Mists of Pandaria - Updated! Theorycrafting 2.0 with Jesse and Pride

[ombra247]

illidan's been chillin with the Final Fantisy voice actors :)

[millstanuki]

I will never roll with your Gnomies.

[VeryOxygen]

lol what if they split it into 3 factions, the third being with Thrall and Jaina, and current Horde and Alliance players get a quest(chain?) at lvl 90 and they get to choose whether to go with Garrosh/Varian or Jaina and Thrall.

Lore-Wise: Incredibly amazing

Mechanic-wise: Big concerns

[TheWingedViking]

these guys got me pumped for MoP

[gunnerw100]

imo it would be realy cool to see a former leader of the horde get turned against and half the horde be on garrosh's side and other half be on thralls side

[gunnerw100]

what i believe should happen in an up coming expansion (and ik wow nerds will flip out on me saying this makes no sense this could never happen) but i think garrosh should get so war hungry (like he already is) so war hungry that thrall decides to fight against him and garrosh ends up trying to over throw everything and all the new worlds that supposedly will be discovered in pandaria. and we end up fighting garrosh at thralls side

[TheWickerMan1995]

i wish they kept Thrall the big, badass orc in warcraft 3, remember when he fought the Pit lord, i think it was, with grom, he was badass! now hes all alliancy and gay.

[WatermelonPeppermint]

@TheWickerMan1995 HE'S HAVING A BABY AND BECOMING A DADDY.

He's gonna get a little softer for his little girl, dude.

[OfWhiteShade]

8:25 Pyewsh!!!!

[Tangy1995]

Thrall literally 'shagged her brains out'.

[HybridGamingHD1]

@Tangy1995 use qoutation marks next time not apostraphe's

[PerksAndPurpz]

you guys are way better than the idiots on tank spot

[Jordgubben1337]

WTF IS THIS!? WHO ARE THEY!? WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT!?!?

[shadow6543]

"he have epic mount he hacking!"

[DracheN0504]

This game sucks !

[Zuluhn]

@DracheN0504 And still you are watching 54 minute long videos about 2 guys TALKING about it. This game doesnt suck. Your trolling suck

[mingzl81065]

I pity the fools who call themselves WoWer yet refer to Jesse Cox as "this guy".

[DiddysPower41]

32:11 well we killed Yogg Saron and nothing happened...

[melsilverman]

the so called guarian that u said is called Chacals(egyptian chacals) 

[BlueMoonSaturn]

Well you better punch him in the face :)

rofl

[nevyn1]

at 15:05 baron vs teemo right?

[696ZanZor696]

Demon hunter will be like a DK who is a fusion between paladin and warlock, they will be a fusion between mage and rogue :)

[terranorpsb]

k so the reason why were goin to pandaria is that we get ship wrecked that dude other dude was right and the reason we stay there is because the pandarian race needs are help cause theres some kinda of evil mist or something goin on there thats why they got now there own enemy and all of that shit with the new dungeons and shit and i wanted to ask u a question why dont u include sargeras on the end the main factor of the burning legion?

[joshninja2]

jesse..... just write for blizzard from now on.

[PervyLion]

What if while the horde is raiding Theramore Thrall comes in and saves Jaina and helps her to escape, and as revenge Gromash goes out and kills Aggra?

[BambooDragon16]

@PervyLion That's actually a nice idea.

[KyletheMeep]

funny how the big thing that goes down is the dragons relinquished their power...

[iFSzGaming]

So when your talking at 5:30 your saying its like the twilight zone

[iapolarbear]

might not go



[iapolarbear]

can u shut up and get to the point and maby your vids might noy go 4 10 hours

[MrKillbox7]

what I wanna see is a pandaren monk useable for poke-I mean the pet battle system

[BambooDragon16]

@MrKillbox7 They have that Pandaren Monk companion but I don't know if it's still available

[kman1625]

Ways to waste an hour: 1. spend time with girlfriend. 2. Spend time with friends. 3. Watch pointless mists of pandaria video with 2 boring ramblers...

[bigllewey]

Nozdormu isn't going to die, Murozond or w/e his name is in end time is a version a Nozdormu; one of infinite possibilities that the future could have instore. All the dragon aspects are no longer immortal, they're gunna get old and die now. Also I'm 99.99% sure Thrall is going to come back to the horde and take up the title of Warchieft again, seeing that garrosh was only a temporary leader in thrall's abesence. Garrosh is going to get his ass beat for killing cairne and kcikign vol'jin out.

[bigllewey]

Your dragon dog things are called chimeras ;)

[bigllewey]

quote "LITERALLY everything we said was correct, there was many things that were wrong." Nice contradiction i lol'd so hard when u said that. LITERALLY <3 u guys

[crocodiliusz]

SSJ Grom Hellscream>SSJ Thrall ;o

[Talistot]

6:00 Tell that to the U.S. Government.

[MrPuppeteye]

What does this mean?! ;p

[KevinJRCollins]

I can literally roll with my gnomes......LITERALLY!

[ultrafire101]

All the Dragons: DEAD!

[ultrafire101]

Queen Azshara: Well of Eternity, 2nd Boss.

[TheBearstep]

@ultrafire101 You realize that well of eternity is based back in time..

[xXJackirBlackBloddXx]

i think you missed talking about the orks n nightelves stuff n ''the pandas need help'' stuff.

[moemoe20092007]

I loved aggra, I agree with everything you said, except aggra.. 

[kippekop100]

Shut up you dont know what ur talking about

[Piemasterjelly]

YOU GUYS SUCK!

[JadFarra]

Oh holy shit, just thought of something when you said Med'an was the most magically gifted person to walk Azeroth. Have that guy beat down his father then, it'd be fucking epic.

[JadFarra]

33:28, it didn't so you have to punch him in the face.

[JadFarra]

Xoroth, home-world of the Nathrezim would be KICKASS to visit. I really enjoy your theory with the lumarian box and what not. Makes perfect sense and will actually allow the great lore to progress.

[TimerCub]

Blizzard watches Kung Fu Panda *Grin starts to appear*

[XLR8tor300]

jesse,

you think sargeas will be the next kiljaeden for Mists? Like as in a Sunwell Plateau kinda

like boss?  As in he comes in a portal like thing?

[MrDeltahex]

god bless gnomes

[JLmusicBase]

you gloatish bastards I love you tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt­ttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssss­ssssssssssssss much!

[NXSGeneration]

Maybe you get your chi back, by drinking! :D

[Itrainharder]

so im guessing somebody got punched in the face.

[CarrotAtHeart]

We;re not THERE because we got ship wrecked, but that is how it's discovered.

[GeoTown123]

When is this coming out?????????

[doig899]

When Pandaria comes out will you make a new account called OMFGpandaria

[TheDjNaDo]

as cheezy as it would be for this expansion to end with the pandarian bringing it all together, it would make room for the next expansion that's possible epicosity could make up for the loss in this expansion.

[TheDjNaDo]

Super Powered Death Sex.

thankyou for naming my band.

[MrKillbox7]

@TheDjNaDo  that is F***ing epic name for a band

[TheDjNaDo]

im actually excited for this expansion.

i cant say i was for cataclysm or WotLK.

check out my twitter, electronic music and gaming news!

@GamingAndMusic

[Ben7761]

i wonder what thralls son will be like and i bet in like 2 years he will be like new war chief

[KaegonTheGamer]

lol @20:00

[KaegonTheGamer]

5:25 Its the Island from Lost

[kaiieeyor]

32:29 do it!

[MrPhillipHanna]

Also, the giant hangar in SW in the harbor... the boat we go to pandarea on is probs in there. or a dagon who knows with blizz any more.

[MrPhillipHanna]

We shouldnt be going there at all... this expantion should have been emerald dream... Fuck pandas!

[EajahePulse]

@MrPhillipHanna Dealt with in a book already. It's why Malfurion is in game. And same with Ysera. Emerald Dream would of had to be before Cataclysm.

[Myegotisticself]

Did you guys ever think that Blizzard just watched your Original theory crafting video, and just took all your ideas?

[YesImAnAwesomeTroll]

@Myegotisticself because a billion dollar company can afford to take ideas from a few giggling men, who's videos barely have over 140k views. Pro analysis.

[Myegotisticself]

@YesImAnAwesomeTroll I was kidding, but your user name is a clear enough indicator that I shouldn't spend any time explaining that to you.

[YesImAnAwesomeTroll]

@Myegotisticself Because you're not the first person who've used my user name as an excuse to be complete and total ignoramuses. FYI:Account made over 3 years ago.

[WarCraftLoreMaster]

So... Didn't Deathwing blast some blues with the Dragon Soul? What'll happen to Malygos?

[Wyvvern99]

@WarCraftLoreMaster Malygos died, we killed her, in the Eye of Eternity.

[WarCraftLoreMaster]

@Wyvvern99

Yeah, we killed Malygos, but in the past didn't Deathwing blast the blues using the powers of the Dragon Soul, wiping out most of their race? So what'll happen to Malygos? Will he come back to life?

[MrTacobites]

Instead of Aggra dying through "super-powered death sex", why doesn't she just die through childbirth,good idea?

[ninja1panda1x]

How did you get a video to last an hour?

[Wyvvern99]

Unfortunately, guys, the dragons theories are all wrong, with the recent Dragon Soul end cinematic. The dragons give up their power and crap and go "bwarrrgggghhhh Mortals don't need us anymorreeeeee so we're now mortalllll..."

Sorry :/

[YesImAnAwesomeTroll]

@Wyvvern99 because you can make a battle between Jesus and the Devil seem that dull by saying BWARGH they fought, and people watched and someone died. Just please don't try to word things in quotes and make it sound dumber than it actually is when you read it/see it for yourself.

[Wyvvern99]

@YesImAnAwesomeTroll Lol i know. I was wording it the way I heard it. (BAHAHHAHA) ... yeah i don't know.. Perhaps I didn't need to say "bwarrrgggghhhh" at the beginning, it would be a lot more accurate.. but.. whatever. :) SORRY for the inconvenience I've caused.

[HunterOfHunterz]

69 dislikes....xD

[Wabokusify]

Psh, as soon as they announced Pokepets, I knew I would be getting my Enchanted Broom to max level.

[Vampretta666]

She did survive :P haha shame huh ? ;p

[BesottedDebacle]

I don't know why anyone would thumbs down anything with Jesse in it, unless they just wanted to see 69 dislikes....... giggity

[ashman9992]

the ultimate magical box theory in pandarian island is cool but no way its gonna be that its too absolute to have a teleport to the old gods badasses etc. its too absurd

[CreeperJustWantsHug]

I think blizzard should probably make the past expansions ( up to Wrath at least ) should be free, because the fact that you have to pay over $200 plus the monthly fee just to catch up, it seems like a stupid idea on Blizzard's part.

[jifyum07]

@CreeperJustWantsHug if you buy cata it includes all the other expansions... you dont have to buy each one seperatly

[CrAzyKitE666]

@jifyum07 no, you still gotta buy bc, wotlk, and cata.

[CalloftheBlademaster]

@CrAzyKitE666 BC has been free since 4.2.

[Polex411]

they did say that the sha which are going to be one of the new creatures are beings of pure hatred. that these creatures are born from hate and since the horde and the alliance are going to be on the island its kind of obvious whats going to happen. 

[Junkjustme94]

thumbs up if u didn't bother going past the 5 mins

[Desdinova48]

I don't know if anyone has already posted something like this or if you guys talked about it in the video because i haven't finished watching it but, I was just thinking about how you guys mentioned the box that could transport people to other worlds and then about how the naga could be attacking Pandaria and I had this thought: What if Queen Azshara is leading her forces to Pandaria to get the box in order to bring Sargeras to Azeroth.

[MTK37]

12:10 I believe you mean gargoyles

[sedwardpenton]

16:00 sour about thrall being thrown into the friends zone

[TheVoiceOfReason93]

I heard that one of the developers in Blizzard is a long time fan of pandas. This whole expansion is a result of this.

[Hikorage]

I've always liked the idea of Thrall and Jaina as a 'forbidden couple' kind of thing. I know that Jaina and Arthas were to be wed but they went their separate paths to focus on their own fields of mastery, so when Arthas was killed I think that would've affected her a hell of a lot. However I think that Thrall did like her and respected her because of their standing with one another and the Night Elves at the Battle of Mount Hyjal, but nothing can really be proved or confirmed.

[Rykanable]

@Hikorage I just dislike Aggra. Alot. She came out of fucking nowhere, with no build up or anything and is suddenly Thrall's biggest love interest ever? Say what? Say about a relationship between Thrall and Jaina what you want, but atleast they had a history together.

[Rykanable]

@Rykanable And now I feel like an idiot because that's basically what Jesse said and I didn't realize it <.<

[Hikorage]

@Rykanable I have to agree. I only know Aggra from when you're left on the Lost Isles as a Goblin and that she helps you out to introduce you to the Horde and stuff in a way, but other than that, nope. I don't think she really fits with Thrall to be honest. Sure they're both Orcs and Aggra may be a shaman too, but Thrall is a master, a legend; where the fuck did she come from?

[rockyson990]

.......Wrath Of The Lich Illidan. I fucking love it

[SCREAMProvidence]

Hehe lovecrafting with Jesse and Pride

[SCREAMProvidence]

I havent watched the whole video yet but can u guys tell me where u think pandaria is?

[Swimslikefish]

how does chi work? like energy or focus? or like rage? runic power maybe?

[frosttblood]

"for some reason all these pandas are trying to sell me gold" i lost it

[TheKaleb1111]

drink and spit fire....DnD much?

[stupidinternetman999]

@TheKaleb1111 Warcraft 3 much?

[HejJagHeterAntonxD]

MoP also stands for My obese Pony.

[stupidinternetman999]

@HejJagHeterAntonxD and Mighty Overpowered Pandas

[revjigglybiggins]

saw you on my virtual ticket guys never found out what that snake tail was

[ThatOneGuyYouSaw15]

No leo ingles.

[Gamezonemachinima]

i really hope u can do the pet battles in a raid! give u somthing to do wile u wait for your healer to come back form the toilet

[powerplayer1000]

back during part one u mentioned ( the emerald dream is over) now i dont know much about wow lore but with i think may happen is the event that might happen , that makes the Pandarias reveal them selfs, may be something conected with the emerald dream and what is behind the mist cloaking the island...... would like to hear what u think

[SimpleMan021]

20:01 Yes, it does.

[UsagiJin]

@YugoXIII I'll buy it - or at least that it's likely - since there is a long history of Wester misinterpretations.

[Lullhorn]

I really want Blizzard to get the Alliance and Horde relationship RIGHT in this exp. and show a little more love to the Alliance, esp. if they lose Theramore. Jaina hopefully will be a stronger character in the lore, but Blizzard gets that right as well. Plz Blizzard do it right! P.S. Make the title screen a portal!!!

[shannonlasell]

Jesse only has one nut.

[krelle22]

Yogscast on Eu? but im not sure they want to play with me just a normal person. Athene is too Crazy about not playing with new poeple or Subscribers

[0mn1l1th]

They are destroying Theramore because they don't want to waste time or resources on the throw away faction

[MythikInk]

Nooooooooooooooooo! Alexstraaaaaaaaaaaasaaaaaaaaaa­aa!

[NerosEclipse]

Granted Jesse and Pride haven;t seen this yet, on wowhead.com theres a video of the final stage of the deathwing fight, he dies from the aspects charging the dragon soul and thral pew pews a lazoar into deahtwing, and only he dies from that.

[ShadowWolfRising]

oh dear,

Jesse, you may have just sparked some perverted artist into making a hentai.

[GAM3RZ1132]

i want a caverns of time dungon where we have to stop past us from doing some of the things we did wrong. GET ON THAT METZEN

[LegoBuns]

29:00 screw dragons! The moon will fall from the sky!!!

[ashman9992]

@LegoBuns what do u mean

[flamefyr]

66 people are the leaders of the Burning Legion

[XeNIGHTWOLFeX]

If Alexstrasza dies, I'm going to shed a tear. Pride, as Jesse mentioned. I hope you are wrong.

[nowak93]

Drunken Fist!, HIAH!

[GAM3RZ1132]

I want to see caverns of time STOPING ARE SELVES

[AyabaraGaming]

@GAM3RZ1132 lol impressive spelling leetspeak-loving 12 year old

[CrusadeFromHell]

i really fond that illidan idea at 53:25

[MasterReynard]

Old Gods... Maybe they'll have their own expansion. Huh? Huh? Maybe? Rehashing of Ahn-Qiraj, Ulduar, etc.

I'm just hoping, cause Ulduar was one of the best raids ever. Of all time!

[gepadat2k10]

about 2 hours of Theorycrafting and Warcraft!

WOOOOOOOOOO!

bye bye midnight, hello popcorn

[94RudyMendez]

Haha hilarious from 19:30 to 20:30!

[CrusadeFromHell]

@94RudyMendez what did he say that cracked him up? I cant hear it >.<

[Nickster292]

You know, jesse is right again ... :\

[Malkinabox]

VVV those are factions not races you Artard. You cant wait to play something thats a undead ghoul (basically the majority are), random dead giant spiders, norse humans ect and a faction is already in the game via title and tabard, besides thats its a faction herp derp, a small faction unlike the more larger collective of horde and alliance.

[ThePhoenixAffinity]

im still waiting for scourge and argent dawn to be playable factions XD

[LTJustin514]

I think you all forgot you were being recorded when you started talking about super sayen death sex XD

[FleetingVoid]

I am still hoping, praying, and begging for a Demon Hunter class which should be Night Elf/Blood Elf/ playable and melee based with a few bitchin' ranged attacks. Just a thought.

[squintybeasts]

They are called Foo dogs jesse

[MattKitten]

I still think that if Blizz makes another expansion involving a hero class like DKs, they need to give us something like this: Alexstrasza (or however it's spelled) is so grateful to the races of the world that she gives us (or if she dies whoever takes her place gives us) like, a weakened dragon aspect class or something along those lines. Just a thought, blizz.

[Thelazycouchguys]

@MattKitten or maybe let us pick an aspect to sort of augment our abilities or a chromatic style class

[JakeKnightBritan]

Just going to point this out here with the theory of the box that could transport you. Now what if the this box could contain all evil instead? thinking in the lines of Pandoras box = Pandaras Box something in that style

[SuperAwesomecomment]

"litterary everything we said were correct, there were alot of thing we said that was wrong" wtf are you blabbering about?

[Cipher655]

ah mah gah, so much spammin, no one will go there, faggots, so LEAVE JESSE ALONE!

[J6Pisac]

New pandaria intro

youtube.com/watch?feature=play­er_embedded&v=JNUtjibCjnQ#!

[BlackAdd3r00]

Pandara's box.

[artbytandy]

fuck your fag annotations.

[Drow0036]

The dog things your thinking about is called a foo dog / lion dog. ^^

[PeterjohnsonLAWL]

"literally everything we said was correct, there were many things that were wrong" kk, buddy

[artbytandy]

1 month doesn't equal months. But anyways.

[MrSmellyjim]

You called it that's cool bro.

[100302]

I was thinking for The Abyssal maw instance that Blizzard did nothing with. Make it the place where you fight Ahune The Frost Lord. Make it so you Enter the Instance and you come out on the Massive mile long Ice Berg and you fight. during the festival or when ever because the boundaries of the elemental plains have already bin shattered.

[Suitcase08]

WRATH OF PANDARIAAAAAAAAAAA!

[MrKwestergard]

ki'rin



[Polenjoied]

why is poh kicking crane :o



[MrAapenkind]

no life