How To Eat At a Restaurant With Kids

[FieryPandaProduction]

Give 'em a coke.

[unaizhrvatskezg]

How To Eat At a Restaurant With Kids You will need: kids Step 1 Take kids to a restaurant. Step 2: Eat with them. Done!

[coolabid007]

1:53 WELCOME OR WELCOMED???!!!

[TheGlitzyluvscandy14]

0:01 to skip ads

Enjoy!

[kaitegurlxo]

step 1: use a condom 

[esosmart]

IF MOMS ARE WATCHING THIS DONT LISTEN



[sevrdx]

step 1: Hire a babySitter!

step 2: enjoy your quite meal

[MyahhYup90]

bring a paddle

[gamer00341]

the first time i ate at a restraunt was when i was 6

[AAAfansite]

with any luck they'll sleep through the meal? BITCH GONNA STARVE THEM

[nunoyobiznis]

@AAAfansite if they're babies they can't eat any of the food anyway -_-

[GreenWolf513]

step 1: lift fork step 2:stab steak with fork step 3:insert steak into mouth step 4:chew it up and swallow step 5:pay bill and go home

[MyGunIsScoped]

thanks ! i forgot how to eat ! realy helped me

[ilovedegrassi72]

WTF!? What is the boy doing @ 1:19 ?

[Mrsteelkiller]

You will need

Good timing

Rehearsals

Time limit

Diversions

Food treats

Considerations

Generosity

So.....You dont need a child?

[jennybaybee19]

Thing You Will Need .

1 : Duct Tape

2: Loud Ass Voice

3: Strong Backhand

4: Hard Belt .

[iamagagamonster]

@jennybaybee19

Are you disiplining or abusing

[SuperDevilsdelight]

You will need.

A) Your child hostage

B) Ducktape

C) A innocent grin.

You know what to do.

[screwriod]

step 1: duct tape thier mouth.

step 2 :enjoy eating!!

[PurpleSceneKidd]

ONE THING.First of all 5-12 year olds wont just yell for NO GOOD REASON! they have their reason,hungry bored or want attention,and toddlers well,some times they cant tell u what they want but,you should never sterotype kids as screaming buggers.BABIES! this is a no brainer! take them to the bathroom and give them,milk,toys or a diaper change! jeez im 13 and im fit to be a parent who wont spank there children,hopeless people,hopeless.

[cowfluf7]

i once burped in a fancy restaurant when i was a kid... ahahahahha. :D the good ol' times. :D

[candybell357]

So I don't need a child?

[AnimeAspieFanatic]

Bring a coloring book =3

[PyrimidKingJindai]

I thought i would blame the kids, but now, im heavily blaming the parents (mostly young parents). If you cant parent your kids, dont be a FUCKING parent,

[shandy73164]

Its amazing that " child" is not on the " things you will need list"

[SmartWaterAddictx]

Step 1: DON'T GET PREGNANT.

Step 2: If it's already too late, deny that it's your kid.

[jenna756]

What you will need: A loud booming voice,

A strong hand and arm.

Optional: A foot and boot.

Step 1: Order food.

Step 2: If kid screams, go out in the parking lot and scream and spank them 3+ times.

Step 3: If child continues, put your boot on and put a boot up their ass.

Step 4: If child still continues go home and leave child and husband and go back to the restaraunt and ENJOY THE FOOD!!!

[peaceoutpeeps23]

@jenna756 step 3 made me lol 83

[jenna756]

@peaceoutpeeps23 lol thanks! :D

[FFarmerCharlie]

i like how the waitress will get the tip when the bus boy'll be doing all the work..

[Enjilinnn]

LOL, so you don't need kids? nice :D

[idkdinosrule]

step 1:get an ar-15 assualt rifle

step 2:shoot kids in knee making sure there not dead

step 3:the reason u dont want them dead is so u beat the living crap outta them

step 4:if not dead after beating the crap outta themshackle them to a pipe in the middle of the desert

step 5: come back 5 years later if child escaped from shackles locate child

step 6: after finding child throw in trash and pour oil and gasoline in the trash and throw match in

step 7:take childs dead burnt body and eat them

[aspie1966]

@idkdinosrule I take it you don't like kids much? :)

[LaraLikesCheese123]

You will need:

Sac

Arms

River

[ttn33]

u dont need kids

[coolymichael]

JUST DONT HAVE KIDS

[arithebomb]

I KNOW the kid in the Batman shirt! That's freaky!

[arithebomb]

@arithebomb His name is Cyrus (as in Miley).

[strongbutmighty]

lol theyre all totally different races..what a family! and am i the only one who noticed the moped?

[StuckInTheStargate]

That's right, when the kid is about to throw a tantrum pop some yummies in his mouth. He'll never make the connection that being a brat is rewarding. Paddle their butt, that always shut me up.

[RomeoSOF2]

1. Kid screams

2. Kid gets smacked

3. Kid never opens his mouth again fearing he will get smacked again.

[liloboy911808]

STEP 1: Order Take out!

STEP 2: Eat at home :)

[pivotmasterxo1]

1. Order

2. Drink

3.If kids do anything drag them out make them sit in the car

4.Enjoy your brat bitch!

[mello1142]

Step 1. Hire babysitter

Step 2. Don't deal with kids.

[Horseshowchamp]

Hahaha I gotta tell you a funny story! I was out eating next to these screaming kids that WOULD NOT shut up! And their mom and dad did nothing... So I got up, yelled at the dad and right after I did that, the people at the next table got up, started saying things to the mom and left without eating!

[masterofpain20000]

step 1: get chuck norris as a babysitter

[labalabalbaboom98]

Step 1: Sit at a different table.

[simonstadin]

1. Kids being a pain in the ass

2. Dragging kids out of restaurant

3. Yelling at them

4. Tying them up to a fencepost

5. Going back into the diner

6. Untying the kids when ready

[mew2rox2341]

stick a dog muzzel on them. done

[Windows7UIRocks]

1. Kid Throws Fit

2. Sneak Out of Eatery

3. Give Kid Chocolate Bar

4. pretend to leave kid at store

5. Order

6. Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

7. Pay and Leave

8. Pick up Kid from Store

[vietxdumplings]

1. put da kid out

2. calm da kid down

3. kid in

4. order

5. nom nom nom

6. chill out with ur kids take chill pill

[ZoMBiSLaYa]

This is OK. Except not all resturants allow you to take food home. Yojr videos are just like eHow, but with humour, in a sick, warped way, kinnda like nicktoons

[katblue11]

wtf 20 bucks for a tip, hell no!

[JonasBrosFan1234]

give a generous tip???? do you think we have a money tree??? if they make a mess who cares, the waiter should clean it, they are paid for it.

[MurderousPandas]

Step 1) Don't have kids

Optional: Get tubes tied, vesectamy, or be a virgin(that would suck)

[VanillaOfficial]

"Food fights" LMFAO. I wanna see that! xD

Why does the dude have a pony tail? o_o

[videomissionary]

I've worked at a few restaurants. I hated serving families with kids. They always made a huge mess and always tipped between 0-5%.

[vegetarian7710]

vegetarian

[Quicksplint]

You are A tard

[canales831]

worried bout kids behaving,what about the father on video at 1:11 trying to eat his whole meal in one bite???

[sk8rguy4life1123]

step 1: get your belt ready

Step 2: enjoy meal

[canales831]

@sk8rguy4life1123 hillarious!!!!!!!!!!!so true

[tuck9011]

i belive in a strong slap policy

[HappyGamerMan]

its easy...

Step1:leave child with mother in law

Step2:enjoy a peaceful meal

[marktsy]

I believe that if a child is decently quiet, then it is perfectly OK for them to dine in restaurants. But I don't like to come hungry, and leave with a headache, I like to enjoy the atmosphere, and company of the people whom I came with, And not have to listen to a little kid screaming for some anomalous reasons.

[hobbit11156]

Optional:

A clip around the ear

[Chibiicap]

i never thought that people shouldn't bring kids to a restaurant. i think they should try their best to teach them manners and keep them occupied but adult or child, everyone has the right to be in a restaurant

[ReebHound]

step 1  Put food in mouth.

done.

[cantsnapurpicture]

who the fuck rehearses their kids on how to eat at a restaurant? and who brings their own food to a restaurant also?

[Chibiicap]

@cantsnapurpicture

people with kids

[cantsnapurpicture]

@Chibiicap what about kids with kids?

[peach8ibis]

@cantsnapurpicture poor people...

[baconstory]

its called mcdonalds

[j7sh1]

1.Kids scream

2. Drag kid out of resturant

3.Spank them

4. Bring them back in lol

[DRZPRiNCESS401]

@j7sh1 Lmao xD

[ArsonBeanTanks]

@j7sh1 5. ?????

6. Profit!

[Amiraalrahman]

@j7sh1 and a white guy calls 911

[DaddysGirl3181]

@j7sh1 Thats what my parents did

[Miyuri687]

Or you will need to properly discipline them so you wont have to do this

[TheFogDude]

@GamesRock22 haha true dat,man!

[Gamesrock22]

Sit down, tell em to shut the fuck up or when you get home you will spank em.

[killa2000dec]

i just love the fat three dickheads think they are firs to comment and that we care. 

[blurock29]

there getting s reaction out of you that's what they want

[PunanyFingerz]

Wear earplugs!

[rawrrimadinosawrx]

....these are stupid

[sqeezilproducts]

@rawrrimadinosawrx ....don't watch them then...

[lznproductions]

Step 1: Order food.

Step 2: Nom. Nom nom. Nom nom nom.

Step 3: Pay Bill.

[VanillaOfficial]

@lznproductions "Nom. Nom nom. Nom nom nom." Loool! xDD

[runescrule]

Wha..? When i was a toddler i didn't need this shit. I was just calm eating my food!

[avgntgwtg]

@runescrule I hate people that take their babies to Restaurants because they just keep crying but the parents don't care!

[phxheatrecordz]

@avgntgwtg or the movies

[Runner954954954]

I <3 How Cast!!

[1980KNIGHTRIDER]

6TH BIATCH

[Aidux1]

first noob XD

[clpcomputertips]

first

[yoshibomber]

first