Billie Jean: Literal Video Version

[cvcbvl]

Your video is great. Check out my channel i have the same with two and a half men intro.

[s6y9l]

lol @ tractor tire collar and Inspector Gadget at window...

[musicinme205]

DON'T YOU SHUSH ME!!! LMBO

[animeperson47]

lolzzzz 3:32 hahaha

[thegreatmiki]

hahahahah did tiger just ran out of my butt?

[PrinceCurtis]

LMFAO BJ joke.

[yultome]

This is freaking hilarious and Genius! Great Job. Love you MJ you were and always will be the best ever!

[juventinorocks]

lol i gotta say this is better than the original version

[nyhockeychick]

"Now my coat is sliding off, it's more heavy than I thought" LOL

And the change it twice background part is excellent! Love the old lady dialogue too. Very funny.

[QuikVidGuy]

69 people got a shoulder cram-PAH!

[flea6115]

Confused trenchcoat guy is confused.

[TheCorporatereaper]

Oh man that was beautiful. Hahaha!

[TheRapperoni]

67 peoples' rooms were lit up by MIcheal Jackson when he tryed to touch them

[mcrfreek89]

"He told me to shush!" LOL my fave part.

[LilBitOfSomthingRed8]

That old homless man is gonna get some! Unless the tiger eats them....

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[juventinorocks]

"knee-kick the air, i dont why i just did that, so i jump onto my toes" lmaolmao

[MrIJustWatch]

RIP MJ

[nsam]

That was awesome! hahaha Randy Jackson!

[rikimaru700]

Knee kick the air!

[brummy1511]

Who has two thumbs and likes BJ's?

The answers this guys.

This guy likes Billy Jean, that's what I thought BJ means.

ROTFLMAO!!!!

[btomera]

sooo funny!!

[doctormelonhead]

I looove MJ

[Bilama]

LOL

[OtakuEmma]

Knee-kick the air! :D

[flyingninja92]

JACKPOT!!!

[buttercup151515]

This is GENIOUS!!!

[U1986NuclearGrounds]

XDDDDDDDDD

Yeah, most music videos never match the song's subject. I swear, I oughta put this sort of thing in one of my shows.

[frogmaster1337]

this is great

[jusmihere]

awesome!

[Sakurashy131]

You should totally do Justin Beiber XD

lol

[dascottjr]

@Sakurashy131 Hmm...which one, though? Someone already did one for "Baby Baby Baby Baby", and there's a great "shred" one for, um, "One Time", I think.

[Sakurashy131]

@dascottjr

Probably the "baby baby" one :)

Probably the funiest one to make fun of XD

[CaptainPositron]

@dascottjr

where can I find those videos?

[Goldygirl16]

Duh nuh, ELBOW DANCE!

Duh nuh, ELBOW DANCE!

[QuikVidGuy]

@Goldygirl16 Sorry, meant to hit Thumbs-Up, but hit "reply", instead.

[jmattos]

Brilliant!

[yamashinji]

As I fake a jedi's death lawl

[fredj]

Got a shoulder cramp-PAH!

[MyDogAteMyDreams]

This is so funny haha :)

[Hackerboy602]

"Did a tiger just run out of my butt?"

[DudeSinger]

"he told me to shush!" lol



[atyxyt]

i loled at 3:35 to 3:44

[missusparsons]

"elbow dance", rotfl

[JohnnyLovely2]

LMAO!

[happykitty11]

WILL YOU DO THRILLER????

[grantaj192]

This quite literally made my night. Funniest video I've seen in months

[xoxxooxoxxoo]

OMG!!! So hilarious. "Who has two thumbs and likes B.J.'s?"

[Shojahan]

Very funny, however, I'm not sophisticated enough to get the Randy Jackson joke.

[dascottjr]

@Shojahan R.J. = "American Idol" judge :)

[10000naruto]

"I loook concerned" o_O

[NewProfile001]

lol @ JACKPOT @ 02:34

(Note: tat puts you behind it a few seconds.)

[queef76]

"who has two thumbs and likes b.j.'s? the answer's 'this guy'. 'this guy' likes 'billie jean'." (that's what i thought "b.j" means) ROFL x)

[hellosaydee]

HAHAHA LOVE THIS!

[numbers93]

That's right, Michael. ;) TALK TO THE HAND!!

[m3rrys0ngstr3ss]

I feel kinda silly, when I first saw this I thought that when the old lady said "No wooing!" she meant like the old term for flirting - as in "You stay away from Miss BJ, you've caused her enough trouble!"

[MPGamer1132]

Nice Micheal Jackson voice!

[PunkyPink85]

I told you no wooing outta my building!

[Shadowdancer21b]

Well done sir.

[iBloobaTube]

"make sure I have my keys" lolz

[mel577]

"He told me to shush!" LMAO

[Shmeckeldorf]

That voice actually sounds a lot like Michael. Great job!

[Papillion1986]

That was hilarious. Can't stop laughing. :D

[valiare1947]

Is it weird that I was scratching my shoulder in time with the song?

[QuikVidGuy]

"Hey! Who's out there?! I told you: no woo-ing outside my building after-- DON'T YOU SHUSH ME, RANDY JACKSON, I'LL SHUSH YOU! And stop lighting up my steps! I just had them de-lighted! DAMN IT!!"

[1991MRjesse]

this is hilarious, mate. well done.

[catzblu999]

I just had the steps delighted. GET IT

[kehnie]

3:06

that line is made of pure win.

[mermer129]

lol

uploaded on my birthday :D

[Lilsmudge]

The whole section with the old lady...man, we went back and watched that section over and over! "Don't you shush me Randy Jackson, I'll shush you! And stop lighting up my steps, I just had them de-lighted...DAMNIT!!!"

[Thypivotmaster]

Knee-kick the air!

[shortydog27]

I'm sure if Michael was alive, he would have thought this was hilarious!

[peniosasdasd]

This is what it's about.

Not people just making up funny stuff. LITERALLY what's going on in the video down to a T.

[Balzypipes]

@dascottjr Thanks! I appreciate the kindness.

[Balzypipes]

Love the vid but heres a suggestion:

I would have posted this on Facebook except you have so much TEXT crap that appears when you post the link that I wasn't about to do that to my FB friends!

[dascottjr]

@Balzypipes You can edit the text on FB before posting the link. Just click on it. You can even change the title. Imagine how happy I was when I discovered that by accident! :)

[TheAppleMan100]

64 people haven't gotten over the death of Michael Jackson

[purpleluckystar]

@TheAppleMan100 i havent got over it, but this is funny as hell

[grobbo1961]

Please keep making these. Me and my co-workers (don't tell my boss) have been LOL'ing all day in the office. Big thanks for making an otherwise boring day so much fun

[rosaxu]

LMFAO!!!!

"Whoo!"

"Hey, who's out there?

"Whoo!"

"I told you no "whooing" outside my building after-"

"Shh!"

"Don't just shush me, Randy Jackson! I'll shush you!"

.....

"He told me to shush!" LMFAO!!!!! XD I am still laughing!

[The70sDiscoKing]

Hilarious video! -Happy Birthday, Michael

[XxmaxilinexX]

lol haha

[XxmaxilinexX]

lol

[CALLOFDUTYGLITCHER13]

poor randy jackson died without getting laid

[MaryStewart]

haha!  great one!

[dyzzy7]

Who has two thumbs and likes BJs?

[JennaTulls40]

ive been singing this all day! : "who has 2 thumbs and likes BJ's.. The answer's this guy, 'this guy' likes Billie Jean.. (Thats what I thought BJ means) 

[TheIdiotDisease]

I can't stop laughing, this is the most brilliant shit I've ever seen.

[TheMichellepr]

Good Job....it made me smile:)

[xMoonShoesPotterx]

...Too soon.

[zolaga]

@xMoonShoesPotterx More like too late, MJ would have loved to see this xD

[Sheriffification]

Duh nuh ELBOW DANCE

Duh nuh ELBOW DANCE

JACKPOT!! :D

What i win? :)

[takertombstone89]

@Sheriffification The tiger that came out of his ass

[vfedericox]

@takertombstone89 ---was a cat

[takertombstone89]

@vfedericox no it was a tiger the cat turned into the tiger 'member you 'member

[Sheriffification]

@takertombstone89 YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY :D

[xMetalHeadx1]

i couldnt stop laguhing

[TommyTonic10]

This guy is hilarious "And stop lighting up my steps! I just had the de-Lighted" hahah

[mrobviousjosh]

Pretty funny. GREAT lyrics, vocals could have been a bit stronger, but still really good. BTW, the "B.J." lines = Billie Jean were hilarious.

[TheCatastrophicSmile]

"And stop lighting up my steps! I just go them de-lighted!!"

[U1986NuclearGrounds]

Delighted?

[arcelot8]

im sharing this 10 times now

[Keldon90210]

The best onedone to date.

[mephistophilesgirl]

'"Elbow dance!"

[takertombstone89]

duh-nuh elbow dance

duh-nuh elbow dance

[Jeliah78]

Hit my groin, jackets on, spin around.

So simple and so bloody funny!

[T20Tigers]

That's some funny shit man

[vikipace]

OMFG.

Best video ever I love it!

[GargantuanAU]

got a shoulder cramp-PAH

[ThePoeticAngel]

Hand in one pocket, make sure I have my keys

[emakengkau]

great voiceover. old lady scene's the best!

[kritiX99]

I'm an M.J. fan but this was hilarious.

[ImUrFanGirl]

@kritiX99 it's okay to laugh at this because it is not disrespectful to mj in any way in fact he would of propbably liked this. he liked parodies where people laughed with him not at him like fat and eat it

[Sheriffification]

Hey whos out there..

WOO

hey I told you not to woo after..

SHHH

dont you shush me randy jackson or ill shush you and stop lighting up my steps I just had them delighted! DAMN IT

Old lady calls 9-1-1

Son of a...

LOL XD best part love the lady

[ResidentCabbagehead]

"Tetanus shots make me sore?!" Brilliant! This makes me miss Michael! I loved the "Shamon!" at the end.

[classicrockchick900]

lolllll love this!! me and my friend love "Love is a Battlefeild" and "Penny Lane" these videos are amazinggg!!!! Duh Nuh, ELBOW DANCE!!!!! i can't beleive 64 people don't totally LOVE this cuz i know i do!!!!!!

[NewProfile001]

@classicrockchick900 It's not that 64 people don't love this. It's just that 64 people were blind enough to hit the "hate" button by mistake.

[megapants444]

Jackpot!

[kittykat2210]

3:38 "Don't you shush me Randy Jackson!" hahahaha!

[ReadingWeirdo]

Dude, this is epic.  Awesome voices too!

[938fallenskater]

lmao old lady dont u shush me

[DweezilSantoni]

I thought BJ meant Billie Jean.....

[reth1313]

"Don't shush me, Randy Jackson!!" Lmfao

[TheKoolKitteh]

@reth1313 Oh, Wait! I'm channeling Michael from the other side....he wants me to tell you... SSSSSSSShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhamon!

[freakchic9]

"I'VE JUST HAD THEM DE-LIGHTED!"

I freaking died there. I'm a zombie now.

[hsriner1984]

2:16 my collar's made from a tractor tire. Lost it right there

[hadenabo]

Best tube eva mate 10/10

[Dillybar64]

Pretty unimaginative lyrics.

Mainly sung about the camera angles.

[jerzfts1984]

haha good one!

[WezBolton]

Good effort!

[Jadexfriendsforever]

"Duh nuh, elbow dance!!"

[Temarisboy]

Shoulder CRAMPAH!!!

[sportsman214]

hahaha wow this was spot on with the video timing so well. Awesome!

[masonvarnum]

"thats what i thought B.J. means" XD

[supergirl9633x]

i just got them de-lighted

[undeniable09]

"He wants a shot of me in bed with someone"

"I just wanna get laid" - In the Background Hahaha that was funny

[dascottjr]

@undeniable09 Pretty close. It's, "He thinks I'm gonna get laid". I like yours better, though! XD

[undeniable09]

@dascottjr

Sorry for not responding in 3 weeks, but I listened to it carefully again and he said "That's not why I wanna get laid"

He said it clearly and it does fit the story. the process was complicated at first because I have to remove the background music (a secret technique), then focusing on the first 3 words in the first second from 4:03 to 4:04, and repeat that again at least 50x. Now I got it to 99% accuracy, it does not sound too awesome like my first QUICK hearing :(

XD

[veevee87]

LOL "JACKPOT!" That's fantastic! =D

[shredBucketheadshred]

they said jedi death but it might have been freddy!

[Prim3StaR]

Did a tiger just run out of my butt?

[kaseystarkey]

This is the best literal video I have seen! I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard!!!

[perpetual61]

@dascottir You did an Awesome Job on this. If The King of Pop were still Alive he would love this.

[whosbadmjsbad]

DONT YOU SHHHUSHH ME RANDY JACKSON!!!!! LOL

[reygar]

Sony has no right to block this, the lyrics are all different....not cool Sony, not cool... BTW im canadian, and its blocked in Canada...

[LandofDisturbia]

HA!! there are very few videos that actually make me LOL. this one did!! XD

[jcs512]

Extremely Hilarius!! I love this version! MJ Rocks!!

[TheJeffhardywwe]

this kinda sounds like rob dyrdek

[TVrawks301]

"Did a tiger just run out of my butt?"

ROFLOL! Too funny! XD

[ericrising]

amazing!

[MissMilli1001]

LMAO IM IN LOVE!!!

[mypetfly]

Who has two thumbs and likes B.J.'s?

The answer's, "This guy!"

"This guy" like "Billie Jean".

(That's what I thought "B.J." means.)

FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!

[TheNightcloudHATER]

perfect for blind people! O_O or maybe not...

[jewishgirl1000]

the voice sounds like michael jackson a lot!

[ericwhat9898]

"Don't you shush me, Randy Jackson!" LOL!

[TheMixingBowl1]

The funniest part is when he shooshes the old lady!

[KenzieSpiltTheApples]

does anyone know the girls are on the billboard? (2:10)

[Erythrocytes43]

This is hilarious.

[Jetgirl9]

Beyond funny!

[beastchicky]

good imataion

[diadexxus]

One of the BEST literal videos EVER made. Very good singer too! Great lyrics!

[gmanz5]

@stopmotionman09876 The answers this guy this guy likes billie jean thats wat i thot bj means

[RandomExcess]

Brilliant!

"Hit my groin, jacket's on, spin around" XD

[yuga2]

OMG that was hilarious! I'm sure that, wherever he is, Michael Jackson is laughing at it, too. "You're going to jail, dude".. LOLZ!

[TheSanityInspector]

Hahahahaha!!!

[RyanJerdon]

Fucking Funny

[becklynn]

got a shoulder cram-pah! ROFL!!!!!!!!

[squirt557]

hahahaha i love this

[khesto02]

bro.still funny as!!!

[Tungies214]

hit my groin, jacket's on, spin around. ♥

[vacuusmalus]

@TheBipolarGemini I didn't hear that I heard "i'm going to get laid"

[vacuusmalus]

I love it "hit my groin jackets on spin around" HA HA LMAO!

[PopeKurt]

Holy crap that was amazing.

[FriendsKeepMeInsain]

i emailed this to my friend, and she said, "MJ's a lightbulb!!!"

[MrNomomojo]

You are the master of these, Mr. Scott! Thanks for posting these. Makes my day every time I watch one! (:=}

[hpbetterthantwilight]

that old lady sounds like miss piggy

[ByEmptinessAbducted]

1:15 - "Did a tiger just run out of my butt?"

This line made laugh my ass off! Genius..., genius!!!

[JustWatchMeExplode]

The funniest litteral video version ever!

[asiariddick]

haha

im an MJ fan

that was pretty cool

tho i dont know if i shuld be offended because ur clowning him a lil lolz

but i gotta admit it was funny (LMBOO)