 'super mario world'; i was more concerned about them changing it from 'king koopa;, to bowser, than the shit you said

  • @randomdouchebag acually it was King Bowser Koopa

  • For the record: 1) There were only two Triforces at the time that show was made. The third one didn't show up until Zelda 2. 2) Video games, even the Zelda ones, were not taken all that seriously back then. So, there wasn't that much of an expectation.

  • @AdamYJ Acually, the triforce of courage isn't shown, but it is in context in the manual

  • @hiamecola I'll have to check online to see if there's a manual I can read. I actually don't hate the Zelda show. Okay, so maybe the execution wasn't great. But I kind of like that there was a time when Zelda was a simpler property.  Before it became this big, giant multi-era complicated epic that it is now. Back when it was less of a fantasy epic and more of a simple fairy tale.

  • I like pot land

  • well i liked the show as a kid

  • no top comment?

    well...NO WONDER! they are all gone in the top comment land! :D

  • @edzero789 Can't be since so many of them are the same.

  • NAZI Bowser 3:46 o.O

  • Hey i live in east orange new jersey lol

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  • I found nuke land its dark i`m gonna light a match.

  • maybe she really is just a lesbian.

  • Actually, in the first game, there were only two Triforce pieces.

  • PAISANOS, pense que era italiano!!!???

  • i used to watch this show fucking religiously.... I had no idea it was so fucked up...

  • I first watched this when I was 15 and I think its genius. Or at the very least awesome. All you do is speak ill of it well fuck you. Its not my nostalgia its my opinion. Everyone is free to there own opinion but those who sit there and complain about something are the worst if it makes you feel like that don't watch the damn thing.

  • @JDLOCKON True, but the Nostalgia Critic is basically a character designed to complain a lot and find fault with EVERYTHING he reviews (with a few exceptions that undertone it). The newer ones are less one sided if you want to watch them

  • @missdeathknight13579 sorry after watching this one I'd rather not. Even if its a made up personallity to much bitching for my tastes. If I wanted to hear this much bitching I'd go to any family members house. It doesn't help that it makes dumb people hate the show because instead of forming opinions of there own they'll think these are valid reasons not realizing its mostly satire

  • @JDLOCKON you can have your opinion on the show for yourself, but i really found this series lame and cheap as hell. it was a good thing Super Mario World came after and was a giant improvement over this. and Zelda, same scenario, but was 16 when i first watched it. cameos alone shouldn't make a show. it won't pique in the long run. think of DB Evolution. im not here to convince you to like this guy, but to understand that satire has its good as it has its bad, exploitable shows, like em or not.

  • @JDLOCKON excuse me for butting in, but I would like to say something. let's say some of these people here have watched these shows and movies before they watched the review, but merely forgotten about them. they watch his videos and see his rants, some believing that he is wrong about them, as we let nostalgia overcome our reasoning w/o realizing it. personally, i thought this was stupid as a kid. it only had one hook: the Mario Bros. if you got rid of the Mario Bros., this show was a mess.

  • @JDLOCKON to a lot of Mario fans, this show was scene as a means to sell Mario to people more than be an entertaining show. if the review style is your prime concern and that was your conclusion, my advice is maybe you shouldn't be watching these types of videos altogether, as they are rampant on youtube. my only concern is if points can be made and are intelligent, rather or not the form of speech is unfitting. despite his presentation, he does exhibit very good knowledge of the material @ hand

  • @JDLOCKON

    Two things:

    A. You have a severe flawed sense of humor.

    B. How was this show even remotely genius in any regard? This show was a piece of shit. I'd say that is your nostalgia talking. And did think the reason we review bad stuff is cause, well, they're bad? Think about it. Someone is going to look up preferences about something. There are few people out there who actually love the bad stuff like Sonic 06. So we should listen to them? This show sucked, short n sweet. Look it up.

  • @ikki453 I think you have a flawed sense of humor, you think this show is funny. Plus your really showing your intelligence. How can you honestly say someone has a flawed sense of humor? Isn't it relative? Also you can in no way say this is a review. A review is unbiest. A review is to state a products strengths and weakness. And don't try to claim this show as at least no strengths. I'm not saying that you should listen to me I'm saying take what he says with a grain of salt. Give it a chance.

  • @JDLOCKON You think I never saw this? I watched it before, and it was just bad. I say bad sense of humor, because you seem to be unable to keep your personal feelings away from your sense of rational realization. And do you honestly believe that people who watch his videos take their impressions off of him? Such a joke. We have actually watched this stuff before he even came out. Are you venting cause he had nothing nice to say? There are even rating systems online that gave it a poor score.

  • @ikki453 I never said you didn't watch it nor was it implied. I was talking generally, and yes I beleive most will. I don't have much faith in humanity, most people today will blindly agree with someone else's opinion instead of there own. Also you said, "A. You have a severe flawed sense of humor" you didn't say bad. No, i'm not venting. I admit my first comment was over exaggerated, but all the comments made after were rational. plz read next comment to you (1/2)

  • @JDLOCKON cont. I.E., think about the Spongebob series. At the beginning, Spongebob was a weird talking sponge, but there was a sense of actual development and growth among the story and its characters, while keeping subtly. Cartoons or not, all people of all ages can appreciate that type of writing, no matter what genre it is. Now the story is inconsistent, the characters contradict their developmeent, unnecessary plots points are constantly repeated as entire episodes. It's a mess now.

  • @ikki453 (2/2) plz read first comment before this. Also your the one not making rational sense you can't even keep you facts straight about what you commented first. Also I said in another comment give the cartoon some slack I mean have you ever known a cartoon based off a video game to be good. Well maybe donkey kong but that is my nostalgia right there, I cant find a box set of it.

  • @JDLOCKON Sonic the Hedgehog wasn't too terrible. (Not adventures, the one that came after it)

  • @JDLOCKON Thats not the impression I got from your last comment. Honest, you still sound more like someone who was just mad because someone didn't like a show you like. To me, your comment seems to imply that we do not take the time to make our own sense of quality just because someone says. I dont do that. Also, you mainly started complaining about how we shouldn't take his opinion seriously, which could be said about all critics, espicially yours and mine as every person has different taste.

  • @JDLOCKON cont. We are from two different worlds. I dont give anything an excuse. Any media plug of any kind can be very effective in quality, rather it is a kids show, a videogame movie/cartoon, etc, if effort was given. If you are not going to be serious about your work, then why should we hold back and give you any form of slack you dont deserve? They do the assignments; we are the professors. Media has proven from time to time to get incredible results, like Sonic SatAm and Spawn.

  • @JDLOCKON cont. Going by that, there is a sense of good and bad within us all. If you were to make a review of your own, your word cannot be considered reliable as well, because as you said in your comment, criticism is just another form of opinion. I used the word "flawed" because I ran into people like you who did the same thing, "It wasn't meant to be good." "This was my childhood" or "___is supposed to suck!" with no rational sense. As if we just accept the art form of mind never existed.

  • At least Peach does things in this show.

  • Toad sounds like Meowth... and acts like him too. O.O

  • His ending line, is what lauren Faust Applied to MLP

  • if you could teleport when ever you wanted you'd do it to lol don't lie

  • @Xinathor Drat I was going to say that, you beat me to it. Don't ever let teleportation get mainstream. We'd be having freestyle teleporting like a mofo.

  • @Bzaafied lol

  • oh, i thought you'd be looking for "getting laid-land"

  • Lulz!

  • I have spaggheti noodles but no sauce i would want it

  • "Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuOOOOOOOOOZE me, Princess!

  • 10:10 Zelda looks naked LOL

  • Pot land huh? Sounds interesting :)

  • 04:10

    Jungle Land is the 7th world in Super Mario 3.

  • Why? Why do you hate me so much? Is defending all of humanity just not good enough for you, you royal piece of cocktease. I ought to split you in half with my laser sword, you no good sack of bitch! FUCK YOU!

  • SEGA Does What Nintendont

  • As much as I like the Mario cartoon, I had to admit it had no originality. Ever other episode was a parady of movies and other pop culture. Some of the dialogue was cheesy and the events made no sense.

  • @freakyandsexy it's really hard to make a show based on a plotless game, the only one that acomplished that was sonic.

  • Agreed. Sonic also had no story. It was just basic hero rescues hostages from mad scientist scenerio. But the Sonic cartoon that came on the weekday expounded on the series and made it entertaining if not perfect.

  • 15:26 Noooooooooooo Critic take me with you!

  • 10:07 wtf is the king wearing?!

  • Now I really want to go to Jim Broadbent-Land.....

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  • Is it me or is DiC like the LJN of cartoon shows with popular names?

  • 4:22 i wanna go to pot land/ i really do. i really really do.

  • Why does link have brown hair?

  • @aidwin85 'Cause it was brown in official art for the first game...and the first game itself.

  • @4:41 Chuck E' Cheese?

  • koopa was the original name for him but when it was tranclated they changed it to bowser ... for ... some reason? o.0

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  • what? no mention of the fact that in the FIRST SCENE with Link and Zelda they make a joke about him looking down her robe?

  • the king in that series sucked, The Real King of Hyrule would be disappointed and then he would wonder what's for Dinner and after he eats Dinner he will say to link "Mah Boi, the destruction of this show is what all true warriors strive for". oh, one more message Do the Mario

  • Nostalgia Jones and the Search for Potland? XD

  • now that i've seen this again, doesn't anyone else think that Toad sounds like Douchey McNitpick's mom?

  • Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with the basis for the very first Youtube Poop.

  • @TrueGamer181 good luck with that (sarcasm)

  • @SmashLiXs What do you mean? I was simply pointing it out. The very first YTP was, indeed, of the Super Mario Brothers Super Show. If you don't care, that's fine, but I don't know what you mean when you say "good luck with that." Why were you being sarcastic?

  • @TrueGamer181 yeah i really need to work on that. i always misdinterpret what i mean

  • 6:18 FUCKING SLENDERMAN.

  • Where the missing triforce is? My bets are Potland.