The reason Richard Harrison is not in this movie is because this was when he quit IFD Films, cause he was angry with Joseph Lai and Godfrey Ho. Going by what I've read, he quit in 1984 or 1985, and all the shit load of movies after that, was Ho cut and pasting him over and over and over.
Actually, I'm just someone who comes to this channel for a laugh once in awhile, and your snide comment just pushed my fucking buttons. I haven't berated anyone on here in years, but after reading some of your posts on other channels, re... all soldiers are merciless killers, et all, I knew you were just the sort of douchebag who needed someone to call them on their bullshit for once. It was a fun distraction, nothing more. Score one for shitcasecinema and it's 'sad and lonely' fans.
i gave this channel a chance, but the host is not as funny or charismatic as other reviewers on here. worse, there is no real insight in his commentary. you can learn much more about these movies by simply looking them up on wikipedia. dont quit your day job pal.
@Atripple tongue in cheek is one thing. i just don't find it funny or entertaining. i find this channel is just a less funny, less informed and lazier version of cinemassacre. if you dont know what that is you should def check it out, it's clear shitcase are heavily influenced by it.
@playadominical Cut the bullshit Professor Bruce, we know it's you. You can fuck off now. In all seriousness, do you enjoy being a pompous cunt who loves to go on channels he doesn't care for and shit all over them; to come off as so fucking superior? If you didn't like what you saw, why not simply click away.... but no, you had to enlighten the rest of us with your brilliant fucking opinion. Thank you so much for educating the rest of us as to what a fucking twat you are.
@GunHed17 eat shit asshole. why should i just click off? to avoid upsetting morons like you who can't handle it when somebody doesn't like what you like? youtube is full of cry babies like you. FYI i'll shit on whatever i want, and these videos are fair game... they are opinionated movie reviews that shit all over somebody's creation, but to shit on the reviews themselves is not ok? you're a hypocrite. go cry about it now. "Professor Bruce" um ok!
@playadominical Ho boy.. here we go. You'll shit on whatever you want, and I'm a crybaby for calling you a negative whining prick. Yep, I'll own that.. you made a needless post for the sake of inflating your sensitive ego. My point was you have no point - 'this sucks, I'm outta here' was the essential statement you wanted to make. ..and you wanted the rest of us to know that you were simply more cultured than us for subscribing to shitcase.
@playadominical .. Please let us know what we can subscribe to that is so incredibly worthy in your opinion. For someone who obviously watched some of the shitcase content, you obviously know what the fuck Professor Bruce was referring to. I'll save you the trouble of responding - Yes, I'm a dicksucking asshole, etc. etc. Just words. Unless of course you're into the always sad internet virtual threats as well. You hate this place, ..good. Thanks for stopping by.
@GunHed17 all i did was point out that i don't like something... not much different from what this reviewer is doing to movies in his videos. he has the right to be here, and so do i. this channel allows user comments!
your anger is bizarre. the guy who commented before you had a different opinion than my own, but there were no personal attacks on either side. the fact that you infer some kind of "virtual threat" brought on by a "sensitive ego" shows how fucked your thinking really is
@playadominical Sigh... I give up. You win. This site sucks complete ass. John shouldn't quit his day job. You're right, we're all complete fucking idiots for subscribing to this shite. I guess you won't be around here any more to grace us with your complete awesomeness, and our lives will be lesser for it. Onward with your mission oh glorious leader, others are in need of your most noble opinions. Where can we subscribe to your most awesome site? I couldn't find it in your profile...
@GunHed17 you are projecting your insecurities now. how pathetic. where did i say anyone was stupid for subscribing to this channel? it's a matter of TASTE, you fool. the fact you won't let this go makes you appear really lonely and sad. you must be a awful person to know in private life. i feel sorry for you and your family, who have to put up with you... i don't though, so i'm done. no doubt you will follow this up with endless comments, but i won't read them. good luck in life.
watching clips from this film it seems like its creators are making an intentionally ridiculous movie that invites easy riffing. i prefer it when shitcase reviews movies that take themselves too seriously, those are more fun
Another funny review luv your channel at times i wonder hust how u are able to sit through so many bad films at i know i couldn't but on the other hand it's great to have u back have a great new year i look forward to many more reviews and most certainly will put a great word out for your channel bye the way take care cheers mate.
Nice review like always. I wish someone would actually write something serious about Godfrey Ho. In one interview he said the reason why he has so many "cut and paste" movies is because his dodge boss made him do it, and he didn't want to get fired. Also that Richard Harris was really pissed off at him because all the "cutting and pasting" devalued him as an actor and pretty much ruined his career. Anyway keep up the good work.
John as your clearly a massive Richard Harrison fan do a search on youtube for "Ninja Terminator: How Richard Harrison deals with arguments " it is a song some crack head made from clips of ninja terminator and the Thomas the tank engine theme!! Enjoy.
Ahaha oh John you crack me up. You put that hard bastard from Starship Troopers 2 in the intro. Made me laugh my ass off.
Is it me or does every voice in this movie sound exactly the same as the voices in all the other ninja films. Were these films produced by the same slacker company ?
The reason Richard Harrison is not in this movie is because this was when he quit IFD Films, cause he was angry with Joseph Lai and Godfrey Ho. Going by what I've read, he quit in 1984 or 1985, and all the shit load of movies after that, was Ho cut and pasting him over and over and over.
LivinWorstNightmare 1 week ago
I fucking love Godfrey Ho's ninja movies.
ryunin5654 2 weeks ago
I love Godfrey Ho movies and I really enjoy your reviews! Thank you!!!
toledovf 3 weeks ago
Just watch the film Lars and the Real Girl. Not only does the main character who has a tash, he's also a complete pussy. :L
FullmetalAnimator 3 weeks ago
John never fails to make me laugh :]
ChasingGracex 1 month ago
Actually, I'm just someone who comes to this channel for a laugh once in awhile, and your snide comment just pushed my fucking buttons. I haven't berated anyone on here in years, but after reading some of your posts on other channels, re... all soldiers are merciless killers, et all, I knew you were just the sort of douchebag who needed someone to call them on their bullshit for once. It was a fun distraction, nothing more. Score one for shitcasecinema and it's 'sad and lonely' fans.
GunHed17 1 month ago
Hey John, ever heard of hard ticket to Hawaii? If not you should check it out.
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i gave this channel a chance, but the host is not as funny or charismatic as other reviewers on here. worse, there is no real insight in his commentary. you can learn much more about these movies by simply looking them up on wikipedia. dont quit your day job pal.
playadominical 1 month ago
@playadominical Actually you can't; I've just looked and there doesn't appear to be a Wiki for Ultimate Ninja. CHECKMATE.
PowerThirteen 1 month ago
@PowerThirteen really? didn't check too carefully then. i found it easily.
playadominical 1 month ago
@playadominical Please note all reviews are very tongue in cheek and not serious, which alot of people seem to overlook.
Atripple 1 month ago
@Atripple tongue in cheek is one thing. i just don't find it funny or entertaining. i find this channel is just a less funny, less informed and lazier version of cinemassacre. if you dont know what that is you should def check it out, it's clear shitcase are heavily influenced by it.
playadominical 1 month ago
@playadominical I know it. Shitcase might have been influenced by it, but it has its own flavour now which I like just as much fun.
Atripple 1 month ago
@playadominical Cut the bullshit Professor Bruce, we know it's you. You can fuck off now. In all seriousness, do you enjoy being a pompous cunt who loves to go on channels he doesn't care for and shit all over them; to come off as so fucking superior? If you didn't like what you saw, why not simply click away.... but no, you had to enlighten the rest of us with your brilliant fucking opinion. Thank you so much for educating the rest of us as to what a fucking twat you are.
GunHed17 1 month ago
@GunHed17 eat shit asshole. why should i just click off? to avoid upsetting morons like you who can't handle it when somebody doesn't like what you like? youtube is full of cry babies like you. FYI i'll shit on whatever i want, and these videos are fair game... they are opinionated movie reviews that shit all over somebody's creation, but to shit on the reviews themselves is not ok? you're a hypocrite. go cry about it now. "Professor Bruce" um ok!
playadominical 1 month ago
@playadominical Ho boy.. here we go. You'll shit on whatever you want, and I'm a crybaby for calling you a negative whining prick. Yep, I'll own that.. you made a needless post for the sake of inflating your sensitive ego. My point was you have no point - 'this sucks, I'm outta here' was the essential statement you wanted to make. ..and you wanted the rest of us to know that you were simply more cultured than us for subscribing to shitcase.
GunHed17 1 month ago
@playadominical .. Please let us know what we can subscribe to that is so incredibly worthy in your opinion. For someone who obviously watched some of the shitcase content, you obviously know what the fuck Professor Bruce was referring to. I'll save you the trouble of responding - Yes, I'm a dicksucking asshole, etc. etc. Just words. Unless of course you're into the always sad internet virtual threats as well. You hate this place, ..good. Thanks for stopping by.
GunHed17 1 month ago
@GunHed17 all i did was point out that i don't like something... not much different from what this reviewer is doing to movies in his videos. he has the right to be here, and so do i. this channel allows user comments!
your anger is bizarre. the guy who commented before you had a different opinion than my own, but there were no personal attacks on either side. the fact that you infer some kind of "virtual threat" brought on by a "sensitive ego" shows how fucked your thinking really is
playadominical 1 month ago
@playadominical Sigh... I give up. You win. This site sucks complete ass. John shouldn't quit his day job. You're right, we're all complete fucking idiots for subscribing to this shite. I guess you won't be around here any more to grace us with your complete awesomeness, and our lives will be lesser for it. Onward with your mission oh glorious leader, others are in need of your most noble opinions. Where can we subscribe to your most awesome site? I couldn't find it in your profile...
GunHed17 1 month ago
@GunHed17 you are projecting your insecurities now. how pathetic. where did i say anyone was stupid for subscribing to this channel? it's a matter of TASTE, you fool. the fact you won't let this go makes you appear really lonely and sad. you must be a awful person to know in private life. i feel sorry for you and your family, who have to put up with you... i don't though, so i'm done. no doubt you will follow this up with endless comments, but i won't read them. good luck in life.
playadominical 1 month ago
correct me if i am wrong but did that ninja have a happy trail at 2:07? lol
fazinazin33 1 month ago
watching clips from this film it seems like its creators are making an intentionally ridiculous movie that invites easy riffing. i prefer it when shitcase reviews movies that take themselves too seriously, those are more fun
buffilms 1 month ago
"hi stranger new in town" lmao, who would actually ever say that?
IDMWEIGHTSIDM 1 month ago
JOHNDOZ
edutuario 1 month ago
5:45 = Some of the best choreography I've ever seen. On par with the infamous Kirk/Gorn star trek fight scene.
mk2k4 1 month ago
What a terrible movie. Thank you for watching it John so we don't have to :-)
EpiquestGame 1 month ago
John this was brilliant, this might be a bit of heresy, but i laughed harder at this than zardoz :D
edutuario 1 month ago
This is the hardest thing I have laughed at in a long time.
johnnybugify 1 month ago
the day shitcasecinema goes widescreen....will be a sad day..long live 4:3
FatCatMedia 1 month ago
Ninjas with porn mustaches.
rofyle 1 month ago
Ninja with a Garfield phone? WTF?
JeffroTV 1 month ago
Be a good ninja, Charles. I think I'm going to have a bumper sticker made with that on it.
donniedarkodevotte 1 month ago
thumbs up if your a supreme ninja :)
UltimateMovieKid 1 month ago
When are you going to review killjoy 2 and 3?
K1LL3Y 1 month ago
*head pokes out sideways from the doorway* ...impressive...
I fell over laughing! You are brilliant! =D
Seraphim3040 1 month ago
Godfrey Ho es my God!!!
fedexior 1 month ago
5:42-5:48 I use this sequence as a pick-up.
harlequin75 1 month ago
I love how "SUSAN!" is actually part of the themesong.
Mannike54 1 month ago 5
@Mannike54 hahah yeah it makes me laugh every time.
Jaahhk 1 month ago
Another funny review luv your channel at times i wonder hust how u are able to sit through so many bad films at i know i couldn't but on the other hand it's great to have u back have a great new year i look forward to many more reviews and most certainly will put a great word out for your channel bye the way take care cheers mate.
GaryAllen10 1 month ago
You restore my faith in mankind Shitcase Cinema.
Chorlomis 1 month ago
I love it when Shitcase reviews Godfrey Ho Ninja movies, but I can't believe Richard Harrison isn't in this.
LivinWorstNightmare 1 month ago
Is that Victor Guy Aussie?
morzansreddragon 1 month ago
@morzansreddragon It's one of the usual Voice Over guy who is Australian, I noticed it on a couple of other reviews of GODfrey's films.
ThePrinceII 1 month ago
Whoa is that thai guy that appeared in the thai segments of Ninja Assassin!
das81 1 month ago
Oh yles, nothing more classic in shitcase cinema than a Godfrey Ho's movie review.
das81 1 month ago
What's the only thing better than a Godfrey Ho movie? A review of a Godfrey Ho movie!
theFFVIguy 1 month ago
Shitcase Cinema is the meaning of life
MrShadowseer 1 month ago 17
loved the supreme ninja rules john,you are a legend
edutuario 1 month ago
8:44 who's that?
MrThedude77777 1 month ago
I think one of the actors played Ivan the Red in the previous ninja movie that you reviewed (Ninja Squad).
Atripple 1 month ago
I love your reviews mate iv'e seen back to the future in your opening intro and im wondering if you can review that masterpiece for me?:)
Jowetttt123 1 month ago
Nice review like always. I wish someone would actually write something serious about Godfrey Ho. In one interview he said the reason why he has so many "cut and paste" movies is because his dodge boss made him do it, and he didn't want to get fired. Also that Richard Harris was really pissed off at him because all the "cutting and pasting" devalued him as an actor and pretty much ruined his career. Anyway keep up the good work.
bmovienews 1 month ago
Jimmy, Jimmy, who the fuck is Jimmy? haha brilliant!
davidbowie1100 1 month ago
Damn that just blew my mind away
thaigerstyle 1 month ago
Nothing screams ninja like a headband saying "ninja"
TRE1275 1 month ago
good review.
zeonzaku2s 1 month ago
This movie is Naruto if it was made in the 1980s.
maddoxfanx 1 month ago
0 dislikes.. the trolls are sleeping..
superant92 1 month ago
@superant92 trolls approve of this video
aartbastiaan22 1 month ago
lmao!
1/10.. Your pretty generous this time around.
secondghost 1 month ago
The brother is not Jimmy nor Billy...it's Bimmy.
Cassavius 1 month ago
I want that garfield phone!
AlucardFanboy8745 1 month ago
Nice Knightmare reference...
Anarchist86ed 1 month ago
You HAVE to review Orca, the trailer for it itself is hilarious.
TheSystemUpdate 1 month ago
I used to be a ninja till I took a suriken to the knee.
wilson2012 1 month ago
Gordon the ninja!! Hahahahaha
WeHaveExplosive 1 month ago
sexiest video yet!
sgtmattkind 1 month ago
Brilliant!
AximusPrime81 1 month ago
I had that Garfield phone.
Smithfilmproductions 1 month ago
lol th randomosity of this movie is entertaining enough XD
Bamskrull 1 month ago
It just occurred to me that you should have reviewed the Black Christmas remake for Christmas.
EPICsliceOFcake 1 month ago
How can this be called 'Ultimate Ninja' when neither Richard Harrison nor Pierre Kirby appear in it?
Doperwtje81 1 month ago
"The Ultimate Ninja", where random crap is the deadliest weapon. LOL
Good Review!!!
sfighter991 1 month ago
You prick! I'll get you... When I learn some kung fu!
GoblinXXX 1 month ago
Rage of Ninja. Please
Foreignsik 1 month ago
Awesome John,one of your best.
CustardGanet 1 month ago
I am champion of the ninjas
hugeackman 1 month ago
@hugeackman But are you the SUPREME ninja? NO! (I'm the Meat Lover's Ninja. I guess you can be the Veggie Feast Ninja. Or Ninja with Extra Cheese.)
GoblinXXX 1 month ago
be a good ninja... i lol'd
jarnovanderwerff 1 month ago
John as your clearly a massive Richard Harrison fan do a search on youtube for "Ninja Terminator: How Richard Harrison deals with arguments " it is a song some crack head made from clips of ninja terminator and the Thomas the tank engine theme!! Enjoy.
mrskaglolfoad 1 month ago
whats with the swordsounds? its the same sound over and over again!
DudeNotSoAmazing 1 month ago
Great review btw.. as always.
mrskaglolfoad 1 month ago
I love Godfrey Ho. And Richard Harrison.
mrskaglolfoad 1 month ago
these ninja movies are so shit
lee0nline1 1 month ago 12
troll 3 plz - great review though
counting1210 1 month ago
charles is a well dino ninja
98Lubo 1 month ago
Ahaha oh John you crack me up. You put that hard bastard from Starship Troopers 2 in the intro. Made me laugh my ass off.
Is it me or does every voice in this movie sound exactly the same as the voices in all the other ninja films. Were these films produced by the same slacker company ?
OlyJeebus 1 month ago
Fuck. Yes.
dangerisaac 1 month ago