Shit Musicians Say

[jelly769]

28 musicians did not like this vid.

[TheZacwillems]

This is awful!!!!!

[TheBlackAngusFilms]

This video makes me wish I had my 20's back. I should have just gone to law school.

[venessyaddictive]

The Jack Daniels is the only thing i noticed from this whole thing. JS....

[Byrner31]

Your obviously not a musician because no one says that and bands that play in their garages or whatever are not musicians.

[dessienfefe143]

@Byrner31 Youre dumb , how are they in a garage? and a musician is anyone makes music, it doesnt matter where.

[Hojahs]

this is false...... that is, as has been said, wannabe musicians say, and she is a vocalist. choir people (or especially wannabes) are NOT musicians, and neither are most drummers and some guitar players (that only learn false versions of old rock songs off the internet in tab)...... chick was cute, tho

[alisonbedell]

ur cool

[pufftico]

You forgot " I'm just not playing good today."

[mphello]

Musicians have only 7 letters in THEIR alphabet: A B C D E F G.

Imagine trying to make sentences out of those letters only.

You'd sound pretty retarded, too:

A BAD EGG FADED. FACE EDGE.

[louisalive]

@mphello the letters are not for making words clever-clogs... who's the retard now? hehe

[mphello]

@louisalive Who's the retard who doesn't get an obvious joke when they see it?

[louisalive]

@mphello your mum m8 hehe

[MorningRise90]

One two three four SNARE! 

[Splash358]

how about "half of my hair is the wrong color"?

[WeAreSemiSweet]

@Splash358 haha

[AlexKiaad]

@Splash358 its called a dip dye?

[Xcensis]

You look like Victoria Newman from the Young and the Restless

[emagdnim2447]

anyone else see a gay justin bieber commercial before bringing people a year supply of pro-active? BAHAHAHAHA I thought it was a joke. "Hey i got some pro-active for you." "Look this girl needs pro-active" wooooooooow!!!

[BLDbassist]

"Verse, chorus, verse, chorus, bridge, chorus..." HAHAHA! Nice one! :D

[AbbehRose]

CHECK, CHECK! CHYECKK!

[GinaLouiseMacDonald]

"The acoustics are great in here" - lol'd at that pun

[blackbeltjones2006]

shit musicians say right before I ask them to leave my studio.

[kGmusicpage]

Shit people who think they're musicians think that musicians say*

[InsidersHealthTV]

Have you seen the Shit Health Snobs Say yet? The junk food slap down is pretty funny too!

[pridsters]

The drummer's hot.

[Lastmanonearth]

...what?



[thatonechick2012]

"I'm going to guitar center, you need anything?"

Story of my life! That and Skip's :D

\m/

[dylanfx67]

i've never said that! i take offense to this! 

[LauraBegthel]

@dylanfx67 Hahaha

[wcropp1]

I want your amplifiers.

[thrgirlinthehall]

She's too model hot to be hanging out with these losers.

[nathanboobier]

I wish people asked ME if I want anything from Guitar Center every time someone went...,

[boazpatlur]

is this a real band?

[WeAreSemiSweet]

@boazpatlur - no but I'm in one. checkout my other videos to hear my music. let me know what you think. thanks for watching.

[TribeCalledJake]

Fuck cochella

[josephnarwhal]

Foster the People comes on: "Sellouts" lol

[ProfessorShredward]

this is what annoying vocalists say

[missFamintje]

BOOOEEEE

[JxLamdin090]

This is shit singers say. Enjoyed it though.

[MrNaturerune]

strangest urge to scream sing right now to bad everyone's asleep :///

[PureBlackPunk]

nice orange haha

[jessy0295]

BONAROOOO

[JohnnyxStitches]

Shit People Who Think They're Musicians Say*

[avenged7xguitar]

shit bad* musicians say.

[MrJeffshaver]

"Why is there no sound?" is the best one i've heard multiple times in any recording setting.

[tat3vghazaryan]

Sellouts :D

[officialODi]

surprised I didn't read any comments regarding her looks so I'll set things off... that chick is hot as FUCK

[AndyKonecnyMusic]

Shit poser rockstars say maybe lol

[dwkii77]

Treating Guitar Center like the grocery store...hilarious.

[CHURCHISAWESUM]

*hits her tooth with the mic* Oh shit..

LOL we've all done that before :D

[nottinmatterz2day]

:)

[manders96xx]

i fucking love your ombre hair

[YourFriendDim]

It's a pop gaurd bro, you dont need to adjust it. fofl this is all so true.

[fullbloodsaiyan]

poop

[BMSMisFits]

course she's a bassist

[survivingthelist]

"1, 2, 3, 4 SNARE!!"

[danidelafuente1]

lol i thought it was lykki li at first

[NightingaleMidna]

she's sooooooo pretty :o

[mickeyminnie417]

hahah "sell outs" 

[bettyforte]

Shit Audio Engineers Say ----> Watch it

[R4R45]

Lol that wasn't bad :)

[Ritaki9321]

Keep replaying 0:51 and it sounds like an otter >_>

[ILikeSkellingtons]

0:49 - Did anyone else think Gideon Graves?

[TheLedCan]

She actually sounded good for half a second at :51

[Kelfecil00]

Way too many pedals for a bassist....especially one with such a bass...

[guitarkidshredman]

the only one i've said, and i say it a bunch, is verse-chorus-verse-bridge-chor­us-etc

[LarryMarkel]

the fake fuckers are the ones that go around saying all this shit. "Ah man check out my new mix" Im like no, you song sucks.

[MeetMeAtTheWall]

I'm glad i dont say any of this

[kingcherub]

A chick musician that hot could be much douchey than that and get away with it.

[thedrummerdude777]

@kingcherub *cough, cough* Hayley Williams *cough, cough*

[Knightslayer35]

Im going to guitar center you need anything? nope.

Spoken like a true musician.

[Fullmetal1890P]

Uh, more like what "rockers" say.

[deed7347]

shes totally hot

[nativtex1]

I think you mean... "shit wanna be musicians say"

[SamDaGreat67]

the only thing i say to others is 'wanna jam?'

[bgirldestany]

OMG u totally forgot "I'M IN THE STUDIO" u should add that...hear that so much from musicians lol

[VlogdelaLula]

Can you help me carry this?? HAHAHAHA EPIC! so true

[holyswordsmanoffaith]

@TheJosh1111111111111 Same here...except I've been playing for 6.

[d00bin]

can you help me carry this? lmao! ALL the time

[telizabeth2002]

1:08 I hate it when bandmates answer their phone and text during practice.

[e7soul]

LAaaame!

[lillslovesyou]

you look a little bit like Jessica Biel? :)

[bagelbruin]

I like that bass.

[Robynsane]

you forgot "What tuning is that in?" XD

[IndigooChilld]

Lol @ sellouts

[3DAndy76]

Lol I hate it when my bandmates try to sing what they want me to play on drums.

[Magician12345]

im not a musician (well kinda) and ya, everything on the radio sounds retarded, well, everything on kroq sounds retarded.

[robinater]

You forgot "Are we getting paid this time?"

[clapadamclap]

wrong shit musicians say..."dude, can borrow a couple of bucks"

[ToshiyaReitaVK]

that bass is the shit

[loveCGFG]

not true at all.

[2waterfall]

"Let's try it again - just one more time." Love it. Then listening in the car... Love that too!

[CookieDee11]

that girl is soo fine!

[Metallimeister]

Fail.

[Ginjaardrummer]

Shit Avril Lavigne says***

[ValiantCorvus]

I think that most people are gonna miss that indirect jab at guitar center :x

[carlosmota93]

NO!!! IT GOES VERSE CHORUS VERSE CHORUS BRIDGE CHORUS!!! UGH. haha I do that ALL the time.

[Ethanshredguitar]

"do you guys hear that eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....?"

It's cause your guitar is right in front of a half stack of Orange amps

[fallnreverse16]

@Ethanshredguitar implying that sound doesnt make your song better if you know how to use it :p

[Ethanshredguitar]

@fallnreverse16 You mean like in punk? :P

[fallnreverse16]

@Ethanshredguitar hendrix used it eric johnson used it so no not in punk

[Ethanshredguitar]

@fallnreverse16 It was a joke because punk songs sound like feedback through the whole song, at least the crappy high school punk bands that play in their parent's garages and stand right in front of their amps

[giselliamoore]

haha this exactly what im like :p lol

[haleyjwilson91]

Guitar center lololollol

[laurenissuper]

THE ACOUSTICS ARE GREAT IN HERE!

[Jeffodious]

1-2-3-4 SNARE!

[GradyRosten]

boo guitar center! support your local music store .now thats what musicians say .because i am one

[drumsforever101]

"Acoustics are great in here!" In the middle of an acoustic room... /facepalm

[katikough]

WE SHOULD JAM TOGETHER.

[BASSMASTA264]

*Girl musicians

[ArkhamMetalNY]

shit morons say



[quocdarock]

no

[udoodoo27]

1 2 3 4 SNAAAAARE!!

[NarwhalsArePimps]

OH MY YOU STUPID PEOPLE IT'S A FUCKING JOKE. THAT'S THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT.

[xXfalken16Xx]

she's a babe

[OmegaPisces]

More like sh*t wanna be musicians say. (Obviously no skills).

[ValiantCorvus]

If the lead singer got behind my kit and told me what to play, I'd just tell him/her to fuck off.

[XxxxxJamesxxxX]

@ValiantCorvus The lead singer in my band does that all the time because he plays drums. It's actually nice to have a singer who also knows how to play an instrument.

[ValiantCorvus]

@XxxxxJamesxxxX It's less about actually knowing how to play an instrument, and knowing how to play an instrument WELL. On that note, most singers I work with are totally clueless, so I guess I'm biased.

[XxxxxJamesxxxX]

@ValiantCorvus Yes well I mean he can actually play it. Not just that he tries. Trying doesn't count.

[brandinator22]

This should be called "Why girls shouldn't be in rock bands".

[followerDISNEY]

@brandinator22 *some

[TheElleyoo]

1:18 best song !! pumped up kicks!:DD

[fuzzytron]

I've hit the mic on my lips countless times. 

[noonie0gurl]

How dare she do that to FOSTER THE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AthenaAddicted]

Okay everyone is saying shit rock musicians say. Not true. At all. This is more like shit poser musicians say. No good musician actually does this.

[LifeisBrandNew]

As a classical musician, I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

[justin74923]

Thumbs up for pumped up kicks.

[MarinVillalpando15]

Rookies -_- 

[MegaSirianni]

These people are shitty musicans.

[HisakoHiga]

Put " Shit Rock Musicians Say" because I'm a musician but i play clarinet, sax and piano. Not rock.

[eatsunson]

She's hot

[ashbooann16]

0:49 I'm guilty of that, otherwise, nothing else...

[darladisaster]

Poserlicious.

[NewNewNewModelNo15]

HOLY SHIT YOU LOOK LIKE ADRIANA LIMA



[marchingirl57]

*shit people in bands say.

[arvindmega]

This is not shit a musician says..its something Brittney Spears or Madonna says. And they're not musicians!

[ConnorNConnor]

I have never met a real musician who sounds like that. Just beginners...

[HEHAWHEHAWBESWEET]

is that what I sound like?

[Songwriter4God]

0:50 ROFL! :P

[xBrennIV]

Lol all the guys in the band have frizzy hair.

[phastermonkey]

These parodies are supposed to be funny. But, this one wasn't funny.... :/

[CousCam]

0:13 I just about cried when I saw that Orange half stack and heard her say that...

lrnhw2feedback

[awsomejustin8]

0:26 Guitar Center



[teddyfreeloader]

are you sure this isn't Shit Girls Say?

[JMort95]

wheres my pick????

[blockov12]

@JMort95 this is shit guitarists say, there's a diff video for that haha check it out, more accurate than this one

[xDaiserz]

Just no

[internacenal]

this is so ME!!!!!!! :P

[adelisyus]

What was that song played on 1:19?

[an225gd]

@adelisyus "pumped up kicks" by Foster the People

[ampedup455]

Umm... I have never met a real musician who sounds like that.

[SXK32]

only unrealistic one: at the end when dude says he DOESN'T need anything from guitar center, lol

[SXK32]

1 2 3 4 SNARE! lol

[ShaolinPete]

mega hot, seriously mega hot

[CommieBastard1]

Hi, I'm a violinist. I don't say any of this shit.

[zebov88]

"We should jam together." But we never do.

[wdbard]

Classical musicians aren't like this at all...

[odin5469]

shit noob musicians say***

[BASSMASTA264]

@odin5469 *Shit Orianthi says.

[GradyRosten]

@BASSMASTA264 nice

[tiffanyward77]

you are so gorgeous! omg lol you have a beautiful smile (: and honestly all those things are true haha

[vgunning]

oh u mean 'shit stupid girls say'



[ashladee13]

the acoustics are GREAT in here!

[svanduuren]

I like how in this video, like in most people's eyes, musician = person in a rock band.

[ChargersRock13]

@svanduuren Not at all bro...

[dubst5p]

@svanduuren Actually I thought the other way around, as soon as I saw they were in a rock "band" I instantly considered them not to be musicians.

[Magiffin]

@svanduuren Well, I certainly wouldn't call a rapper a musician.

[joms654]

She's sexy

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