MAURY: YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!

[akinofotkap]

Oh yeah...now I remember why I dislike black people.

[DuggyJ027]

haha does that face at 0.5 seconds look 5000% sure?

[MrScooterville]

why do ghetto women shake their heads back and forth and then run to the back when the test saids "you r NOT the father"

[LowProRocker]

I haven't watched Maury in years, but I think I'm ready to end the streak after watching this video. Lmao!!!

[TcbSoulful]

hahahah! never gets old!

[DuggyJ027]

Lmfao!!!



[flygerian20]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[orangeglue]

owns forever 

[209navalreservist]

I freaking love this show. I cant believe I actually found a free Maury app that actually says you are not the father.....HILARIOUS!!! I think it's called Pocket Maury or something. I love their crazy ass reactions. This just makes me feel so good about myself hahaha!

[009sage]

this should have been on boondocks

[albertdapimp1]

Only a girl would dislile this video in some real shit. I doubt no men put dislike haahahaha

[Retr0Master]

Watching the Maury show gives you some of the best laughs you can get on TV.

[LTwallawalla]

Haha, everyone can dance at those news

[Livewire154]

lol

[MrSkidmark999]

how about if they call you to be on the show, you just say fuck off!

[DJSystemet]

hahahaahahahahahaha even though this is some of the dumbest shit it's still funny as hell

[99a3120]

CNT C THIS HAPPENIN ON JEZZA LOL

[exposethemall45]

How can people watch this BS on TV? Seriously.

[madduxno331]

@exposethemall45 You just watched it...

[ds7777771]

Best video ever

[jukka4president]

a prime example of a shameful spectacle. the world is full of em

[kubikiribasara]

Nigga stole my son

[kylekvem]

Maury: You are not the father

Black guy: *starts dougie*

[ForeverandAlways946]

LMFAO.

[kingtheo2nd]

lol

[iluvthesums]

XD moonwalk!!! XDDD

[npdavis]

Someone uploaded a version of the original scene and added the music. It didn't happen on the show.

[gingermax2]

@npdavis you just ruined my day .....:(

[caseyhogarth]

OUTKAST!



[agent9981]

that is just stupid

[dysfunctional54]

i remember this episode

[scarlettistheshit]

LMFAO

[iTrack21]

They didnt really play that music did they??

[rub1k]

big events require big celebrations

[BdotOdotB]

I'll be the father....

[Zer0sN0b0dy97]

If I was there, I would have gotten up and danced with him :)

[lyn18mkw]

This guy probably didn't even know how to dance until this moment.

[goku21060]

@lyn18mkw lol xDDDD

[spookdog187]

wat happened to the 5000% percent.........

[midknight968]

@spookdog187 i think it was a scale of 10 thousand

[FrozenHelium]

@spookdog187 it wasn't 6000%

[delizvillanueva]

i like the comment that the guy or woman said that poor baby may not inherit his dance skillz it made me lolz and sad

[delija66]

lol

[AdogFSSB]

"I don't always dance, but when I do... I make sure I'm not the father"

[JAWwilliams58]

@AdogFSSB that was fucking brilliant!

[Rucker1980]

@AdogFSSB Well played sir

[LoVeInADiUniVerSe]

@Rucker1980 whered that come from.. i dont get it

[MrDogger1011]

@AdogFSSB that,good sir, is one of the greatest comments i have ever seen

[rambolean]

Why? Why are all American women are sluts? Why?

[TheReshiboy]

@MrSlug79

Stfu racist kunt its people like u who make a big deal about skin colours and u can shut the f*** up because u wouldn't b talking if u were black and it makes no difference whether your black or white faggot, its the way u were born!!!

[MexicanArab123]

Lets play a game of " IS IT RACIST? "

[ChiliPeppz]

I bet she regrets bumping her level of certainty up to 5000%... Shoulda stuck with 100% m'dear.

[dontrunmusic]

fuckin pimpin

[mrsraz1976]

ahah



[kalhuaNG]

I guess he can't go home and be a family man.

[uzerf]

@MrSlug79 fuck off you racist prick. It's dickheads like you that disgrace the human race. And I'm white so stfu.

[KawaiiYaLie]

@uzerf You tell him, FTW!!xD~

[MrSlug79]

There should be a law against niggers breeding.

[muchlove59]

@MrSlug79

Sounds like someone with a little white willy is jelly 8'(

[MartinCairney1]

Am I the only who would be pissed of cause they found out the bitch cheated on you !

[MontagnaisPrincess]

LMAO!!! I JUST CRACKED UP 2 HARD!!! LOL

[775gary]

lol black people

[mrsraz1976]

@775gary please dont be races and no offense but i bet u ugly i hatee i mean hate races ppl so just STOP WITH THA RACES STUFF GOSH u a jerk by tha way LMFAO

[berkusc]

@mrsraz1976 Racist :)

[689433]

I guess the gazillion percent are the amount of different men that filled hr pussy with cum...

[Milgarto123]

Who's not your daddy? :P Barney would be proud of him!

[Tlehmann25]

The best part by far is the people dancing in the audience with him

[nukalurk25]

well done my freind britain salutes you

[inthelandofnumbnuts]

Maury is so fake. I mean look at her expression, before he finish at 0:05.

[minifialho]

I guess this guy WON'T go home and be a family man.

[wwhulk12]

@minifialho um....1) duh. 2) that was five years ago

[PS3Wick]

het got swag moves

[joshuare5768]

This is hilarious with Guile's theme, and yet still so disturbing.



[jarvis8807]

He GOTTA be from Memphis!

[PS3Wick]

He's like: Nigga i'm going to kfc for free

[goku21060]

@PS3Wick HAHAHAHHAHAHA.....NO

[NoHeartNoLove11]

@PS3Wick fail troll is a fail

[no0neiv]

@PS3Wick Jokes are funnier when they make sense: Fail.

[PS3Wick]

@no0neiv so it doesn't make sense?

[AHundredButterflies]

5000 percent sure, huh? Yet still wrong?

What amazes me most is how she got him to f*** her...

[swaggerofachampion74]

my name is sabrina....

[hungryhungrymetroid]

Why is this a happy thing?  The kid doesn't know his dad.

[Bladen12345]

@hungryhungrymetroid im surprised you even to ask that...

the woman cant pressure him into a relationship. thats why its a happy thing (for the man at least)

im sure hes dancing because hes free

[MuseIsBeest]

FREE NIGGA YEAAH BOY

[Bubbles4513]

This reminds me of the Meadea Movie. (:

[Hot5auce]

Maury is telling the girl you know you fucked up right!

[babyjoker561]

@Hot5auce hahah 4real

[trixstarr100]

dude dances better than chris brown

[BIGBOYMALCOLM2]

god i love black people :)

[AasinApples]

all these years and this still makes me laugh. best video on youtube!

[wing2912]

Only a free man can dance like that 

[manny4u233]

@wing2912 Amen to that brother

[homamaboud]

nigga looked like he found the cure for cancer

[TheHeardHouse]

In a nation with a 50% divorce rate that is hard core shit

But what a pathetic way to watch democracy die now go back to your social cages for life POWs...

[wilsonofcanada]

lol the watchers are just bandwagoners

[bboysoy]

Fuckin love it!!!! hahaah!

[lakersarenumba1]

What Song Is It That Plays .?

[killacamb5]

@lakersarenumba1 The way you move by OutKast

[MrJetWave]

priceless

[babbitsmom]

This is the footage from Bridesmaids!

[delizvillanueva]

am i the only one dancing lol

[breneeeeeeeful]

The show is hilarious, but the sad thing is that they have to take a paternity test. It always saddens me when someone has no clue as to which guy she slept with is the father to the child.

[usabestarmy]

lucky bitch

[BunnyWithAnAk47]

What kind of dancing is that..

Either this guys dad is white or hes just retarded.

[LILCHIPETTEANGEL]

I like tha waaaayyyyy u move da da da lmfao

[Lonch00]

After that dancing I doubt they even had sex.

[KidsWithGuns1992]

Haqhah this was on bridesmaids, the chick was watching it on her tv.

[cp4eva89]

this is so much better with Guile theme.

[SxJamesProductions]

The way you move - OutKast

[mirron23]

This here, is the dance of a free man.

[jessrdz001]

Lmao

[ren04121230]

マジキチ

[playman350]

WINNER

[obsidianchilly]

It's funny 'cause the kid's gonna grow up without a dad! XD

[DjValentin7]

i love how the crowd is on his side now and doing the wave with him

[TheJimbowism]

Justin Bieber's reaction...

[racionallll]

I'm 5000% sure this show is staged

[GoPocketShadowz]

@racionallll IM NOT 100% SURE IM 500% SURE!

[GoPocketShadowz]

@GoPocketShadowz 5000

[racionallll]

@GoPocketShadowz lol seems to me the guys at the DNA lab were 5001% sure it wasnt his baby

[Superelve]

I'm so happy for this guy

[MrHugorocks]

Love when maury makes them whores cry your not the father

[colonialkeyblade23]

Guile's theme is the better choice here

[isaacgonzales16]

Id do the samething!!

[dane21dc]

Maury's audience should be put in the gas chamber. Pack of animals

[zmeicorp]

first i thought that the music was actually aired on the show, hahahahahh how epic would that be ... :D

[TheDudecof]

When justin bieber goes on, I'll be the one laughing my ass off and dancing!

[GoPocketShadowz]

@TheDudecof Claims were taken back :(

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[querido64]

This is just shit

[helenajesstarzak]

This is why guys are lucky... If a woman is gonna become a mother, she'll know very soon... But guys... Damn he was lucky not to be the father!

[houston356]

thumbs up if u think it would b funny if they really played that song after the test

[Blacksharpie100]

Maury is the father.

[victorwatts1266able]

damn



[ClemiHW]

Wtf, is this a real TV show ?!

What is wrong with you America ;-;

[Doomguy2112]

Better with guiles theme.

[canadadry0g]

Lol. He is rocking it. All these girls come on the show and let the entire US nation knows that they had spread eagle, now they accuse the poor man of getting them pregnant. Well this man is the one that got away. It wasn`t him. Move on and keep looking.lol. All the women in the audience has already accuse & judge him as guilty. He is safe...

[junior214223]

a dance bieber will never dance

[jliu512]

No more slavery for black people ...... NIGGER LULZ ensues

[laurenx98]

justin bieber should go on maury!!!

[SIMPDUDE]

@laurenx98 He was gonna be, but the mom dropped the charges

[punknsmasher14]

Get justin bieber on maury!

[kaylonnief13]

@kinganime101 yeah you should talk "king anime" you're REAL cool insulting people you don't know for liking someone hot and talented and famous

[rebekahirish]

This will be Justin Bieber's reaction if he ain't the dad.

[xHail2theKingx]

@rebekahirish fuck you justin rules fag

[KingAnime101]

@xHail2theKingx Get da fck out. U da feg for liking JB

[tiffcb4nba3]

Justin Bieber needs to be on Maury !

[SCAM918]

Don't these dumb bitches ever learn? If you have to challenge the man to a paternity test, he's not the father, plain and simple.

[babeaspormiboxer]

I guess this is a tremendously famous moment in the history of American television

[midknight968]

@babeaspormiboxer Nope just a funny moment on tv....Do you guys not have funny TV?

[babeaspormiboxer]

@midknight968 yes, we do but I meant that some Americans might remember this particular moment since it was so funny

[midknight968]

@babeaspormiboxer Oh not sure lol i guess

[MrAllmyway]

More confusion than black kids on father's day!

[MrAllmyway]

No child suppo and work harder, they gonna be on welfare fo life.

[HockeyJock6476]

this is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my entire life

[talkindurinthemovie]

lol I din't except the bac ground music

[Arbiter567]

Slavery didn't end with the emancipation proclamation...it ends with darkies beating paternity tests.

[MakeupByShanilton]

jim rome

[uyguyg65]

best thing ive seen all day.....the impromptu dance was just absolutely amazing lol

[LuigiMario112]

HAHAHA omg that was priceless.

[reptiles5522]

NO CHILD SUPPOURT YA MORE KFC!!!

[DanteDevil2727]

Who wants to bet he's never known how to dance until that single moment

[mike7190]

@DanteDevil2727 lol

[Tsunat3z]

@DanteDevil2727 Hey if this happened to me i'd be dancing like that to

[154ODA]

Why do these nasty hoes come on the show if the know they sleep around. Keep you legs closed you nasty hoe.

[NightliveHD]

Still the best reaction i've ever seen in my life :D

[darkwarrior80]

trolololololol

[vehlajatt22]

at least its good to see someone is happy

[Dontgetmetwisted]

as happy as i am for him! I really hope that kid gets support

[lawera1957]

fucken coon ass niggers always doing the most ghetto ass monkys on every talk show in the coutry smh

[SongsJerome]

@lawera1957 You're out of line!

[THETRUTHISLIKESOAP]

@lawera1957

If I were you I would learn how to spell correctly.

[lilsi93]

84 people are fathers

[subscribe4subscribe0]

@TheCudr FUCKING RACIST

[ColdplayKid112]

@TheCudr lol dont hate on his dance skills

[mikeytomm100]

i just bet he wanted to shout out 'WHOS THE DADDY'!!