David Letterman - Chad Ochocinco Top Ten

[dejai12345]

Fck Him For That Lil Comment Bout The Lion's. I Still Think He sexxi Thouqh.

[catshavesouls]

@dejai12345 Naw, you gotta love 'O' no matter what. I will say that you guys are getting pretty scary now that you got Nate Burleson, Calvin Johnson, Jahvid Best and Matt Stafford. Gonna win some this year. If we frickin' have a season!

[dejai12345]

@catshavesouls Lol. Yea Ok. Lion's Gne Bloww Yall Out Dis Year. Srry.

[McleanMustangs909]

I thank the lord every day that i dont play for the lions. lol this year the lions were better than the bengals

[hizbawite]

damn i can just bit him! he is so chocolaty....yumm

[Jforna7]

That was alright, but you can tell Chad did not like all of those

[DuxunPlanetrunner]

You can tell Letterman writes all the shit. because he's one of those guys who thinks of himself as absolutely hilarious (When he isn't at all).

[missgamer11]

he should of said thank the lord everyday he doesn't play for the chargers they suck haha :)

[bestinsigns]

OCHOCINCO translates as ASSBAG in Spanish

[heyheather23]

D- D- D- DOUCHE.

[diablodaulton]

Probably wishing hes playing with lions with that 3-11 record

[lnglvhndrx]

#5 hahahahahaha!!!! YES

[IntelligentRectangle]

David Letterman is a tool.

[kayblair719]

terrell owens... lol that's crazyyyyy

[graffkingxamx]

i guess he couldnt figue out how to do the racoon celebration......... or maybe he just hasnt scored this year i dont know either one

[DoesNotExist305]

lmao at #1

[TripppleC123]

lol i like tacos too.. did u realize that they played the clip of TO crying in the TO top ten and OchoCinco top ten

[slapshot68]

is he half hispanic?

[sephyowns]

i pissed laughing at no. 1

[FatShady28]

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[EV1LxGEN1US]

yay chad

[theydidntnameme]

some of these are so random.. i dont understand how any1 comes up with those lol.. but #1 was good

[Rgvfan12]

lions r better than bengals

[sugar833]

@Rgvfan12 but the lions retired number 85

[sephyowns]

@Rgvfan12

Not to burst your bubble but at least the Bengals didn't get a 0 - 16 record. ^_^

[Niking317]

@sephyowns but the bengals have only won 2 games, lions won 3

[sephyowns]

@Niking317

Read my comment again. -.-

[Niking317]

@sephyowns im talking about right now. the lions did go 0-16 but now they won a few games

[ZhouTai25]

@Niking317 u aint watch football the bengals won 4 games not 2 im a bengals fan

[Niking317]

@ZhouTai25 i aint watch football? all i need to know is that carson palmer used to be good, now he sucks, and the bengals have a pretty bad record

[lilbeastyman]

@Rgvfan12 hahahahaha

[carsonsports8]

I Thank the Lord everyday I don't play for the Lion

[TheMaddenMoose]

who knew that now chad and terrel would be on the same team

[hylandridatp]

david letterman is not funny

[MinorBlackDyamond]

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[erammer69]

i like tacos

[guitarNlongboard69]

wow rippin on brett favre thts cool i guess

[jjt115]

I love how David Letterman was the only one to laugh at the dancing raccoon joke.

[CrysisXiX]

LOL i have been tryin to figure out why the called him ocho cinco. LOL its spanish for 85 Lol nd his number is 85 hahaha. im soo late.

[jordanissoawesome]

@CrysisXiX Actually, OchoCinco means 8 5 not 85. 85 is ochenta y cinco

[elmano04]

@jordanissoawesome - AAGGRREEDD!!

[CrysisXiX]

I thank the lord everyday that i dont play for the Lions LOL HAHAHAHA LMFAO

[TheCrayonMan529]

alt f4 to skip ads

[NairbReklaw]

@TheCrayonMan529 lmfao

[A2daJ54]

I like tacos. hahaahahaah

[DevPack]

woah since when did refreshing the page makes ads not go away O_O

[limidge]

the "ocho in my cino" one was funny, and so was "not playing for the Lions". Other than that, it was retarded. Chad JOHNSON (since he is a sore loser and didn't change his name back) is a lack-luster WR at BEST and will never have a ring on his finger. Keep your mouth shut, stay off reality TV, catch a ball, and maybe you will be relevant. GO STEELERS! (also, Palmer sucks. And so does the Bengals)

[thewood310]

i like tacos =D

[hardyboyzworld]

Ad! Man U Get A Child Please

[Imupupandaway]

child please

[OldSkewlFever1991]

"I like tacos" XD

[JeffFischer2010]

2:57, Ironic

[KingOfBlood14]

lmao

[WHYCAST]

I heard he was going to be drafted to the lions in the 2014 season

[WHYCAST]

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[iloveshoes415]

Can someone please tell me what number nine means? " I was put in the disabled list when they found an ocho in my cinco?"

[WHYCAST]

@iloveshoes415 ocho means 8 and cinco means 5...duh

[iloveshoes415]

@WHYCAST Haha I know that silly! But does it make sense when he says," I was put in the disabled list when they found an 8 in my 5?" doesn't make sense...someone clear this up for me

[portland021]

@iloveshoes415 its just a joke

[iloveshoes415]

@portland021 I knew some smart alec would say this.......OBVIOUSLYYYYYYYYYYY­YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY but what does the joke mean mr.portlandsmartalec021?????

[portland021]

@iloveshoes415 the joke means nothing... thats why its funny cause it makes no sense

[iloveshoes415]

@portland021 Hey can you do me a favor? go to the bathroom, look in the mirror and check if you have a hole in your head. thanks

[portland021]

@iloveshoes415 why u gotta act all serious u little bitch.. god damn i hate when people talk shit on youtube they always end up being the littlest bitches ever. i'm just telling u what i think and u gotta talk shit. ur an idiot

[iloveshoes415]

@portland021 Ahahahah woah!!! No, your the one who's taking this all serious. You being all sensitive about this makes me think you really do have a hole in your head lol! I'm just making a joke like u said to me about the "ochocinco joke" but this time this joke actually makes sense! Lmao! I'm just telling u what I think and u gotta be a sensitive and serious. ur a smart alec

[portland021]

@iloveshoes415 yeah i'm being sensitive. ur getting all pissed off cause you're too young to understand jokes and i tell u what the joke means and then u feel like talking shit. im pretty sure ur the smart alec

[iloveshoes415]

@portland021 How am i getting pissed off when your the one cursing like a sailor LOL? I find this quite amusing actually when you call me young and not understanding jokes. Uhm CHILD PLEASE! I had enough of you e-thug talk all you want but you lose.

[portland021]

@iloveshoes415 how do u think its funny that you don't understand jokes. i think its pretty sad and ur still talkin about it. you see, if you had any sense of humor you would realize right away that it was just a joke, but ur an infant, so you don't

[DoctorDragoMusic]

@iloveshoes415 cinco is 5 in spanish, the five-hole in hockey is between the goalie's legs (this implies butthole), ocho is 8 in spanish and  implies 8 inches (of weiner)

[bebobeep]

@DoctorDragoMusic dude you are a genius

[pupus4]

@iloveshoes415 i don't get it lol

[EvilTruth666]

@iloveshoes415 What's there not to get??? He got an Ocho in his Cinco! Duh!!!! lol

[DFnumber8]

@iloveshoes415 they found something up his ass

[wtfuwanthaha]

haha i luv tha cover 

[victazar20]

not funny, hasn't been funny for a couple of decades now.

[columbusohio72]

dave has fell off since the 80s when he used to be funny

[kingpet]

BWHAHAHA..oh wait, i thought i was watching leno.

seriously, except for that farve joke, i don't think chad got any of the jokes..

[LilBlitz116]

changing his name was the stupidest thing ever

[swagwannabe]

@daisypwin are u saying he ACTUALLY looks like a monkey or being a subliminal racist 

[lovegreek]

he has sweet eyes.

[walker21d]

I didn't laugh once at this. Ochocinco is hilarious, but Letterman is not anymore. This was unbelievably stupid.

[MetallicaFan035]

hhahahaahah Brett Farve is so old his ss # is 1.

[UCSBro]

nooooooooooooooo f5 doesnt work anymore

[yamari789]

this guy has to be the funniest player in the NFL and hes one of the best at his position

[ElPandaDeLaAccion]

"I'm going to ask Tom Hanks to play me in the movie."

Thas was the best xD

[MrNintendolover]

LMAO at number 1!!!!!!

[SiNgHayStyle]

LOL

[coleyde3]

derrrr focus on footballl so you can uh win a game errrerrrr

[lrod132]

david letterman has no room 2 be calling anybody old he is like double favre's age

[Kennemore21]

LOL..... LMAO I thank god everyday that I dont play for the Lions =)

[espn943]

#5 i like tacos 

[CardNerd25]

hey! easy on those Lions!

[shayseme36]

chad is a class act man if he was as good as he thought he was man he would be the ultimate show haha

[sisiy2k]

Brett Farve is so old, his social security number is 1..lolz...

[rdimas209]

@sisiy2k tell your lame ass nonfootball jokes somewhere also. lol what a fag, hahaha

[rdimas209]

@sisiy2k lol what a fag haha

[rdimas209]

@rdimas209 oh my bad lol i hadnt watched the whole video, i didnt know chad had said that, i thought u came up with that shit. lol ill shut up now

[csmithfiveonethree]

haha season tickets for the lions are $230

[gearsfan165]

damn ads.....child please

[myshelbyrose]

i like tacos& i loove ocho cinco((:

[97adf]

0:01 to help you all

[juan9291able]

Dnt forget number 11: Darrelle Revis is my Daddy! lol

[dulla93]

boycott ads

[SkyDiveDoc22]

no love for the lions

[diddygurl09]

@SkyDiveDoc22  i live in detriot and i dnt hav no love for them lol

[diddygurl09]

@SkyDiveDoc22 i feel u i live in detriot and they gets no love from me lol

[BigInfinite]

dancin racoon out of my pants lol

[SuperTugz]

Stupid fucking ads.

[Myspcgrrrl]

sooooo sexxiii hes lik da best singah evah

[phillieschick26x]

hahahaha love him!

[4EverSaintsFan]

lol number one was the best!!!!!!!!!!

[danplat13]

F5 ISNT WORKING!!!!!!!!

[4EverSaintsFan]

@danplat13 yeah it just goes to another advertisment:(

[JAHproductions2010]

@danplat13 haha that was pretty funny

[WillieTorres5]

just kep hitting F5 til the vid starts:)

[dnicoletta2497]

I've got to say one thing........ Child Please

[L3GiiTDiiN0SAUR]

Press F5 to skip ads. Thumbs Up so people can see.

[mike0n0jake0inc]

#1 was mean!!! why not the Browns?

[sugar833]

@mike0n0jake0inc because the browns didn't lose to the rams.

[mike0n0jake0inc]

@sugar833 but the Browns lost to the Lions who lost to the Rams. Rams lost to the Redskins and which the Redskins lost to the Lions. I think that makes it all even now.

[genldoz]

Two unfunny non-entities. This show hasn't been funny since Letterman died years ago.

[NightmareTeeVee]

Now its that you dont wanna play for the Rams....Sorry Bradford :(

[alcatrazescapee]

Firefox has an add-on you can download that will bypass the ads. : )

[Machobabymaker]

I thank the lord everyday that chad does not play for the lions... then they might actually have a chance at scoring if he did.

[nospaces08]

Did he practice reading this list beforehand? It doesn't seem like it. Learn to read man.

[goldendome10383]

@nospaces08 seemed fine to me

[Andreisthecooliest]

ocho is so cool

[myaangeline]

thats my team mate LoL T.O you still my nigga tho

[cmbuvi92]

commercials...

[stewardmemo2008]

lmao..."Brett favre is so old, his social secruity number is 1"

[nickshilly500]

bengals 2010 just wait n see

[Mortizism]

@nickshilly500 Lol Dream on

[CincinnatiSkater]

haha number 1 was good

[flippnbricks2o8]

TWO WORDS:  Ad Block

[peopleplz]

MY Cincinnati bengals????? Fuck that, GO RAVENS!

[pimpinchintu98]

bitch is a fucking jerk

[scowboys18]

LMAO, Brett Favre is so old.

[mbenson2790]

ocho cinco is an idiot. GO CHARGERS

[ohhowsplendid]

hes kind of cuteee

[3icemonkey]

# 2 SOOOOOFUNNYYYYY!!!!!!!

[Plum13sec]

after this draft, I would say that he wouldnt mind in the slightest bit playing for the Lions. They are an Oline away. Watch out

[pimp03105]

#1 was EPIC

[xxreppinxx614xx]

lmao i bout died on #2

[TheRioRiot96]

lol #4

[AandGhunter92]

i love #10

[cbhadha]

The Lions are the only NFL team with the number 85 retired, so obviously u know why he would never play for them

[20EagleFan]

sure thats why he dosent want to play with the lions

lol

[WaffleEatingWorld]

@cbhadha well also the lions are horrible

[WaffleEatingWorld]

@cbhadha and there is the whole: AT WIDE RECEIVER! NUMBER 86! CHAD! OCHOCINCO!

[BarFAN21]

i was beating off as i watched this video

[LimeWireversion]

@BarFAN21 lmfao I look down and start laughing right away lmfao

[MYGIRLMicahMicah]

Is it true that he's going to play for the Lions?

[x5lord]

no his contract been renewed

[kingdude34]

NO!

[20EagleFan]

lol i love how hes seriouse the whole time and hahahahahahahahhahahahahaa fucking number 1

[gngstazn]

number 1 is just mean lol

[itsBatmanB1tcH1]

hahaha ochocinco is awsome. i like tacos! lol that was funny

[johnnyphoenix74]

I'm sure his 'book' is fascinating.

"I got six paintings of myself in the living room of my town house in Cincinnati. Why? Because I love me. Im great and I know it."

Groundbreaking stuff here.

[xraidedlok]

go sit in your recliner and cry about some more shit you wish you had

[johnnyphoenix74]

@xraidedlok

I'm was quoting from his book....I'm sure he has plenty of nice things but I find it humorous he thinks most people give a rats ass how many 'paintings of himself' he's has. I figure, uh, ONE 'painting of YOURSELF' pretty much classifies you as a Douchebag.

[elbow1994]

@johnnyphoenix74 it's amazing..

[Springz2425]

8, 7, & 4 are funny but 3 & 1 are hilarious!

[R0BERTP0]

Lol numbers 9,5,4,1

[dabears2130]

dude chad johnson is black and he is also white so its sweet

[OchoaPrideMex4Life]

i heard somewhere that he is half Mexican

[Djapatos2]

boooo this wasnt funny except for #3 when TO is crying lol "thats my teammate, thats my quarterback" lol at TO

[Garlock1304]

chad is hilarious. david letterman and his writers are not

[clayg80]

lol @ #4

[kamoolitabooli]

LIONS RULE

@kamoolitabooli they suck