The Bastard Breaks Up Again

[tater40712]

ive had to do this before lol

[corsht]

LOL I Have the exact same problem my gf is fat......

[PWTWrestling]

hilarious video but the crying ruined it.

[tonyhawkpro4]

The way he says: "You've never seen misery?!"

[heinzie5]

this guy is my hero xD

[bmwdriver63]

I would have never imagined doing something so mean to my ex girlfriend would have got me the top comment for this video. I would like to thank her for not putting out enough and making me realize I can get off more at other girls' houses. I found that out before I broke up with her but that's besides the fact. Thank you too Jon Lajoie for the inspiration, and careful video planing that may have changed my life haha.

[oliviariver]

@bmwdriver63 Way to be , dick .

[TheSaintFisher]

I watched Misery and I got more scared from ehn I watched The Ring ,probobly because it is more real

[MrAdzerman]

Misery is an AWESOME movie =)

[MrCoisen]

@MrAdzerman well, the book is better xD but i agree ^^

[gilesmunashe11]

ahaah



[Trollfeeder1234]

reminds me of my breakup n.n

wait... umm

[flabeast]

Cathy Bates from misery??? Lool

[lionfang12]

"I'm sure there are plenty of blind people looking for-"

Me: They'r blind......they're not looking, they're groping their way around.

[zion2train]

alot of blind people

[mudeye1000]

as soon as they touch you, they'll quickly realise their mistake.... oh how many people in vegas could go with that.

[rlummus1137]

the university of disgusting.......FUCKING LOVE IT!

[rocknrolljunkie2011]

he says it with sincerity too.:D oh man, my head is killing me. i'm going to wake up the neighborhood laughing. shit...

[dontscrewtheworld]

so if the blind date (lol) stops getting attrected to her after he touches her, how about a blind guy with leprosy? they can't feel anything. it's the perfect match!

[ghostofandy]

James Caan IS and always Will Be Sonny from Godfather, and nothing else.

[PozzBox]

in a couple years when shes 18? hahahaha

[LaGioiella]

People with Narcissistic Personality Disorder talk to other human beings like this. What they need is a lithium drip and to be abandoned for good. However, it is hard for many to ditch those who can be so charming and charismatic, however fake.

[yixiangharry]

so mean!haah

[maiiozo213]

His rington lolll!!!

[iloveshanedawson52]

Did I leave my condoms here ? Yeah , I'm gonna need those .. [starts clicking tongue impatiently lol]

[Hoffmane4Life]

i just dated a girl for 2 hours to break up with her like that and posted it on my FB account on video :)

[SalaD891]

@Hoffmane4Life link ur fb

[ChuckNorris449]

What an Romantic, Lovely guy:) He sure knows how to treat a women

[MegaDk911]

yu graduated lil chubby school alil while ago ! haha he is funny

[stickface1394]

James Kahn?.... who's.... oh tht guy....

[thekhamele0n]

why dont all videos let me run them at half speed?

[ryba1289]

she' s a big girl.... hahaha

[jertog]

this guy taught me how to look like a pedophile rapist, now he taught me how to break up with fat and ugly chicks! :D

[zepbach1]

Thumbs up if you´ve seen Misery.

[joebobpeter]

Because you fuck fat chicks?

[GonzaDan000]

reminds me of me hahaa ;)

[comedyfan4325]

Type in "fast weed rap" for a cool and funny song

[danimal52816]

she is a big girl....

[apigbenis009]

@iKealzDi No shit

[apigbenis009]

@bmwdriver63 that's fucked up....lol

[Remington700FTW]

lol what a bastard

[s9bedibe]

maybe in some years, when you're 18

HA!

[poischis]

*chukles* she is a big girl! *LOL* best line ever!



[LikeTotallyRich]

John is such a good actor but any girl who want to be his GF... should be prepared!

[LikeTotallyRich]

LOL.

[MollySato]

Whaaat!? Stop crying woman and kick him you know where!! :oP

[SilverGenocide]

& when he gets old enough to understand,just tell him that..uhhh... his dad died when he was really young...But make it cool!!!!...something like uhhh...... i died killing terrorists.....or...umm/....uh­hh...saving a woman from...RAPE....

LMAO...

[friendlyfire53]

God damnit Jon! I had water in my mouth when you said, "if all else fails, you could always kill yourself," and right in front of me was my Ipad 2, and I laughed and spit water all over it!

[bmwdriver63]

I sent this to my girlfriend. She replied lol. I texted back and said no i'm breaking up with you.

[paulyrockjapan]

@bmwdriver63 u made my day mate. 

[bmwdriver63]

@paulyrockjapan Apparently I ruind hers lol

[zion2train]

@bmwdriver63 and u for real did it? thats fkn awsome

[SeanMDolan]

@bmwdriver63 i would be very gullable to belive this but i so hope you did

[htftyut6]

@bmwdriver63 She probably put that on FML...good job dude!

[bmwdriver63]

@htftyut6 haha it was kinda fucked!, but funnys my thing and to me it was funny. She wasnt't anything compared to this video but if i was going to go out, go out with a bang!

[TrollinJoker]

well the first was better...

but anyway, you are the greatest youtuber ever .... well of all youtubers i know

[StuffThatBurns]

thumbs up?

[crossadam]

Thumbs up if you want a different rated top comment

[Boyler2KNever]

its i dont care about your bumb :) derp

[conicheywa]

If all else fails...you could always kill yourself. Lulz

[Brachra2011]

@iKealzDi wow.....just wow....



[Vykernes]

I wanna see your bomb i dont care what you say no i dont have feelings cause feelings are gays

[themoocrew1]

Say I died KILLING TERRORIST

[themoocrew1]

@iKealzDi its not supposed to be real

[Froggybeast69]

i love how their son is 4 years old in the first one, but 1 year old in the this one lol

[Mrmcroller]

@Froggybeast69 i guess its 2 different people.

[Froggybeast69]

@Mrmcroller i wouldnt doubt it, Jon Lajoie gets all the ladies lol

[Chalino696]

Is she 18 yet and did she lose the weight?

[KarlaSmilee]

"She's a big girl.... hahaha, she IS a big girl hahaha!" <--- LOL. Nearly killed me.

[therightfootedmessi]

@KarlaSmilee

rofl i know right

the fake laugh made me lol even harder

[Stickmen25]

0:32 is best part!

[DevenJM1]

Wow what a dick.

[WoahCarrot]

Hahahahhahaa OMG if that were me I'd kill you in your sleep XD

[DavidVogt]

"maybe in a couple of years when youre 18" hahahah!

[AssAssinEleMents]

hahaha



[JohnnyJackPompolla]

the song at 0:27 is "in different ways"

[Anifreak561]

Lol "she's a big girl"

[renano95]

how come his son was 4 in the first one but now he's 1?

[amat0er]

@renano95 well.. he broke up with the 4 year old son's mother. I guess it's another child from another woman ;)

[Mrpokekid97]

@renano95 it's a different son.... different woman... he's a man slut.

[HoytBowhunter888]

lmao nice ringtone jon :)



[chillococo]

hahahaha wow... that is just brutal...

[shane809887]

Is your son Joey the same Joey from Pointless Profanity ep. 2?

[Shaftsus]

hahahaha maybe in a couple of years when you're 18....

[randalph]

@msmurkamoloko

yeah but it's ambiguous. Like "big" girl :D. Show some respect for the man. Jon's not only operating on 1 level ;). Well, and it might not be intended. But then it's unintended genious :D.

[coasterMYtoaster09]

my paps blind!!



[kaichrono]

...attending the university of disgusting....Lmao

[ChristiaanL14]

saving a woman from rape

[xKatexLynnxRaex]

im sure there is plenty of blind people looking to date

[missangel1099]

im sure there are many of......blind people out there looking for a date

[felixandnaruto]

This guy is my new hero

[randalph]

haha, some people are offended by the sentence 'in a couple of years when you're 18'. The actual joke is that this is the OLDER one of those two LOL.

Listen - he says 'Hey BABY' :D and 'breaking up with the OLD one. It's intended, believe me :D. So hilarious :D.

[ChristiaanL14]

@randalph she can handle it she's a big girl... She is a BIG girl hahaha

[emilyfalzon95]

I'm sure there are plenty of BLIND people out there hahahahah

[MylilMethLab]

Normal Guy 3!!!

[cezarcezar69]

They already have a kid and his goodbye is: "well, I have to go...good bye, and how knows, maybe in A COUPLE OF YEARS when u're 18... we cross paths and fall in love again"

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

whatta big nasty bastard!

my hero

[spawnoftheshred]

Lmfao this is great. 272 people are fat ugly girls.

[matiera1]

almost three hundred are attending the University of Disgusting....... But i'd still bang Cathy Bates.....

[bighemi57]

Wowzers

[kelimad66]

TicTocTicTalkYRU. . . . ?¿?'~'. . . .isUrN°'sStilTwiTch-n

[nathan42538]

haha when she turns 18 lol

[MJlikesMONEY]

Whats that ringtone song called???

[fakelegsrealfeet]

@MJlikesMONEY "my milkshake" by kelis

[simrai18]

@MJlikesMONEY Milkshake by Kelis

[simrai18]

@MJlikesMONEY Milkshake by Kelis

[MJlikesMONEY]

Whats that ringtone song called???

[iamyourfatherferret]

Like if your Canadian!!

[kaynyen]

omg, i ddnt kno who James con was until he said he was papa elf in elf :3

[CaveKanem]

@kaynyen ...WTF Doesn't Know Who James Caan Is? Damn, U Must Be Like 14 Or Somethin'...Haha "The Godfather", "The Program", "Rollerball", "Misery", "Bulletproof", "Get Smart", "The Gambler" & Etc...

[Trancemaster2052]

It's been 3 years. Where's Bastard Breakup 3?

[talk14]

@Trancemaster2052 mabey he found that write girl

[MyReedsBroke]

@Trancemaster2052 what bout pointless profanity 3

[Trancemaster2052]

@MyReedsBroke That too. lol

[kemutins]

@Trancemaster2052 You should be happy, that he's still in relationship and is not breaking up again. xDD

[deadluvva]

lol funny. Amazing.

Fellow Montrealer as well :-)

[KharBonSpadeZ]

wait! ... "when shes 18?!"

PEDO!

[ClinicallyObeseMule]

haha! legality is so much better here!

[gold3npimp]

Is there actually a girl crying?

[Radon11209]

you don't feel pain when you're dead

[LynchMobster47]

271 people are attending the University of Disgusting.

[sancis641]

@LynchMobster47 one of the shittiest attempts to get thumbs up that i've ever seen.

[Firewalkerbg]

@sancis641 Such a shitty attempt, got only over 8k of them... =P

[LynchMobster47]

@sancis641 I live for thumbs up. You sir, have crushed my ego. I hope you're happy.

[jakeshomevids]

when your 18 we'll cross paths, DUDE she's underage, AWESOME

[tor19911]

omg this is some funny shit! you should make a third one. seriously people get offended by this? it's a fucking joke I'm a girl and I think it's hilarious. if it's so offensive then don't watch it

[MusicIsMyLife6991]

Thumbs up if you want Bastard Break up 3!

[SKAtube0]

@MusicIsMyLife6991 he did break up with this lady in the end :P

[MusicIsMyLife6991]

@SKAtube0 - I suppose, but it would be funny to have another one.

[OMGiTzBL4CK0pZ]

I absolutely dedicate this to my ex. lol

[LoggyWD]

this is all women deserve

just kidding

[geekforlifevandc]

@LoggyWD ur just kidding that ur just kidding

[drakenhurst]

This guy will feel the other side's feeling - as he plays with the girl, a girl will play with him later sometime.

He is just a simple un-intelligent egoist who thinks that he is funny.

C'mon like this video and you can prove who bastard you are ..

[rendros88]

@drakenhurst It's fucking funny cause it makes fun of guys like that. What's your problem?

[danielgusev]

@drakenhurst its called a joke. you just dont find it funny cause you look like the chick in the vid and this has happened to u before.

[greenfox2863]

@drakenhurst it's a fucking joke, man. you obviously don't have a sense of humor, me- and countless other people- think he's funny. can't you take a joke?

[geekforlifevandc]

@drakenhurst 8 thousand people like this so go f urself

[drakenhurst]

This idiot will feel the other side's feeling later - that time he will know what a f*cking great joke it is ....

He is a simple egoist who has not any intelligens that's all

[Playster3]

@drakenhurst Hey come on take it easy, chillax dude, it´s only a joke! Have you ever heard of a thing called "humor" or "having a sense of humor"?

[xRIDExTHExSPIRALx]

@xRubbaDubDubx

Eat some cement and harden the fuck up, obtain some tissues and wipe your tears the fuck up and then just shut the fuck up.

[xHammmeredThorx]

@xRubbaDubDubx shut up

[xXHardc0rExFaNXx1]

She is a big girl xD

[Nemesis2747]

dude i was like OH YEAAAA I KNOW THAT MOVIE! After he discribed the foot breaking sceene, lmao i laughed so fucking hard.

[MrWalrusFeathers]

"If all else fails, you can always kill yourself." LOL

[GuillaumeSL]

"don't worry about it you'll find someone else, I mean I'm sure there's plenty of blind people out there looking for a date, well I mean as soon as they touch you they'll realize they're mistake, but you can probably squeeze in a couple of days before that happens." 1:12 - 1:30 So funny!!!!!!!

[firestream93]

oh...did I leave any condoms here...I'm gonna need those!

[NCISisbeastly]

270 people got dumped by jon lajoie.

if she's such a big girl , then why was he with her??? And she's like under18. CREEPY.

[lihzh]

@NCISisbeastly she gave birth to a child then got fat in a year?

[DontOrderTheSoup]

i bet his pick up line is "can i use your mouth" .....

[sasuke3630]

lol this is honestly terrible... i dont know its funny i guss

[bbrnc51]

In a few years when you're 18? I'll pretend i didnt hear that

[masbma]

university of disgusting XDDD

[Mrmcroller]

270 peopole are fat and ugly and cant get blind dates. blind dates did you get that one:D

[13igSmoke]

If all else fails you could always kill yourself...No No No dont do that then id have to raise our 1 year old son!!! LMFAO

[SundayBreakers]

Now you're attending the... Disgusting University!

xD

[gefizzled]

she is a big girl... hahahaha

[vhlemos1]

"maybe on a couple of years, when you're 18..." xDD

[Theprinceloo]

dude you are funny.......crazy shit......keeping bringing more ....

[unSTOPPable0313]

I'm sorry it's just not going to work out... you could always just kill yourself...

[kewlioclub]

shut the fuck up bro. we get it ok! stop commemting the same thing on every video!

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[didyouhear111]

Hay what you need to do is go on amarican idol because if you make it to hollywood imagine how many people would watch your videos so if anyone thinks that he should do this thumbs this comment up because there is know way he is just going to read a random comment because there are just so many so thumbs this up so it stays in the highest rated comments. Man you could be the number one person on Youtube. Oh ya the term "old people burning" is now frequently used in my school.

[THESuperDogChow]

@didyouhear111 too bad he's already on a TV show haha..

and he has multi millions of views on his videos... you're a little late.

[ChrisDarling1995]

now ur attending the unerversity of disgusting LOLZZ

[goth9ever]

i would love to break up to someone like this lol

[sweetstranger1]

MEGA LOLLLLLLAGE....I CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH OF U! xxx

[moooooookiller]

um maybe let that be a goal for you lol

[iLano79]

I <3 breaking girls' <3's :D

[justforthelulzzz]

I just noticed that I have the exact same hair as him in this video....

[Phillipmorrisonc]

You enjoy being fat and ugly hahahaaa

[Nomad22280]

LMAO Jon is funniest man alive!

[Xgen20o4fan]

if all else fails...you could always kill yourself

[marcelandres95]

@Xgen20o4fan :D:D yeah. (:

best advice for the one you're breaking up with.

"but hey.. remember; if you really cannot stand the pain anymore, you're free to commit suicide.

...

Only if you want, of course.. Oo" :D:D

let's try this for my next splitup.. (: