Ubisoft Press Conference - E3 2011: Part 1

[xdlugia1]

12:30 90% of gay.

[Alavistaven2012]

doodely doodely doodely

[TheDOWfan]

Urgh I can't watch

[TheLuigiadrian]

They like Tetris..LOL

[Jeraz292]

Note how most of the humans at 11:04 are just done in the rayman origins colouring style. But Ezio seems to have his body shape adapted a little more to suit the style of Origins...could this be a hint for future DLC? I sure as heck hope so :P

[skywardbankai]

11:17 for mr. Caffeine

[shikakiri]

Ubisoft must be facing a wall and running straight into it instead if face-palming themselves after hearing that...

Complete embarrassement

After seeing Rayman I realized I NEEDED it

[UnCH]

Came here because IGN's top ten, but fuck that! I'm gonna get Rayman Origins!

[Regal4point1]

@UnCH You won't be disappointed. Best 2d platformer I've ever played.

[PatricioMarino]

i just came cause its one of the top ten screw ups listed on IGN.

[007zezima]

@PatricioMarino and that i cannot fucking play a video on thier laggy site...

[lordzilu1584]

FUCK UBISOFT

[bnbnnb1]

@lordzilu1584 no fuck you

[xgamerwaleed]

with la noire for 360 u also have 3 disks!!!!

[Fahadgreat1]

THE YELLOW CAR IS JUST LIKE THE CAR IN TRANSFORMERS 1

[jonathanalvarez1993]

"Insert Disk 2"? That wasn't just back in time! I did that for Mass Effect 2 on my Xbox 360! XD

[hassoon192]

presenting conference is a trademark of Steve Jobs only! :P

[Jose21Arroyo]

What's the name of the song in the beginning??

[MrJomi77]

@Jose21Arroyo Dynamite - Wayne Beckford

[JukemDrawles89]

isn't mr caffeine acting inappropriate for a gaming press conference? is this type of behavior even allowed?

[superdupermudhead]

who of you here thinks a metal slug collection should be made

[mosesgutierrez217]

Mr. Caffeine RULES

[BansheeHallow]

Mr. Caffeine did a great job promoting Ubisoft, He made me watch this vid because of him

[MrNixon79]

takes a sackload of balls to be Mr. Caffeine.

[buzzmaster3D]

Mr.caffeine shouldnt try that hard. he should be calm and smooth like butler. he should stay simple is what im saying

[CatcherP57]

what i dont get is why people laugh at Kevin Butler’s jokes but not this guys

[Gibix]

@CatcherP57 Because Kevin Butler is actually being sarcastic and epic while this guy tries too hard.

[uzumakiking]

I don't know about you guys but rayman looks hard as shyt!

[2129261184]

@uzumakiking Thank goodness for that xD

[lolfreak21196]

mr. caffeine should get a web redemption on tosh.0

[laughablemania]

who here is only watching cause of gameinformer calling it embarassing

[Xbawks360]

@laughablemania

Meee

[XxHOTJAMESxX]

OW YER Driver san francisco is EPIC

[Jaws1009]

@aXhungryXhamsta no happy

[ShadowACS]

Dear Mr. Caffeine,

Please get the fuck off the stage before I get people to throw their shoes at you. You're not funny and you need to be castrated with a rusty hacksaw for your horrible crime of being the most pathetic wannabe-comedian in history.

-ShadowACS

[Narumisan02]

@ShadowACS

My thoughts exactly....

[Jaws1009]

@aXhungryXhamsta he is wat fucktard

[Jaws1009]

@aXhungryXhamsta that guy fucking sucks he is not funny

[DatBabysPlaystation]

pfft suck on that nintendo Ubisoft isnt afraid to say ass or dick in front of lil kids

[jollyrancher667]

Forward to 11:10 for Mr. Caffeine and you will bypass 11:10 of grown men being awkward. Also, say DOODLY DOODLY DOODLY DO while you do that, just to get into the moment.

[lillipuwnage24]

Doodleooo doodleoo doodleooo

[GamecubeLPs]

Mr. Caffine tries so hard to get people to laugh. I actually felt bad for the guy when I was watching this on TV. And the charlie sheen thing was so fucking gay.

[TheShoDirtyRoe]

is this loco roco music?

[DeathProof1997]

The new rayman game looks awesome!!

[nmcvicker03]

I think mr. caffeine admitted to being a pedophile.

[igotsmoshedify]

lolol that truck owned those cop cars

[igotsmoshedify]

ubisoft makes a GIGANTIC variety of games. damn...

[ptm4204e]

Mr. Caffeine is in fact himself a dick joke.

[TheReshal]

Mr. Caffeine is awesome!

he should do next year conference!

[chunkytortilla5]

Michel sounds really nervous

[OKKWAMOS]

Who's Tom Cah-lancy?

[rosvel92]

@OKKWAMOS when does he says tom kulancy?

[Tjackson31692]

I agree piece of shit

[birdflue93]

what song is it at 00:05?

[TheSmashBadger]

I'm pretty sure that if I was in the crownd, I would be dying laughing at how bad Mr. Caffeine was. Seriously, that was so bad it was hilarious.

[Eden3319]

The hoster made me want to kill someone.... Seriously?!?

[musicisthelifeofme]

Caffeine's one hell of a drug.

[nasius95]

There's something seriously wrong with the crowd...

[Svartben98]

11:10 for Mr. Caffeine

[DerOrk]

12:30 97% of Gay people?

[jordandroid]

DOODLY DOODLY DOODLY DOO

[dominatorr99]

who is watching for far cry 3?

[roy1990dk]

Mr. Caffeine wasn't all that bad thus far. Okay, his jokes weren't that funny, however it wasn't a bad presentation.

[birdflue93]

what song is this in the beginning?

[FratelaRedSox]

crowds always suck at e3

[Drarack]

yeah, thanks for announcing the game changing twist beforehand.

[Deltateam210]

Oh my god Mr Caffeine woww....

[faethor7]

Ubi or not Ubi!!

[raduquuu]

I bet all the crowd are virgins or gay!

[raduquuu]

Lol,when mr caffeine said some pickup lines the whole crowd was what is that,we don't need womens,we need games and porn :)))=))))

[kimflodin]

RAYMAN!

[slapsus]

Priceman really sinks the retarded, classic salesman stereotype even deeper into the depths of the ridiculous, hypochrite and utmost BULLSHIT.

[reaperff7]

"here, hold my joy wand" :)

[Serene1Psychosis]

Mr. Caffeine 11:10

[Gamer3Way]

@Serene1Psychosis exactly what i was looking for,  thank you

[Teleisawesome]

Ok Ubisoft, get your wallet out and open it, so I can place my hard earned money inside. I don't even care about your games, you had my money after the first dick joke... it's like you know just how to appeal to the youth.

[FifaSkilla]

whos watching this for Assasins creed revelations

[realkman666]

11:10

[roronoablade]

@realkman666 thank you, made me save some time

[LolloShun]

25 years...show best game....where the fuck is Prince of Persia!?

[BidwellRunner]

Wow both of those games looked really cool, I guess Mr. Caffeine's embarassing display does help Ubisoft get attention

[Zoza15]

I like the Rayman Demo :D

[Zoza15]

Caffeine? lol. Thats a funny name with the big word OBVIOUS :P

[ihasashotgun]

yeah for canadian gaming companies

[realkman666]

@ihasashotgun French.

[TheLunaDivider112]

Lol every single joke fell flat. 

[3Lams]

who is watching this only for Mr. Caffeine?

[Flash11I19]

@3Lams

Lol, I am

[LurryDaStallion]

@3Lams MEEEE!!

[paradroid]

@3Lams 11:10 Mr. Caffeine

[ColtonKnapp]

@3Lams Yeah, you caught me. XD

[puageek]

mr. caffeine sucks big time ... "YIKES!"

[DsexLive]

11:16 The win known as MR CAFFINE begins

[Hammm99]

"Remember this? Huh? Hey, what about this? Eh? Am I right?" for 5 minutes >_>

[Dragnerz]

Yeah, these people were so dense, Mr. Caffeine was pretty pleasant! D:

[kchorro2012]

Kevin Butler: "Much to learn you still have, young padawan."

[0osam816o0]

game looks like a lot of fun. worth tryng for sure

[AWGLCommunity]

now i remember why I forgot about Rayman all these years... It's just stupid n weird!

[trollibollimoll]

12:28

I really thought he was gonna say "97% of gay people play video games"

[trollibollimoll]

12:28

I really thought he was gonna say "97% of gay people play video games"

[artnos]

I liked mr.caffeine, i feel like people are giving a hard time for no reason. It's hard being funny.

Compare his jokes to Sony and Nintendo jokes I think you will relized Mr Caffine is much better. Sony had a bit where they talked about what tie they were wearing.

[shadowoflink69th]

dittle-dodittledidodldieottiod­­..ditldtioiotdltidotl..ditdlt­i­odtldiotddtiio

[foxdark22]

that Rayman Origins looks awesome and freakin crazy. me like it

[brianrocks121]

hello i'm Mr caffeine. i havent slept in 8 days. and consume 4 liters of monster energy each day

[predator971000]

Rayman Origins caint wait!!!

[R4nd0mG4m1ng]

WOW, every time Mr. Caffeine made a joke and nobody laughed its like I was him, cuz I hade such awkwardness sympathy. The guy was kind of annoying.

[koles32]

1:00 what game is this ?

[Robo175]

New rayman looks so fun.

[bigwillysty1e]

aaron priceman is funny... lols

[sammyball88]

He's investigated 97% of young people? Oh god.

[TheGarciat]

@sammyball88  im one

[TheHammerOfJustice1]

The crowd was fine, Pricman is just a tool...

[flashstep25]

The crowds are noobs..

[wakkyjan]

What a horrible crowd...

[ssuperfly]

Mr.Caffeine needs his own show.. :D

[sguerrero077]

THIS CROWD SUCKS!!!!

[lolidestroyallofu]

The whole audience at E3 this year sucked ass

[Zelliick]

@sguerrero077 i tink they wher nerdy faty ppl who dosent sleep ): and 3 hours conferenses i tink they should be dead lol

[MOUPIMOUPI]

@Zelliick you are fuck idiot!i kill you!

[Thevacationholiday]

is it me or does rayman look like littlebigplanet also for xbox???

[smasherlord]

@Thevacationholiday no it looks like every other side scroller in existance

[Emily2z]

12:38 After Mr. Caffeine said" 89% of them are smokin' hot" the guy that said "OW!" afterward kinda sounded like Tobuscus

[TheGameHeaven]

@Emily2z Maybe it is him as he was in E3.

[mallonmallonmallon]

really hope rayman has a few more spin offs like it did there in the demo.that part with tetris was great.that kind of humour could really make it

[Thecrazymerio]

Well mr. caffeine, I'm not afraid of a few dick jokes either.

[BlackNinja0001]

12:30

"97% of young people play video games,

40% of them are women,

and 89% of them are smokin' hot."

Wouldn't that make some of the "smokin' hot" women under 18?

And if that's true, isn't it strange that he "investigated"?

I know it's supposed to be a joke, but...

[HamiltonTran]

Mr caffeine's jokes are tasteless. Justtttt..... tasteless.

[melody2221002]

the songs name is dynamite by wayne beckford. 

[Robloxianbloxxer]

i never played Rayman but it looks great

[Dice11123]

3:34 I know that feel bro :/

[AwesomeCrackDealer]

100% gay. the CEO

[ThR33DiDgEtZ]

Sheesh both games look amazing so far. Shame thosa bad accented dudeas are really trying and mr caffeine whas hilarious. Kinda reminds me of that Dethklok song... You folks like coffy? Coffy tase gOOOOOOd!!!!!!!!!!!

[hticks]

name of the song pls

[omegashots59]

For me Mr.Caffeine was funny

[skankbagel89]

The crowd at E3 in general were pretty unresponsive. I dont know what their deal was, alot of them didnt applaud anything unless told to.



[doomkingblahblah]

Ubi or not Ubi?!

[Tinyboss1]

rayman is the worst game ever, i want assassins creed to be the best game in ubisoft.

[raumo123]

Rayman will be sweet :)

[supermactrainer]

I go to the first comment and see first!

My reaction:*facepalm

[LostHero777]

LOL awwwkkkkard when they didn't laugh at his pick-up lines. I was cringing... :P

[jaluitse]

@LostHero777 eggword

[TigerClaws12894]

Rayman is the kinda game I want to spend days with my friend lol xD

[PunisherPlaythroughs]

Just shut up and show me the new SPLINTER CELL gameplay.

[coltonte3]

Mr. Caffeine would be a great motivational speaker lol

[DennisHou132]

He's funny but those crowd are just...

[DennisHou132]

Rayman is Awesome!

[Finalzero]

rayman looks awesome first one buy

[blackjin21]

yes ubisoft wear the canadian flag proudly

[xergio24]

"please welcome ....... EVERYBODYYYYYY!" hahahahha

[kujahhhhaaaaaaaaaaa]

Where is prince of Persia?

[kevo23630]

ubisoft needs subtitles in there press conferance those french canadian accents are so think sometimes

[KageKevSama]

? i don't know what you guys are talking about. I heard some laughter and applause for Mr. Caffeine.

[IasonMinkX]

Mr. Caffeine was funny!:D

[Daytonawinner]

dick jokes at E3 finally

[deshan119]

man fuck that crowd mr.caffeine was funny :D

[AvengedZeppelin20]

This whole conference is just one big facepalm for me.....

[Xytos]

yves is a girls name, he looks like a guy, but he sounds like a girl. he sounds like someone cut his balls off lol

[miguelgilmaya]

The intro video is awesome.

[Xytos]

@miguelgilmaya couldn't disagree with you more. where's POP?????

[Vinzix]

Wow, Mr Caffeine lives up his name.

[Vinzix]

Finally, Rayman is back. I'm sick of those Rabbits.

[Poncho151500]

@Vinzix Omg, tell me about it!

[xFIRERUSHx]

Is it me or does this whole conference basically scream "hey guys, look how silly we are! Give us an internet meme plz!"

[trueblu911]

song????

[Kooletz71]

aghhh, this cafine guy is such a hack, this is a disaster so far

[brampton12]

Who remembers this ..WOOO. And this Wooo.... And this woo ._, , am i the only one lol's so hard on that part?

[CursingBody]

FUCKIN COMERCIALS!!!!! D:<

[MoonWalkingDino]

Does anyone know the name of the song in the beginning?

[danielgr86]

@SH00T16 aprende a hablar puto mexicano de mierda...escoria.

[zorkc495]

i just love that part when he did that dudele sound

[BL4D3RUNN3R0M3N]

Ubisoft is the shit.

[l4zrvids]

hahahaha mr caffine was hilarious and the crowd hated him which made it even more funny