Top 10 Peter Griffin Quotes(Read Description)

[BananaBreakable]

My favorite is "Gov'ment came and took mah baybeh".

[158057]

it sounds like an old radio broadcast.

[EvansceneFanForever]

At**

[EvansceneFanForever]

Mr.Herbert the pervert is at ut again xD

[aznchibiman]

It is best to have many kids so each of them has a chance to make it to Hollywood. An who will be paying the bills now? Hollywood kid. (I just typed it down from memory)

[Galaron28]

its a lame ass sound board.

[MaplewoodFootball59]

peter griffin is hillarious u my friend r not. get some FUNNY qoutes

[spudd09]

@MaplewoodFootball59 Old soundboard. Read.

[tenseman08]

the best family guy quote for me is ''what kind of world are we living in if we can't even trust the oil companies anymore'' -- cough cough BP..lol..it actually renders significance to today

[jonahthemaster]

Wait a minute... THATS THE SMARTEST THING IVE EVER HEARD ANYONE SAY ABOUT ANYTHING omfg that was the best quote EVER

[xxblackxxsheepxx]

I guess we Americans love stupidity huh>?

[354132jr]

i remember that episodes on :28

[adtv2]

rofl everybody leave i have to poop

[raymazarek]

close the window yer lettin the stank out!

[brunob03]

the bird is the world!

[ForeverFallen425]

@brunob03 its bird is the word lol

[SteveStiffler]

he´s a retarded fart. but he´s funny alright!

[rafacka10]

hahaha duty

[XXdetonator890]

0:12XD

[sporedude975]

where is "well excuse me for being retarded!"?

[spudd09]

"Soundboard".

[sporedude975]

oh... sorry

[SillySod96]

the 'listen up everybody i'm fat' one (lol heh heh) is from season 4 episode 17 the fat guy strangler :) hope i helped xx

[good2games]

*falls over from the fart*

[compareingmeerkats]

GENTLEMEN THAT WAS A FART

[gingerds]

lol

[killeraevis51]

hey, lois,,,, diareah!

[werthedead]

Everyone, leave. I have to poop.

[MrMontana9999]

*fart* gentelmen that was a fart LOL

[fro768]

im fat.....i'll just give u a minute to take all that in.

xD

[Sondresoloproject]

lmao XD

[Snadzies]

That sucked pretty bad. Peter has said much much better things through out the show than 90% of what was in this video.

The sound quiallity was horrible. It sounds like someone recorded them with a yack back they got in the 90's and then recorded the sound from the yack back onto the computer with some cheap POS webcam.

[spudd09]

Please return to 1st grade and learn to read. Thank you.

[Frielo7]

You wouldnt pass the first grade if you never knew how to read.

[KristtaBowees18]

I actually agree with you, this video sucked some hard shit. -_-

[xMoreTx]

LOL

[MolettiMan]

i dont know how to tell you this,....sigh* im fat...i'll just give u a minute to take all that in

[kilbywill]

gentlemen, i like to fart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[moniz557]

nice misquote!

[max357897]

lol its good but i should have thts freakin sweet

[TDILOVER56789]

ahahahahahhahahaha

[giroROCKS]

I HAVE THAT SHIRT AT 0:20!

[luigirulze]

0:24 quote AND pic rocks :)

[daemonicwarrior]

some of them got cut off aan if they wasnt they wudve been funnier but yea some of them r good

[xInsanExo]

HAHAHAHAAA!

[Yourfrickengay]

haha HAHA HAHA haha hHAHAH HAHA

[getlilslack1100]

haha!!! "i always thought you were beautiful just the way you...HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH, oh good, couldnt do that with a straight face" !!! lmfao i luv that bit

[terrellntaylor2]

Gentlemen, That was a Fart.

[toothybj]

funny quotes, but sound quality is TERRIBLE.

[SevenRiderAirForce]

Everyone leave, I have to poop, rofl

[gav996]

CLAP CLAP CLAP

[Joshslick]

F(_)CKIN FINNALY!!

[speedkiller2]

every1 leave i have to poop LOL

[GoGoRillaChap]

I just found out I'm retarded and...you may wanna get yourself tested. lol

[LynxRecover]

FUNNY AS HELL

(ps when he says boy you put on weight he did not say jackie chan)

[outtokill7]

lol that was a fart

[chloe8taylor]

lmfao

[Legofan4ever88]

LMAO, the fart sounded like someone starting up a moter boat

[guitarrealhero]

i didnt really care 4 it...

[XxMinimaruSaruxX]

thx 4 this hard 2 find gud peter quotes i lold some of these i never heard b4 !!

[censoredmunky]

THANK YOU, very funny(Video would have been great though), and now I know at least one person on this earth has the honor to put up a REAL family guy video, instead of thinking its funny just to scare people, or put up useless videos that serve absolutely no purpose...

Thank You

[LynxRecover]

awsome what about when he said that its nobodys fault about him being fat, he dindnt say Meg after it

[tyanth12]

how is a fart a quote?

[AliDudette8008]

even tho the sound wasnt the greatest it was kooolll

[lovelygirlaye]

cool!

[kelliroxxo]

That was a fart.....Um ok lol

[toothybj]

Funny as hell, but terrible sound quality. Also, it would be a lot cooler to have the clips to which the audio corresponds.

[spudd09]

Wow. Thank you. The only intelligent response I've gotten for this video.

[jajerome2011]

ripping good fun!

[BlizzardOfIce]

lol everyone leave i have to poop

[squeezeslemons]

"I have something to tell you, i'm not quite sure how to say this...I'm fat...gonna give you a minute to absorb that"

[monkeyhoyle1]

lol that was a dodgy fart

[jessupar]

my favorite always will be "Everyone leave, i have to poop"

[nighawaaaxx]

UHHHH OH !

lol

[GHMike]

i always thought you were bue lmao

[nzballer]

"i always thought u were beautiful just the way you ahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaaha­hhahahaha couldnt do that 1 with a straight face!"

[tynubz]

hey. i downloaded this soundboard from gamefudge

[playaninja1]

i have something to tell you... im not quite sur how to say it... im fat lol

[a7x4life98]

the "diahrrea" one was best

[windkyuubi]

I thought you said the pictures werent blurry?

[spudd09]

Can you see them? Good. Now go watch it in HQ.

[edtoro]

cant beleive he forgot one of my favorites!!!!...

"This is more intense than the time I forgot how to sit".

[mickyello]

i agree

that episode was so funny

[kovalev27c]

oh gd that ones gold

[sippycup13]

that was good, but anyone whose bought the pen that says peter griffin lines would say there are some missing

[spudd09]

This ISN'T from the pen. This is from a Peter Giffin Soundboard.

[superiorswagon]

lmfao" gentlemen, that was a fart!"

[PikaPokemon4ever7]

"i just found out i'm retarded, you might wanna check yourselvles" lol funniest thing ever

[bellagray421]

"gentlemen, that was fart"

[llMixllAnimeSportsll]

lol

[brandonbrues]

i always thought you were beautifulaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!­!

[coerce1]

My favorite is

"I just found out I'm retarded and you might wanna get yourself checked"

LMAO!!!!!!!

[MomijiLover93]

you know what i want? A GLASS OF BETTER DAUGHTER xDD

[Zig10200]

"whee do u see urself in 2 years?" *dont say doing ur wife, dont say doin ur wife...* "Doin your.... son?"

[jonahthemaster]

yeah "to love and die in dixie" lol where's my foot lol rofl lmao etc

[19SCOTLAND67]

am retarded tooo

lol

[tiptoptirvy]

heh my fav is

DAMIT MEG!!!

[theonlycoolone]

LMAO... "... TAN TAAN TAN TAN TAAAArarararalaaaan!" hahaha 0:15 hehehe Funny hella funny!

[aeta43]

Quagmire: gigity gigity goo alrite

Stewie: World domination shall b mine

[aeta43]

Oh dont forget Peters famous line: AW Thats freakin sweet

[yourpointismoot]

Oh and also the other one (thinking) dont say your real name dont say your real name, "my name oh its uh pea tear griffin peater griffin peter grirrin owait no damn!!!"

[yourpointismoot]

hey yo! youre missing the best one the one where he says "You know what really grinds my gears."

[darkspidey2]

lol funny

[SonicandKhfan]

go doodee

[brandonbb13]

lol

[ArcticUnited1999]

"We agreed if we had to leave one behind it would be Meg."

[thechamp258]

what about "you know what i havnt had in a while big league chew."

[JakChrist]

The Shitsons suck, Family Guy took jokes from them, and made it better.

[PvtGermanWagz]

wow, that's a weak selection of peter griffin quotes. You could definitely come up with a lot better ones than that....

[spudd09]

Soundboard.

[CLAWZ94]

Peter:"BOO-LAH-BLAH-BLAYAH-BLA­HWAH!!!"

Cosmo:"Hey! you made me make a poopy!"

Peter:"Whoah, whoah, wait a minute... that's the smartest thing i've ever heard anyone say about anything... ever."

[YobobY6]

By the way, the old guy's name is "HERBERT".

Everyone leave........I have to poop. ROTFFLMFAO!!!!!!!(Rolling On The Fucking Floor Laughing My Fucking Ass Off)

[THGhost]

"10 quotes...w/ pictures.(Not Blurry)"

U do realise that at least 4 of these pictures are blurry, right?

[spudd09]

You do realize that more than 3/4 of them aren't?

[pelican116]

first off, those werent even the best one

[spudd09]

Read the description.

And also, you normally say "first off" when you have more than one idea to explain.

[drwfilms]

Everyone leave... I have to poop.

[megabunn]

" Holy crap " LoL

[lilbribriboy]

lol funny and my friend has that green family guy shirt

[IwishWEcouldALLchill]

i wanna be fat... im to skinny tho. some one pass me the cake.... and the ps3 controller...

[lovey8094]

gentlemen that was a fart

[lovey8094]

im fat give u a minute to absorb that thats the way it is its nobodys fault but im gonna do something about it

[sasukeuchihadud]

that is funny

i like <

hahaha duty

hahaha diereah

i always thought u were beuatifullllll hahahahahahahahahah can`t say that with a striaght face that was so funny

[animalsrfabuls1234]

i like the one on :39

[MensShoes]

My favourite quote is when they were staging Quagmire's death and it goes something like: "Quagmire was walking in the park, - I just happened to be there with my video camera. And then... A Nazi showed up. And then a pots and pans robot. And well, I guess your wondering what happened to the remains, well we thought of that too. Because then a dinosaur showed up! Oh, no! Quagmire! Dan-dan-daann. Dan dan dan daaan."

[RickChad]

holyshit that was aswome oh oh oh leave i have to poop

[unityemo]

lol the sound quality wasn't the best, but those quotes were funny as hell! Awesome job!!

[spudd09]

Its wrong to remove spam comments or "Fuck you" comments? I'm sorry I'm doing such wrong.

[SleepOverProductions]

lol

[02fastaudis4]

Peters a fuking dumbass....just the way i like it!!!

[daredsox04]

You left of the one where he's like, "Wow, I'm just a shitty derivative of Homer Simpson"

[FreeskiCorp]

no way daredsox. AND WHO GAVE HIM A +1? I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!

[FreeskiCorp]

o come on. i knew it.

[tanmanplayer]

Like that time I outfarted Michael Moore...

[saa01simpsonkeith]

how bout, "woa woa woa woa louis, this is not my batman glass"

[xxNoob117xx]

what about "sir i may be an idiot an 1 thing im not sir and that sir is an idiot"

[RazorbladeGirly]

HA HA HA HA!! IT'S FUNNY!!

[joboMAYNE]

everybody leave! i have to poop!

[wildNout317]

Peter has too many quotes to make even a decent top ten

[mrssam12]

retared thare 15

[spudd09]

Please go back to Kindergarten, learn to count, then come back, because there are 10 Peter quotes, and one Herbert quote.

[MariaLovesYou94]

u shoulda put numbers befor each qoute so we knew which was which

[spudd09]

Is it seriously that hard to figure out? I don't know to many people who can't count from 10 to 1...

[zach4201]

what about 0

[spudd09]

...What?

I guess I forgot people count from 10-0 in a countdown...

[jtbeatbox]

I JUST OFUND OUT IM RETARDED LMALLANLAIHLKMLMao  lmAO¬¬¬!!!!!!!!

[xloviegirlx]

XDXD

[Gunrocker17]

Gentlemen that was a fart. roflmao

[20jerseyshore07]

that was funny and, even better, it wasnt one of those cheap traps....

[morway3]

Do You mind if i copy your quotes and put in the real video clips il give a link to your page and give you full credit for the pic of quotes'

[spudd09]

If you have the clips themselves, then why do you need my quotes?

I'm fine with that anyways.

[trashdog24]

nice vid

[martian712]

u cant it will get deleted stupid 20th century fox shit fuk them all

[spudd09]

Obviously this isn't going to get deleted, as its been up for almost 2 years and is still here...

[DoubleRage]

lol good vid but bad sound quality

[undertaker7800]

Lol...his vid is hella funny, even if most of the quotes were taken off the peter griffin sound board.

[LSLNSRTRM]

LOL Awesome... I remember most of these quotes, but I dont have vids for them :(

[GigaNewb]

I hope that this becomes the most watched video on Youtube. Why? Because it isn't a fucking Goddamn trick that I had to waste 2 secs of my life on.

[norton167]

LMAO

by the way the old guys name is Herbert(herbert the pervert).

those were fucking hilarious!!!!!

[mariovssonic2080]

gogoggaga

[liljdog]

i always thought you were beauti hahahahahahahahah couldnt do that with a straight face

rotfl that ish was funny lmao

[kickasskarson]

he farted right after i did

[LSLNSRTRM]

LMAO

[jockhatervamplover]

i like cheese, it tastes like chocolate

[nathan9384]

lol

lol

lol

lol

lololololololololololol

[cherrybombs8]

YA LETS SHOUT MORE ! xD lol

[fponce2130]

Funny shit!!!!!!!!!!!

[rosieYER]

gentlemen, that was a fart.

MAN DID I LOL

i love family guy =D

[weeeeeee7878781]

Not great sound but hey, funny. Peter is such an idiot, have to love him. Family Guy rules!!

[tattenhall778]

hehe

[weekendbeaver]

ahah :P

[DXRules29]

LMFAO

[AngelicDarkness88]

At least this one is not fake like all the other ones.

[mlylvr]

i agree with the second one. i was just thinking about that one a few days ago

[IfMusicCouldKill]

you got all this from a peter griffin soundboard!!

[spudd09]

Naw, rele?

[BigBusiness13]

"I have something to tell you,umm, im not sure how to say this, I'm Fat! Let me give you a minute to absorb that. That's the way it is, its nobody's fault" LOL that was good.

[Yassi123]

everyone leave, i have to poop

[ColeLover00]

NOW!

[tattenhall778]

thanks for warning us! hehe