Episode 10: Child Prodigies Who Are Clearly Deadly Mutants

[countach27]

Yo Jolleene

[paleyshow]

Is that a guitar tuner he holds at a point?

[harrased007]

begone demon child! that actually made me laugh lol

[Mojoclatan]

Michael's montage is in my opinion better.

[splashlog01]

2:07 Old man face!!!!

[ottawan613]

3:55

M90.org is a porn site.

[CaboosePwned]

So the kid can do kung-fu. lets see him karate kick a bullet.

:)

[xenniex2]

best ending ever

[Smokey000027]

We have a bat lmao!!

[TheXenoChemist]

The laser ointment bit gets me every time.

[shmoozii]

SCISSORS LMFAO

[fleabag500]

My friend kept going on about how gifted his kid was because he was in the top reading set at pre-school. I showed him this video and he shut up.

[Megallean]

3:27

Started crying becuase it was so funny.

OMG keep these up!

[ArthurZ101]

"2 balls between the legs."

[jelloofhell]

screw them now we gotta worry about william smith and justin beiber

[123stripes]

5:03 hey,! i got the same tuner!

[KalazUffe]

YO CHARLENE!

[mackandcheese1000]

4:26...lololololol

[neos1234125]

Now there are more.In Australia this year there was a show called Junior Masterchef. The kids who made it into the top 12 were all cooking at a higher level than this year's winner of big people master chef, when he won.

[CoolerKing37]

"What regrettable life decisions do you ache to reverse? Did you forget to tape an episode of 'Arthur'? Nothing's happened to you yet!"

[ruebuscm]

Whoa. The laser remote was definitely a Korg guitar tuner. Or maybe a metronome.

[dropout02]

@ruebuscm i thought the same thing haha

[viridismonasteriense]

When did Swaim become the new Doctor Who?

[sapower2]

4:17

Finally! A worthy opponent!

*Picks up a sword and runs to the nearest preschool*

[Jokerman665]

Evolution is awesome

[enjoysmallthings]

i know a nine year old with the typing speed of 85 wpm

[Metallica42497]

@enjoysmallthings Ha! nerd

[sapower2]

@enjoysmallthings

O RLY? How long were the words that he typed?

[enjoysmallthings]

@sapower2 o.o there wasnt a specific length of the words, sir! D: *hides*

[CrownedWithLaurels]

Wow. That kid Akiana or whatever is using her undeniably incredible technical skill to paint the kind of ass-ugly dolphins-dancing-with-tigers, three-wolf-moon kitschy shit my blind grandmother buys off the homeless. I feel better.

[HeartAttack1990]

That remote... is a guitar tuner, right?

[tweedledumable]

ALERT LEVEL STORK!

[screamcoreful]

y dont you have a over a million hits

[LoghanZ]

DID YOU SEE THAT KID? HE'S A B.M.X. MACHINE!!

[Mouse4077]

I think the remote to his laser cannon is a guitar tuner.

[dropout02]

@Mouse4077 it is haha

[CraigMetalHead]

Want super children? Dope them up until they see Jesus like these kids.

[RJhasFLOW]

"...which is admittedly a lot easier when you can teleport." lol

[MailboxArson08]

What is that song at the bit with the karate kids?

[GreatNegus]

....I'm gonna go put my balls in boiling water now.

[ADeadHeaDz]

That kid is a BMX MACHINE!

[migi239]

I've been wondering, why is Swaim's wife never in his vis for Cracked?

[Holyfister]

NO!!! AERITH!!!!

[Rjruzicka]

When i last cocked my rifle and went to the nearest preschool, they aressted me.

[grandmastercleaver]

This one's BLIND. LMFAO!!!

[stickywister]

ok man im really pissed i ate a bunch of mushrooms in the woods with my ideas in hand

and this is so not what i had in mind

[xRitaritaa]

i saw a clip from ff7 :) you guys are cool

[ekf501]

"...We're basically screwed" XD

[Dedfaction]

i think a trusty combine harvester will show this kids who's boss mwahahaha!

[JRO1646]

Poor Clippy but itfailed to comply.

[UziFlame]

Fell out of my chair laughing at the FF VII clip.

[steampunkchick]

i love it when he yells "BE GONE, DEMON CHILD!" lmfao

[Kowzorz]

Scissors!

[dogma264]

HAHA the control for his laser canon is actually a KORG guitar tuner, i just wanted to say that

[godisacircularsquare]

@dogma264 haha, I was about to say that.

[PlatinumDude101]

lmfffffffffao

[TehJakeQ]

was that a guitar tuner at the end?

[givebeesachance]

FUck I was only halfway through disc 1. You spoiled the game forever. That's 13 years of my life wasted

[chocomog35]

Aerith....nooo......

[killguta]

"What kind of a girl do you want?" "Two balls between the legs" ROFLMAO

[otaku4225]

i love this series! i wish it wasnt canceled

[Everett27x]

@otaku4225 Oh it's been canceled?? That sucks..This was seriously the funniest series I've ever watched! I love it!

[hawaiicanal89]

@otaku4225

well, i mean swaim has a new show on cracked called does not compute. itll probably be the same thing, so at least we still get swaim

[roadiejay]

Dear lord, he's a superman!

[negutzcht]

Final Fantasy VII is "awesome!" (the Aeris bit ahahaha)

[qazmlp12345678909876]

I fucking love Gordeto's. 0:37 fuck yes.

[chosentonessournotes]

"scissors" = Best part of this entire video.

[MacBookProist]

I Lol'd at 3:25-3:44

[jcthesinger1]

ya know...this guy in this video making fun of all these kids...is a fucking prick, I would like to just punch him in his mouth FUCK YOU YOU COLD SON OF A BITCH!

[ThePotatoLord]

you know another asshole we should all hate? that fuckin' douche who made those things called "jokes" what sick fucker would do something like that, it makes me sick.

[7ripple7]

@jcthesinger1 So you're telling me we should all be angry at the guy who DIDN'T go to college at age 10? I'm sure these kids are just fine even with Mr.Swaim's "insults". If you notice there are a lot of jokes about adults being lazy in comparison. Try and get a sense of humor.

[pretzal7]

BEGONE DEMON CHILD!!!!!!!!!

[DonZabu]

"The 'T' is for 'Tonka'."

XD

[TheRandyChimp]

Oh man, I knew it was bad, but this? A kid that's better than Ellen DeGeneres at Basketball? Evil, thy name is Nature!

[starwarsnerd94]

"Begone demon child!!!" xD

[Johndiasparra]

that was a guitar tuner not a laser remote.

[TheEddieJo]

Alert level stork!! I repeat alert level stork

[malcholeric4]

murder kids ftw!!!

[chosentonessournotes]

God, these things are so fucking funny. I love you, Swaim.

[cat2cube]

a lot easier when you can teleport

[ruebuscm]

Was that laser cannon controller a guitar tuner?

[Zaothus]

"You smug son-of-a-b..."

XD

[bittertuesdays]

eh, it's debatable.

[bittertuesdays]

aerith!

[bittertuesdays]

aeris!!

[rockerbackes]

heres a clip of my art work with music that i composed

XD haha

[tastyscavenger]

I don't think clippy's gender is what you think it is

[breakinthebend]

RIP Swaim

[MrDantheguitarman]

korg tuner as his laser cannon remote

nice

[HoganQuake]

HES A BMX MACHINE

[MattAttack1221]

AEEEEERIIIITH

[NisoChan]

BEGONE, DEMON CHILD!!!

omg i'm laughing 2 death...

[zekeymanRS]

Two balls between the legs!!! hah i was laughting so har XD

[meh54]

3:43

I think I peed my pants.

[kerveruz]

@Anonymous138 V

[ThaEther]

HAHAHA "scissors"

[chosentonessournotes]

I've seen this episode about 20 times, and that part STILL cracks me up.

[republicausp]

4:26 BE GONE, DEMON CHILD!!!

I love Swaim...

[mandaiy]

This guy is so hilarious!

[Dynysia030]

Dear lord, he's a superman D:

[SuzumiyaHaruhi0]

GOD BLESS YOU

[HaShomeret]

next colbert right here man.

[Anonymus138]

even if he does discover time travell he might mess up the past and since everythings connected he might screw up the whole universe....

[basser]

However if he does discover time travel and screws up the past then the past we are familiar with now would be the version he'd already screwed with, since once the past is changed all future changes with it. Every change he makes is so seamlessly blended into the timeline that you aren't even aware of the change, you just think it always happened that way.

The point being, of course, that that last mutant child caused the holocaust. MURDERER.

[kerveruz]

Or as scientist have explained this theory, thre are more than just one reality in fact there are millions of dimensions that could be out there thus instead of maing him go back in tme he would travel bak in time but in another dimension which is not his... all theories from an old show about the first time machine (it's on youtube) and the theories of many scientists

[Shaniac1138]

I cant wait to see the 12 year old who is a protégé stripper

[Ninjujitsu]

What regrettabe life choice do you need to go back and correct! Did you forget to tape an episode of "Arthur?"

[cody10ha]

Now let's see a 12 year old who is one of the best combat aviators in the country!

[bizzare3]

5:03 hes holding a korg guitar tuner, i have the same thing.

omgwtfbbqlolzorx

[Webberjo]

BEGONE DEMON CHILD!!!

xD

[1haircomb]

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!!1

[lurch321]

LOL @ the overly excited news anchor!

[jackstorm777]

"DEAR LORD HE'S A SUPERMAN!"

lol :)

[imawafflesaurusrex]

procosiousness should be beaten out of em by the age of .......2?

[SinWolff]

he's married??lol, not, i bet

[MrJohnnyOldschool]

Infants of merit? It should have been, Infants who have mutated!

[Monkeyboy92037]

lol, nice scissors

[leshanesaw]

Roflmao xD

[nillish]

Love it, and I will try to help promote it. Keep it coming.

[zoomonkees]

Between the comments of "old man face" and "did you forget to tape an episode of Arthur?" this is one of my most favorite videos ever. Brilliant.

[Orypeci]

Okay, that painting kid? I'm not denying that she has a shitload of talent, but those aren't exactly deep thoughtful pieces.

What I'm trying to get at is: people may rant on about her 'gift,' but you can tell she totally still has the mind of a nine year old girl. She's like girls from my elementary school art class going, "I wanna draw a pony! An' a dolphin! I like dolphins and ponies, they're so cute!"

....and I, the weird girl sat in the corner drawing pictures of Chuck Norris. (Seriously)

[ShaqDieseI]

Lol so True its just things they do look nice tho they arnt like Abstract Crazy Shit that olny one person can create

[Orypeci]

I would like to acknowledge the other people besides Micheal Swaim would made this movie. You are all gods.

[moogirl226]

OMG!!! hes already got old man face!!!! I LOVE YOU MICHAEL!!!

[TrojanGold1314]

oh thats right, clippy's dead....god i love him

[dvoslo]

rofl

[anonbehell]

None of those kids are marksmen or tactical geniuses and we hugely out number them, we can still win.

[Link0227]

omg dude.... "Did you forget to tape an epsiode of Arthur?!"

Wow.... I can't believe I remember that show. Great referenc e

[lalalandd123]

whats that 'clippy' clip from

[CIoudMann]

final fantasy 7 man!

[babyxkayx3]

oh ... lol thanks anyway

[kingofevilpotato]

You killed Clippy! Haha.

[scriptboi]

lol scissors

[sxyxtina120]

Lol wow that was totally awesome! Some of those kids scare me quite frankly.

[m66k]

Best thing on youtube ;)

[techcow]

dude, Swaim, you're a fucking genius.

[Ueichen]

he's one of them!!

[ronny2471]

your funny bra

[spacewolf77]

YO CHARLENE

[ChaosmanOne]

Hehehehehehe Laser ointment!

[bubskijr]

when that kid succeeds in making that time travel, i need to tape a missed episode of Arthur

[Solarees]

Did you forget to tape an episode of Arthur?

[Broodlord777]

perfect name murder kids

[girlsforscience]

HAHAHAHAHA...You are a comic genius! ROFLMAO

[eveecooper]

haha this is hilarious! :D great show!

[ammoore89]

This video is amazing.

"Did you forget to tape an episode of Arthur?"

[HepheistoBD]

awesome show ^^

more soon?

[Guardian0487]

noooooo aeris!!!!

[CrownedKing2]

lol great shit

[comando480]

HAHA this is the most amazing video ever

[Wenautia]

I loved your drawings!

[HockeyDiane]

fuck the kids. Except the scary awesome martial arts ones, we can totally get rid of the rest 8D

[negutzcht]

on Swaim's drawings and music: "oh man ahahahahahaha!!!" awesome! "we're basically screwed...!" (nice bass riff, though)

[neina5]

We are truly doomed, darn those super kids! I love your shows!! xD

[ReliableInsider]

This is much better than fred who to me seems like kind of a dork. By this time next week, you'll have ten times as many subscribers as he does.

Probly.

[ReliableInsider]

This made me laugh. Right out loud.

And I was impressed also, too.

[spacewolf77]

BEGONE DEMON CHILD!

[firestormsrm]

Brilliant! Freakin' brilliant! Any rating below 5 stars is a capital offence punishable by death!

[MikeHuntagape]

Lock em all in a room with Michael Jackson

[tuestresfat]

ROFLMAO HAAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Orypeci]

Too late.

[MikeHuntagape]

I take that back now ....It would get a bit smelly.

[TampaRed]

The first two kids outrightly believe God gave them their talents, so they're not that intelligent.

[sangisan]

nice... if the prodogies need to die there goes a chunk of my family...

[PwnStarr]

I'm really glad they showed akiane. I have her books.^^

[alexislopez91]

why was the kid that played pool on the scifi channel? =]

[onelegchair]

0:01

[SuperMooseStudios]

BMX machine line was simply incredible. I mean, it was all the best, but that was the super best.

[amyeditor]

This is the funniest thing on youtube. i am freakin' CRYING. Thank you.

[aticus21]

ffvii spoiler <.<

[AnonaNicole]

Best episode yet!!