Portal - GLaDOS parts' speech

[sandie1011]

i like how you used the half life symbol as an A

[loganohio821]

The cores names

one-purple is Morality core

2-orange is the Curiosity core (everyone fav!)

3-blue is the Intelligence core (for the cake Intelligence!)

and last red is the Emotion core (so angry at you :-( not cool)

now you know the names of all the cores names! tell all of your friends taht play portal!!!

[awb26]

@loganohio821 most of us know this... few of us dont... the majority that doesnt is not included because they dont play portal

[thenikroks]

Just think what would happen if anger core were still alive and he was the one to take over the facility 0.0

[awb26]

@thenikroks then it would all blow up in a total core meltdown

[TheEvilFusion]

Guys They are Cores Not Balls

[RiskyCricket]

The curiosity ball was so cute. When I killed it I almost cried. Almost. D:

[TheProPHOENIX177]

What's that? WHAT IS THAT?

[halfeatenpants]

the anger core is growling and screaming while in the background glados is telling you how stupid you sound :o

[09chise]

It scare me when say ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! O_O i don't put all the volume laugher T_T

[SpagettieyXD]

I'm so making the cake now :)

[Maxywaxy60]

GLaDOS needs to shut up during this video.

[mrchoochoo0]

"Sediment-shaped-Sediment"

eww...

Why do i suddenly not want the cake?

[TheOMGcat1001]

you forgot purple D:

[ugotmiked]

@TheOMGcat1001 Purple doesn't talk

[jleonardable]

blue-weasly?

[TharTassakahn]

Electromagnetic rubarb?

[Evilspidercat]

@TharTassakahn Granulated.

[thenameiskip]

The death of the curiosity core is...horrible.

"oooooh what's THAT?"

"Do you smell something bur--"

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHK

[jackisaussie1103]

That's horrible! XD

[BluesfireTV]

The intelligence one reminds me of Wheatley XD

[xmistakittyx]

Cant really here them over that dumb bitch GLaDOS

[Frewty101]

Wheatley Made the cake ?!

[xXHenrique999Xx]

@Frewty101 thats not wheatley,wheatley is only ''invented'',i mean,he was made just in the future.Thast one of GlaDos cores.

[CourtneytheHedgehog1]

NUUUU!!! MY CURIOSITY CORE!!! I screamed when it died T.T

[pierwszywolnynick]

I'm in a space

[DragoSonicMile]

As the yellow M&M said in "Gaming on a budget ep 14", "in the later levels, Glados won't stop talking.

Seriously, shut up Glados! I'm trying to hear the cores' words and the director's commentary.

[TheCaca55]

I piece of me dies every time I hear the poor Curiosity Core (orange) die. :(

[NoNeYoBiiZ]

red is the period core

[TNTMinister]

what a childish AI -.-

[gigagigot2]

can someone right down the recipe of the cake plz (I don't understand english very well)

Thanks

[TNTMinister]

@gigagigot2 There are so many ingrediants.. DEADLY INGREDIANTS!

[scatman765]

this is what i could hear

YO WHATS WRONG WITH YOUR LEGS

OHEY UR THE LADY FROM THE TEST

IS THAT A GUN?

OH WHATS THAT? WHATS THAT x4? IT HAS SOME KIND OF NUMBERS ON IT

OOO WHATS IN HERE?

ill post the other ones l8er

[HungryGuyStories]

That's so sad when the curiosity core died. Too bad Chell couldn't kill just the anger core and put the other back onto GLaDOS.

[DogsHelpAndSupport]

I tried to make the cake but half way through it I couldn't stand the smell.

[thewardenlover]

"did you say something? I sincerely hope you weren't expecting a response... cuz I'm not talking to u... the talking is over"

wow..she is realy pissed at u

[mostbadassfilms]

watch?v=U8-qhtv9e-U awesome gladosness

[DancingSpiderman]

This reminds me of eeting Leftovers.

This GlaDOS Portal character is just Max Headroom revisited.

[jingoxthefirst]

ahh what wrong with -do you smell something burning?

[TheSpyrokid]

Isn't it ironic how you burn the morality sphere first?

[ZaxoTheZMaster]

THE CAKE HAS FISH SHAPED SOLID WASTE IN IT! THAT MEANS ITS MADE WITH $*!T! and u dont wanna know the rest

[toribasher123]

poor curiosity core she was so cute*

[Mastaord247]

you didnt put in the morality core?!

[bobaldo7]

"oooo whats in here" lol 0:48

[PointZero147]

hey your the lady from the test...Hi :) ......... Do you smell someting burning??

[Furetgarcon]

Wow the emotions core thoughtful message touched me!!!!

[Flowen]

lol the orange one is cute xD

[Skinnydevil1995]

The Cake:

It Needs moar Rhubarb

[rbh1138]

SHODAN is better than GLaDOS much better and scarier. She is beyond GLaDOS.

[xllSupermanllx]

Orange is the very best XP

[commanderchefo]

he says that when you do tha cake you kill someone >:)

[DidTheGameStart]

0:52 Fail xD

[sulfurno]

the orange one yell or whatever is funny

[stvthprt]

haha he really struggled to kill those things. It's like he wanted to be their friend so bad.

[TheSuperantispy]

WHERES PURPLE

[KingKaleb77]

OMG you missed purple!!!!!

[SkyVeins]

0:54 FAILLL!

xD

[Corkoth55]

OOOoohhhhOOOOHhh THAT'S YOU, THAT'S HOW DUMB YOU SOUND

[carrmx0]

I think I know why the emotion core has the voice of a zombie, To censor what its REALLY saying XDDDD

[DJFCanadian]

lol Listen Closely to the Curiosity Core Around 0:30

[stefpod77]

i would take the curiosity core as a pet

[001dragonx]

what is that,oh what is that xD so cute!

[Gamerboi21]

i couldn't stop laughing because the last thing the curiosity sphere said before incineration was

Do you smell something burning?

[deathvaderXD]

The orange one is gir from invader zim... jk its her curiosity core

[rightarmer]

What's up with GLaDoS and Fish Related things in the recipe? After seeing that I think I'll pass the cake..

[PeckerAtAllSaints]

stfu glados

[CeenerStudios]

I think the orange sphere is kinda cute. Not in looks kind of way just a childish mind.

"Oh the lady from the test. Hi!"

I think thats hilarious!

[ShukakuSleeps]

"Do you smell something burning?" Yes, yes I do

[Hydrogen10101]

Sediment shaped Sediment

Fish shaped dirt

Fish shaped crackers

Fish shaped solid waste

WHAT ABOUT THE MORALITY CORE?

Oh wait, it doesnt talk. >:(

[fireknite83]

what i heard from the blue eye/cake recipe all i heard was take the blah blah blah and two cups blah blah

[doomcatrocks1]

were we going? do you smeel something buring? *BOOM* ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

[93yumyum]

lol "Do you you smell something burning?......AHHHHHHHH"

[spinkick21]

EEEEUGH what's wrong with your legs?!

[TheDanderbob6]

what does the purple ball do!?!?!1!?

[KlTTYFAT]

Purple- Morality

Orange- Curiosity

Blue- Intelligence (Preoccupied by the cake recipe)

Red- Emotion (Preoccupied with anger)

[egw495]

@KlTTYFAT NOW i get how scientists made that thing with the crazy robots

[MrRiddick225]

@KlTTYFAT actually blue is logic

[ninjafish258]

@MrRiddick225 checked out the portal wikipedia. its intelligence.

[jleonardable]

@KlTTYFAT Blue-weasly

[KlTTYFAT]

@jleonardable

True true.

[randomancrossoverfan]

@KlTTYFAT the third probably because of all the talk of cake glados did...

the fourth, probably because you just burned 3 parts of glados, ticking her off...and broke out of testing and into her chamber

[TheEvilFusion]

@KlTTYFAT Wrong Red is Anger

And Blue is Calk (Logic)

[KlTTYFAT]

@TheEvilFusion

Look it up.

[TheEvilFusion]

@KlTTYFAT ... I did and they are the Anger Core and Logic Core

[KlTTYFAT]

@TheEvilFusion

Look it up again, its on that half life wiki website xD. Its an emotion core.

[TheEvilFusion]

@KlTTYFAT Fine... (Your Wrong)

[metalgearrexlover]

@KlTTYFAT Wheatley-Moron

[XXcod5winnerstudioXX]

OOOOOO WHATS IN HEREEEEE

[Elkkun]

"it also says you were adopted....So I guess that's funny too :D"

[sonamyfan11]

lmao the curiousity eye has A.D.D.

[TheWiz4rd]

lol 0:55 fail

[christkids]

Four large egg whites. One table spoon, all purpouse rubarb.

[Kadowoh]

teh cake has fish shaped dirt in it! and fiberglass! and electronic imaging rubarb?

[DemonOfLaziness]

And candy coated peanut butter peices! Shaped like fish!

[HighlyExplosive4All]

i like that curiosity cube SO CURIOUS hmmmmmmmm =D

[jamends1220]

Lol the Cake Recipe eye makes me laugh.

[OmegaBlades]

It looks high.....on 18.25 oz package of chocolate cake mix =-D

[rocktheworld2k6]

you mean the logic core? the logic core is the one that knows the cake recipe.

[maximummovies]

"You're the lady from the test, Hi <3"

Aww, that first ball was kinda cute ;d

[Keyblader001]

lol GLaDOS is so mean when she is telling you you have no friends lol but still I <3 GLaDOS

[joemanYT]

I think the orage one is the cuiosity eye.

[TheMarquinhos04]

souldude not only when you destroy a ball if you heard the red one this makes sounds of l4d

[Temari1577]

"ooooh whats in here?" lol :3

[dogensu]

the red core is like blah blakhhhhh GRRRRr blakhhhhhh RRRRRR!

[souldude151]

am i the only one that noticed that when you destroy a ball it makes the sound that the zombies on left 4 dead

[Crash22203]

Mike Patton voiced both the Anger Core, and the zombies in Left 4 Dead

[rocktheworld2k6]

im sure that was easy to do for the Anger Core. you just have to sound crazy :P

[Crash22203]

Well, I don't really think so.

Yes, you do have to sound crazy, but you may have to work your vocal chords like hell to get your sound right.

[kingofcupcakes]

@Crash22203

Lol they're pretty much the same thing

[Crash22203]

NAAAHHHHH!!

WUBWBUWBUWBUWU

[RiddleAnim]

"Two TBsp of rhubarb,on fire."

Hilarious!

[VacarenRising]

I love how the red ball giggles evilly just as you burn it. xDD;;;

[tjksvids]

no thats the dialog

[fulltimepqer]

Wtf? 1 tsbp of rhubarb juice

[pivotplayer2]

but still there is also "dirt fishes"in the cake or something like that there is alot of fish shaped stuff there

[mobianeeveeprower]

its dont forget garnishes such as a garnish doesnt mean its in there

[pivotplayer2]

D: ok

[rasmus0211]

did wonder what nonsense it was saying.. but way it makes sense!! XD

[Pokelovr12]

"Do you smell something burning?" *Scream*

[Shawndicoot99]

The Curiosity Ball reminds me of GIR.

[quraperc]

red is soo cute

[captincaveman89]

ooooooooo wuts in here :3

[Addyjames21]

The curiosity core is soooooooooo cute lol

[ratchet2211]

cake one likes his fish

[Nickelie123]

and rhubarb

[suckmylol]

lol cake resipie

[ROBLOXER106]

THE VOICE OF TURRETS!!!

[oceanwave20]

tHE BLUE ONE is the Memory Sphere :D

[MySerpentine]

Weird!

[p990ias]

what's the console command to spawn the curiosity core thing?

[MarowakDidIt]

"heloooo!" "THAT'S YOU! THAT'S HOW DUMB YOU SOUND!"

LOL, epic win

[KatamariHqStudio]

lol fail at 0:53

[awmehgoddd]

"do you smell something burning-KAAAAH!!!!"

[viralvirol]

curiousity one is best.funny

[ToxicPinkPoison]

Oh i love the orange one :D It's got my attention span lmao.

[firefoxxx69]

Hahaha, either way.. The cake is a lie.

[firefoxxx69]

Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire. One large rhubarb. One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb. Two tablespoons rhubarb juice. Adjustable aluminum head positioner. Slaughter electric needle injector. Cordless electric needle injector. Injector needle driver. Injector needle gun. Cranial caps. And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals. That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.

[firefoxxx69]

Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish. One cup lemon juice. Alpha resins. Unsaturated polyester resin. Fiberglass surface resins. And volatile malted milk impoundments. Nine large egg yolks. Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes. One cup granulated sugar. An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands.' Two cups rhubarb, sliced. Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb. One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb. One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb.

[firefoxxx69]

One can prepared coconut pecan frosting. Three slash four cup vegetable oil. Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips. Three slash four cups butter or margarine. One and two third cups granulated sugar. Two cups all purpose flower. Don't forget garnishes such as: Fish shaped crackers. Fish shaped candies. Fish shaped solid waste. Fish shaped dirt. Fish shaped ethyl benzene. Pull and peel licorice. Fish shaped organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment.

[guymins]

the curiosity core is the best!! :3

[koffingdelphin]

i think chell should have kept the curiosity ball.

[wedgeff7]

Yeah, it's cool. It almost filled the hole in my heart after the death of the companion cube...

[SubzeroFusion]

I would have kept all of them. the blue to help me cook the cake after the test, the orange to keep me company, the red to scare the s%!t out of the people who annoy me and the purple to look at, as for glados, she can be my home computer.

[koffingdelphin]

That... that's brilliant.

And I really wanna make that sedimentary flamin' rhubarb cake sometime.

[alexkool69]

the cake one has weird ingedients. fish shaped crackers and candies, and garlic, etc.

[ReaperTwo2]

The really weird ingredient was the entry on how to 'kill someone with your bare hands.' It didn't seem to notice that ingredient...

[CrossbowRanger]

My favorite is "Sediment shaped sediment"

[Jaspenly]

What about "One cross bore hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb"

[Jaspenly]

So an entry on how to kill someone with your bare hands isn't as weird as a cross bore hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb. Huh.

[ChaoRaisingGuys]

imagine playing through the game not noticing your legs then you hear the ciuriosity core say "what wrong with your legs"

[futuredp]

3:12 WAS EPIC LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

[supermansamuel]

I all most wet myself at this part of the game:

"Do you smell somthing buring?" -SCREAMS-

[Gamerpanda]

God, I love the curious ball!

What's that? What IS that? WHAT IS THAT?! Hey that thing has numbers on it.

[paperboy368]

me too its awsome isnt it

[Sharkenaa]

You should've kept the subtitles, so we, atleast, would be able to SEE what they said. The cake ingredient eye/ball is surely hard to hear at times, but anyways: nice.

[Sporerocksmysocks]

"O hey! You the lady from the test! Hai!"

[batterez]

"Eww,whats wrong with your legs?" lol

[w4rr0ckm4st3r]

"whaaaaats in heeerreee?"

[Sporerocksmysocks]

"Where are we going?" LOL!

[pokemonfreak8]

fish shaped rubarb

[Mikes696]

Do you smell something burning? BLAM!! IAAAAAAAHHH!

[Crysal1010]

They are CORES, Not Balls.

[Avatarfan117]

Did I hear sediment shaped sediments?

[dalle2005]

hehe the first 1 is cute :D

[avmf8]

Common rhubarb in cake yuck. Rhubarb is good in pie but common in cake.

[sebbytotherescue]

you do realise you can press start - subtitles and closed captions?

this will show you everything...

[Nitr3]

Yes.

[JarvidO]

The cake can't even be made. There aren't that many kinds of rhubarb.

[ShadowKingit]

But the cake is a LIE!

[onlyontuesdays99]

"electromagnetic imaging rhubarb"

"cordless electric needle injector"

"fish shaped solid waste"

I'm pretty sure it wasn't meant to be a real recipe.

[Aliendisc]

The cake is surely synthetic.

[tripplex2k4]

idiot. needs 2 try's to kill the balls.

[crazykijker2233]

kill the balls XD

[ConcernedCitizen9]

'Here ill put you on: 'HELLOOOOO!' see thats how dumb you sound'

[Dojan5]

I LOVE the curious one.

"Oh hey, you're the lady from the test. HI!"

[xXEvilcrystaLXx]

LOL!! "Ooh! Do you smell something burni- AAAAAAH!!!!!!"

[brickct123]

100th rateing XD

[fanficbug]

Lol . . . the cake ball likes rhubarb ;)