leaked scientology orientation video part 2

[Symos]

Well, I do consider Scientology as legit as Christianity. I think that's a bloody cult too.

[jaliacorbeil]

"You should know" that this bullshit religion's leader himself said "If you ever want to get rich, start your own religion" Wake the f**k up you stupid brainwashed idiots! It's all about taking your $

[SynapseKurt42]

renounce your money by giving it to us! don't be materialistic- buy our stuff! Check out this dope office! you can help us make it bigger.

look at my graph. it shows how smart I am. its even in color.

Do your current beliefs look cool like this?

you clearly don't know shit since you haven't given me 500 bucks.

[willforrhall]

This is hilarious. Most obvious racquet I have ever seen.

[Shelby4300]

This s how all religon starts, a crazy person with a story and the idiots that believe it

[stonerbarbiie]

what a scam.

[Ichiboy900]

"Scientology is further redefined as the study and handling of the spirit in relationship to itself, universes, and other life"

"Thank you!"

This script fucking sucks...

[toddmastria1]

if i join, will i be able to talk like these people?

[quicklern818]

if you look closely in some of the scenes, you can see the burning fires of Hell and the dancing devils outside the window counting the money stacks

[mplsmn1975]

I can't watch any more of this sappy video. They just keep spouting the same crap repeatedly about what a brilliant and courageous pioneer LRH is. How sickening.

[Metalreaper007]

$cientology has the worst actors ever

[Metalreaper007]

So now this so called "church" is a bookstore???Which sells books for profit???Sounds like a business not a church.

[ADIREM1]

FML!!.... do they have Audiobooks....too many books an some of those shits are huge.... LMFAO!!!!

[xeroa02]

65m books sold, and only 55m of those were books bought 50 times over by the same scno's... :o Why are they selling you books in their intro video? *scam scam scam* And hasn't miscavage screwed with the orgs, so they aren't "on source"?

[schzx]

"totally and legally independent" eh? Are they just lying for the hell of it? Unlike the other leis so far, that one doesn't even really make Scientology look better.

[MrJohndoakes]

@schzx They lie to keep the law off their back, that and confuse the IRS should they go after Scientology again.

The host (forgot his name) left the sinking ship of Scientology a few years ago, and the "church" had to re-shoot this (boring) video.

[rolflmaoweeee]

What a load of utter complete drivel...how can intelligent people get sucked into this fucking pathetic false, sick money making scam? i dont get it

[thescaryworker]

YAY Marketing scam!

[Unicron4ever]

Pick me!! PICK ME!!!

I'm a real bookworm and I have no self-esteem... I'd be a perfect drone!!!

[thecodewerks]

"Yes I told them that" ha!

[BIGPIMPINUPDANYC]

@thecodewerks

Creepy shit.

[dippchit]

I like how they say scientology doesn't address the brain (like psychiatry and psychology do). The last thing these guys want is for you to use your brain.

[uriituw]

The acting is as fake as the belief-system.

[8grove]

The KKK needs to burn down that church in LA. and I'm black....

[rolflmaoweeee]

@8grove LOL

[Chigokai1080]

This video is essentially propaganda for a science fiction writer to sell more books..... People... do yourselves a favor and ignore this stuff. Isaac Asimov called this bat shit insane texts as 'gibberish'.

[wlados22]

all ORGs have offices for Ron! Its floating around them on clouds for sure!

[WackyAnimation]

I'm guessing this video would come after an e-meter reading, which in itself is $500 (as far as i know), so even if you feel like its a total joke after this video, they already got you. If not, get ready to buy tons of books and essentially waste all your money on Scientology to further ruin your life and everyone around you.

[SmellyBellyification]

Regular IQ tests are bogus, but this is almost beyond comprehension. It's frightening that people believe this.

[SgtHydra]

I demand we have a MST3K edition of this.

[ps2gamer72450]

@SgtHydra I was thinking the same damn thing. Me and my buddy were riffing this whole thing.

[BoredPerv]

Anyone who believes you can raise an I.Q. must be pretty dumb.

[clarkheat1]

i feel sorry for anyone who is involved in this cult

[JessicaSideways]

3:00 Oooh, the LRH Communicator? How do you speak to the dead? That WOULD be a neat trick, I'd love to see the LRH Communicator at work.

4:12 Has anyone EVER seen this many people in a church of Scientology?

[5150afx]

LOL CULTS

[Wrbna]

"Looks like we'll have to wait a minute. L Ron's books are very popular." *Colgate smile* LMFAO!!!!

[AlbelNox88]

I accepted the the teachings of Ron Hubbard a week ago and now i know that Scientology is the truth for mankind. My personality and IQ will improwe it's just win after win after win.

[ClownViolenceBoogie]

@AlbelNox88 Then go win win win somewhere else...preferably out in the middle of a sixlane superhighway with cars going 100 mph.

[thefairlysimple1]

dont you want to slap allllll the people in this vid.

[pdub2520]

ahhh riches... thats alot of titles... AKA: Ahh.. yes.. expensive.. and raking in alot of cash.... yes.. very nice veronica... * dr evil pinky thing*

[gombis666]

Ah yes, psychology is stone-age. That must make the CO$ slavery, death, and snake oil. 

[thefairlysimple1]

@gombis666 im sitting here with my mouth open, im flabbergasted

[AgentxAnonymous]

Cult.

[CLCurrie777]

8 books just to start, holy shit....if each book is $50 u r looking at $300 +, what bull shit!

[AgentxAnonymous]

@CLCurrie777 It's a culty cult cult!!

[audioedge]

@9 mins 'the theory of evolution has never proven that something else is making it all happen' - yes it has, the genome is 'making it all happen' whatever that means - view this video by Dr Ken Miller watch?v=zi8FfMBYCkk - thats Dr Ken Miller not some smirky twat

[JustCameOnYourFace]

7:11 - BAM! Classic pedophile mustache.

[unillenium]

It's your liberty to buy all of these books! Wow!

[benjerry94]

dang that's way too many of books! I prefer read the bible than those $cientology stuff! Plus they must be hella expensive

[gombis666]

The narrator, Larry Anderson, recently blew the church and wanted his money back. He said he was embarrassed to have ever done this video.

[TheOmatron]

You would think that with all the celebs in CO$ that they would at least be able to put together an indoctrination vid that wasn't as campy as a Ron Jeremy film or as creepy'chock'full of religious jingoism as an al qaeda coloring book. This is fackin crazy.

[HorrorBiz138]

anyone wanna buy some Leader beans?

[thefairlysimple1]

@HorrorBiz138 and i will throw in an opera house overlooking sydney harbour, oh and a beautiful bridge , like the bridge to freedom, but this bridge spans the beautiful harbour like the opera house is sitting on. anyone want to buy some shares?

[RandoAnonymous]

I keep expecting someone to pop out and go "hahahaha that was funny now wasn't it?" lol..

[AngloAm]

This is a bit like North Korea but with crummy music and fewer guns.

[silbitnuoc]

No one needs to spend a single cent to find happiness if they can find a religion or belief system that works for them personally.

[xarchangelx1620]

still waiting to hear anything of substance....so far they are only concerned with selling books and playing crappy elevator music.....all the focus seems to be on their charismatic leader of bullshit.

[thefairlysimple1]

@xarchangelx1620 this is getting really painful to watch, its soooo false

[fzappa007]

@ 4:11 The ORG "it's usually a friendly place" ......friendly?? i think not

[thefairlysimple1]

@fzappa007 not the one anonsparrow protests at, the dc org, or the angry gay pope and anonorange protesting at gold base they aint friendly thats for sure, they call the local police, if you go there and ask for a look see inside. ha ha friendly? i think not

[ditdadi3]

They sell out fast (books) because The Homeless burn them to stay warm.

[09jazzmen]

tar tar tar....

[RoninGT]

This video is the biggest load of horse shit I've ever seen! lol

[thefairlysimple1]

@RoninGT ecclesiactical bond,  WTF

[liamstarwatcher]

@RoninGT You sir, have offended horse shit!

[RoninGT]

@liamstarwatcher You're right, you have shown me the error of my comment. I must now leave to the nearest horse field and apologise the the shitty grass ;) Thank you :)

[jules4456]

Thank Tom Cruise for destroying this "religion". HAHA!

[ditdadi3]

@jules4456 AAAAAAAAND Mr. Travolta.

[brwnsftblvr]

soooo... creepy.... they fit all my notions of what I would expect from a large cult's propaganda video

[combatdstar]

1:07 Um no, the Bible

[sunset261]

"psychology and psychiatry are proven failures." lol. They waste all the fucking money they have on empty offices and Departments of Fake Graphs when, if they gave a shit about bettering people. They would spend it on missionary missions and helping the homeless like REAL FUCKING CHURCHES do.

[JessicaSideways]

@sunset261 This is why I honestly believe that the US needs a Charity Commission like the UK has and Australia is getting. I think churches should ONLY get a tax exemption if they can provably help people and only for the amount of help they give.

[sunset261]

With the graph. A. how the hell are you going to make a line graph with each interval on the x axis is a different personality trait? B. How the fuck are you going to accurately measure a personality trait?

[sonicmandx12]

0:32 - "Yes. I told them that. Now get on with it bitch." Geez. It sorta felt. Demeaning to the receptionist.

1:57 - Wait wait. That I SHOULD have? According to who?lolol

2:54 - OF COURSE! Considering I WONT HAVE A CHOICE!,lololol

6:35 - "Man has never had a better choice." Uh. Gee. I dont know. Maybe. Jesus? Stephen Colbert?

Budha? He's still hurt about the whole comparison thing by the way,lol

8:26 - You cant put personality on a chart,lol

[signorelli21]

wow this is like something straight out of "A brave new world" or "1984" and I get the overwhelming feeling they really want to sell me shit, lol.

[bootrix]

Woah!! The have an office for a DEAD MAN!! LMAO!

[hate4uall]

oh my this makes me feel drity

[doobedoo22]

Scientology works and it helps people! Helps people who have too much money weighing down their wallet, that is...

And... seriously... this is the worst corporate video I have even seen. If I'd ever had any interest in joining a cult, that crap would have had me sprinting out of the door!

[ispaniola]

"Ron's book are very popular"

LMAO!

religious fanatics are so silly:

-science is a religion

-science is not true ('just' theories)

-"just" believing in what you can observe

is limited and ignorant and bla bla bla

IF THIS WAS NOT JUST TO PATHETICALLY DISCREDIT RATIONAL PEOPLE AND SCIENCE THAT DOESNT FIT THEIR RELIGION,but if you REALLY BELIEVE THIS.....GO AWAY from MODERN SOCIETY FILLED WITH SCIENCE, CLEAN WATER, MEDICINES, RATIONAL LAWS AND EDUCATION

buy an ISLAND, TILL NEVER!

[ninjacup]

"they sell out pretty fast..." sure, ppl are beating the doors down at Barnes and Noble.

[anonnon45]

looks like buisness men running a bank...i mean buisness

[RedCrescentDemon]

And then they try to emphasize how "popular" his books are by making the pause. "They can order them for you, but so can we" As if trying to make them the better preference....."Class V"? Wdf is Class V? "higher levels of training?" The org is "USUALLY a friendly place"? So it;s not always friendly? They have offices for a dead man to be "on-source"? And why does she suddenly dictate the definition of an author? Doesn't that sound a little "off" in the conversation?

[RedCrescentDemon]

Woiah what a statement! "Well, that's what ron's materials contain, The Answers"

[lord69z]

Yes 0 i told them that ::P

I actually loled.

[wilmaohman]

where is anne rice? i want to meet her friendly vampires.i also would like to visit steven king's pet semetary.i want to meet captain kirk and mr spock and take a ride on the starship enterprise.i would like to go through the stargate and visit other worlds.if i can experience these things i will join the cult,and be a slave puppet for then i will know xenu is for real.

[mistereveready]

does it mince onions Greg? It does? thats just too good to be true. Tell me more.

[MoralBankruptcy]

Empty Office Shrines, Department of Useless Graphs...There HAS to be a Ministry of Silly Walks listed somewhere on those big boards.

[weberly2]

i wandered into one of those reading rooms when i was a kid. i was like, so, do you bring your own books or what? they showed me Dianetics or something, only 29.95! i said, yeah i've seen that one, it was okay, kinda strange, got anything else. then they showed me a couple other books, i was like oh you only have books written by this one guy?? uh well..he's the #1 best selling author of all time!

[bagelboi66]

LRH's books = gobbledygook

[scilonthreat]

They oppose psychology yet support IQ testing?

[scilonthreat]

"They only have the current best sellers on hand" but then they state they are ALL best sellers, wtf?

[mistereveready]

probably mean best sellers within the org. as from what i've seen org people are required to buy everything.

[bshieldsbb01]

Were these meant to inform people, or scare the crap out of them?

[shalindriaharam]

brainwashing bs! LMAO@increased IQ, personality improvement, psychology a proven failure. WOW HE HAS GRAPHS HOW SPECIAL!

[suchandsuch1111]

'at liberty' -- most ironic statement.

[freedomfan0801]

This video series reminds me of the old Walt Disney short movies..... LMFAO

[SemDD]

man, just watch and download somewhere. the freakin` CS lawyers would swarme on your account very, very fast and see to bring you down. thanks for these, m8, was looking for them ever since they brought them down from the tube a while ago. good luck with the lawyers...

[analyzingfunny]

Crack.

[NotAfraidOfYou420]

buy buy buy, and then buy another. and when your done with those, buy some more.

good god no wonder they're so indoctrinated, all they do is read and buy and read. Sounds like crack to me.

[scilonthreat]

At least they are making people read again, lol.

[NotAfraidOfYou420]

you know my mom would probably say that was a good thing as well...

lmfao