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  • When I go on base, It disgusts me to see a confederate battle flag on some peoples cars. Do they not realize that that is an enemy combatants flag? That is like flying the Taliban flag!

    That is why I dislike redrecks...and love this video that makes fun of them

  • Funny. It's amazing how many cleanup jobs corncobs can be used for. I haven't tried them in the bathroom yet, but I know corn cobs could help in that nasty gulf oil spill cleanup effort, as can be seen on a video posted on my youtube channel, demonstrating Adria Brown's Golden Retriever patented oil and chemical spill cleanup technology using entire dried corn cobs.

    Dr Claude Windenberger

  • The book "A Confederacy of Dunces" there is a cop who gets the worst assignments because he keeps making mistakes. One of the assignments is staying in a restroom stall waiting to arrest someone.

  • These guys deserve more respect than Bill O`Reilly. At least these two are honest about their bigotry!

    LOL

  • "...oh hell, we didn't have gay people back then."

    LWOL

  • What's the tylenol sinus in the front for?

    is that typical redneck?

  • probley to make meth with....

  • You are aware that this is satirical... right?

  • It's not just in the South. There is something in people's psychology that they need a scapegoat, it's pathological. There is a good psychology book by Szaz(I think) on this subject.

  • Yea its called nobody wants to take responsibility for their own shit.

  • Truly, if everybody was truly growing and maturing their whole life we wouldn't have these kinds of things, wars and hatred.

  • Wars have been going on since the first humans picked up a stick. Its believed early modern humans killed Neanderthals. So that will never end.

  • BATHROOM PATROL! HAHAHAHAHA

  • I remember this was the first Red State Update I saw.

  • I love the way Jackie cringes whenever Dunlap goes into extreme detail.

  • Can you hook us up with good ole Tea Room Trade Larry Craig???

    We want to offer him a spot in Michael Jackson's new Touch Pee Pee CD

    He ain't answerin' our calls.

  • STFU you damn stereotypin' liberal!

    Redneck is NOT the same thing as racist!

  • not satire? not stereotype? hmm? jdars551 is using his imagination: where's a nazi-flag? where's nascar? no crucifix?

    i agree redneck is not racist...but some are. ever heard of reductio ad absurdium? Or would you eat babies with these two and drink their beer?

  • Yeah, you damn liberals (I wonder if those right-wingers who always scream "liberal" actually know what it means? Liberals are the people that forced the South to live up the American ideals outlined in the Constitution. Redneck=dumbass, but not necessarily racist. (Though they are the ones that join the KKK and hate gays and smart people and that murdered those four littl eblack girls at church in 1963.

  • That gay GOP closet remind me of those clown cars in the circus - you open the door and 50 guys spill out .

  • "Oh hell, we didn't have gay people back then" LOL

  • AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAAAAHAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAa

  • LMFAOOOOOO!!!

  • hilarious...renegade cop pullin stall duty.

  • i like that bearded guy with the overalls, he's hilarious.

  • Greetings from Idaho. As nasty and funny and naughty as this is ... The people of Idaho are doing nothing to stop the Senator from retaining his SEAT.

    Even as the bathroom stall in Minneapolis has become an international tourist spot.

    Lord love us! Funny for most, but it is a tragedy for America that this old pervert is still a law-maker in the United States Senate.

  • "Oh Hell, we didn't have gay people back then!!!"

    HILARIOUS!

  • Guys, don't mix alcohol with tylenol. Funny stuff.

  • This is the funniest video I have seen in awhile. You must admit, there is something endearing about Rednecks.

    These guys are Redneck Posterboys. This is great....

  • Hysterical - well done guys

  • you guys are probably gay

  • "Oh hell, we didn't have gay people back then." Just about fell out of my seat laughing. ^.^ Keep it up, guys.

  • republican, over the top christian who's got to go to a bathroom to get his jollies?

    you gotta admit, he was in the most northern southern state in the nation when he did it.

  • "we didn't have gay people back then"....

    priceless.

  • bluciano - Do you enjoy Larold Craig?

  • "we didn't have gay people back then"....

    priceless.

  • very, very funny!

  • just to clarify before another idiot replies straight sex and gay sex is wrong when there are children involved and when it is non consensual such as rape and all people who judge me based on what I do with another consenting adult in my own bedroom will burn in hell (though shalt not judge). See you all there!!!

     population:9,359,714,386 and counting

  • the simple fact of the matter is sex is a discusting act that should only be done with consenting adults. if straight sex was holy and gay sex was the devil than why do we hide it from the children. We hide it from the children because it is discusting no matter how you get off. breeders you are not better than faggots for the sex that you have so we can all go back to judging people on what we do outside the bedroom

  • What's with the derogatory terms?

  • That cop is kinda cute... I had to touch myself

  • I love these guys

  • LOL... just think of the poor bastard cop who has to sit in that bathroom all day.

  • HE" WAS IN GAY MINNEAPOLIS GO FIGURE

  • This senator has probably sucked a dick in every airport in the country

  • o' but you also forgotten to say that there are my republicans that are getting caught. and i think that are many more of those hipocrates. that say that they are conservatives. and they are braking every ten commandments. they are fucking, currupted, faggots , racist , and liers !!!! i really think that Rush,Oreilly , Delay are going to be the next in line. to be caught having gay sex. Those conservative bitches !!!!

  • It's hypocrite, not hipocrate. The dems are the party that supports and promotes gay sex. So why don't they support a republican that is gay? Answer: YOU and they are hypocrites.

    Are you saying the democratic governor of New Jersey did not get "caught"? So getting caught at it makes someone more of a fag than if you openly admit it?

    Gay sex is wrong and there are sick bastards in both parties.

  • Support gay sex? There's no need since it's not illegal in any way shape or form. It's a free country, craig was arrested because he was trying to do it in public >.>

  • What are you talking about? No one said it was illegal. It's a moral issue.

  • I was replying to a post a couple pages back and for some reason it posted it here >.>

  • on the other hand it is kind of stupid to consider it a moral issue. If people want to have gay sex that's their choice whether or not you think it's reprehensible. Forcing your own morals is not only stupid, its just plain wrong >.>

  • It has everything to do with morality. And if people do not believe or engage in gay sex, that is THEIR choice, whether you agree or disagree. If you "truly" believe that forcing your own morals is stupid and wrong, then you must agree that gay pride marches are stupid and wrong?

  • Of course it's their choice. But what's the point of calling it an issue of any kind if it comes down to personal choice? If people don't believe in something they can go ahead and do that, but going out of their way to condemn others for doing it based on values that they don't share isn't right. Gay pride marches on the other hand are a form of peaceful assembly and protected by the constitution.

  • Homosexuality is definately not a moral issue. Whether in the form of status or sex, there is nothing per se about it that implies malfunction or dysfunction in any manner, shape, or form. Those who claim it's immoral have the burden of explaining how it manifests itself, and every attempt I have seen has tripped over stereotypes and myths. As for your claim that gays impose their morals, "force" is a choice of words used to manipulate how overt gays are perceived.

  • All a person has to do is simply admit that he has homosexual desires, and he's maligned, taunted, and harassed as if he were the most salacious libertine. It's curious that homosexuality was never a moral issue until Christianity came along. So much knowledge about homosexuality has accumulated over the last 100 years that people are beginning to realize that the real problem is homophobia. You didn't create homophobia; you are a victim of it.

  • oneslickjackrabbit you are so right and god bless you and . and long live the democrates !!!! OBAMA ' 08

  • Two more gay Republicans.

  • and why wouldn't they be gay democrats like you?

  • because its always the republicans basters that are getten caught with someone's dick up there fuck ass. Don't tell me that you are a red state colon cowboy too rifleman522 ????

  • hmmm...but it's always the democrats who SUPPORT someone's dick up there ass. I see you have failed to mention democrat fags such as Barney Frank and the ex New Jersey governor. Guess it's not a moral issue anymore when its a fag Dem.

  • A dick up a pussy is disgusting from my point of view and it is equally moral, unless you really are stupid enough to believe that Jesus is up there giving the thumbs up saying "yeah you give it to her good and you will go to heaven." If sex is such a holy thing when it is in a marriage then the next thing people like you are going to say is that it is ok to let the children watch, infact do like the puritans did and have your children in the bed with you when you are screwing her brains out.

  • Oh but a dick up a shitty hairy ass is not disgusting to you. That's the only way you sick bastards can justify yourself is by claiming gay sex is equally moral to hetero-sex. Amazing.

  • what is amazing is the claim that any sex is holy and santified

  • if straight sex is so moral then why don't you invite your children to sleep in the same bed while you have straight sex like the puritans did

  • I can't understand anyone saying that. You are the sick person, kids in bed with you? That's insane!

  • that is what the puritans did, you know the ultra religios people that helped found this great country. you would have to read something more advanced than an elementry history book to find that one out though

  • "a dick up a pussy is disgusting from my point of view" Okay so, if everyone did it your way and guys just gave it to each other in the cornhole do you know what would happen? THE FUCKING POPULATION OF THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD WOULD DIE OFF! If you want to ram your dick up someone's butt I don't care, but don't try to justify it. If you KNEW it was right you wouldn't have to.

  • do you know how to read. I mean that is nowhere close to what I said. you have your sex and I will have mine and you are not better for the sex that you have

  • Yeah, I DO know how to read you butt loving faggot. Don't try to get smart with me. You probably don't even know what you are typing because the aids has creeped all the way from your dick and asshole all the way up to your god damn brain and fried the motherfucker. Now stop spewing your gay shit on here you bitch.

  • you pussy loving breeder the moment that I get smart with you is the moment it goes over your head. That is not a pimple between your shoulders it is your head and in it is a brain that God gave you so use it. you are not better than me because of the sex that you have and aids is not a gay disease.

  • No, your right. You probably got it from a toilet seat. Oh and if you looked at your brain through an electron microscope, it would look like a pea rolling down a four lane highway.

  • "I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN".....bill clinton 1998.

    "I'M NOT GAY" ....Larry Craig 2007

  • and he lies about it. well at lease the dems are not hipocrates that lies , and are racist bitches , and gay who fucks up all the time when there in office.... Fuck the conservatives !!!!!

  • apparently senator craig is not going to resign after all. i think i will urge him to run for re-election. his campaign song could be the clash's "should i stay or should i go"

  • I LOVE U GUYS!!!!!!!!!!

  • Well, aren't you creative.

  • Senator Dicksucker.

  • no.more like COCKSUCKER!!!!!

  • ...you didn't have no bathrooms? We didn't have no running water back then....

    Where did gay people have sex? Hell, we didn't have gay people back then

  • "...I just go down to the bar wait for the first woman to fall off the stool and tell her her hair looks nice." LOL!!!

  • "You feel Lucky?" Well,do you,Sweetie?

  • LOL at 1:40 "When I wanna get some I just go down to the bar wait for the first woman to fall of a stool and tell her he hair looks nice" LOL!!!!!! YOU GUYS ARE HILLARIOUS!

  • BATHROOM PATROLLLLL!!!

  • Hilarious!!!

  • Nice to see somewhere someone is questioning the blatent use here of 'argent provocateur' by the police. Thanks.

  • i don't get redneck humor

  • Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, Pol Pot <- Leftism carried to its logical conclusion.

  • Pol Pot and of course especially Hitler are seen by as extreme rightwing and conservative, yet, swastikas are part of the Neo cons, rednecks, kkk folklore.

    Hitler is the DEFINIITION rightwing fascism.

  • How do you figure?

  • republican are such hypocrites and that would not be worst part, its the damn stealing of my taxmoney to go fight a war killing half a million people I never had no beef with (it's like the whole population of Boise!!) and then lie about it. Reps have discovered that if you shout "it wasn't me" hard and long enough, some redneck sheep will always discover a Democratic plot "to tarnish our boys with unAmericanism"

  • odd how all republicans are either gay, divorced, former (and current) drug users, bribe takers, have out-of-control children, etc...

    this self-loathing is bad for our country

  • dude, its not ODD, it just goes to show you that most republicans are oppressed tight asses. With all that oppression going on, something is bound to snap. Democrats are much more relaxed, you know smoke a joint now and to wind ya down. Reps are such hypocrites!!

  • Too, too funny. Even gay people will laugh at this one. rolf ... robertplattbell, you have a keen ear.

  • ROFL "oh hell we didn't have gay people back then"

  • I Hate republicans, Fuck Idah !!!! that shows you how lame they are if those IdHO's dumb fucks keep voting for a republican. what is wrong with those people in Idah are they blind and stupid to the facts about those republican fuckups !!!

  • those two look like red state colon cowboys themself. i think that the both are on the downlow !!!!

  • I'm so proud to be an Idahodian!!!!

  • a oh !!!

  • Idaho has gone from red state to pink state....

  • I think these two guys put out some of the best videos on YouTube. Keep'um comin', fellers.

  • rofl

  • At Craig's Press Conference, at a railroad station no less, he started out by saying "I'd like thank you all for COMING OUT today..." and then went on to thank the Governor of Idaho for "Standing Behind Me". No kidding.

  • he was also continually referring to and thanking his "staff"

  • KARMA STRIKES!!!!

  • Senator Craig is heard on tape telling the arresting officer that the reason the cop saw his hand appear beneath the stall divider in the men's room was he was picking up some paper from the floor. Who picks up paper from the floor of a public toilet in an airport? Apparently at least one United States senator does. This whole thing is beyond disgusting. It's time for you to go away and spare us all the embarrassment of watching you trying to explain away the unexplainable.

  • Led - How is Barney Frank doing these days?  Gerry Studds? Hmmmmm? :)

  • barney has been reelected many times. Studds is dead. (and both those incidents were DECADES ago)

  • Hey, how is Mark Foley and Ted Haggard doing these days?

  • Craig is obviously a liar...Notice he said he's "not gay" a million times, but he didn't say he isn't bi-sexual...Hmm.

  • we didn't have gays

  • Where's "Spud"?

    Larry Craig  1-da-ho

    From Idaho

  • Larry Craig I-Da-ho

  • LOVE YOUR VID 2000 Stars

    "CORNFLAKES IN A CAN".."Thats Breakfast"I Don't Drink' So "Git Er DOne"

  • Senator Craig, you may have convinced your wife and children you were not trolling for dick in the men's restroom, however, you can not fool me. The undercover officer saw you make gestures making your desire for homo-faggot-sex crystal clear. You can try and buy your way out of this, but we all know you are a bone-smoker. This lastest episode is not a mere coincedence.

  • GIT ER DONE!

  • Oh man, this one was fantastic. I live in East TN, I swear to God this wouldn't be too far fetched from people I've met/seen/heard in places like Sneedville. Great work guys. I'm subscribed.

  • Why would anyone watch MSNBC? Is it for the fiction?

  • Sure. Just like every other legal media, just different propaganda.

  • aclusux - "Why would anyone watch MSNBC? Is it for the fiction?"

    I think it's so they can watch Obie have sexual fantasies about Bill O'Reilly.

    Obie, GET OVER IT! Bill isn't a flaming homosexual like you, so he's not interested. Time to do what your "god" George Soros says to do and "MOVE ON". :)

  • Time to face facts, Libs. The Dim Congress has a 9% approval rating, and Hillary "That Bitch" Clinton has the nomination locked.

    This is all good news for America. The Republicans will win the White House again in 2008 and retake Congress. Deal with it, Libs. :)

  • Liberal... Conservative, doesn't matter.

    Want GOP votes, just say how much you love Jesus. If you do that, the Bible Beaters are too dumb not to vote for you.

    DEM votes, go on about global warming or gay marriage and... you're elected.

    If you want to appeal to both...you're fucked. People aren't that smart. Independant thought has almost been erradicated, either by Jesus and the creationist assholes or the Al Gore and and all that shit.

  • It's Bob & Doug, only redneck.

    ROTFLOL

  • JEEEZ,,Lighten up, FRANCIS!

  • Now the cocksucker from Idaho is going to try and save face by buying some very high profile lawyers who will try and have his guilty verdict over turned. He had 77 days to think about that plea, and now he says he was too stressed out and made a mistake with his guilty plea. I'm not buying it for a second. No amount of money can erase the fact that Craig is a dick sucker.

  • Republican Senator Larry Craig's Smash Hit Single

    "I'M NOT GAY"

    On my channel

  • Huh? What brought that on dude? Your dewrag too tight boy?

  • As someone who used to live in Paris, Tn and Tn is my adoptive state..you guys are just too hilarious! :D Love it..love it..love it!! Great job!

  • "we didn't have gay people back then"...

    hahaha, this is probably the funniest red state update I've ever watched

  • lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • You make some very good points and you are funny too!! Check out my "Larry Craig Rap" video. Keep up the good work!!

  • I find it very strange that the republican party stood for family values and morals. Let's see. 4 high profile gay and pedifiles cases against them. Neo-con gay agenda. What happened to my party? I feel responsible, I voted for Bush two times! Call me stuuuupid. LOL

  • consider this: many of your party's canidates (as well as mine) are from an older generation. And hell, they didn't have any gay people 'round when they were growing up. Heck, it's just a trend that sprouted up with the emergence of bathrooms LOL

  • You are STUUUPID!

    How's that? No thanks required.

  • RED STATE FOREVER.

  • I know it's kinda old, but check this out:

    usaelectionpolls . com/2008/articles/ames-straw-p­oll-results . html

  • I gotta remember to wait for the first one to fall off her bar stool and then tell her that her hair looks nice. LOL

  • Funny stuff!

    ...I wonder how many republicans are dumb enough to think these guys are for real. Now THAT would be funny - republicans writing in: "Guys! I love your show!" Lol....

  • "we didn't have gay people back then" hahahahah

  • Sears catalog, OMG, Thats funny, My Mom said back in the day herself, brothers and sisters would use the Sears catalog to wipe their ass's, lol, that's funny...great vid!

  • Do you Libs really think that America will elect a rabid feminazi like Hillary Clinton to the Presidency?

    Keep dreaming!

    I'll have to admit that I want Hillary to get the nomination. It's one way to ensure that the Republicans win the White House again in 2008 and take back Congress. :)

  • Its hard to imagine that 50 million Americans can be so dumb as to vote for the Republicans a THIRD time!! TWICE was bad enough! If that happens again I will lose all hope in what America once stood for!

  • cool, and makes some good points... thanks guys

  • Check out the new Red State Update wikipedia page. This video is mentioned on there.

  • Help me get 10 miliion channel views by clicking on my username thank you!

  • These guys should have their own tv show. lol

  • It looks to me as if the Republicans are going to need more Log Cabins!

  • The last line was ingenious. LOL.

  • Now the cocksucker from Idaho is going to try and save face by buying some very high profile lawyers who will try and have his guilty verdict over turned. He had 77 days to think about that plea, and now he says he was too stressed out and made a mistake with his guilty plea. I'm not buying it for a second. No amount of money can erase the fact that Craig is a dick sucker.

  • except Lou Dobbs, he's the only one who reports on the NAU, and a couple other issues.

  • Hahaaa!!!!

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  • I love you guys! You are soooo funny. LOL'd through this one. 5 starts.

  • Time to face facts, Libs. The Dim Congress has a 9% approval rating, and Hillary "Bitch" Clinton has the nomination locked.

    This is all good news for America. The Republicans will win the White House again in 2008 and retake Congress. Deal with it, Libs. :)

  • Hillary will win the nomination AND she will also win the White House. Even Repuliturds won't elect any of the pathetic Repub candidates. Moron Bush (worst president ever) has ensured no Repub will occupy the White House for at least the next 20 years.

  • Maby the COP was lyeing !! Sounds fishy to me.

  • These guys are good, especially the character on the left!

  • Aside from all that....these guys have a major handle on the "English" language!! Rapid-fire, vernacular all the way and funny as....Ray Stevens (hey, what IS the connection amongst those guys?)...funny as the squirrel in the church on a rampage. Do you suppose people are watching that in Sierra Leone or Thailand? What will they make of it? I just see it as brilliant comedy.

  • you really think this is a good representation of Dumbfukistan to you?

  • GOP--Grand Old Perverts!!!

  • Democratic Voters = rednecks, poor blacks, and feminazis

  • When did democrats get the redneck vote?And more women vote for Republicans.

  • wow glad to see someone simplify it for me. i'm not a redneck, poor black or feminazi so i guess i can't vote democratic this year. damn.

  • hey, don't forget intelligent people! don't vote so there's less education, and more stupid people, so the republicans can stay in office!

  • great job man.. hehehehe

    just watched his announcement, It start by his family stand around his and how great he serve for idaho... well probably it correct.. not doubted his capacity as been elected sevral time..

    Well but gay issue is different chapter.. hahahaha so funny... you cannot blend whether serve and my behavior LOL

  • LOL...as much as I can't stand rednecks and think that Bush is the lowest form of life...this is some funny shit right here.

  • Congratulations! A part of this video was just broadcast on CNN news (9/1 @noon).

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  • 'Rest stop queens' - That's some funny stuff!

  • Well, well, well... It's one thing to not like or disagree w/ something or someone. It's something else altogether to actively work against a group that is not harming you. Hypocrisy usually follows. Someone rescue the GOP from hypocritical religiousity. I guess 'Defense of Marriage Act' was supposed to defend Craig's marriage from the other gays. I sympathize w/ anyone is a bad way... except when they're holier-than-thou, judgemental hypocrites. That's cause for champagne!

  • The Democrats just stuck to their old "the bigger the government the better" mentality. Also, anti-American extremists infected the Democratic Party after the 1960s. These were primarily old hippies, potheads, and anti-war nuts who decided that they could do more damage to America by capturing the Democratic Party. Consequently, the Dems became more extremist.

  • I wish we didn't have gay people today eather!