LEAVE GLORIA ALONE!

[Muffin7Dembski]

Ignoring the words you actually said, that was a bit too realistic O.o

[pipthekitsune]

@Muffin7Dembski

I'll take that as a compliment, as it was my first proper filmed attempt at fake crying hehehe...

[Muffin7Dembski]

@pipthekitsune Yeah, it was a compliment. It actually scared me a bit....

[pipthekitsune]

@Muffin7Dembski Hahaha awesome :P

[lightthatnevergoesou]

Maradonia, Maradonia, MARADONIA, MARADONIA, MARADONIA!!! xD

[pipthekitsune]

@lightthatnevergoesou

More more more more MORE!!! :P

[CJBVStudios2]

The first 36 seconds officially made my day!

[kibaloveswarriors234]

Shut up fat butt don't reply or I'll block you

[atlroxmysox98]

I would NEVER be able to pull this off with a straight face XD

[pipthekitsune]

@atlroxmysox98 It was really difficult to do so, believe me! Which is why I wanted to leave the crack-up smile at the end in ;)

[Niobesnuppa]

Awesome. xD

[pipthekitsune]

@Niobesnuppa

Thank you!

[porkwilliam]

Taken down yesterday by Gloria Tesch, back up today!

/watch?v=uwfgM4rkYn4

[pipthekitsune]

@JMtheCONQUERER Gloria wouldn't need a therapist if her parents had been sensible from the beginning and found her a proper editor with the guts to tell her straight what she needs to fix and how to fix it. With all this egomania and ass-kissing that has been going on however the poor girl will probably need some serious help in the future to cure her delusions of grandeur.

[HumpsBlowdoll]

Gloria had a temper-tantrum and got Daddy to get her lawyers to have the video removed, but the Maradonia book trailer video is now back.

watch?v=v-JQaphmYgI

[BlueStrikeP]

the parrot screeching in the background is the real star

[pipthekitsune]

@BlueStrikeP Yeah I know, haha. Buzz insists on chiming in on all my videos; he's such a little attention seeker! Not that I mind, because he's just too cute :3

[pipthekitsune]

@ClydeCash2011

But for how long? :P

[narkroshi88]

Wait are you being serious?

[pipthekitsune]

@narkroshi88

Why don't you watch Chris Crocker defend Britney Spears (also on YouTube)? This may answer your question. (the answer is no, by the way, but Chris Crocker WAS actually being serious...)

[narkroshi88]

@pipthekitsune Woops, that was stupid. I should have checked into this before posting. Nice acting BTW.

[pipthekitsune]

@narkroshi88 Thanks, hope you enjoyed :)

[TheSpeedy149]

*applause*

[pipthekitsune]

@TheSpeedy149

*bows*

[CinnabonChan]

THIS IS A SHAME, AND NOT A GAME!!!!!!!!

[pipthekitsune]

@CinnabonChan

"Did our servants prepare the unicorns for the trip?"

[CinnabonChan]

@pipthekitsune "We love the Salsa Dance."

[pipthekitsune]

@ClydeCash2011

Woah, I see... Don't know if I'm cruel enough to do this however :P

[tidliddle1]

lol, i love your video!

[pipthekitsune]

@tidliddle1

Thanks!

[pipthekitsune]

@ClydeCash2011

Nice... >:P I'd love to take up the offer but I'm far too poor. Also, in another country, which doesn't help with mobile fees... hahahaha.

[PorSiempre333]

You are my hero!!

[pipthekitsune]

@PorSiempre333

Aww *blush* Thank you!

[lovemeordie83]

Ohohohoho, everyone, I would like to draw your attention to the one, single, solitary dislike on this video.

I wonder who THAT could be, guys?

[pipthekitsune]

@lovemeordie83

B-but, but... I'm Gloria's number one fan! Boohoo!

[lovemeordie83]

Chris Crocker reference is WIN. :D

[pipthekitsune]

@lovemeordie83

Why thank you, although I can't claim the idea as my own. It was actually a YouTuber by the name of 'Alexandar' who commented on Swankivy's vid saying it'd be a good idea, only they didn't have a webcam to do it. Seeing as I did... :P

[pipthekitsune]

@Totemsymbol

XD

[CinnabonChan]

Joey tortures and murders sentinent wildlife for shits and giggles, and Maya's spine is like a napkin left out in the rain. 

[pipthekitsune]

@CinnabonChan

"Why have we been brought into this TOTALLY DIFFERENT WORLD?" where for some reason unicorns - which have been described as free-thinking and just as intelligent as humans - are ridden (and kneed in the side!) by Maya and Joey with no compunction?

[CinnabonChan]

@pipthekitsune And let's not forget, Joey burns a forest into oblivion while trying to incinerate some ravens out of spite, and this is praised as "character building" and "growing up" and "Joey is deep and speshul"

[FantasmaLuna]

*applause* And the Academy Award goes to...

[pipthekitsune]

@FantasmaLuna

*bows* I'd like to thank my Mum and Dad, my parrot, my boyfriend; and most importantly, Miss Gloria Tesch herself who makes all the lulz possible.

[paladindragoongirl18]

This is hilarious. XD

[pipthekitsune]

@paladindragoongirl18

Cheers!

[notfuckingavailable]

Gloria probably has a narcissistic personality disorder

You're a pretty good actor by the way, If I didn't knew Chris Crocker I would have thought you're just badshit insane

[pipthekitsune]

@notfuckingavailable

Gloria's massive ego - whether due to a disorder or not - is not at all helped by her parents, who keep insisting on throwing money at her. Also, thank you! I was hoping people would still remember LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! because it was I suppose a really long time ago in the timeline of the internet.

[nicolebmoviesFTW]

Hey, you're Australian! Awesome! <3 You're a really good fake-crier. XD

[pipthekitsune]

@nicolebmoviesFTW

Haha yes, born and bred. Thanks! 

[nicolebmoviesFTW]

@pipthekitsune NP. Australia's awesome, right? <3

[pipthekitsune]

@nicolebmoviesFTW

Yep, definitely :3

[vulcangrl13]

I love you for this. <3

[pipthekitsune]

@vulcangrl13

Thanks so much! :)

[eartianwerewolf]

Not a bad actress ;O.

[pipthekitsune]

@eartianwerewolf

It wasn't too hammy for you? Haha... 

[eartianwerewolf]

@pipthekitsune I LIKE HAMMY 8O

[eartianwerewolf]

@eartianwerewolf especially with cheesy mixed in XD

[pipthekitsune]

@eartianwerewolf

In that case, awesome! :D

[SassiTheKitty]

This just made my day :-)

[pipthekitsune]

@SassiTheKitty

Awesome thanks :)

[SassiTheKitty]

@pipthekitsune you're welcome, I couldn't pull this off, I'd probably be laughing my head off every time

[pipthekitsune]

@SassiTheKitty

Hehe, I definitely came close a few times during it but managed to stave it off until the end :P

[swankivy]

This is the best thing ever.

[SassiTheKitty]

@swankivy amen to that, my friend

[pipthekitsune]

@swankivy

Thank you! :D

[AIexandar]

omg, i'm totally going to make my rich parents sue you for stealing my idea

[pipthekitsune]

@AIexandar Oh noes! (I hope a hundred bucks will suffice, because I am but a poor ex-uni-student looking for a full time job)

[BananaFurutani]

Love it. :)

[pipthekitsune]

@BananaFurutani

Thanks :)