Glados speech part 3

[Susurrus7]

Ooh miss GLaDOS ooh.

[purplesodapop]

Have I lied to you? I mean... in this room?

[WhiteFlareon]

thumbs up if you came from Tropes.

[superkhrys]

She sounds like she's singing.

[kildaver]

...G.I.R.'s mother. That's who GLaDOS is. It's so clear now!

[Xalder1]

"OK Fine, doo touch it, just pick it up and stuff it back into me."

Well, GLaDOS I have something I could stuff into you instead.

[Xalder1]

OMG yes her voice is sooo sexy. I would so do that voice. I often wonder if she has some sort of vaccum that she would attach to a penis to suck sperm. Yes that's how sick and twisted my mind works.

[capriciouslyTerminal]

THAT'S YOU. THAT'S HOW DUMB YOU SOUND.

[DoReMiMiFaSoLaTi]

Stop squirming and die like an adult or I'll delete your back up!

[teamgingersfairy]

As I thought about it, the whole part about killing the part of her that was curious about you makes sense. The orange personality core asks lots of questions. It's her curiosity core.

[vigtigyou2uber]

That's fucking disturbing

[Pwnage195]

The hellouuuuuu is my text message recieved sound

[theskepkitty]

Gah. I swear I'm gay for her voice. I could listen to her forever...

[GraceTheUnstoppable]

My favorite quotes:

"IN BASE FOUR! I'M FIIIINE!"

"Here, I'll put you on. HELLOOOO!"

"And you were all like NO WAII"

"A mathematical error I'm about to correct."

The chuckling between the voice shift

"That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it."

"Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU."

Also, I don't know about you guys, but I would LOVE to just hang out with GLaDOS for a day.

[GraceTheUnstoppable]

I like how this has so many views because of TV Tropes.

Of course... I can't be speaking... considering I came from it...

[lsdetent]

how many lesbians came from TVTropes?

[TheSquirrelMeister92]

Is it bad that I want GladOS to be in charge of my house?

I think we'd get on famously.

...

No, I don't have a death wish. Why do you ask?

[SephyStabbity]

Holy shit her voice is sooooo sexy. The lesbian in me is all tingly now.

[mariethewerewolf]

@RobotRaccoon You say what we're all thinking!

[micronerd01]

Oh, GLaDOS. Only woman/robot/thing I'd go lesbian for. <3<3

[Skibobsmells]

One of the biggest "Oh, SHIT" moments in video games, I'm pretty sure.

[randomancrossoverfan]

@InuyashaFE i know, but the similarity is still funny

[C3POtheDragonSlayer]

In base four I'm fine!

[TheLiosoul]

1:20 to 1:28

[Sadomiwertyo]

Shit's fucking creepy as FUCK.

[TheChronicler90]

To this TV Troper, that "seductive" tone comes across less seductive and more seething anger.

[beautifulpassion]

@TheChronicler90 I actually get both.

[randomancrossoverfan]

she sounds oddly like one of microsofts voices...

[GagaLoveify1]

"2+2= *fitz noises* 10"

ROTFL XD

[btkw]

@GagaLoveify1 IN BASE FOUR!! lol

[Nintendon85]

Did anyone else find "Good news..." and "I know..." to be the most horrifying things they've ever heard?

[Greenman5664]

@Ambient17

She's talking about the scientists that used to work at the facility.

SPOILER ALERT

Cave Johnson's helper, named Caroline, is who GLaDOS really is. Her brain's memory was put onto a disk and then was put into GLaDOS!!!

[Ambient17]

Who does she mean by "Them"?

[stefanboy67]

@Ambient17 The Combine, from Half Life

[axmarronefan1]

" Heloooooooooooooooo! " I serousily thought that was edited.

[vpew]

"I mean, have I lied to you? in this room?"

[Nintendude99]

Lol

"Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on:

HELLOOOO-

That's you! That's how dumb you sound!

[xXdarkwhitewolfXx]

Remember when the platform was sliding into the firepit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like "NO WAY!" and I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you!" That was great.

[JayRLetton]

@boogerwang, she said that 2 + 2 = 10 in base 4. Learn to math...

[666boogerwang]

'you're entire life has been a mathematical error, a mathematical error that I'm about to correct' yeah, GLaDOS I don't think you can do much mathematical error correcting when 2+2=10

[DeathnoteBB]

@666boogerwang "in base four I"m fine!" I'm still wondering if she was saying four there becase she coldn't say 2+2 equals 4

[oxGoldenChaosxo]

I know this sounds weird, but... can I have the mp3? xD

[CharryChuCinder12]

geez GLaDOS is always really creepy or really funny...I want one, or at least a GLaDOS voice for my computer.

[ContracterYin]

if you play this with /watch?v=Pbw2XBBVO3A&feature=r­elmfu its amazing. Best track I've found to go with this.

[TiTanAEfull]

well ... i hate chell, because glados wan,t to hurt chell, ... and that all !

but noooo, chell walks freaky to glados an hurt her!

(Bitch-fight)

[AdditionalPylons1]

0:07

I have the weirdest boner...

[Swimmisan]

I'm putting this on my aunt's computer.

[MrPrettyBoyLeo]

that thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container go ahead and rub your face all over it <3

lmfao.

i love glados.

[RobloxD]

Stop squirming and die like an adult or I'm going to delete your backup! STOP!! Ok enough, I deleted it. No matter what happens now you're dead. You're still shuffling around a little but believe me, YOU'RE DEAD. (2:59)

[TiTanAEfull]

best part !!!

[Booksareepic]

WE NEVER GOT TO HERE WHAT 2+2 EQUALS!!

[SlobberyMonk]

@Booksareepic yes we did, it equals 10

[Booksareepic]

@SlobberyMonk Oh thank goodness now I don't have to study for my math test.

[TwistedJabberjays]

....TEN! In base four! I'm fine!

[lol1143]

GLaDOS is my waifu

[BritneyBetchLove]

"Guess what? I Knowwwww"

[DKX900]

I must say I laughed at the base 4 joke 'cos my life is empty.

[Hotsumoto90]

The first 7 seconds are perfectly summarizing youtube poops.

[Pwnage195]

@Hotsumoto90 its kinda funny cuz thats the point of ytp.

[rockerman47]

Your entire life has been a mathematical error...

A mathematical error i'm ABOUT to COrrect.

[xxVectorZeroxx]

lol so basically, glados is bipolar as fuck?..... a pipolar robot. thats depressed...and manic depressive....

[Syd00m]

I really didn't want to kill glados, i felt bad for her, if it were me, i would have just sit and talk with her, she seems reaally lonely since she just keeps living

[xrx526]

@Syd00m I would of done the same thing! I was like "I don't want to kill her! I want to study her. Like she studied me."

[GraceTheUnstoppable]

@Syd00m

Same here. I picture her as... not sure how to describe it... capable of feeling emotion, to sum it up. She would probably be really nice if you were willing to be her friend.

[BludRedDragon]

IN BASE 4 I'M FINE.

[NeoMizuLuffy]

That morality core may have been usefull after all.

[CatChimeraCrystal64]

My favorite part" it was a morality core that they installed after i flooded the enrichment center with a deadly nurotoxin to make me stop flooding the enrichment center with deadly nurotoxin so get comfortable while i warm up the nurotoxin emiter"

[spamdude060]

2+2 is .....10! FAIL!!!!!!!!

[JoshCF1]

@spamdude060 In base 4.

[EgotisticLemons]

No wai

[Ilynear]

she has split personalities o.o lol

[JackChaseStudios]

Didn't we have some fun,though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I was like,"Goodbye" And you were like," NO WAI" And I was all like," We pretended we were going to murder you!" That was great.

[mezhciemniece]

I wish she was the voice for my computer... Then we could chit chat~

[KingofStrawberries]

@mezhciemniece Yeah, as she warms up the Neurotoxin she installs in your computer, in order to flood your room with deadly Neurotoxin with the deadly Neurotoxin emitters.

[mezhciemniece]

@KingofStrawberries Oh fu to you! XDD I just love the voice!

[Booksareepic]

@mezhciemniece That would be kinda creepy.

[mezhciemniece]

@Booksareepic I know right? XDD

[eyemeralds]

@mezhciemniece Before the deadly neurotoxin seeps in...

[mezhciemniece]

@eyemeralds oh pfuuuuuu... >A< Why do you think she would do so? *pretends to be oblivious*

[missmurder650]

@mezhciemniece I wish she was my GPS.

[mezhciemniece]

@missmurder650 lol, nice~

[drbooking88]

13 people work for black mesia

[sharpiesandducttape]

"Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU! How does that feel?"

Oh GlaDOS, you psychopath you."

[djm98765]

2+2 is zrtzztztztztds 10.

[dpomainin]

@djm98765 IN BASE 4.

[luv4manga]

That end was kind of creepy. When in the game does she start going "ARE YOU LISTENING? ARE YOU STILL STANDING THERE?" I don't ever remember hearing that.

[AjarJunkman]

3:18 - 3:26

best quote ever

[ANTHONYWILTSEY]

@alex112298 but the deep voice is NOT sexy or HOT its scary what CREEPY NOES GLados you deleted my BACKUP XD : P.S: I USE THESE GAMES ROBLOX AND SEARCH :GLaDOSDO YOU HAVE A ROBLOX ACOUNT JUST WONDERING P.S.S MY GAMERTAG IS:DANGOLBOOT9 WHILE YOUR IN THE :GLaDOS ONE FIND ME THERE

[691hey]

"Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct." I FREAKING LOL'D. seriously, just how mean Glados can get?? XD

[TheKingofnoob]

Hah. There isn't enough neurotoxin to kill you. So I guess you win.

HAH

I'M MAKING MORE

[historyboy666]

This reminds me of Stephen Hawking's speech synthesizer...

Glados is Stephen Hawking's female voice.

Cute yet sinister. ^_^

[1dra7]

GLADOS, YOU DELETED MY BACKUP, NOT MY REGULAR FILES XD

[mckryall]

In BAsE 4 i'M fInE!!! what? NOO!!! there is another glados in aperture science base 4 that is safe and probably more powerful or less powerful and a prototype that can kill you with its fast neurotoxin emitters. Crap.

[92BJay92]

"Speaking of curiosity. You're curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what... I know." "You're gonna wanna pack as much living as possible into the next couple of minutes." She has to be the scariest villain ever!

[nevarezromero]

remember when the platform was moving in the fire pit and i was like 'goodbye' and you were like 'no way' that was great...hello?"

[WINXaIZaPIXIELOVER]

3:29-4:45

[crewealexboy]

sarcasm test COMPLETE (thumbs up)

[wiewiur111]

Don't believe me?! Here, I'll put you on-

*very high and weid voice* Hellooo-

THAT'S YOU! THAT'S HOW DUMB YOU SOUND!

xD The hello and and after is hilarious xD

[DainIsMine4Eva1]

I just love the change in her voice when she loses her morality core...

[soldatsolidsquall]

and i sed gbye and u was all NOO WAAAY

[Palafico3]

2:09 - I think GLaDOS' intelligence core was just incinerated.

[JohnnyTopsideDelta]

"Have I lied to you? I mean, in this room."

[firestarrules500]

That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it. Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? Well I won't let you. LOL XD

[medoskill]

"Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I'm about to correct."

[Allahanna1]

hm...

"are you trying to escape? things have CHANGED since the last time you left the building. what's going on out there will make you WISH you were back in here. i have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even IM not sure what's going on outside. all i know is im the only on standing between you and THEM."

Combine Attack, maybe?



[MrIAMNOTANOOB]

@Allahanna1 actually that and portal storms.

[Allahanna1]

@MrIAMNOTANOOB could be

[Catacomb007]

SQUIREL LAFF!

[crazysimsim1]

2+2= *skip* *skip* *skip* -10-

XD

[thefurrieh]

2+2=zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz10

in base 4 im FINE

[FoxtrotDeltaLima497]

What's your point anyway? Survival!? well then the last thing you want to do is hurt me, I have your Brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to.

Don't believe me, here I'll put you on

"Hellooooo!"

That's you! That's how dumb you sound!

[Allahanna1]

@FoxtrotDeltaLima497 she's been hanging out with Gir too long, apparently! XD

[RevanorSzeged]

Why would you have a neuro toxin in the Enrichment Center?

OR if you have

Nobody noticed that GLaDOS is warming up the neuro toxin emitter the first time? :D

[geeekbit]

@RevanorSzeged Aperture Science installed GlaDOS's morality modules to stop her controlling everything. The Neurotoxin was installed to try and kill her if she became too violent, but she somehow became self aware and took over everything after she destroyed everyone at Aperture Science.

[RevanorSzeged]

@geeekbit

How could gas hurt a computer?

[geeekbit]

@RevanorSzeged GlaDOS stands for Genetic life-form and Disk Operating System.

She's partly alive.

[crazysimsim1]

thats got to be the dumbest thing that all -- woow woow woooooooooow

O_O

[DarkStarboye]

UUAAGGHH I HAATE YEEW

[remember918]

since the last time u left the faciity???

[slowdude]

@remember918

Its assumed that Chell was apart of the first bring your daughter to work day on the day Glados was activated, its more then likely Glados captured Chell (+many other employees like Ratman). Since Portal takes place in the same universe as Half Life (Aperture Science = Rivals of Black Mesa).

[DarkStarboye]

UHHHH i hATE YOUUUUU

[Arceus749]

"Good news. I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a (morality?) core they installed after i flooded the enrichment centre with a deadly neurotoxin, to make me stop flooding the enrichment centre with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable, while I warm up the neurotoxin emmiters haha." It sure loves neurotoxin, doesn't it?

[PiplupPeanut]

"Two plus two is ffffffffffff ten."

"Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU!"

"And then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you.'"

"We promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity."

"Do not destroy vital testing apparatus."

[vultwaz]

3:06 - 3:18 i like the way GlaDOS freaks out there

[Lordvolipoop]

2:30 shes talking about the combine invasion

[MagnusRulerHardt]

"That's you!"

[TheWiggler1234]

Helluuu~ <3

[Krim5495]

"I'll put you on. 'Heloooo' That's you! That's how dumb you sound!" ROTFL (2:06)

[picorettte]

@Krim5495 yeah my favorite sentence with her laugh after "chocking" cause he sounds so eviiiiil :D

[xXdarkwhitewolfXx]

@Krim5495 My computer now says that to me when I turn it on.

[Karasu155]

"Ok Fine. DO Touch It. Pick It Up And Just, Stuff It Back Into Me."

"Maybe You Should Marry That Thing Since You Love It So Much. Do You Want To Marry It? WELL I WON'T LET YOU!"

haha....

[missanime00]

"Two plus two is........ten." XD

[gio1890]

@missanime00 IN BASE 4. IM FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!

[Mistman12]

ur entire life has been a mathematical error. a mathematical error im going to correct...

[narutolame]

"Stop squirming and die like an adult or I'm going to delete your back-up!"

LOL she sounds so whiny

[Kyadark]

Bwahahaaaa, I can't get enough of 4:45

I <3 the way she say "Goodbye"

[BowserKoopaFTW]

2:29- DEMON CHIPMUNK COMPUTER!!

[Satinkaakai]

You're still squirming around a little but believe me, you're de~ad.

[godemyxgo]

Pick it up and just...stuff it back into me....

'Nuff said

[griffmstr835]

@godemyxgo

thats what she said?

[venn2001ad]

"HEEEeeeRRRrrrroooo~."

"NOU WEI~!!"

Don't tell me Chell really sounds like that... xD

[RoccoWOUTERS]

Most hilarious game character (thing) that I've encounterd in a while :) And a great game!

[THEPANTSWEREDEAD]

that thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container, go ahead and rub your face all over it.

[MrArmageddon666]

"Are you trying to escape? Hahahah. Things have changed since

the last time you left the building. What's going on out there will make you

wish you were back in here... All I know is I'm the only thing standing

between us and them. Well, I was. Unless you have a plan for building some

supercomputer parts in a big hurry, this place isn't going to be safe much

longer. Good job on that by the way."

Hmm. Might this refer to the events that bridge Half-Life 1 and 2?

[Thelps]

You can practically read every single psychological tool/mechanism a menstruating woman will drop on your psyche metaphorically woven into GLaDOS' speech.

[Jason9992fromroblox]

"DONT BELIVE ME!? HERE ILL PUT YOU ON! [HEELELLoooooO] Thats you THATS how dumb you sound!" "[UUGUUAUUAGHH] I HHAATE YOU"

[lookatmeanimator]

half of 4 is two

this means that half plus half equals whole.

base ten is commonly used in counting

this means that 2 = 5

5 + 5 = 10.

therefore:

2 + 2 = 10.

in base four.

i love it.

[TrueXufox]

"Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much; du you want to marry it? Well, i won't let you! How does that feel?" xDDD

[Appo47]

[random quote]

[liptonBlueBirdAdd]

@Appo47 [witty response]

[griffmstr835]

@Appo47

Personally I don't see what is wrong with posting your favorite quote from the video... :P

[brantonisme]

IN BASE FOUR I'M FINE!!!!!

[tonywhite2259]

Don't believe? Here; I'll put you of HERROOOOOOOOOO that was you. That's how dumb you sound.

[Terastas]

I think I laughed the hardest at the voice GLADoS gives Chell (a female character) in her reminiscence:

"Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit, and I said 'goodbye,' and you were like 'NO WAY' and then I was all 'we pretended we were going to murder you.' That was great."

[Geckuno]

2+2 is 10 in base four...i'M fine lolllll

[eedobaba7726]

Helooooooo!!

THAT'S YOU! That's HOW DUMB YOU SOUND!

lol one of my favorites.

[00ErgoProxy00]

lolz 'NO WAY!"

[NuclearStudios]

Sexy AI

[luv4manga]

I think that's my favorite quote from the entire game. "Maybe you should marry it since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? WELL I WON'T LET YOU!"

[LunaKBLunatic]

The longer I listen to this, the more human GLaDOS sounds... for a computer a least.

[saphira2k5]

From 2:25 - 2:56 was when GLaDOS sounds totally crazy and evil and I don't remember ever hearing that.

[ColdRiceBall]

"You're still shuffling around a little, but believe me, you're dead."

XD

[numberonegtafan]

from 3:00 - 3:17 is the funniest thing I've ever heard GladOS say, tho I don't recall her saying it in Portal at any time.

[MrJkid2010]

"YOU Think YOURR DOING SOME DAMAGE! two plus two is.......Ten IN BASE FOUR IM FINE!!"o_o

[bakahaseo]

"Ugh I HAATE YOOU!!"