Hard Justice: S1E6 (Halo 3 Machinima)

[tyrant3883]

My bad!

[tyrant3883]

@RonaldinhoReborn

[TheChikanika]

This reminds me of Hot Fuzz. 1 really good cop with a bunch of stupid ones :D

[nsr4interpol]

lol at the opening credits. I can only assume Digital Ph33r was being ironic o_O

[MyDragz]

Bernard: no body does that except on tv.Eddie: no i seen people do it on tv. bernard: thats what i just said. f#*k !!

[r4p444]

I really wonder how many people got 'viewer discretion'

[nom1IndymonglFan]

get it the first word in the title is hard and the agency is called erect

[vancelandow]

@nom1IndymonglFan Wow. It took you six episodes to realize that? I fucking pity you.

[RedMileGaming]

@nom1IndymonglFan Oh what? This is my second time watching the series and never noticed that. Mind=Blown.

[TheHeavyMetalX]

lol "36 for the price of...~sunglasses~ Justice"

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAHH

[ducks698]

@TheHeavyMetalX Where's the AWWWW YEAAAAAAH face when you need it?

[vulkancorax]

what's the theme music?

[SinataSeries]

Lol. All the guys that we hear Howard typing up on his date-if-gay list are British. XD

[oProHD]

Who heard eddie laugh while he was speaking at 0:54

[SinataSeries]

@oProHD ... all of us.

Do you really feel the need to point it out? Hawking for thumbs up, are we?

[ruzzzler]

@oProHD lol good eye... i mean ear =_=

[Pico2571]

some many genuises on machinima....not enough views...

[Powerpigpen11]

This is probably stupid to say, but does anyone have sheet music for the piano intro?

[xXD1MZXx]

@DigitalPh33r plz make more episodes from all series you make cuz their awesome xD

[xWebkinzgirl1999x]

Dude the speed limit in the parking lot is like..20 and I was doing 22!!

[SpyroWJumpz]

The credit's song reminds me of GTA3. i want a cookie

[kilulafo]

@SpyroWJumpz I haven't listened to it yet. I want a cookie.

[Orangeization]

@McChang117

I'm pretty sure people recieve alerts not only on their other pages, but also on their email and youtube message box when replied to. Will this info make you any less of a stupid prick? Nope.

[damuska2000]

@McChang117 why do you care about caring careless carecracking wellfare care?

[RonaldinhoReborn]

I'm having a sale on battle rifle bullets. 36 for the price of.... justice. XD

[bob2bobert2bobertson]

@RonaldinhoReborn That is one of my favorite quotes of all time, this show was great.

[fusiondexter]

yeah, keep explaining things to me because i'm not being sarcastic!

[ninjaguy1995]

whats the name of the intro music

[TielProductions]

This machinima offers a deep and intricate plot leavened with crude humor.

[PongoLikesBananas]

@TielProductions Most all of Jon CJG's series are crude humor like this.

[TielProductions]

@PongoLikesBananas And that's why I like them 

[PatTricksterOriginal]

Future directors

[l4dlover92]

its a lot like "life on mars"

[DarkEye1564]

I hate ppl who request thumbs up. Thumbs up if you agree. Just Kidding dont put thumbs up unless you want to

[RedGun15]

PLZ dont say erect

[belshir]

@RedGun15 E.R.E.C.T

[marcopride90911]

@Darkeye1564 your mom is a looser cos I banged her all night long, btw diz machinimas are awesome, all of us do not have the same exact sence of humor so let's just keep the retarded commentz

[DarkEye1564]

@marcopride90911 FK YOU

[DarkEye1564]

@marcopride90911 im srry i offended you but what i hate is that you bring my mom into this you dont even know where I live, i dont even live in the US i live in PR

[SierraGolf017]

Im having a sale on Battle Rifle rounds.....36 for the price of...justice...

[DarkEye1564]

All those who put thumbs down on this vid. are total losers

[palpatine112]

bernards probly like wtf is this comedy central?

[hi1111hello1111hi]

dude the speed limit was like 20 and i was going like 22

[thexavierproject]

Thumbs up if you hate people who request you thumbs up their comments.

[RevelationUltimatum]

@thexavierproject ...

[YodSamechLamed]

@thexavierproject wow...

[silvermario15]

i better see 143 different halo 3 machinima videos that r better than this one, cuz if not imma start throwing plasma grenades because of ppl who think this isn't a cool series

[Degitalxxxde3trgfXXX]

I gotta watch this HOLE SERIES :(!

JK XD THUMBS UP FOR JOHN!!! 

[Maxx4609]

And Duce ex machina

[RKO619SONC]

arby n the chief,one life remaining, hard justice FTW

[tucker1426100]

the intro is fucking AWESOME! thumbs up if you agree.

[dgaheyfnscg1000]

@tucker1426100 no

[SaphirePhoenix08]

love this series, and "Arby 'n' the Chief". Keep up the good work :)

[jicksawjunk]

There's no crimes today.

No crime in the city today? How do you know that?

There haven't been a single broadcast all day.

Thats because it's not fucking on.

Oh....

[Seanze329]

I get kind of annoyed with how whiny and bitchy Bernard is but it doesn't really effect how amazing the show is,

[Baird419]

uh this is best halo story ever



[zagazsanology]

Jon needs to finish his degree in Film making, he is a great script writer, just needs to cut out some of the dick jokes ;)

[MrDakotaheer]

fuck you sony ericson

[JamesWilliamMcLellan]

dude the speed limit in the parking lot is like 20 and I was doing like 22. lol

[DanDood11]

I agree with Howard, Hugh Laurie would also be on my list.

[TheIcebreaker1234]

i have an ad blocker on my laptop but the 1 ad that got passed it is a damn good 1...the halo reach trailer, the BEST TRAILER EVER!!!!

[Heisbig]

I swear I've heard that song before, anyoe know if that's a song from final Fantacy

[jazi150]

All the guys in Hard Justice are crazy.

[tacospartan]

first part was awesome

[NRBclanProductions]

lol im having a sale on BR rounds...36 for the price of....justice (howard stares lol!!!)

[iluvtexting1234]

so this finally has its own theme song cool

[soldierlittleboy]

people only do that on tv

no i saw someone do it ..... on TV

FUCK

[TheShowRecreation]

does howard know ur down here doing this shit. dude the speed limit in the parking lot is like 20 and i was doing 22.

[masterfinjr]

OMG u should definitely put up a download link for the Intro soundtrack. PLEASE!!!!!

[Gyohdon]

OLOL at 5:30 it says '9:38 AM'.

Guess what time it is here xD

[MrXxkeegxX]

dude the parking lot limit is like 20 and im doin 22

[kane445898]

"Dude the speed limit in the parking lots like 20 and i was doing 22" LOL

[tremuloser]

I just realized how much the music sounds like from star wars.

[DisturbedGenesis]

Wow, Howard's pretty badass isn't he? XD

[VivaPanamaChica100]

Haha "Dude the speed limit in the parking lot is like 20, and I was doing 22"

[DarkSiege2010]

I see it finally got an opening sequence... Nicely done.

[Animalsscareme]

This is by far on of the best Machinima's out there

[Movies4you24]

"there hasnt been any broadcasts all day" "thats cause its not on" .."oh " "well i guess there isnt any broadcasts" told you" "u didnt no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[sparten882]

opening is brillant

[sparten882]

i can't believe this vid doesn't have more views thumbs up if u agree

[LokeeRider1]

i love the music from the end.

[TransformersFan34869]

"i'm not being sarcastic by the way."

"W-what?"

[NoobSnoopy]

1:35 is that music from max payne

[RoboPlatypus7]

"But Howard and the Governor said you weren't supposed to..."

"Really?! I didn't know that are you serious?!!?"

"Yeah remember, Roman-"

"Keep explaining things to me because I'm not being sarcastic right now, by the way."

"Wh.... what?"

[GameKid98]

This series deserves 1.000.000 views on each ep.

[AAtripleB]

hey does anyone think that dightal pheer will ever end his videos?

[cornguy8]

"36... for the price of justice"

[DEMONKNIGHTY2K]

just say in the comments ph33r as all

[sierra1182]

"Hmmm... Number three. Oh! Dainel Craige!" lol

[brenton015]

If read his blog he says he wont probably finish the series of dues ex machina

because he lost instrest in it and it been about 2 years since he did something with the series.

[jackmando97]

what is the song at the beginging

[sawyerstang]

@jackmando97 "deep secrets main theme" i think

[KoinDuo]

this should be a movie dammit. new blockbuster of the century

[V71Aaron]

" the speed limit in the parking lot is 20 and i was doing like 22" =) LOL

[sharpshot118]

digital ph33r, if you read this comment, can you atleast explain to us y u stopped making dues ex machina?

[FallenTemplar1405]

@sharpshot118 he got bored of it

[KoinDuo]

@sharpshot118 whats dues ex machina?

[sharpshot118]

@KoinDuo another one of his videos

[KoinDuo]

@sharpshot118 if its a video... how can digital stop making it? doesn't grammatically make sense

[miranrolo]

its a series about a super spartan dude

[TurtleSpawnStudio]

@KoinDuo Deus ex machina is a halo 3 machinama about a vigililanty (may of spelled that wrong) in the last city on earth where the crime rate is at an all time high. Great series, you ought to try it.

[shadowpredator100]

@TurtleSpawnStudio didnt anyone tellyou that jon hates deus ex machina and is never going to finish it

[RevelationUltimatum]

@TurtleSpawnStudio And then it ends with him getting butt fucked by two aliens...

[MrVideoman234]

bernard:that only works on TV

eddie:no it works i saw ppl do it on TV

bernard :thas what i jus said fuck

[MathewMkay]

This series deserved WAY more views. Thumbs up if you agree =)

[NDIT54]

@MathewMkay Fucking thumb whore little kid

[MathewMkay]

@NDIT54 U mad?

[SurgicClips69]

@MathewMkay Agreed.

[DubandBass100]

@MathewMkay There are like sooo many machinma's tht ppl dont actually see all tht many of them

[GRIMTHENINJA]

@MathewMkay why do you care so much about getting thumbs up?

[Pico2571]

@MathewMkay

this deserved WAY more thumbs up....

[KaiokenKaro]

does any one get the joke in the title but me?

[crankchamp]

Dude the speed limit in the parking spot is 20km/h and i was like doing 22... lol wtf?? ahaha

[elnumbrotres]

I absolutly lost it at the begining when Howard pulls up and says "dude the speed limit in the parking lot is 20 and I was doing like 22".

[wertycrow]

Max is teh best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[redgamemaster]

i dont know how he dose it but he makes good serious halo 3 machinimas.

but i hope he makes more Deus Ex Machina. :) got good job all around

[BF2lover59]

@redgamemaster totally i havnt seen one of those in like 2 years

[TheBronze3ye]

howard would date this dainal james bond craig?

[jakb17]

the opening song seems like something form silwnt hill

[vulkancorax]

What's the theme song called?

[sonicspeed011]

Superman 64....*shivers*

[xboxazores]

lol

[MC066]

wats tht song during the credits? someone plz respond i want to know...

[Cole58S]

@MC066 hey idk but i think the song ure looking for is said in the credits

[shavecorn90210]

i like how erect has only 4 guys

[OrginalCookieMonster]

@shavecorn90210 It used to be 3. A shaft and balls? *shrug*

[TheLordofthewii]

first eddy then max then hawrad

[NightFox358]

Eddie no one actually does that thats just on tv Eddie:no no u can do it i saw it on tv thats wat i just said fuck LOL

[Mercury946]

dude the speed limit in this parking lot is 20 and im doing like 22, LOL!

[DoomCrewOfficialBand]

lol

IM HAVING A SALE ON BATTLE RIFLE ROUNDS

36 for the price of... JUSTICE

genius man!

[MATTTJ68]

I Thought that when Max said that, he was gonna go rouge or sommin and kill Howard. That would have been.....................New..­..

[comdeynutz]

dun dun dun

[guitarguy42394]

love the title music, and as always, great videos.

[NightFox358]

yo check this shit out oh shit that was fuckin.........crazy lol

[ragingspasm]

dude the speed limit in the parkin lot is like 20 and i was doin 22

[ragingspasm]

im pretty much a noob at halo and ive got recon

[williamhobson62]

at 3:40 it looks like it says UNSL lol united natitions space loosers

[BandJStudios09]

Recon isn't so easy to get

[mrgamer44444444]

y cant they wear recon? mark vi is gross

[iscream565]

your gross

[TheSceneRockerz123]

@mrgamer44444444

Digital ph33r only has 1 person with recon and he cba doing it again so he just uses mark vi...its quicker

[RuleTheGamers]

Because he only has 1 account with it, dumbass.

[uzumaki913]

@mrgamer44444444 cause foe multiple people to wear it hed have to have multiple ppl with it (I.E he doesnt) num nuts

[megadong2247]

look how old this is, idiot.

[memop2pointo0]

recon is gay now that everybody has it and it sux and makes people say wow how gay

[MonsterHunterLegends]

very true

[guttersieat]

The best usage for switching roadsides from rats nest and foundry.

[Dudeofdeath0015]

"Dude the speed limit in the parking lot is like 20 and I was doing 22"

"-sigh- Fuck"

Rofl

[tunafish8D]

""minor disturbance in the shopping mall, think you can take this?" "what a coincidence, I'm having a sale on battle rifle rounds, 36 for the price of, justice.."

*RANDOM LONG SILENCE* xD

[ItachiUchiha123345]

fail driving!

[hotshot461]

holy shit it has an opening theme O.O

[laserbeahm]

lol! "and why the fuck do you have 2 seperate emulations of superman 64 running at the same time?"

[Pieterdesnowboarde]

welll oki its a little funny xD with the cars on the beginxD

[hoompie18]

in all digitalph33rs videos there is always 1 scene that makes me fucking laugh soo hard

[HwkDown]

what a surprise im having a sale of battle rifles

36 for the price of justice

[joshleblanc1]

lol over 100 tabs on firefox!?!?!?! and all are youtube.......

[fluffydude111]

woooo justice!

[redst0mpy]

remember REACH...

[masterjedilink45]

please tell me the opening song plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz­zz

[hackerman700]

Why did we by:Andy southem

[ARISAKAman1]

whats is the name of the intro song? plz tell me

[hackerman700]

Why did we by:Andy southem

[Ronson1324]

he needs more voice actors so they don't sound the same.

[dervishofwin]

This machinima character action, camera angle.... everything is awesome!

[deathdonky]

im halving a sale on battle rifle rounds....

36 for the price of justis

ROFL!!1!!!!

[xpynkynovax]

thirty-six, for the price of... justice.

[Yoyo19993]

the worst police department i ever saw

[Drakadh]

Dude it ain't just the worst ITS THE DUMBEST ONE EVA! Exep for Brown is a smart

[TheWakaflaka]

mega fag lmao jk

[halaback9]

the speed limit was like 20 and i was doing 22 LOL 1:23

[TheHalomaniac23]

this is an awesome series.

[exciter666bitch]

lol .... this shuld be a real tv show i would watch it and its hallarious

[DACnumber1]

It would have to be censored and that would take away from the realness.

[james227uk]

Depending on country, shows after a certain time (UK is 9:00PM) don't need to be censored.

[TheCam444]

36... for the price of... justice... lol

[xODBxTetsuke]

he uses the same voice changer for ed as he does for clare in arby n the chief... nioce lol considering that ones a boy and ones a girl...