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  • your voic is kinda boring low tempoed!! yea!!!

  • Is rat Scottish for feces?

  • hey u look like bruce springsting

  • who is bruce springsting

  • wtf lmfao hahahaha this video is cool but check this my y4h00 1d 1z: kelly4funonline

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  • I give this 5 Arctic POOPERSCOOPERS

  • Very NOT worth watching.

    (Not that I, or anyone else, could do very much with the material this guy was supplied with.)

  • 22/f/single/cam! ne1 want to see? Z

  • 5 britney vaginas out of 5 (if they cleaned up in rehab so they werent as dirty.:P

  • 'add 5 youtube peace prizes'

  • well that was shit

  • Oh god... just..... no.

  • Did you really bring up the shot gun situation?! rofl

    ... *subscribes*

  • classic as always

  • love the guys co9mment below me LOL!!!!

  • i rated this 5 stars.i did it for the polar bears. but i still want to club a baby seal to death just for the experience.

  • fuck you

  • 5 YouTube peace prizes! lol, you got it Mark. Keep em coming...

  • lol got to love how his ear-stretcher fucks the camera just as he's saying "it's been... stretched a little too thin".

  • I am sure you dont get much outta life do ya?

  • Starting long, deadly, immoral, and incredibly expensive wars based on lies never fails to piss people off. Add in a fondness for torture, a desire to spy on everyone, a lack of concern for disaster victims, and a shit record on labor and the environment, and you can begin to see why.

  • give me one good reason to like him!

  • dude... he's scottish...

    idiot

  • it's shite being scottish!

    JK - it's obviously brilliant and I am terribly jealous...

  • my comment/joke/question goes to poster cloclo902003. ( read their post to understand the joke, or don't understand it, it is your choice. )

  • Keep stick'n em, I love it! Someone has to do it.

  • A rat -- HA! :) Brilliant.

  • one of my favourite people one youtube.

    f***ing funny!

  • A small question/joke at your expense do you always censor your text from yourself, is there a little police officer that lives inside your head? Or do you think most people are so ignorant they can't tell what you type? And when you censor yourself do you wonder what it says?

  • It's a habit I got from middle school, a teacher I had allowed us to right or say whatever you wanted as long as the language dubbed obsene was "spaced". I'm sure I look silly and I know I could easily correct my self censorship but f*** it. It could be worse though, I could have been writing l1k3 tHiS, or dis.

  • i peed a little watching and listening to this guy... ok, actually i needed a clean change of knickers completely!!! F*cking funny shite! LOVE THIS GUY!!!

  • idid it for teh polr bares jsu so yano roflmao ... wile am ere ... watch purepwnage vids !!

    mark day your a fckin ledge ! :D

  • I would say I'm speechless, but I'm not. In a manner of speaking anyway, because I was laughing so damn hard. I nearly couldn't type this! Thanks for almost waking up my family! LOL keep it up!

  • This one's for the polar bears!

    Thanks, Mark! You're the best!

  • egalitarian society? What society has ever been more egalitarian than the West, especially America? You won't find a much more egalitarian society anywhere else on earth, and least of all, in a communist dictatorship.

  • dude... you are a motherf***ing genious

  • Hahaha, slip something in..

  • Yeah, that, haha.

  • a rat holding that office for the last 7 years. wow that was great mark!

  • Hahahaha hillarous

  • ahhh i wana talk like that

  • Polar bears rules. Dick Chaney...NEXT

  • wow I think that it is funny how many people are being mean to mark. he is a comedian and not for the light hearted (aka easily offended) you just gotta take it with a tough skin, or grain of salt.I liked what he said in one of his earlier videos about people who watch and don't like it , basicly he says that he takes pleasure in the fact that it is time in thier life that they will never get back. I thought that was funny.

  • Hey, what's up with so many people dissing Mark? He's a comedian who takes real life and talks about it. I love his videos and I am NOT a democrat.

  • Good Job. Check out video: We Are Change FL Confronts Rudy Giuliani Again

  • Check your spelling. And typos. BTW, what's up with the 18th century? You mean 1700-1799, the great age of discovery and invention?

  • Complain about the trivial things as is right-wing norm, and let the thinkers forge the future. As for your cliché response to the video, the logical course of action would be to stop watching if you don't like it, rather than create needless tension by whining about it because you percieve it as "leftist" purely for taking a somewhat more critical view of American politics than your blind patriotism and inherited capitalism allow.

  • "Complain about the trivial things as is right-wing norm, and let the thinkers forge the future. "

    Sounds right out of Marx's Das Kapital. Letting the "thinkers" "forge the future". I also note the shot at capitalism to reinforce your Marxist pedigree. Leave your marxist drivel at home. Communism is dead. Marxism is a dictatorial system that no advanced nation uses. It failed. Go back to bed.

  • Most Americans will admit, "Communism works in theory", which is all I could say on the matter. Yes, I am far-left and yes, I am very much opposed to the isolationist, capitalist society we live in. Of course, it's clear that capitalist is a trigger word in all right-wing followers and must be replied to with a baseless assumption that the opposing party in the conversation is somehow immature for seeing the advantages an egalitarian society as opposed to burying your head in the sand.

  • Mmmm, sashimi baby seals... Eskimos/Inuits eat it all the time. I think it would go great with my wasabi and heineken.

  • Amen!

  • if america votes in the polar bears will it stop them becoming extinct.

  • Jewish families in Iran warned to evacuate

    Iran ASAP, says Israel's Debka dot com

    CFR: Giuliani Thompson Gore Romney Obama

    Edwards Clinton Rockefeller

    "The CFR Controls American Media" 5min

    Voting USA fraud: Chuck Hagel Diebold ES&S

    Jeff Dean

    Terrorstorm 2hr

  • your the best!

  • This is funny as fuck. I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!

    your videos make my day, man.

  • haha XD loving the videos XD

  • Get it in the ring, motherfucker! LOL. And as for the vagina, make it queef.

  • Dude, I still love your videos, but try to do them when the sun is up, the lighting you use, puts a lot of glare on your head which deters from the fits of laughter I have while watching your videos.

  • lol ^^ i love scottish people, they make some good points.. unfortunately al gore announced that he's NOT running for president :(

  • "This little coterie... run our government for their own selfish ends. It operates under cover of a self-created screen...[and] seizes...our executive officers... legislative bodies... schools... courts... newspapers" John Hylan NYC Mayor CFR: Gore Romney Obama Giuliani Edwards Clinton Thompson Rockefeller "The CFR Controls American Media" 5min USA Fraud voting: Diebold ES&S Chuck Hagel Jeff Dean Terrorstorm 2hr
  • lol

  • The questions on my lips are these. What does "An inconvenient Truth" have to do with Peace?

    AND

    Do Polar bears like children?

  • Perhaps, they too like their baby human in sashimi style

  • I did it for the polar bears. Nah, just kidding. I like your videos, Mark. I know I've said it before, but you're really funny.

  • Vote Colbert!

  • You EVER think Dick will get into anything that doesn't have to do with MONEY, then you would be walking backwards. I give you 5 pieces of something and bless a Bear tonight, just before the Big Hunt ( no thats not me ). Thanks for your vids and keep um coming...

  • get in the ring mother fucker. couldn't say it better. he couldn't be any worse than bush if he won. :P

    five youtube nobel peace prizes...for the polar bears. they're so cuddly! :D

  • I gave you five nobel peace prizes... not for de polar bears... but because chicks totally dig a heart throb for nature...

    BOO YA

  • I did it for the polar bears!

  • AGHHH, you forgot the "cheers" part...

  • "The most powerful cliques in these elitist groups have one objective in common: they want to bring about the surrender of the sovereignty and national independence of the United States." Admiral Chester Ward CFR: Thompson Rockefeller Gore Romney Obama Giuliani Edwards Clinton "The CFR Controls American Media" 5min USA Fraud voting: Diebold ES&S Chuck Hagel Jeff Dean Terrorstorm 2hr
  • perhaps knoone else here reads about the other nominees but i have. al hore won the prize over a women who SAVED 2500 CHILDREN FROM NAZI CONCENTRACTION CAMPS. she then wrote there names and heritiges in a bottle and buried it in the hopes of finding all the children later in life and telling them thir story. for this crime when she was found out she was bruttally tortured, beaten her legs and arms broken repeadedly...

  • you all might love all gore, and i may hate him, but there shouldnt be any question about her being the one deserving of the prize over gore.

  • when was she killed?

  • wasnt :) shes still alive and kiking at 92 years old (mabey 97, im not positive)

  • "beaten her legs and arms broken repeadedly..." "alive and kiking"

    can you please use a different pun?

  • thats the best i got man :P

  • dude you rule!

    thanx for making me crack up!

    "get in the ring mother fucker!"

  • YAY 5 YOUTUBE PEACE PRIZES!

  • Great vid. would've been nice if you were dressed as a polar bear :P

  • What's up with the fox glacier reference? You mean the one here in NZ? - Keep up the good work. I watch them all. Most of them are really funny :-)

  • ...but... where's the "See you next time, cheers"? :O

  • very nice video, mark. I rated it 5 youtube peace prizes.

  • What happened to the "cheers" at the end??? and the get out thing was different! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hh

  • I'm kinda disappointed with the changes, Mark. The 'get out' clause wasn't typewriter. And where's my 'Cheers'?

  • This video is 1337. Likewise, I just cast the 1337th rating. Ironic, isn't it?

  • Somehow I never thought I'd have a need for a conversation about Dick Cheney, Baby Seals, Polar Bears and Britney's Vagina... until now. Thank you Mark for filling that... uhhhh ... need! :)

  • You rock.

  • rats

  • "A rat"

    Good show!

  • what´s it with him and polar bears ?

    hilarious by the way :)

  • If you want to tell Mark what you think about his comedy (and you know you love it), watch him on the interactive live online video talkshow at jonnygoldstein dot com, weds 9PM Eastern, Oct 17.

  • Polar Bear For President!

  • If Hilary becomes president that will be a sad day for America... almost as sad as when Bush was elected, twice. Theres just something you can't trust about that woman, I seriously hope Obama ends her.

  • 5 Stars, but only for the polar bears.

  • Oh, come on now. I'll agree that whatever Bushy has tried to do, has failed miserably. But the life of Americans is still one of the best. He hasn't done that bad of job. (in America any ways.) I fear if Hillary gets elected and gets her Hillary-aid, that Americans will become dependent on the government. And thats a dangerous situation.

    Please tell me your thoughts if you have the time.

  • We're already dependant on the government. Not by will of course, but because good ole honest Abe had to take power from the states, and give it to the feds. Sure, it would be a great idea, if the government wasnt corrupt.

  • Americans dependent on themselves. Awful!

  • Bush 1 Star,, Cheney "less" ( corp fuckwade ) Mark Day 5 Stars.. Polor Bears 5 stars,, Not a thing wrong with the bears,, but the gov above is alittle screwed up in the head.

  • hahaha funny stuff

  • Obama is the only politician with the guts to bomb Pakistan. That's where Bin Laden is hiding. We should bomb Pakistan first and then Iran. We can control all the oil. Obama 2008!

  • I vote for myself for president. I would make a kickass president!

  • lol i love ur shit

  • "Dick Cheney prefers a shotgun."

    haha, great

  • I love your style, Mark! 5/5

  • I would love nothing mnore than to have your child.

  • BRAVO!!!

    6 1/2  youtube peace prizes

  • Francis Ford Coppola went looking for his missing daughter. He came upon Britney Spears, and asked her.

    "Oh, she's probably in there," she said, gesturing towards her vagina. So Francis climbed in and went looking around. After a time he ran into another guy holding a flashlight.

    "Have you seen my daughter Sofia?"

    "No, I'm looking for my 18-wheeler."

  • john kerry~~~~~

  • Global warming is a farce. Get off politics, you're not as funny while doing political stuff. You're entitled to your position, but if this is going to be a conservative bashing channel, then let me know so I can unsubscribe. Otherwise, you're doing a great job. Cheers.

  • Global warming is a fact. How much effect humans have had on it, is currently under scientific debate, as something of this importance should be.

  • I don't think it's debatable weather or not the climate is changing; because it is. Weather it is natural, or the result of humanities presence is irrelevant. Regardless of where one stands, pollution directly affects our personal health and well being, so cleaning up the world doesn't need a political party.

  • you have a great opinion and i like how you said it,however, Global warming is happening... you may think it is a farce, but it is a fact that the earth is warming, Whether that is due to the naturual state of the earth, or humamanitie's interference is negligible, we still need to preserve our lives, so that we don't face a problem when it is too late to fix.

  • I don't think it's possible to say enough bad things about Bush/Cheney. Bravo!!!

  • "Waiting periods are only a step.

    Registration is only a step. The prohibition

    of private firearms is the goal" Janet Reno

    CFR: Obama Romney HClinton Giuliani Edwards

    Rockefeller Dodd Thompson

    "The CFR Controls American Media" 5min

    Systemic election fraud: ES&S Diebold Chuck

    Hagel Jeff Dean

    Terrorstorm 2hr

  • "That happened to Rome. It has happened to every Empire. The consequences of its having happened to the British Empire are tragically appearing. The fact now to be faced is that it has happened also to us. The voice of government is saying that if our foreign policy fails we are ruined. It is all or nothing. Our survival as a free nation is at hazard.

  • Vote For Ron Paul!!

    Free Hugs From TX

    RundoeTX

  • No one wants a Dick Cheney on a Bush's ass, but what can I say...What the people want the people get!

  • Boring, stupid, and inaccurate. Keep drinking the left wing kool aid and wake up in a country Breshnev would be proud of.

  • al bore wtf..

  • Gore is just another talking head puppet. Hillary, Gore, Rudy, McCain.....what's the difference. Who cares.

  • Dick Cheney is my favorite evil cyborg. Even more so then General Grevious and that one borg girl from Voyager.

  • what about the penguins in congress

  • The South Park "Ritalin" episode comes to mind... so five youtube peace prizes for you... unfortunately they're all stuck in britney's....well you know.

  • Don't you Ron Paul suppoters get it? Hillary is going to be the next president. The people don't elect the president. Delegates do. Hillary has already paid for enough delegates to guarantee a win. Don'y worry. She'll take care of you even though you've been disloyal. Clinton 2008!

  • LOL @ Haliburton being productive, you sir, are a moron

  • ...who is another species. lol

  • (sorry for the typo, didn't mean to post that twice)

  • Al Gore may be a good choice, but what really matters is that we stop imperialistic plans benefiting the wealthy elite here at the expense of others and at the expense of the American citizens.

    "Take our pledge not to vote, volunteer or contribute to any candidate that doesn't support ending the occupation of Iraq."

    thepetitionsite. com/takeaction/598526301

    (just delete the space between . and com)

    Could there be any more direct form of Democracy? Petition today!

  • Al Gore may be a good choice, but what really matters is that we stop imperialistic plans focused whic benefit the wealthy elite here at the expense of others and at the expense of the American citizens.

    "Take our pledge not to vote, volunteer or contribute to any candidate that doesn't support ending the occupation of Iraq."

    thepetitionsite. com/takeaction/598526301

    (just delete the space between . and com)

    Could there be any more direct form of Democracy? Petition today!

  • I have to give you credit for starting with something that's actually important rather than jumping strait into Britney's Vagina.

    That's something that our news stations still cannot do.

    And for the record You haven't lived until you've had your baby seal glazed with teriyaki sauce and served in a lettuce wrap.

  • hes not a rat, hes a snake. but I see your point overall. sofia coppola would be a welcome improvement.

  • Al Gore is a douche. Same goes for all you Libs.

  • Duff McKagan (the bassist) said "get in the ring motherfucker" not Axl. he now plays in velvet revolver. sorry but I thought it was extremely important to clear that up. I may have spelled His name wrong

  • you awesome! you should get a show like jon Stewart or rick mercer

  • Unlike your haters, I will give it a 5. I actually liked the comparison between polar bears and Dick Chenney.

  • 5 STARS,one of few youtubers to speak out against bush in a comical way

  • i dont get ur point man... lame...

  • I agree; you (PeterVincent2102) are lame.

    You don't get something so it's lame? You're fucking retarded. Get my point?

  • Peter Vincent,

    What don't you get? It's funny man. What? If it's not fart and cock jokes you don't get it?

  • LOL! Sofia Coppola. So fuckin wierd.

  • You get 4 stars, bald man.

  • heh Funneh man

  • Brilliant as usual!! I love your channel

    See my video comment and my other videos on Al Gore winning the Nobel Prize

  • Um nope, why should he tone down his accent just so american youtubers can understand him?

    I sure don't.

    Well Said Mark, yet again you get 5 stars.

  • I like your lighting. You glow with health, vitality, sexuality, and general perkiness. Five halogen spotlights for you.

  • New Zealand accent amirite?

  • and bananas run in your ASS

  • ditto wit' what Specular says!

  • youchoobe cool! (2 cats)

  • DPwyv.

  • Do it for the polar bears!

  • God help us.

  • if it's not Scottish... IT'S CRAP!!!

  • but we cannot argue that he indeed has contributed tremendously to alerting the world about global warming!

  • everyone already knew about it, that video he made was crap. He just kept saying the same stuff over and over with all kinds of fancy graphs. Al Gore is using it as a way to make himself look good. He's as crummy as the rest of them.

  • I think Gore has been planning to run since the beginning. He's just playing coy for the attention value of it.

    Another great speech man, keep'em coming.

  • That was so true and right on the mark.... One person mentioned most youtubers didn't go to school in the USA..and I thank my lucky stars every day... One of the funniest things about the USA they couldn't MASTER the Metric System so the President at the time in 1978 changed it back... Another thing they get to be so proud of... as Mr. Simpson says DOHHHH

  • Al Gore does need to get in the ring, mother fucker. He won once, maybe he can do it again.

  • That was funny... GWB's brain as a wasteland. That would be an understatement.

  • AHH, the wall ended on the right o_O