Massengill Commercial (1986-ish)

[swankrecords]

mother likes the more comfortable slanted design. I wonder if mother smokes left-handed cigarettes.

[allinyamomsvaj]

Effectal sounds delicious!

[fatherofmy5]

This is my ringtone

[DKTV01]

I think these are the only unliked video's on all of Youtube. Is everyone a Douche?

[DKTV01]

I think these are the only unliked video's on all of Youtube

[jc19766]

Those flowers freak me out...also isn't douche suppose to be stored underneath the sink???

[emlodik]

What happened to Pur-A-Clean?!?!

[kelaltieri]

*vomit*

[madamewoselle]

"YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT THAT STUFF NO ONE CAN IDENTIFY!"

[fatherofmy5]

@madamewoselle this is my ringtone and I was trying to find this commercial to show a friend. As I was going through yt's massingil commercials, I noticed that each one seems to promote a different unheard of chemical.

[xoBrightlyWound]

the most disturbing part of this was the concept that they want me to put something scented in my vagina, that is definitely not good for you.

[JeffroTV]

I bet you do like the slender design. I bet you do!

[birdduh]

Isn't that Sarah Jessica Parker in the red and black plaid shirt?

[FoxyMamaRox]

o_o i don't trust those flowers.

[HouseOnSunset]

What a selfish bitch! To hold out the new Messengill (TM) with Effectal (TM) on her own mother! She should've had her aborted.

[bettydaw1970]

yikes at the daughters hair...she should pass on the douches and spend the money on getting that monster mullet fixed!!

[MrAccordionPimp]

in the 1970's and 1980's Douching was a way Mother and Daughter could Bond

[Baldgol4]

Effectol tasts like crap.

[amadeus987]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I am gonna pee my pants hahahahahahahahahaha Seriously this is way too funny

[wawawis]

I can't believe I remember this one, though I had no idea what it was back when I saw it. LOL Gotta love the harp & flowers. LOL

[ssaxby02]

douche

[papalolita]

The comfortable slanted design feels better than your father's penis.

[giovizaff]

effective douching anytime of the month....OMG!

love the "holding out on your mother!" thing...hahahahhahhahaha

this is hillarious

[138eliza]

"Yes, mom. I've been holding out on this revelation to your rotting crotch. Fucking nosy bitch!"

"I'm the ONLY one who wants to feel like the harp playing angels are descending upon on my polluted box. I don't share."

"Now you better knock next time and leave my fucking room!"

[TheMetro666]

damn thats alota douch for 72 years

[xXxStillSearchinGxXx]

Comfortable... slanted... design...

Oh god

0_0

[jonathanjwf]

effective douching lol!

[urgrrl96]

what does douching mean?

[thegirl44]

You don't need to know, urgrrl.

Doctors figured out before your generation that douching is completely unnecessary and cases more harm than it does good.

[SexyProfess]

Yeah, right... Like two women actually stand and have a conversation about a "bottle of douch" like that... LMAO...

[Ommug]

I do : (

[SexyProfess]

You "do" what? Do you douche, young man?

[Ommug]

yes : )

[anuhmull]

verb of the day, douching

[AirForce194]

LOL!

[IxoxIxox]

OMG LOL!

[amazinfruit]

dah ha ha haha

[TyrannoJack]

holding out on your mother!

[Papsmeas]

Classic commercial.

[tweety9102]

dooshing. LOL

[swordsmanruler]

Silly mother,douches are for whores.

[indiag89]

LOL

[rwilli1228]

get your own douche bitch!

[StewieGriffin2009]

Massengill - for when your twat smells like North Korea.

[walkingonthemoon]

LMAO

[mistyhurt]

Don't bogart the douche!

[gamingsquare]

ROFLMAO

[AlCzervix]

WTF I thought it was salad dressing!

[BadToaster]

HAHAH the fact that she has more of em in the cabinet at the beginning hahah

[hooah91]

LOL, I dont even know why this is so funny! it just fucking is!...they should have some more commercials like this

[MissLeigh78]

I've got daisies in my vagina. Thank you, Massengill.

[hisboo911]

lol

[gffro1]

Your daughter hoards douche!

[garycalgary]

why don't they show how to use it lol

[ImTheOneWhoFarted]

only Massengill has Effectal for effective douching, anytime of the month!

[willchar6]

Hacks.

[madmanlll]

for 74 YEARS! they r sik motha fukas

[1manubergerbil]

great depression people couldnt afford douche

[theblueo1]

effective douching, any time of the month.

[thisisjonny2008]

rofl!

[wonderfulhuman161]

Douche it up you two happy campers. I am glad you feel so comfortable talking about what flavor douche you like in your twizzles.

[hawksapoozle]

Yeah, Massengill's bent mini-prick clit rubbing bottle, for a douche-fest happy ending fresh as a spring rain bone rattling sphincter clenching yum yum. I hereby patent Unkle Humpy's Vibra-Douche.

[rockout556]

I've always liked massengil's more comfortable slanted design...

lmfao

[smittykins]

So I can shove it right up there! :)

[hobbes71002]

lol... effectol :P these ads are hilarious!

[scotfever]

lol "effective douching" omg lol

[branquela82]

Wow! It's so great that the mother and daughter squirt the same stuff up their hoo-has!

[FranklyMisterShankly]

Damn, they had douche 74 years ago?

[shurikennin]

They held the douche up to their faces. 0.0

[TaylorAmelia]

LMFAOAOIAOAOAA OMG HAHAHA

[nickspacee]

what the fuck. SERIOUSLY!

[ShiniRyuk]

Well look at that! It's Spencer Pratt in a bottle!

[jennicase]

why?

[ElDoucho]

Read my name. 'nough said.

[darkeyce02]

for effective doucheing

[Geffukt]

I like the harp. You just don't get that in adverts these days.

[drgmark35]

LMAO. ARE YOU HOLDING OUT ON ME?! if my mom rummaged through my room and found my douche, I'd be like BITCH, GET YO' OWN FUCKin' DOUCHE!

[kaychan]

If it smells like cologne, leave it alone.

[ryanmass11]

Hahaha my last name is Massengill. It's the name women trust lmao.

[Geffukt]

yeh lol, some douche products you just can't trust

[QVrat123]

mmmmmmm douche aghhhhhhhhh

wats a douche anyways

and is there such a thing as a douche bag?

please throw me a bown here

[MissAimee85]

Douchebags were containers that sometimes looked like those plastic pouches people used to fill with hot water and use as heating pads. They had some type of tube attached. Women used to leave them hanging in the shower. Someone old enough might remember their mothers hanging up (ew). I know all this because my grandma for some reason felt the need to tell me this when I was little.

[tobyradloff]

And years ago, those same douchebags were used with Lysol, which was once actually advertised in women's magazines as a feminine hygiene product. Lysol (the original brown-bottle concentrate) hasn't been marketed as a douche since the early 1960's, after Lehn and Fink, which made Lysol at the time, was sued by many women over vaginal burning and irritation. The first disposable douches came out in the mid-1960's.

[gabba1gabba1hey]

wtf dude.

[woahmygoditscass]

I honestly don't want to know how you know all of this...

[skazza12321]

or why dude honestly!

[thenerocomplex]

i didnt know mormons were allowed to douche!

[ellomynameisjohnny]

EVERYBODY is allowed to douche, its a fucking party!

[Geffukt]

hahaha you two wrote the funniest shit i've read in days.

[thatkidbrandon132]

EFFECTIVE DOUSCHING!

Honestly I didn't know douching was a word. haha

[abettertitum]

im so confused

[LnM02]

what do u even do with it?

[syndega1]

squirt into vagina

[nashvilledisco]

That was so realistic! Doesn't every daughter talk to their mothers about douching, while holding up a box os Massengill? The daughter's hair is FABULOUS!!

[skazza12321]

it was! but does anybody else think the mother looks like julie andrews!

[rosario508]

Man! I feel really sorry for those actresses!

[booteeny24]

I shocked they still sale that stuff . . .and even more so that WOMEN Still use it. Douchceing is so BAD for you!

[trashywilma]

i wish my mother and i could have bonded over douching. :(

[CanadiAnnie]

Sheesh, if they only knew then that douching is BAD for women :) NO MORE DOUCHING ALL YOU DOUCHBAGS out there!!! Your body will take care of itself!

[ang1885]

20 years later they find out Effectal causes cancer.

[uba2]

I don't care if it was filmed in the 80s, how could this commercial have EVER seemed at all NORMAL or in any way ACCEPTABLE?

[srattus]

I have that not-so-fresh feeling! HALP!

[UmaChanel]

Douching isn't good for you omg!! You're more vulnerable to get an infection after douching than before..

[garycalgary]

that's why i don't feel fresh lol

these commercials used to run at dinner and all I could think of was well um you can probably figure it out

i wonder if you carry it in a douchebag, that is hillarious

[sierrageneve]

why? why would you keep that in the closet? is that were you're supposed to use it? that sounds like a big mess.

i get that some mother's and daughter's have a really close relationship but these 2 are a little 2 close.

[racoondalini]

you holdin out on your mother, keepin all the douche for yourself. ya mom, thats right, im holdin, and its the stickiest of the icky.

hahaha

[mignonhenne]

and do you carry them in a douchebag?

[grossepointepimp]

I never understood why anyone would by a douce bag when they can just as easily stick a garden hose up their vagina.

[grossepointepimp]

I'm glad i used douche last night!

[sicofitall]

they act like all we do all day is sit around talking about this stuff lol

[HookEmTexasHorns]

...Um, you don't?  ;^)

[mofofool]

omgomgomgomg LOLOLOLL FUKING HELL THATS SOOO FUNNY BAHAHAHAHA

[raineycry]

LMAO! I don't know what Effectal is, but I know I don't want any squirted up my cootchie, thankyouverymuch.

[therealcharliebrown]

jesus isint she holding that alitle close to her face

[starchild34]

Yes, so that we'll notice her Ogilvy home perm!

[aimeedus]

what the hell is effectol

[underlinedbluetext]

hahahha effectall? sounds good to me

[swimminglyfilms]

LOOOOOOOOOOL WTF

so creepy

[dragon18525]

OMFG ROFLMFAO!!!!

[pwnernumberone]

"Holding out on your mother!?"

Jesus Christ, that was hilarious.

[sundaeg1rl]

I feel a bit sick

[jaroncreed]

effective douching? lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll­lllhahahhahahahahahahahhahahah­ahhahahhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahhaha­hahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[visiblepulse]

Edward Bernays would love that ad.

[uSCOTTpwnd]

i always likeed massenguils more comfortable slanted design LOL!

[clemtoe]

this reminds me of the easy, comfortable conversations my father and i shared about sounding.

[ajwrangler1977]

OMG!!! ROFLMAO

[aaron939393]

i have douches :) haha jay kay

[YourSkankyMom]

I'm starting to feel more clean and fresh already.

[PeteZahat]

shut up u douche bags

[Beercan69]

hahahah very effective doucheing lol i hope u kids at home do too ^-^

[SERIALGOTHNYC]

I don't know what the hell EFFECTOL is, but one thing I DO know is that I don't want it up in my hoo-ha, ya dig?

[miamivicepastels83]

i was thinking the same thing...sounds like something that should be in gasoline...

[chretiendutroyes]

put a tiger in your tank ;-)

[PioneerGrrrl]

I bet it kills brain cells. It explains why they have that REALLY happy grin on their faces throughout this clip.

[clemtoe]

well, i don't know how to tell you this ma'am, but... EFFECTOL is calling from inside your vagina!

[whoandtheha]

Effictive douching

[mrballistic111]

Your never going to guess what by friends last name is...

[mrsshneebly]

Douché? I have a mate who's last name is Douché rofl

[mrballistix]

Actually, its Massengill

[123fireomg]

the mother and daughter look so happy to be talking about douching together

[angndan]

This commercial makes me feel "not so fresh", lol! :D

[Cora1]

This is soo lovely. I luv the springtime.

[Ozmiander]

VAGON, APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR VAG