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  • turn on "transcribe auto BETA" and see what google thinks this guy is saying... lol

  • It's a jam piece, not a jammie dodger you wank

  • @spoonmansloth Actually, its a piece n' jam :D

  • Press 6 for the Fat Bastard.

  • This is almost as funny as Taysiders In Space!

  • cmi they, all want ajami daughter like a fuckin john sound which had attacked by a dot just that but jobs anointing again to the plate just get me not it.

  • lol lol lol this vidoe is awesome siri is uncapable of deciphering scottish, unless u curse

  • My dad sent this to me because i just smashed all three blackberrys i had with hammers and now have a iphone lol were scottish

  • LOOK YOU!...YOU FUCKING COW!...

  • for a Canadian his inflections of the Scottish accent are dead on (considering his parents are from Glasgow I'm not surprised) if he only knew what a jammy dodger was he might have passed muster

  • sounds like an apple product

    pieces of shit

  • this cunt isn't scottish

  • Steve Jobs is a racist

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  • @MerriUK Shut the fuck up ye wee scouse prick.

  • @peanuts2105

    And your a stereotypical bastard!

  • I'm surprised he can speak, most Scots are drunk

  • YOU F**kin COW! Lolololololololol

  • "A pot of coffee, 12 jammy dodgers and a fez."

  • ....LOOK NOW...YAAA FUCKING COW.... :D

  • last question on Vlingo got me this:

    Note

    Message:

    To: fu***** on the sandwich shop meet all jacked just had a chance to chat by talking to it like can you just please fu*****

  • Added Tae Ma Favrits!

  • About the 3rd or fourth time through, I was finally able to understand what he was saying... Poor Siri doesn't stand a chance...  LOL!

  • There is no iphone there, he is holding a case

  • SEANANNERS

  • best line and fuck face @ 0:44 haha

  • He's sweet

  • I love it!

  • SCOTLAND FTW. That is all.

  • well, siri isn't the only one who is having hard time to understand scottish

  • I'm scottish, and I wouldny say I speak english, I speak scottish. The thing we say are understood by other scots, but people from elsewhere don't understand, so its practically its own language ^.^

    So aw use wee eedjits cawin us "porridge muchers" n that cun get tae, a dinnae eein like aw that shite. (its against every instinct I have to type like that , even though I talk like that O.O)

  • @HeadUpGorgeous Im english but i understand scottish, might be cause i have a scottish friend, but thats not the point, it its own language, when i first heard scottish speak i was like ""the fuck they saying, i can only pick up on like 2 words in a sentence"

  • FUNNY SHIT

    

  • So funny indeed. Cant stop laughing!!!!!!!

  • No iPhone even in there just the case

  • Watch with subtitles...

  • @LudacrisZombie hahaha that may be worse than siri

  • @LudacrisZombie Funny how the only word that it got right is "fucking" :D

  • @LudacrisZombie i dont need subtitles :D haha

  • I can't hold my Excitement!I win a iphone4 after clicking it!So easy! rGTNO accuc.info

  • there's a similar funny gag in (youtube) Burnistoun S1E1 - Voice Recognition Elevator. "Voice recognition doesn't DO Scottish accents"

  • I like it how he was shouting at the case

  • Siri can't understand normal English, so no hope with a porridge muncher

  • i wished he covered the cover whole it would have been balievable :P

  • Its cause scots dont pronounce things right

  • @matthewrobb123 so just because you pronounce something one way, every other way is wrong? away and go fuck yourself you stupid prick.

  • 555

    

  • im so proud to be Scottish

    <3

  • so true.

  • i love my accent

  • @TheFonz270 same

  • He just wants a fucking jammie dodger.

  • Apple Scotland's Problems Rangers'

  • I don't know if I should be laughing at this...

  • Why are you using the American version of Siri, made to recognize American accents? (I don't have an iPhone, but I've tried one)

  • English is dominance that's why lol

  • @rohitvip English is not the most spoken language in the world, Mandarin is.

  • @gyloir Only happens in china lol but still English rules over....

  • Is That Scottish Guy A Lunatic ?

  • @william2000324

    All scottish people are lunatics

  • Shrek buys an iPhone

  • hahahahahahha

  • خخخ ما ودهم يخلون سيري تدعم العربيه .. ( مرحباً سيري يا شيخه اتصلي على خويي )

  • 0:44 - 0:45

    Jizz in my pants

  • Don't click that fuckers comment above

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  • I want a Buitucst Jam

  • Oh by the rath of Angus mactavish I love apple

  • Jammy dodger is not bread and jab you idiot. it's Biscuit and jam, with a love heart in the middle :)

  • Why I throoo ma ah-pul awaae, too, I couldna git the bloody thing tay undurstand me, specially when I awdered taaties. It cannae speak Scots and it no knows what is a wee bairn, a kirk, a cairn or a sporrin, it didna even understand why I put grease allo'er it before I took it back and rammed it up the ah-pul slaesman's arse.

  • So schlechtes Englisch

    kein wunder das Siri ihn nicht versteht

  • @ToVoful Das ist kein "schlechtes" Englisch. Das ist schottisches Englisch. Wenn du schon als Deutschsprachiger das Englisch anderer Leute bemängeln wirst, solltest du wenigstens wissen, was für Akzente/Dialekte es auf der Welt gibt ;)

  • Love this video

  • @Gothmo1 who cares

  • Very funny.

  • fek apple anyhoo

  • Thats not evan a phone! you can see the green screen though the camera spot!

  • hahaha this guy's hilarious...he's always on this late night show that no one but insomniacs that are bored for Carson Daly and Girls Gone Wild promos watch, ever heard of Red Eye? lol

  • @jerrymendez1226 Bull shit

  • @jerrymendez1226 good joke

  • Why did it say AT&T if it's Scottish, it should be 02 or Vodafone, or at least t mobile? YA FUCKIN COW!!!!

  • @Stopmotionguy15 did you read the info?

  • Best commerial ever

  • Wow that is one angry scot

  • wats the background music?

  • what's the name of the song in the background

  • if you look closely there is no phone in the case, you can see the green screen through the hole in the case for the camera

  • I understood EVERY word of this...this makes me miss glasgow

  • hahahha...its really really funny

  • Scottish folk are super friendly! Was in Edinburgh for a bit and people were incredibly welcoming. I definitely want to go back.

  • Im Scottish and thought it was hilarious, hard to place the accent and sounds like an put on one tbh. Still funny !

  • Just disable comments. "Friendly" people apparently aren't also "humorous" people.

    I'm American... and I don't get pissy when the British think we say "Jaguar" wrong (even IF it's not even close to a British word) - You say "tomato"... I say "What the f*ck ever"

  • Only idiots can make a film like that. Even u don't understand what u were saying. And u ask from iPhone to bring u something to eat? Go and take it.

  • @consartwork you've obviously never met a scottish bloke then

  • fucking yanks.

  • I cant understand anything he says either

  • Hey Siri! Can I have a samwich too?!

  • Sco tesh people need stringing up the dirty horrible cunts.

  • @Votemayorwest it's scottish ya fucking prick!!!!

  • Dean Wilson

  • Dean wilson ahaha

  • Deano !

  • Aaah Dean Wilson

  • Like if Dean Wilson brought you here

  • Dean Wilson...

  • look here you fuckin cow!

  • keep pressing 6 for awsomness troll face.

  • Τι μαλακία είναι αυτή

  • Ja,ja, ja, buenísimo.

    I live in Fife and I don´t think that even English people can understand what they say

  • Bill Connelly anyone?

  • It's funny because it's true.

  • I like how he was yelling at a case. No phone.

  • LOL

  • Bwhahahahaha

  • LOOK YOU, YE FUCKIN' COW xD

  • Cryin with laughter, think its how he pronounces 'cow' that gets me every time X'D

  • @NinjaStarfish94 Omg haha i was in tears! haha i laughed soo hard!

  • Its called Gaelic. Its not English...

  • @nolervik No it's not Gaelic either it's just a GREAT Glaswegian accent !

  • gavin looks like obi wan ;)

  • I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at something in my life.

  • I would love to throw an iPhone!

  • please watch my tater tots videos /watch?v=KP-BqqIs2Gs&lc=hjk4Tg­9zc9fAb0f0VERy8V-nBByictFoBnIQ­RE_lhpA&context=G2846ba9FAAAAA­AAAAAA&feature=g-all-c

  • I love this video it's funny as hell it's self

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  • pause at 00:44

  • this is one of the funniest videos i've ever seen!

  • Just to clear things up, he isn't Scottish, look at his other videos. He sounds American :) great video anyways, made me laugh! :D

  • did anyone notice the cursor in the end of the movie? lol

  • Look at his eyes! 44

  • What's the name of the sandwich he's asking for.  A Jimmy-dodger something or the other? I've tried three times and remain without a clue. A bit of help would ya?

  • @mthinton1227 he is asking for a 'jammy dodge' (this means the same as a jam sandwich)

  • @mthinton1227 It's a Jam sandwich. Like you guys say grilled cheese we say Cheese toasties. Scottish slang is really hard to understand when your not from the country.

  • @mthinton1227 Jammy dodger, also know as a piece 'n jam

  • brightens my day every time--I love not having a "smart"phone, i get so much done without it. hee hee.

  • bull***t Siri even understands my accent which is much worse than the Scottish -- and by the way Scottish accent is pretty clear.

  • Subtitles please?

  • :D

  • haha

    

  • Sounds like an American putting on a Scottish accent BUT it is way better than some i have heard in the past. . . and just for all your information.... We are not always angry bastards haha... We are one of the most friendliest and welcoming nationalities in the world by far.... unless you piss us off of course :|

  • @glasgow1234 I agree, my trip to Scotland was lovely, and the people there were so kind, friendly and generous! You guys rock

  • @glasgow1234 You don't mess with the scots, unless you're scandinavian...then..oh dear god..

  • @glasgow1234 Glasgow = Friendly? Since when mate?

  • @3styleproductionz The majority of people who visit Glasgow and get to know the people would totally agree that Glasgow is a very friendly city. It had it's rough bad gangster past which the media still like to portray our city as still but those days are long gone. Glasgow has been voted BY THE PUBLIC as the UK's friendliest city on many occasions!

  • @glasgow1234 you mean pesh us offf!! feckin aye!

  • @glasgow1234 He's canadian, born in england.

  • @glasgow1234 Siri pissed this guy off

  • Nanners! Also check out my channel. some say i sound like the great adam montoya

  • Totally fake. He didn't curse nearly as much as a true Scotsman. Plus, he would've called her the dreaded(in the States) "C" word at least five times.

    I loved it.

  • LMFAO

  • CNET sent me here

  • notice at 0:45, the case's camera hole is green which means it's just the case. He was trying to hid it lol.

  • Get the man his sandwich women.

  • Pause at 0:45 Laughed so hard xD

  • Funny stuff

  • this looks stupid! I feel like you were using unnecessary long sentences! :\

  • so true

  • I hope Apple Scotland is better than the original :D

  • Aleven!

    

  • brilliant.

  • And while your at it clean the house you fucking cow

  • Iraq4000 it's a pisstake u monghole!! But ur rite " sum people are just retarded"

  • Лол

  • Holy shit, ITS PUBLIC PISSING GUY !