He doesn't need no scientists to HELP Him develop something.. He's Chuck Norris! This is just stupid. Especially - HOW THE FUCK CAN SOMETHING BE HEAVY TO CHUCK? How can someone fail so much in one vid? If Chuck would see this He would probably roundhouse kick them to the moon
Nolan Crays is a manipulative liar who habitually steals from his friends and family. What does he do with this money? He buys drugs and plays laser tag.
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days
dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days
DO NOT READ! A little over 20years ago a 12 year old boy was playing with his basketball in the street on Acto Street, NJ. Some teenagers who were drag racing on motorcycles weren't paying attention and ran him over and killed him. it is said that if you go on Acto Street, turn off your car, and blink your headlights 3 times you will see the figure of him bouncing the ball. Now that you have read this you must post this on 4 other messages in the next 10min, or you will die in an auto accident
u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy
HahahahahaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chuck norris stupid old man who`s been fighting for all his life Hahahahahahah!!!!! But this one is funny small...................
1986, 354 women were killed by evil clowns in one year, you better comment this to ten videos or a clown with evil red eyes will be staring at you when you wake up with a macheti you have one hour go go go
LOL. You know whats funnier than this video? The guy below me that just said first! Thats probably the funniest thing in the world. That somehow making the first comment on a video, makes you awesome. Just sad really.
Chuck Norris is a verb, not a noun. First to be second!!!
epic fail! The american flag behind him has obviously been folded. That is against the law.
genesis101010 7 months ago
The real Chuch Norris wouldn't struggle with a ton.
thecunningchameleon 8 months ago
@thecunningchameleon NOOOO you got it all wrong the real chuck norris's balls weigh's a ton
and wet i still dont get wat the fuck is wrong with this chuck norris
HSSKxx12345 7 months ago
when chuck norris wants food , he threatens the sallad to cut it self up and serve
1pie2pie 9 months ago
where can i buy every season of this show?
milkwasabadchoice131 9 months ago
I want him to fight justin bieber
start662 1 year ago
this isnt real cuz the real one doesnt have to touch any of the ingredients
pokedoomx13 1 year ago
33 people got roundhouse kicked by chuck norris
ikillbad 1 year ago
chuck Norris dosnt workout workout chuck Norris
speznazporkchop 1 year ago
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Chuck Norris 2.0 with Lyrics here
watch?v=jpS3-9FUJrk
MiatchTV 1 year ago
EPIC BOOMS
OtakuDoki 1 year ago
YEA! 2 Dicks in ONE SHOW!
I wonder what Chuck will do...
Poodleinacan 1 year ago
LMFAO... how can chuck norris struggle lifiting 150 pounds, when he can bench press the earth
CubicleComa 1 year ago
He has lego hair
chuppman117 1 year ago
coz noodles are gay
DangerousFire95 1 year ago
blablablablablablablablablabla..
abbycharlotteadams 1 year ago
the real chuck norris can pinky a metric ton
worlofwarcraftliker 1 year ago
ya it sounds like Tom!!!!
ScottDaveMusic 1 year ago
ahahahahahahaha so stupid
HiramVazquezStudio 1 year ago
hahaha this is soo funny, ive watched this like four times today
check out my show if you like this, very similar
VERY funny
DONT miss out!
1337theshow 1 year ago
little known fact, Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made out of real cowboys
crashnburnr1 1 year ago
jes you are DEAD he find and kill you with an "roundhorskick" i don't konow who rite i this
i am german xD
Fire3Flare 1 year ago
if chuck norris seen this u would be dead >.>
Tobifanboy 2 years ago
if thats not chuck norris he must be doing ur mom
xxxramone16xxx 2 years ago
NOT CHUCK NORRIS!@
Product82 2 years ago
hell yea
SuperWing0 2 years ago 3
this guy its a asshole.
MrSaggat 2 years ago
this guy is not chuck norris!
Beardiebreeder 2 years ago
Se Chuck Norris se atrasar, é melhor o tempo andar mais devagar.
CineMajestic 2 years ago
noodles are ghay!
KingCecilx 2 years ago 3
when chuck norris does a press up its the earth that moves not him
streethawkpg 2 years ago 2
Nice Chuck norris
now 430!!
husamus156 2 years ago
chuckinoodle soup lol
lprocker9 2 years ago
chuck norris is awesome
supasargy 2 years ago 11
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i can't give you a zero, so enjoy the star.
Snorkorsys 2 years ago
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chuck norris is a fad, Bruce lee is the real deal.
PaoPaoGuy 2 years ago
He doesn't need no scientists to HELP Him develop something.. He's Chuck Norris! This is just stupid. Especially - HOW THE FUCK CAN SOMETHING BE HEAVY TO CHUCK? How can someone fail so much in one vid? If Chuck would see this He would probably roundhouse kick them to the moon
Killbombr 2 years ago 2
If he wanted to he could lift the biggest rock with a strand of his hair
tmark66 2 years ago
come on have a sence of humor
Xxsuperdude13xX 2 years ago
Thanks for wasting my time.
AsTheSunBurnsOut 2 years ago
Chuck Norris doesnt find moonstone heavy, Moonstone finds Chuck Norris heavy.
yeoldbegga 2 years ago 3
this is fucking funny
jeremXkilla 2 years ago
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Nolan Crays is a manipulative liar who habitually steals from his friends and family. What does he do with this money? He buys drugs and plays laser tag.
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dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days
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dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days
dukedamerc 2 years ago
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1.-copy and paste
2.-paste it in 2 different videos
3.. hold breath for 10 secs
4.- look at your hand
kan3ohe8o8 2 years ago
THIS IS FUCKING FAIL!!!
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dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the nearest frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u will die withn 2 days
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DO NOT READ! A little over 20years ago a 12 year old boy was playing with his basketball in the street on Acto Street, NJ. Some teenagers who were drag racing on motorcycles weren't paying attention and ran him over and killed him. it is said that if you go on Acto Street, turn off your car, and blink your headlights 3 times you will see the figure of him bouncing the ball. Now that you have read this you must post this on 4 other messages in the next 10min, or you will die in an auto accident
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u must read this. once u have started there is no turning back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murderded in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed him. if you do not copy and paste this onto 10 vidoes in 30 minutes the dead girl will apear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy
atv90smgirl 2 years ago
1 ur gay 2 who ever started this eat my dick and 3 post this to 3 other vids or ull die in 1 sec (only for these fuck chains) :|
kevrocks99XBL 2 years ago
HahahahahaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chuck norris stupid old man who`s been fighting for all his life Hahahahahahah!!!!! But this one is funny small...................
evilradist 2 years ago
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1.-copy and paste
2.-paste it in 2 different videos
3.. hold breath for 10 secs
4.- look at your hand
Bulletproofcop 2 years ago
im sorry but that is shite
jamesdown12 2 years ago
chuck norris rulez
wwscsoccer5 2 years ago 4
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1986, 354 women were killed by evil clowns in one year, you better comment this to ten videos or a clown with evil red eyes will be staring at you when you wake up with a macheti you have one hour go go go
narutofanboy96 2 years ago
i love matt iseman lol im watching clean house with him right now
HorseGirl597 3 years ago
Shit
squidgeon 3 years ago
salt-marsh gecko hen, hah
BlooBeluga 3 years ago 3
i thought it was funny
rockstarmyles 3 years ago 4
u r so gay 4 putting this up i hopw ur mom chokes on a dick u faggot!
nawnphixion 3 years ago
wow so much hate i guess someone is mad for being abused by their daddy when they were a little kid poor you
Paulo213 3 years ago 9
hahah Chuck YEAH
chabab 3 years ago
he squats wrong and the video is crap in general
Wardling 3 years ago
Is that Tom Green?
Dogface310 3 years ago
No, not Time Green
ManiaTVdotcom 3 years ago
@Dogface310 holy shit dude he replied to you XD
rjniscool 1 year ago
...*Yawn*
bowlermachine 3 years ago
lamest shit ever. god.
BradBallanger 3 years ago
LOL. You know whats funnier than this video? The guy below me that just said first! Thats probably the funniest thing in the world. That somehow making the first comment on a video, makes you awesome. Just sad really.
Chuck Norris is a verb, not a noun. First to be second!!!
rustylhenderson 3 years ago 2
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first!
eilrahc700 3 years ago