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  • My youngest daughter was born to me and her mother and both of us had most recently gotten sober and were still struggling with that. All of a sudden I realized I was about to bring a small human being home from the hospital and this is definitely more responsibility than a gold fish, which normally, I hadn't bothered to try. I was so scared I would be the worst father in the world. I ended up being a single parent and tried not to screw up my daughter. She is now a successful adult.

  • Eh. I wouldn't mind having kids. Just not right now.

  • WHAT wait a second... You're not a guy???? What in the ever living fuck.

  • This matches exactly the nightmare I had recently. The worst thing was that I suddenly liked it. Heeeeeelp!

  • Get out before it's too late.

  • Im confused...you said girlfriend....I thought you were gay? Or am i misunderstanding,? I love your videos btw.

  • @blacklabel6151 he says gay, which is wrong. he is transexual, and his attractions can go anywhere.

  • ROCK ON ZINNIA!!! i fail to see why people hate gay people... but sometimes i do wish every being on earth could just be bi... but whatever things will work out once people grow up past crap like anti gay stuff

  • I'm a preschool teacher who cares for eleven - yes, ELEVEN - two-year-olds every single day. The way you describe your experience leads me to believe that your girlfriend's children are not very well trained or you simply have no grasp on how to control them. This is the sad reality for MOST caregivers of children, so dont take personal offense. However as someone who has potty-trained, raised, and taught hundreds of kids over the years, your rendition seems more than a little bit exaggerated.

  • @SensualSorrow Having also worked as a preschool teacher, I disagree with your assumption that it is important to "train" a child. Some people prefer that their children have more freedom and feel that it is up to the parent/guardian to compensate for the ensuing mess, as this encourages creativity and experimental learning. Some people prefer that children sit quietly and follow rules. Your insinuation that your way is the only way comes off a tad rude.

  • You've made me scared about children now, but they're lovely to look after, even with all the downsides.

  • Florida is where the 5 year old arrested could you do a video on that and teens being tried as adults.

  • I feel so sorry for those poor kids...their lives are gonna be destroyed by ghastly, pathetic creatures.

  • @evanstoler Those kids are so lucky to have such loving, accepting and intelligent people as parents. Some of us aren't so lucky.

  • Lucky kids! I wish you all the best.

  • LOL! i wish i had watched this video 1st instead of the others... but! good luck with the kids ;)

  • Lol With all that I've dealt with with two younger siblings, I'm probably a little crazy for wanting six children in the future. I have too many natural motherly instincts to ignore them, I guess. I've already got a little bit of a heads up for childcare after taking care of two younger siblings (one who is half my age), including potty training my brother when I was maybe 5 years old (successfully potty training, I might add), even though I know that's not a lot.

    Love your videos. <3

  • And...how does evolution account for sexual reproduction ?

  • @maccabee7seven

    It's very complicated. Read the article on Wikipedia.

  • @Beandude202 Just a load of side stepping waffle. Its not that complicated....Some one can describe down to the minutest detail all the objects in a room and how the room is illuminated by the light bulb and how it works. But that's just messing and trying to smother the question hoping the question get's forgotten. Because the question was 'What made the bulb light up'?

    They wont acknowledge the fact that someone had to switch it on. Because they insist that the light bulb switched itself on.

  • If you cant have children of your own where does that place you within the realms evolutionary thinking?

  • @maccabee7seven Humans have outsmarted evolution. Chances are, if Zinnia's genitals are still intact, she can still have children of her own (especially since her girlfriend has a functioning uterus). The same goes for any gay or lesbian individual who has access to a fertility clinic. It's also been found that gays tend to come from large families, suggesting that they helped pass their DNA indirectly by caring for (but not contributing to) the excess children in their families.

  • CRAP .. never mind

  • so what are you fukin sayin ima kid and what ur saying is that kids are a nucinse WTF

  • Everyone who says that you can't be a mother because of what you have between your legs is benighted. Mother (verb) by definition is to "bring up a child with care and affection." It sounds like that is exactly what you spent that time doing. To raise your own child alone is hard enough (from experience), let alone taking care of someone else's child. And you found it rewarding for the most part. Your girlfriend having you is prosperous and fortuitous. Fuck everyone who tells you other wise.

  • You're a sweet person for helping her take care of her kids. I respect you a lot more after watching this.

  • @TankGirlBOOM SHES A HE HE IS A GUY

  • @12345610joshua Hahahah Thank you for pointing that out. I have eye balls. I understand he chooses to dress like a she. And he chooses to be characterized as a she. I'm sure he wouldnt be offended if you called him a guy. He just prefers being called she. So now, tell me something I dont know?

  • @TankGirlBOOM It just baffles me how that's all that some people care to think about. Why the fuck does it even matter?? Oh. Oh wait. It doesn't. :-)

  • @thejdchronicle Crazy people don't know they're crazy, is all. :) hahahah

  • poor kids.

  • I don't personally have kids, but I've watched my three nieces/nephew take their first steps through to the time they've cried about school drama. And I completely agree with you ZJ. At times I really just wanted to kick and scream like them, just out of frustration. But they're so worth it. It's so much fun teaching them how to do things, about the world around them, and seeing what they think about stuff.

  • Awwwww ^_^

  • Babysitting someone elses kids for a few weeks does not make you a parent . Do to the fact that you have a set of nuts you can never be a mother . Silly faggot .

  • @imN0Ttheone "Mother" is nothing but a term given to, generally, females who have a child. If an infertile female adopts a child, she is considered the child's mother. Zinnia is basically an infertile female who has taken the role of mother for two children. After all, a lot of gay couples adopt, but they're both not fathers, are they? It's the same here, even if ZJ is a male. Also, a faggot is a cigarette, so it is generally not an offensive term.

  • @lilymu12 Zinnia aka Zachary Antolak is not an infertile female he is a little homosexual man from Chicago with mental issues that likes to cross dress . A lot of homosexuals DO NOT adopt . In fact it's less then 1% of all adoptions in America .

  • @imN0Ttheone Contriving rudimentary deprecation doesn't make your dissaproval of somthing valid, or even offensive.

    So you've pretty much done nothing buy corroborated the idea that Americans are imbellic cretins.

    fatuous bigot. ;)

  • @Chayraz2 One problem with your synopsis is that i'm not American . Stupid faggot lol

  • @imN0Ttheone Then why did you put "United States" as your country in your profile?

    People may joke about being from Japan or Russia. But the USA?

    Your incessant use of the word faggot, your discourtesy, your conceited opinion on homosexuals and other aspects of your comments are also stereotypical of online American behavior.

  • @Chayraz2 Not that it's any of your fucking business but i was living and working in Florida when i signed up , stupid faggot

  • @imN0Ttheone Critisizing people for being born homosexual, for wearing cloths you deem unmasculine, and for adopting a child is not your buisness.

    If you are going to make such callous and disingenous presumptions about someone for being who they are, as long as that person is a decent human citizen, I WILL make your personal attributes my buisness in order to respond in kind.

    Just so you know how it feels.

    You Incongruous fuckwit.

  • @Chayraz2 There is no homosexual gene so people are not born homosexual . Try reading a science book every now and then you stunned cunt.

  • @imN0Ttheone Most human characteristics don't pertain to an individual gene. They are normally polygenes. It takes 6 genes just to code for haemoglobin. There is no homosexual gene because to bring about the physiological differances in the brain structure of homosexuals, you would need hundreds of specific alleles.

    And that's before we consider epigenetics.

    You demonstrate yet more pretence.

    I think I've read more science books than you, obtuse layman.

  • @Chayraz2 Aparently you have not read the science book that explains how genetics work and that homosexuality is not genetic . So ignorant dick sucker your a product of nurture not nature ,

  • @imN0Ttheone There are alot of books that discuss differant aspects of genetics.

    You speak highly of this particular book. I'd like to see if your assertions are as supported as you feebly claim. Care to show me this book? What's it's title and author?

    Or better yet.Can you explain to me why homosexuality is not an inherited characteristic yourself? (I think the latter would be more humorous.)

    "your a product of nurture"

    *you're a Banal, subliterate, homophobic.

  • @Chayraz2 ... That does not change the fact that homosexuality is not genetic or that your an ignorant hiv infected dick sucker

  • @imN0Ttheone Something is only a fact when it has been proven. You're pervailing inability to produce evidance strongly implies that you have none.

    Show.

    Me.

    Proof.

    Just telling me that homosexuality is a psychological condtion isn't going to have any impact. Don't be shy, I'm just ignorant right? What do I know?

    The last person the derogatory term "dick sucker" is going to offend, is someone who actually enjoys sucking dicks. Ever consider that? You counter intuative klutz.

  • how are christians made?

    they are made through force. children are forced to believe and to conform by their parents, who have been forced by their parents

    this is not okay

    because aggression is never okay

    you would not accept someone raising their voice, hitting you, using withdrawl or punishing you. these are all forms of aggression, and are in no way self-defence

    please look into peaceful parenting, for the children

  • your voice is easy to get used to and also parenting is so much fun if you are a peaceful parent (look it up)

  • Wtf. Did u just call ur child a fucking Avatar? Wow

  • raising children isn't particularly hard, especially if you use the bible as guidance. i have a friend who slaps his children with the bible, if they show tendencies of gayness.

    however, many people just get children because they miss God in their life, so they want to see themselves grow up in third person in order to feel connection to god and to themselves.

  • YOUR VOICE MAKES ME WANT TO BLOW MY BRAINS OUT!

    YOUR VOICE MAKES ME WANT TO BLOW MY BRAINS OUT!

    YOUR VOICE MAKES ME WANT TO BLOW MY BRAINS OUT!

    YOUR VOICE MAKES ME WANT TO BLOW MY BRAINS OUT!

    YOUR VOICE MAKES ME WANT TO BLOW MY BRAINS OUT!

  • @MulchnStolz Then not watching her videos might be a good idea.

  • @2degucitas The fucking problem I have with idiots like you is that you say it's not cool to bully fags, but it's okay to bully everyone else. I'm only going to stick up for queers, and not anyone else, because they're over privileged. Grow the fuck up, douchebag.

  • @Bradyfan027 Lol, you're stupidity makes me laugh.

  • @Requiem128 *your

    The irony.

    People normally use "your" where they should've used "You're" .

    But you have failed in the inverse manner.

    Your fatuous grammar amuses me.

  • TrAnNy PaReNt!!! loves it

  • very monotone...

  • do you make any videos where you dont sound like a robot?

  • You don't deserve to give parenting advise. Also, your boyfriend isn't a girl. Neither are you a mom.

  • What you said is really quite true. It's a crazy, tiring, dirty job, but it's somehow incredibly rewarding. I have a 7-month-old daughter and raising her thus far has been a huge challenge and also so wonderful. It warms my heart that despite jumping straight into handling 2 young kids that you are not totally horrified (that might sound weird, but I'm friends with a few pledged child-free people, so I'm used to horror from nonparents faced with the rigors of childcare).

  • LoL Zinnia wait until they hit puberty! The decade + 2 years I spent bringing up my girls... Gone in a mere 12 months. Chaos reclaimed the fragile order I suffered so long to establish in my home. But watching each of them discover their own mind in their own time is a joy beyond words.

  • wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait a fucking minute just wait like WTF WHO WOULD LET YOU NEAR THERE CHILD? and you have a GF? I THOUGHT YOU WHERE GAY?? dude im so fucking confused right now...

  • I will be a parent in 3 months. You have given me fear...

  • Nerf gun fights are fun! Especially in offices

    

  • Number of people discussing Zinnia's videos subject matter: 3

    Number of people discussing Zinnia's gender identification: 507

  • Isn't it wonderful how, no matter how many times someone hears vivid descriptions of this amazing place; no matter how smart that person may be, they are shocked and amazed to the extent that they feel (regardless of what they think) that this is the great undiscovered country from which no-one has returned. You go girl!

  • You're obvi a great parent - many dads see their kids all the way to adulthood without the faintest clue of what's entailed in doing it right.

  • @Bradyfan027 Bullying LGBTI people is not cool anymore. You have lowered yourself down the pecking order into the douchebag zone. Enjoy the bathroom trashcan, bigot!!!

  • Those children are pretty lucky.

  • You are spot on ZJ,all the best to you with your daily challenges and i hope you continue to find inspiration for your always interesting videos.I know just what it's like,i have six of my own!

  • I feel sad for your kids, how messed up would they be, if you were my boyfriend or girlfriend (I don't even know if you're a chick or a dude) I would never let you BABYSIT my kids, oh God, I'd rather get fired from work or drop out than to have my kids stuck with a psychopath like you.

  • @axxieSmile Funny, I'd never let my children be anywhere near a bigot like you.

  • @axxieSmile stop being hateful, she is a great mother :)

  • @axxieSmile So judgemental.

  • I feel sad that most people are so hung-up on your outward appearance. For those who don't understand, she is a transwoman, meaning she was born a man but identifies with a female gender identity. This identification has nothing to do with her sexual orientation, she is attracted to women regardless of her gender. This is how she identifies herself and I really can't wait for people to be normalized to that.

  • @TheLoveLane1 But why is attracted to women? I think he just likes to dress like a woman and doesn't really act like a woman.

  • @TheLoveLane1 if you are talking about zenna then you should probebly know "she" is a man

  • @spellgalen808 Yes I am well aware of that but it looks to me that she identifies as female. I am making an assumption based on her clothing, hair, jewlery, and make-up choices.

  • I wish I could explain this to my guy-friends that have made it obvious they want a stay-at-home wife, but laugh at the idea of it, thinking it would be such an easy job.

  • Yep. Having children is FAIL

  • I want to like this and then like it again and again and again and well, for an eternity.

  • If you have a girlfriend why do you usually describe yourself as gay - or have you decided you are bi?

  • What was the point of this tiresome monologue?

  • "living avatars of entropy" - ahahahahahaha!! YES!

  • @jlf115 before you start assuming that im a tranny because i am defending them i am not. i would however have no problem letting a tranny, homosexual, or bisexual near my child. but i would never let an ignorant bigot like you near my children. how the fuck are they annoying? what makes them annoying? because they had some different chromosomes than you? and weird? thats where the ignorant part comes in. you are a horrible person, go die and rot in a hole.

  • @randomap001 have you seen her kitchen? filth!

  • @jlf115 thats because thats not a her thats a him.

  • Holy shit.

    Holy shit.

    Zinnia, you could make the best Daria for Halloween.

  • @Erinwolfrus OH GOD. YOU'RE RIGHT.

    Zinnia, I will PAY FOR THE DAMNED COSTUME IF I HAVE TO.

  • why she's reading? is she payed for the video

  • @QaisRAK She writes essays/blogs and makes videos of them. :)

  • media keeps killing the idea to start a family (feminism)

  • Lol @ calling children 'Living avatars of entropy' lololol

  • 'Raising children is not easy' lol you think? Took you that long to understand that?

  • @jlf115 Why? 

  • @jlf115

    I would never let a bigot like you near my kids. Disgusting.

    For that matter, I wouldn't let any strangers near my kids. Weird, huh?

  • please do not take this offensively i only have too questions and i am NOT judging in any way but 1. are you male or female 2. if you are a female are a lesbian? im terribly sorry if i offend

  • INTP?

  • Me have kids 8 yeers. Brain git lazee.

  • Needs a love button with double thumbs up. You certainly nailed parenting.

  • It's great isn't it? LoL, your IQ drops several points and your hair turns grey WAY before it's time, but it's all okay when you get a smile or a hug. I'm really impressed by you though. I take care of my daughter because I gave birth to her, but you and my boyfriend don't HAVE to take care of children and do anyway.

  • Wait, you have a girlfriend? Looking at the other comments, a lot of people are just as confused, and I think it's possibly because of our preconceptions about LGBT relationships. Would it be possible to do a video on it? (if it's not too personal...). I think it would be interesting and rather informative

  • @mrfishgun She did make a video about it a while ago. I don't know the title anymore but it should be on her page. :)

  • @mrfishgun Yes because transsexuality is not an orientation. You can be transsexual MTF and also a lesbian. Transsexual just means you don't fit the gender that is "supposed" to go along with the biological sex you were born into.

  • @mrfishgun This guy isn't transgender, he's a little nerd that looked and sounded like a female so badly that he decided to dress up like a woman to prove a point.. and failed.

  • @mrfishgun I think what ZJ means "girlfriend" in the literal way. A girl, who's a friend.

  • @ArsenioGut Nope. That is his girlfriend. Not literal. Watch her other vids.

  • you have a girlfriend wait arent you transgender so wouldnt that mean you like men too?

  • how are you a man dressed as a woman that likes other women? does your "girlfriend" dress up like a man? this is all far too complex for me. all i want is answers. please and thanks.

  • Whats thaat ?

    Omg

  • I'm sorry but I just don't see it.

  • Best of luck with the kiddees! Dad of a 5 and 8 year old. I still don't get any sleep...

  • So pregnancy ISN'T the worst STD?Bah-Zing!lolI'm past the cutesy ages with my 2.I loved the cutesy ages!Now I am cursed with TEENAGERS!!!!My son is 13,I can handle that,no different than most guys!But my 16 year old daughter puts Cybill to shame!Great vid ZJ!Any insight on teenagers?Barbaranne

  • Wait... Did I miss something (likely since I've not been checking youtube for a while)?

    Last I checked, you identified as a gay male who enjoyed putting on women's clothing.

    Are you trans* now? Identifying as a gay female instead?

    I are confuzzled.

    (note: I think you're awesome either way. I'm just curious).

  • Stop making babies people.

  • I feel this way half the times I try to deal with theists. Minus the good parts. I'll have to dig more into the parallels.

    I've kept track of children before, and it's a trip. Made me want to wait longer to have some of my own, if at all.

  • I can only wish that i'll look as good as you some day... =/

  • @zzk2001 what are you talking about? That man bitch is so fucking ugly i almost shit out of my ears. It's a dude and a sexually confused one too.

  • @HiImJerry1 Do you think about the things you say before you say them, or does that kind of stupidity come naturally to you? The level of ignorance in your comment is just mind boggling, and I have a sudden urge to study the habits of the common nocturnal douchebag.

  • @HiImJerry1 Obviously you have no problem shitting from your mouth and fingertips because that diarrhea you just spewed made me feel dirty. Go to a hoedown and watch some NASCAR or something.

  • Lol, "heavy-handed incentives".

  • I find it really hard to listen to any of your videos because of your boring voice. Maybe work on your speaking skills for some more views.

  • @D0ubleXxCr0ss I agree, its like some strange combination of Daria Morgendorffer and Sheldon Cooper.

  • ok so your a straight trannylesbian transgender if im wording that right. dont think theres anything wrong with it. this will prob sound stupid but id love to be with eddie izzard an i think its cool he does drag but its prob more for theatrics....an yeah ^-^

  • @Stupidkibbles3 That's no where near how it works.

  • What Zinnia said, in short, is: "You will be thrown into HELL! but, you'll love it. Welcome to Hell!" :D I don't think I want kids anymore!

  • Whuutt? I'm so confused... O.O

  • Aaaah, the wonderful world of parenting. Try to keep your sanity.

  • Shut up Meg.

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  • @vegtablefriend lol nice troll

  • Those kids will be vey disappointed with there life

  • @vegtablefriend I'm very disappointed with your spelling and bigotry. THEIR life will probably be just fine.

  • @BrooklynRagtag i dont choose

  • @vegtablefriend You don't choose? Is someone holding you hostage and forcing you to write these horrible things?! Should I alert the authorities?

  • @BrooklynRagtag what sorry

  • Well put.

  • Welcome to parenthood. 

  • Radio show host proves man didnt evolve from animals:

    watch?v=x1uFOPLgcl8

  • how well articulated explanation for a babysitting job, It makes me feel better about my staying at home mom role. How is it that you express yourself so well?, I just watched your video on debate and I'd like to take a few pointers. (on articulating an idea, not on the art of debate)

  • We need more childless couples. Or how about less unnecessary kids?

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  • wonderfully funny and touching! bravo.

  • Boy or girl?

  • @sonic218

    Lesbian, I think :S

  • This probably doesn't matter at all but im curious now

    when she says girlfriend does she mean a friend or her actual girlfriend?

    (not judging just inquiring)

  • @MrPyrulen

    Girlfriend as in a friend that is a girl not an actual dating relationship.

  • @bublacok kk thanx for that

  • The population of the planet increases at three additional people per second. We live on a finite planet with finite resources. But of course children bring happiness, which allows some people to ignore math.

  • your hair is boss as fuck ^_^

  • I hate kids

  • Why the fuck do you talk like you're delivering a robotic speech to a group of boring old people. Give some character to your voice and let it flow more. Shit puts me to sleep.

  • @trentislegend2 Piss of them, arse hole.

  • May I recommend Loius CK's bit entitled "Why?" re. the existensial vortex that talking to young children can be.

  • Wow ZJ I bet you make a great mom!

  • LOL WTF?!

  • "Living avatars of entropy". I've gotta remember that! It's perfect!

  • And your mother did not wish this on you? Mine did on me, and I did on my daughter. And "Mommy needs a moment" is a good thing to practice saying so you don't meltdown along with them. Well done, sugar! Good luck.

  • @easygoingbloke3 It's the internet. It's made for discussion, not just witticism and anecdotes.

  • @easygoingbloke3 Are you speaking in general terms about adults? Adults have created every major problem, including your so-called overpopulation one. Why do you think that is? And what particular career are you indicating that takes decades of training? Doctors? Do you actually know any doctors? If you do, please ask them how much time was spent learning vs how much time was put into navigating the legalese and bureaucracy. Teachers? Architects? Politicians? Do tell.

  • @elspoko

    Adults also have the experience and knowledge to fix those problems. Children don't. Children can't even comprehend some of the major problems we are having.

    Remember, adults created all of the