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  • amen! 8-)

  • i named myself this then typed it in and thought: NO FUCKING WAY!!!

  • had mary used a condom we could have been spared 2000 years of bullshit lol

  • @wakcedout or just fessed up.

  • hallelujaaaa...!

  • AweSome ... really great.

    Good work . Keep going on

    :-)

  • there is an actual person named jesus condom

  • did you know theres an actuall person called Jesus Condom?

  • "Good for a second cumming!"

    Oh lawdy.

  • second coming....hmm.... I GET IT =D

  • I don't think i'll keep jizz in my heart!

  • good for a resurrection too

  • not really funny, only offensive and idiotic

  • he got a point :D fk all christians

  • "its good for a second comming" lol that's clever...

  • LOL

  • this guy talks like a black christian guy xD

  • @WiseOldDudee

    no, he talks like a white guy trying to be funny. Black Priests are way louder.

  • I'm a christian and was not offended....and I'm also married and do not intend on having kids and I DO NOT use Jesus Condoms :-) I use some good 'ole durex

  • can you confind that man into the metal hospital?

  • pure man, he's retarded

  • this... was the gayest shit ever. that completely defeats the point of a condom

  • that's the point

  • halleluja!!

  • The guy is a berk

  • I wasn't offended, I just didn't think it was funny.

  • ahahaha now that is funny. Watch out satan is gonna rape you O_O think fast ;)

  • the bible doesn't say anything about condoms, does it?

  • lol

  • now now, children, this is what we call a FAKE Christian

  • LOL! XD

  • lol

  • HA!! HA!! omg!! *wipes away laughter tear*!! my fave part was...HALLELUJAH!! omg, soooo funny!!

  • wow this video extremely annoyed me, makes me want to kill someone.Oh with a cross of course i have to be religious and all that jazz

  • lol i had had more fun reading the comments than watching the video :P dlewisa you rule ^^

  • me too lol

  • what is the point of that condom

  • Yeah. Well. That's the point. It's mocking the religious view that condoms are bad.

  • Ha! that is funny.

  • omg...this is so funny...like it...

  • lmao...

    you're a funny one, you have to try out for comedy..lol

  • 0:58 lmao...

  • whahahaha..... thats great...

  • Although there are references in the Scriptures of persons, places and events whose existence can be corroborated by other historical records, it is hard to credit the story of Jesus in the gospels as anything more than fable.

  • Kind of off topic from the fake dong in a hol(e)y condom. Thanks for watching though. And thinking.

  • There is no proof that Jesus existed. It would be difficult to credit the Bible generally (and the gospels in particular) as proof of anything. It is, at best, anecdotal evidence, viz. stories whose authorship cannot be authenticated and which cannot be corroborated except by other hearsay evidence.

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  • this should be in a trash pile, not the internet.

  • That to

  • i guess thats how jesus mum gave birth to him. used the jesus condom and mysteriously had a baby despite using condoms

  • Nice try at comedy. Keep Practicing.

  • what if this crazy dude does rise from the dead, and begin to judge, based on his likings. would that be the defining moment of my existence? would that mean every second i lived was actually being monitored the entire time, by a force that is so divine, he's allowed to critique every honest or dishonest experience i felt? is there such a force in the universe that stakes such claim? im torn man. very bothered by it all.

  • whats up with jesus? jesus who? the one whos long dead?

  • ahahahahahahahahahaha

  • hahah what the fuck!

  • jesus is not real, and even is he was he was no son of a god

  • Historically, there was a man named Jesus who was put to death a couple thousand years ago. Son of god, no. Though their religion states we're all children of god. And if you follow the belief that humanity is the closest to a god in our ability to create, then he would be the son of a god as anyone else would.

    The point though is, who gives a shit? So what if they believe in an invisible hermaphrodite floating in the clouds? Attacking them for it is like telling a child there's no Santa.

  • so it's really fun and ends in immature people crying?

  • More like, it's not that funny, and relies on strawman fallacies to attack an unpopular group, and then insult them for being offended by something you've specifically stated was created to offend them.

  • I think we're all thinking about this a little too hard.

  • how are Christians unpopular?

  • You're on YouoTube at the moment, scroll up to the search bar, type in "christians" and count the number of positive and negative results on the first page. The vast majority is attacks like this video here.

    As an atheist, I'm just disgusted by the notion of us treating them like people were treated for believing Darwin's theories when they first came out. It's petty is all I'm saying. Who cares what Christians believe? It's their business. It doesn't effect me. Why attack them?

  • last time i checked Christianity is one of the most popular religions in the world despite what youtube says. so what if videos get bad comments or ratings the majority of people believe that Christ is the messiah and that people who don't will burn in hell for some reason that's beyond me

  • How many of your friends are religious? You know how many people go to church for the community aspect despite not even really believing in god? Even if we were to pretend that it was the most popular thing on the world, despite the fact that it's banned in China, and less than 20% of the population of Europe profess faith in any god, that still wouldn't excuse relentlessly attacking these people just for believing something we do not.

  • man china bans everything

  • lmfao XD  very nice.

  • You being a christian and being offended by something doesn't give you the right to repress anyone's freedom of expression.

  • Haha ignore him! Im catholic.. Dont give a shit about this. But it is over the top lol :P

  • it does if you make fun of my religion u turd! why can't u just accept it and say sorry instead of fighting back!!

  • Actually, no, you don't have the right, ever, to repress someone's freedom of speech/expression just because you don't agree with it. I don't agree with your religion trying to tell gays how to live their lives and that they're going to burn in hell forever and ever. The proper response here should have been: you watched this, you think, "Gee, that offends me. I wish I'd never seen it." then switch pages and forget you ever saw it.

  • Aren't you repressing his freedom of speech?

  • If you look back over the over two hundred some comments this is the first time this has come up. Saying he didn't like it and is offended is fine, but flagging it in attempt to have attention drawn to it and have it removed is repression. he can say whatever he wants here, but flagging the thing is just an attempt to be a repressive jackhole.

  • PLUS! It clearly says, "Guaranteed to offend" in the description, the title is The Jesus Condom, and the picture from the video is a cartoon penis. If he/she is easily offended then they can choose not to click on the video and watch it. I sometimes think the religious out there cruise around looking for something to be offended by so they can proselytize.

  • Speaking as an atheist, that's a really bogus, and childish argument. Adding a diclaimer that you're specifically trying to offend and upset someone doesn't change that that's what you're doing. In fact in instead implies you wanted them to see this.

    Honestly, BS like this video brings us down to their level. If you have to use strawman fallacies to attack them, then your argument is flawed. Same with ad hominems.

  • I agree. It just gives anyone who disagrees arguments to have less credibility.

  • What argument? This is a comedy video! We're not arguing anything, we're trying for a laugh. We're not trying to change the world.

  • Thats not being Christian at all. Thats called being a hypocrite.

  • oh my god that's so hilarious!

  • help! help! the holy spirit is in my cock! take it out! take it out!

    lol

  • im christian and im not offended by this. its funny but its just plain wrong....

  • so...the holy spirit is in my cock?

  • Oooo, kitty likes to scratch!

    Hypocrisy is low and common.

  • hahaha...funi...lool guyz chill a bit..itz not disrespectin 2 Christianity-I think itz just a commerical trying 2 be funi x

  • Angry chirstains are entertaining lol. It's commerical get over your self seriously you need to take a chill pill

  • Yesssss!!! that is awsome!!! this video is awesome lol

  • hilarious

  • lol from 0:53 it starts to get funny xD

  • Lol wow I don't get the whole 'cut off the end' thing.

  • IF Jesus is infact real then he was a jew and has no foreskin

    as wrote in the holy bible ( i not a bible basher just take the piss of him)

  • hurray for the jesus condom.. and people lighten up its just a video.. stupid sons of bitches lol

  • Well. I call that judging. isnt that against what you believe in

  • bad taste in humour

  • ahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS WAS SO FUCKING RETARTED

  • IF YOU DONT SEND THIS IS INTO 1 VIDEO NOTHING WILL BE HAPPEN! I TRIED IT 2 TIMES AND IS REAL!

    NOTHINK it would happen!!!!

  • Everyone should copy/paste this spam and send it right back to this little douche a few dozen times.

  • Hmm, is this a serious video from those retards?

  • yea gay

  • that is more of a catholic thing.

  • What the fuck is this shit ?

    This sucks !

  • i didn't like that one =[

  • Not even funny. How stupid.

  • ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha­hahahahahahahahahahahaha... the jesus condom... aaaaaaah... lolz

  • poor man, he's retarded

  • its good for a second comming!

  • i myself prefer the fifth cumming

  • Hahaha

  • LOL @ the to do list hahaha

  • haha it makes a farting noise

  • i am just saying thins was mean. and it s true that there is many people today who are evil and really care only abut money and it s true that many of those people claim to believe in Jesus Christ. But to many people he is a good exsample and a way they wanna live their life. God never did anything bad to us. Thats stupid and primitive. Every thing thats happening on this earth came from people, cause they re evil.that s theit punishment. Live and let others live....

  • It's false to say that god did bad things to us. All the Samaritans did was decide to worship someone else and in Hosea 13:16 god said, "The people of Samaria must bear their guilt, because they have rebelled against their God. They will fall by the sword; their little ones will be dashed to the ground, their pregnant women ripped open." That's not a god anyone should worship. Oh, seems he's pro-abortion. If people actually read the bible they'd be disgusted by the horrors in it.

  • if u know so muc h about god how come u put this on there

  • Put what on where?

  • its not mean, its fun.

    you dont need to feel offended by such a little youtubevideo.

    what kind of jokes do you like? which of them do not offend anyone in any way?

  • it s offensive. that s comes from people who don t understand our religion. and it makes me mad. we are all different. we all have different believes. that s ok, but this was mean.

  • What's offensive is religion, any religion, that decrees that you as a woman can have no say in how many children you want to have if you want to get into heaven. So you get to have 10 of them when you can only afford 1.

  • Hey don't put all religions in the same boat.Not all of them are like that.

  • this doesn't even make sense. what is supposed to be funny about it?

  • That a religion can dictate that you do silly things and tell you that women are cattle and should do nothing but provide milk and babies even if they don't want to.

  • HALLELUJAH!

  • This video is amazing!! Well done !!!

  • only the comments are funny the video is lame dude lol (fight, fight!!!) XD

  • Haha lol..

  • what the fuck is this shit fucking assholes i am Christian

  • If you don't mind my saying, you don't seem to be much of one.

  • I need this lol.

  • teehee! i liked it!

    and i don't get why all these "christians" are all in-your-face about it! LAUGHTER people. and I laugh at you for being scared of ghosts :)

    you should *totally* make one about mohammed too! just to hear the backlash!

    Then again, its when a christian tried to tell me "the dinosaurs were put there by the devil to fool us into thinking the world is older than it is" i stopped giving a dam what a dusty old health guide had to say.

  • Yeah, at some point all of the contradictions and atrocities committed by god in the bible have to snap people out of their unquestioning trances.

  • you would like to think so but the extreme brainwashing and or ignorance of people far outweighs the sick and horrible (mistranslations) and things that happend not only in the bible but in other bs books such as the good old book of mormon (dont forget the jews) but really i dont have a problem with religious people as long as they stay out of my way.

  • Hey? second cumming!?! I'm ALL for That!

  • what's the point of this condom then? It would be almost the same if a guy was fucking bareback.

  • Jesus Condoms =

    Individually wrapped penis sleeves

  • lol wth

  • ****!what aobout aids?

  • The god-fearing folks think that AIDs is a punishment from god. What's good for him is good for them!

  • I hope somebody beats the living shit out of this mother fucking asshole.

  • you mocking Christianity? o_O faggot

  • wth i wasted my time watching this. u wasted your time making this. well done. 5 stars

  • No sillier than everything else about religion.

  • how dah fuck do u put a dick on utube?its obously a dildo but it looks like a straight up cock......

  • bad just bad

  • hahahaha.....fckn awesome....hallelujahh:)))

  • i love the fake backround lol!

  • You're the first person to ever comment on it. I thought more people would have noticed it. Too bad the writing on the walls doesn't show up that well.

  • POINT BLANK RETARDED

  • absolutely gay....seriously

  • rofl.

  • lmao. wha the fuk is this.

  • lol ... well done! lol! Very well don!

  • Fuck you bitch ass hole go to hell you bastard shit ur mom and fuck ur dad

  • are you a christian?

  • doesnt act like a christian

  • I really, really like the second coming line. xD

  • u sir, just increased my love for making fun of christians.

  • Hallelujah!

    Hilarious, smart. Love it.

  • so funny but whats the point in a condom like that :S ohh well still funny lol

  • lol

  • lmfao. look at 58 seconds...fucking hilarious

  • hallelujah!!! :PPP

  • brilliant :-)

  • lol

  • gay and its offensive to me and others

  • How is it fucking offensive!?

    You're not Jesus, you're not god, (I bet he doesn't exist,) anyway,

    get the hell over it, pussy.

  • "go to hell?" if you believe in hell then how the fuck can you bet God doesn't exist? get a life

  • Idiot, I said,

    "get the hell over it"

    Learn some grammer, then learn to read,

    then judge me. ;)

  • lol! how pathetic! firstly you spell it "grammar" not "grammer" and secondly, my bad, i didn't read carefully but still that does not mean i should learn to read and thirdly, you still used the word hell ;) so yeah :D you clearly are a loser!

  • *Laugh Out Loud*! How Pathetic, Firstly, you spell it "Grammar" not "Grammer" Secondly, I didn't read carefully, but that does not mean I should learn to read, and Thirdly, you used the word Hell, so yeah, You clearly are a loser.

    I just corrected your speech impediment. You're welcome. Oh, and, actually, it can be spelled either way, dumbass. How old are you, like, 11?

  • That's pointless. It's fucking YouTube not an english exam, so nothing that i said there is wrong. And plus, english is my second language, so get lost.

  • wow, you actually had to use "lol" to say he was wrong from GRAMMAR. It is "grammar" not "grammer" unless you're are a small British boy who is talking about his grandmother. and don't bash me for grammar or spelling i'm saying you're wrong. i didn't say my grammar was perfect because idc about my grammar on the internet. but when morons like you have to resort to stuff like that, then wow. just wow. get a life.

  • Listen Honey, It's really annoying when you little kids act like you're 12. :0 (oo, dissed. LOL, justtt kidding) Well, I'm a brit, so whateverrrr.. I really don't care about his speaking you know? He just annoyed me, so I annoyed him right back. It's not about me having good combaks, it's about HAVING combacks. Oh, and dude, please don't get into arguments that don't involve you. ;)