Dark Crusade - Necron Stronghold Defeat

[NoiseMarines]

"My lord! The living ha-" "WHAT THE FU- BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAH­HHHH AHAHAHAHAHA! AHOOHAHAHAHAH!"

[Damocles178]

It's funny when fighting the Necrons in Dawn Of War I remarked their basic warriors were pretty damn good in assault; granted they are no push over in the 40k table top game either but are slow and cumbersome leaving them pretty vulnerable to tough close combat troops due to striking last during an initial assault. Though what's up with no Pariahs in the new Necron Codex!? I like the new units but no Pariahs just makes it feel incomplete especially when we're so used to them in Dawn of war etc

[Dialgausingchillrend]

Eliphas: Such a pretty view of the catacombs!

Chaos marine: My lord the bombs about to blow!

Eliphas: oh yeah....RRRRRUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!­!!!!!

[RedSquareStudios514]

at 0:27 he shold have said-

Aw man, that's not good!

[thecommenter345]

maybe if they spoke faster...

[ChaosMugetsu]

man who knew that a metal bawks would be more destructive than it is protective XD

[asparuh13]

@ChaosMugetsu xD nice one

[Runtherd]

poor voice acting:

the living have... [MASSIVE PAUSE] ...explosion

[FailSnake]

0:33 I'm sure that at this very moment,somewhere deep in the warp ,Tzeentch is making a Trollface.

[Unknown11174]

NECRON HAS JUST GOT THE METAL BOX!!!

CHAOS DELIVERS!!!

[DoIt1993]

What Matt Ward did to the Necrons with their new codex...

[ZeroDarkOmega]

Sir they have set us up a Bomb lollolololololol

[0r3k]

0:37 Insert Goofy Holler here.

[BaronVonKenny]

MY LOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!!!!!!!!!

[operationkilled]

I Swear, You plant One Bomb then A HUNDRED EXPLOSION SUDDENLY APPEAR... Overpower? Yes, For the Necron thou.

[commissarmanul]

Nightbringer is not amused

[SirSpamalot49]

I remember doing this with space marines, my commander had an epic battle with the nightbringer

[BattalionStrike]

"Well, let's go kill the LIVING!!!" Turns around. "Holy Crap....."BOOM!

[rageagaintstheNWO]

so why didn't they phase out?

[Specterish]

0:51 "Well... fuck"

[ilovehotbeaaches]

damn

[K0ragg]

thats what u get when u mess with the kings!

[Vladswell]

Oh my God JC, a bomb!

[TheRealRealFlippy]

@Vladswell A bomb!

[Gamberbro237]

Ahh the necrons, destroyed by the one thing they lacked... a shovel

[Masternecron247]

MY LOORRDDD WHAT KIND OF FFUUUCKKING PRANNNK IS THISSS?!

[HeavyMechNS]

MY LORDDDD..... SOME ONE SET US UP the BOMB

[ElmerAwesome]

Funny dawn of war has ALWAYS sucked at interruption. Here the pariah could have easily finished his sentence bevore the bomb had gone out.

Funnily I watched this retribution vid earlier; were there are stil huge gaps in interruptions (the inquisitor interrupts the captain). How hard can it be?

[TinW4tch]

@ElmerAwesome maybe its the programmings fault?

[ElmerAwesome]

@TinW4tch In any case; it is a problem that could have been fixed since dow1, but is still around now in retribution years and years later.

[KonElFan]

Can the other Necrons actually talk? Or is it just that one guy?

[ashenwillice]

@KonElFan only that guy can talk

[Thechangerofways]

I can imagine this

Pariah: "My lord the living are trying to install windows vista"

"lord" why is that bad?"

Pariah: "We will lose windows 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

lord: "And?"

Pariah: "Vista will downgrade us to the use of a windows 94 or worse...a mac

lord: "................FFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU....

[Zapinc9]

WHAT THE FU-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­M!!!!

[thedarklordx]

and thusly the chaos leader earned the title of the death killa

[theguywhoannoysme]

I think something goes wrong with the Necron Lord Ressurrection attempt. His team doesn't have a high enough Squad Cap to support all of them getting back up...

I like the Ork Bomb better.

[thesparkkrazy]

i love how this thing could be viewed as a high school prank just by the way the word bearers planted the bomb then ran away all gigity. Then the necrons are like awww shit

[UnrealPerson]

OH MY C'TAN, LORD, A BOMB!

[TheVoiceOfReason93]

Pariah: "Stupid f***ing Chaos! Once the Necron warmachine gets going I'm going to hang a few of their skulls in my bed - "

[Sees bomb]

" ... oh fuck"

[EPIC EXPLOSION]

Nightbringer: "Damn, Insurance is never going to cover for this mess"

[Nightbringer consumed by explosion]

[xxlCortez]

This is when the pariah lost his unexisting morale:D

"My lord! What is this ticking thing? It make so much nois...

[PeeingMyOwnBlood]

Pariah needs to cut down on the cigarettes...

[Khurze]

That looked like tau explosions if you ask me...

[chaossorcerervetis]

*tick, tick, tick*

Pariah: What the hell is that?

*tick, tick, tick*

Pariah: Oh it's a bomb...........wait a bomb....... Oh shit *Big ass Explosion#

Night Bringer: BULL SHIT *rocks crush him*

[Wheelofrally]

OH MY GOD MY LORD A BOMB

[MrFuc100]

Chaos space marines: we have purge this world of the Necrons!

Nightbringer: Oh no you didn't! :(

[InquisitorDracomual]

WITNESS THE POWER OF CHAOS MOTHERFUCKERS

[FearMyLvl]

WHAT TH FU- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. THAT'S BETTER.

[westChich]

*Chaos Marines WINS*

[SlientChaos]

Wow, not to be disrespectful to you since you guys are cool and all but you Necrons are REALLY bad at finishing sentances are you? =P

[apex403]

Nightbringer rolls his invul save... and passes!

[sanninjiraiya]

am i the only one that finds it weird the paraiah is ordering the necron lord to bring them back? shouldnt it be the other way around?

[Remy21C]

Pariah: My Lord... The Living Have....

Necron Lord: WHAT THE FUCK ?!

Chaos Bomb: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dman19851996]

SOME ONE SET UP US THE BOMB.

[TheVoiceOfReason93]

"My lord, the living have..."

[Necrons are pwned in ensuring explosions]

[RagatagPictures]

What is that mysterious ticking noise?

[Donciu89]

Pariah: Myyy Loorrdd , the liiviiinnnng haaaveee...

Crazy Ivan from Red Alert 2: I lost a bomb , do you have it?

[ShasOKaiis]

Little did the marines know the necrons succeeded their We will be back rolls

[ValkyrieCaine]

Phariah guy: Myyyyyyyy Looooorrrddddddddddd the livvviiiiiiinnng haaaaaavvvve....."

(kaboom death destruction ect)

Necron Lord: O look a bomb would have been enough

[LordCommissairElric]

The C'tan are happy as long as blood is shed.

[GeneralSturnn]

"Bring them back my lord! the living are escaping!"

Necron Lord:"and will you just Shut the Fuck up already?!?!"

[Karskin009]

Eliphas had the last laugh when he retreated, LOL

[TheEMPEROR800]

0:37

Pariah : I belive I can flyyy !!!!

XD

[TheVoiceOfReason93]

@TheEMPEROR800

**Splat**

[sirHaTeorTaufiQ]

@herogamez12 yep

[bluemoon692]

0:37 Pariah got Owned.

[stickmasterwill]

Oh mai gawd a bomb!

NEcron lord: i know i saw it a while ago

But my lord, its a bomb

Lord: good point.. we're screwed

[TheXenomorph1]

Myyy loooorrrrrrddd!!!! The liiiviinnng haavveee -- (gets thrown by the bomb's explosion)

[herogamez12]

is that pariah?0:27

[WillDoublebicek]

Chos = living ? :D

[canadaislive]

@WillDoublebicek living:ekldar okz chaos spehs maheens imserial gards tau and tyranids

[NephyrisX]

"My lord, the living have-"

"Set us up the bomb, I know. Wait..."

BOOOMM

[serioushamster]

'And after mounting the severed head of the necron lord on his'pointy stick' Gorgutz assumed the name of SKULL FUCKA"

[IxXxillo0sionsxXxI]

chaos ARE SHIIIT

[DreamingAboutDragons]

So, kids, say no to nuclear weapons.

[Emidretrauqe]

Necrons > Chaos

This means nothing.

[NicholasGeschke]

FUCK you Necron boys.

[ThunterFP]

my lloooorrd the living havz set up us the bomb

[DoctorEviloply]

necrons were owned

[RobinJanssenBelgium]

Maby the should invent astma inhalers bevore trying to make another invasion

[TheBeeBeee]

ITS A TRAP

[dineablade]

my lord the living have just fuck us all

[Podjtnk]

@dineablade xD

[NoiseMarines]

My looord, the living have... WHAT THE FU- BLOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

[Kevinyock]

The Necrons when they saw a exposion they whould say What the Fuck was that?

[aelita12345678910]

hi billy mays here with another awesome product its called kaboom it will make enemies disappear from the face of earth. and i quarante it

[dacoolguy1000]

@aelita12345678910 haha

[midgerm]

the necrons WILL BE BACK

[caos1925]

but i think that won't stop the necrons forever eventually they'll wake up again and dig their way out

[Rorschach1030]

Man playing this on Imperial Guard was almost impossible.

[Rocketfist15]

@Rorschach1030 dude IG can overwhelm anything....unless you send them in the wrong direction which you would suck at commanding

[canadaislive]

@Rocketfisst15 THOSE PESKY HUMIES TOUGHT TEY CULD OVERWHELM US! .OKZ ARE BIGGEST! OKZ ARE MEANEST!

[Rocketfist15]

@canadaislive Don't count on it Alien...Mess with the best and you'll die like the rest...

[canadaislive]

@Rocketfist15 YOU WILL BE CROOSHED UDNER OUR WARTRAKS OUR SGUIGGOTHS WILL STOMP AND CHOMP YOUT TO BITS

[Rocketfist15]

@canadaislive For every one of us who falls, 10 MORE will take their place, and the first thing you'll see is the Barrels of Hell in your face! FOR THE EMPORER!!

[ultraboy222]

@canadaislive Your race will be purified or you shall be wiped of this planet xeno.

Brother-Captain Ultraboy

[canadaislive]

@ultraboy222 NO! WE'Z OKZ AND WE'Z GONNA WIN!

[ultraboy222]

@canadaislive Very Well.Orbital Control,lock onto the beacon i have placed.Full power!

Brother-Captain Ultraboy

[canadaislive]

@ultraboy222 WE'Z NOT AFRAID FO YOUR BIG TOY DEM CHAOS BOYZ AND DEM NECRON BOYZ WERE WEAK!. ME AND MY BOYZ ARE THE BIGGEST AAND STONGEST ARMY ALIVE! THIS IS WAAAAAGH!|!!!

[ultraboy222]

@canadaislive Your waaagh*cough* what do you call it? Nevermind,it is just a futile barbarian offense that shall be eradicated from kronus.

Brother-Captain Ultraboy

[canadaislive]

@ultraboy222 YOU HUMIE IS FUNNY I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK MAYBE YOU CULD PROVE USEFULL FOR ME BOYZ WE'Z GOT SQUIGGOTHS WE'Z GOT BIG WARBOS WE'Z GOT A WAAAAGH!!!! SO YOU HUMIES WANT TO FIGHT US OR NOT WE'Z NOT SCARED WE'Z WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS AND CRUSH YEH SKULLZ OR WE WONT FOR ME POINTY STIK YOU HUMIES THINK YOU CAN FREE THIS PLANET ITS THATW E TOOK CARE OF DEM NECRON BOYZ AND DEM CHAOS BOYZ WE'Z BEEN FIGHTN DEM SPACE MARIEN BOYZ FOR MINUTES AND THEY ARE LOSING! WHAH! WELCOME TO THE WAAAGH

[canadaislive]

@ultraboy222 DEM SPACE MARIENS LOST TO OUR MIGHT SUCH AS THE TAU BOYZ THE ELDAR BOYZ ARE YOURS SEE IT AS AN "POLITE" GIFT WE'Z WON'T FIGHT YOU YET WE'Z GOT OTHER PLANS LIKE THEM TYRANID BOYZ THEY'Z GETTIN IN UR WAYZ TOMUCH YOU'Z IMPERIAL BOYZ ARE FUNNY YOU'V SMALL BUT STRONG IN LARGE NUMBERZ YEH LIKE GRETCHINS SMALL BUT STRONG WITH MANY WAAAGH!*chops an tyranid into git* SMELL YOU AROUND HUMIE

[ValkyrieCaine]

@canadaislive they call tau grey skins, eldar generally ghosts and imperials humies

[canadaislive]

@ValkyrieCaine I IZ NOT THE REGUALR ORK I IZ WARBOZZ GRIMSKULL

[ValkyrieCaine]

@canadaislive Nic to meet you warboss Grimskull

[canadaislive]

@ValkyrieCaine WO'Z YOU IF I MAY KNOW ME AN MY BOYZ ARE NICER THAN OTHER OKZ WE'Z THE BIGGEST DEM TAU BOYZ GAVE US TRUBBLE ALOT BUT THEY STOPPED WHEN THEY REACHED OUR BASE ELDAR BOYZ ARE WEAK SO THEY RUN

[dancinginfernal]

0:37 WEEEEEEEE

[Kemonokami]

Oh, it looks like the Necrons have emotions after all!

[DEATHSPACE2]

WHAT THE FUCK BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.­would of been PERFECT

[NicholasGeschke]

There's something very satisfying about watching the "undying" warriors of the Necrons be thoroughly annihilated by a great bomb that collapses their caverns and buries them beneath tons of rock.

[32sponge]

ha the eldars bomb looks cooler

[TheFlammar]

which the tau bomb looks cooler than that:)

[jonanlsh]

talk about a bad case of sore throat

[Najjarboyz3]

my lord.... ITS A TRAP

[Thehellfrom]

I always wondered what other races bombs will look like

[velomark114]

lol, fishy bananas and not urpersonalarmyson, those are great quotes

[bacon70722]

ahh fuck that pariah's voice is gettin reall bloody annoyin!

[Talbron]

It was awesome all through the campaign when you play as 'crons. And then its wicked annoying here.

[Fishbannanas]

"Myyyyyyy lllooooorrrrdddddddddddd, the livvviiiinnnnggg haaavvvveee!......." Think he took to long to say "Oh look, a bomb!"

[DarkCyrusProducts]

yea since i guess he is dead already and very old i suppose he has a sour throat

[ultraboy222]

@Fishbannanas yeah he could at least warn them xD

[NotUrPersonalArmySon]

0:45

Nightbringer is like "oh shit"

[hilariousnickname]

When the Pariah exclaimed 'it's a trap!', followed by 'we have no chance to survive make our time!' the Necron Lord just stared at him, because he'd been living under a rock for the last 60 thousand years. Boy, was that embarrassing.

[Terrorkarel]

@hilariousnickname

60 million

[deathbone1801]

that bloody pariah is a suck up

[Glass11]

planting bombs is a pretty Tzeentchy thing to do...

[SLaggaBoY82]

Pariah: 'My Lord, The living have planted a bomb!'

Nightbringer: 'BITCH GOT ME AGAIN!'

BOOM

[samwarp8]

nah pariah says" my lord the living have....CHUCK NORRIS"!!!!

[happytravelling]

Exterminatus is the only solution for Necron infestation.

[tcheek9]

necrons are the best!

[St2udent]

the necrons are soo gay!!! their basic infantry are completely FREE!!! ...

[Elneco1]

0:40 the necrons are like "the living have wha- oh shi-" (boom)

[Melkhiordarkblade]

:37 Flying Pariah!

[054martinm]

lets play "what the pariah was going to say before he was blown up"

[girlgarde]

Ok!

"My lord! The living have planted an explosive device along a fault line! In these caverns, the explosion will cause them to collapse and destroy us all!!"

[054martinm]

i was thinking more along the lines of

"my lord! the living have spare change!"

"my lord! the living have the new playstation 3!"

"my lord! the living have your pointy stik!"

[10Maloy]

"noooooooooo, not the pointy stik! Send everyone at them and take my pointy stik back!"

[vycka1234]

I think it's pretty obvious what the Pariah was going to say:

"My Lord! The Living have set us up the bomb".

[054martinm]

i dont quite think you have the hang of this game

[vycka1234]

What?

[Exodurge]

:28 the pariah is like "Oh shit, we're screwed"

[Dorkus89Malorkus]

Wut!? Necrons don't talk!

[woodwyrm]

its a special character for Dark Crusade

[firelord699]

they probably wanted to put some dialog into em somehow but also keeping them the same i dunno i'm a cat ._.

[Dorkus89Malorkus]

Yeah but that's the thing... They don't talk, they just kill. That's the charm. It's a silent army, they don't reason or chant war cries, they just kill.

[Colddirector]

If anyone gets this reference...

"WE'RE MEN! WE DON'T TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR OUR ACTIONS, WE JUST KIILL!"

[Sangrenegra9]

The Necrons don't talk in this game; the units are all silent, only emitting whirring sounds and beeps every so often.

The sole exception was the Pariah in this scene, Thomas Macabee, who seems to act as a spokesperson to the living, perhaps because he was one himself originally.

[Terrorkarel]

@Sangrenegra9

Necrons don't talk beyond simple sending a message that your going to die.

That pretty much the sole purpose Thomas Macabee had in that Necron army

[thewowzer12]

That was the pariah who is a half man half machine that is in hte necron army.

[Dorkus89Malorkus]

And they talk? Hm.. never heard of talking necrons.

[Thedoood2halo]

Who İs That Lord Of

[averytanyan]

And to think it was right above them , they all fail to notice it . Geez i wonder what makes them wonder why chaos was retreating even lol

[Warhammer4543]

'' bring them back my lord! the living are escaping.... My lord... the living have'' *KABOOM*

'' I belive i can fly!'' xD

i love that scene when he discovers the bomb :D

[boomheadshotyeah]

´´ bring them back my lord! the living is escaping.... my lord... the living have´´

´´Bomb:beeb beeb beebeeb!!!

´´ WTF!!! BOOM!!! MUHAHAHA!!!``

[kingshadownecron]

my lord the living have boom given me the ability to fly ooh god not the monolith

*Splat* or crunch since he's made of metal

[firelord699]

that bomb seems a lil more explosive than it's size o.o it has plasma or something?

[woodwyrm]

for chaos i always thought it was some sort of daemonic device which temporarily opens up a huge warp portal in the caverns^^

[TLBNonO]

that is the perfect setup right there for the necron that discovered the bomb, " WHAT THE FUC-" BOOM!

[JMR199]

i lol'd

[AnubisEye009]

necron fail

[Bhdhazy]

lol @ necrons after explosion 0:38

[M1330]

Is it bird? Is it plane? No, its Iron Man!

Gorgutz: Its those dem necron boyz!

[Rider339]

In my eyes this si 1 of the harder mission especially at the start. Unless you have some good honour guard units you are gonna struggle with the tomb spiders and flayed ones at the very start. As soon as you've survived the intial wave and got your base set up it becomes a lot easier.

[nickdude345]

This ending is hilarious! its just like

"my lord, they've planted a-

BOOM

[cuvkiller]

he he heh

[MasterChief22530]

hahaha....see that pariah fly!!!! must have been a "flight" of a lifetime!!! woo! probably it'll wake up after couple thousand years or so!

[splashie777]

night binger should come like an avatar of blood thirster......60 seconds of use sucks balls

[ColonelVenom88]

yes but the nightbringer is invincible as soon as u get it u pretty much won unless ur shockingly crap

[splashie777]

hes invincible for 60 second's and can only be used once in a while - monolith on the other hand is quite devostating but can't math up to land raider - or bane blade- its mainly used as an infantry disruption unit ( giving your own forces the upper hand) and to help get your units onto the battle field while it is still taking palce to overwhelm your oppnent

[ColonelVenom88]

lol it could take em both if u had a lord next to it with veil of darkness

[splashie777]

true - but sending in massive forces usually leaves your base exposed - also all it takes to get the uphand over the necs is a solid defence - say 12 missle gun turrents and 4 tactical squads armed to the teeth with heavy bolters - also they will more than likely play their (also stealth) servo skulls which de infiltrate all and if their mixed with scout squads ( good look finding them!) also your pariah's at this point will probilly be engaged leaving you open to an ass whooping.

[ColonelVenom88]

the monolith is the base what i would do to take that out is a solar pluse in the middle deep strike flyaed ones behinde u turn into the night bringer summon warriors to the monolith and start building heavy destroyers thats partly what ur allys is there for to attack and defend have u got soulstorm? if so fancy a game?

absolutely - the name is armoured_templar and my xfire is no_idea63 ( not being funny it is actually that name) but yeah sure would be good to have a match up 1 o 1 ? or would you like a 4 way fight ?