Pork Commercial

[KryptnGaming]

Fucking evil corporate bullshit.

Also who cares if you came here from cracked

[ImJustSayin2014]

@KryptnGaming umad, bro?

[landshark000068]

MMM..... KItty, the best white meat :D

[4RM0]

White meat gets porked in prison all the time.

[chkyosef]

Pork:The Other White Meat ---> sex and food.

[penutbito]

when i read this on cracked  i thought they meant cock. but then i was like, no way so i checked

[AeolianSeventh]

@penutbito I thought they meant...you know...the LONG pork.

That doesn't mean cock either.

[penutbito]

@AeolianSeventh Hey I know what an Aeolian seventh is! I bet you're a guitar player...

[WaddleDee105]

By white meat, I thought you were... ooooh... okay.

[Dsupreme1]

his voice softly caresses my inner bad boy somehow

[Deadjuice360]

@Dsupreme1 Its the only sound that can.

[violetxrain]

Don't add salt, sugar and fat to your veggies and grains and lets see how pork compares. Most people add gravy to their meat when it's like that anyways.

[THISNAMEOWNS]

cock. the other white meat.

[Whitefang8128]

Pork it is the meat of kings!

et cetera.

[MasterBeastTheatre]

Cracked sent me also. lol

[Odieandgarfield]

I don't know why, but I totally expected it to say 'Pork. Bork'.

[yogabbagabba1210]

@Odieandgarfield Swedish chef?

[Metera2]

BABY. The other, other white meat.

[hotelmario510]

Anyone else think they meant human flesh?

No? Just me? Okay.

*goes back to ritual satanic slaughter*

[atjnAdfhhjea]

Fuck you, Pork. I'll eat what I want.

[pauloesnegro]

Thumbs up if ur here from Cracked.

[xxdangerouslyinsanex]

guess what bitch! the asparagus didn't have any calories. Just because your fat ass needed gravy doesnt mean asparagus has 293 calories

[kranktank]

@xxdangerouslyinsanex it doesn't have any by itself?

[Blagga0muffin]

@xxdangerouslyinsanex LOL!!

[bobc333]

@xxdangerouslyinsanex Gravy? It's Hollandaise you fool ..........

[yerk3]

@xxdangerouslyinsanex Try eating asparagus without hollandaise sauce some time. The best part is the preview of how your piss is going to smell later on.

[xxdangerouslyinsanex]

@yerk3 touche

I don't like asparagus anyway, so there is that

[JMatthewCharles]

This isn't a PSA.

[JMatthewCharles]

I'm here from cracked too, but this isn't a public service announcement. Its just an ad.

[alekhandrop]

Can't wait for the angry redneck that screams "we don't care if you're from cracked"

[deezle317]

We're all here from cracked.

[thebrenner]

cracked.com/blog/6-double-stan­dards-were-all-guilty-of/ GO!!!

[thebrenner]

Here by Cracked also

[AScottishdude]

"Up next: Black Label Society - 13 Years Of Grief" YouTube finally knows what I like. Pork and metal.

[asaratkhandr]

i hate pork, but i love cracked. also, the asparagus looked pretty tasty

[crrlRKO]

Cracked got me too. Hahaha.

[labtec514]

over 800 calories of delicious food right there

[gxtmfa]

we already subsidize farmers. are ranchers getting in on government "pork" spending, too?

[FrederickThePie]

Lolno. 

[philmetal]

What the fuck did I just watch. Is this pro or anti pork?

[Blagga0muffin]

Who else thought that when they clicked the link they would see a psa about cunnilingus?

[TezzX]

@Blagga0muffin . . Or something like that. Actual meat was what I least expected.

[Oemenia]

@Blagga0muffin LOL i get it, eating pussy!

But yes, thats what i thought seeing oral sex and driving seem to be a lot in popular culture these days...

[graliceme]

Pork is too sweet, I only eat the bacon.

[Jadesmock259]

Who else thought that when they clicked the link they would see a psa about cannibalism?

[oxlena]

@Jadesmock259 Humans are red meat, not white. Then again, according to Wikipedia, pork is red meat too. O_o

[Jadesmock259]

@oxlena Oh I'm sorry, I've never seen cooked human before so I couldn't say...

[campfirebitchesify]

I seriously hate pork. I do not eat pork.

Except for ham... and bacon.

[NuevoReNovado]

and freakloads of cholesterol

pork

because you are going to die of something anyway

[MunchiesSyndrome]

I don't eat pork. Oh, Cracked.

[Curttehmurt]

I love Pork, but I wouldn't say I like it better than Chicken.

it's really an Apples and Oranges sort of thing

[WenchtitsMcWench]

Ham, pulled pork, bacon and sausage. The reasons I could never be Jewish or Islamic.

[MrGregorychant]

I fucking love pork. Thank you, cracked.

[RyantheCanuckpirate]

I prefer Stingray

[fawfulkoopa]

hahaha cracked is raiding this video

[pikapikapika4ever]

Cracked sent me also. I knew this would be the video.

[OldLadyUU]

I remember the billboards that said, "Pork: the one you love".

[roadjam]

Pork, it's the meat of kings, it's made from pigs, try it with onion rings. Pork sure goes with everything, 'cause it's made from swine and swine sure tastes fine :D

[qqw52]

cracked sent me

[CeleTheRef]

@qqw52 me too!

[Marilu2590]

@qqw52 cracked sent me too! XD

[knotslip16]

Well that was retarded.

[dancedanceeyeah]

.... mmmm Human.

[shadowfacts2]

Nice soft-porn soundtrack

[HOMMAMful]

I don't like pork

[jshimmy666]

Watch 'Joel Osteen teaches Christians about PORK'

[jshimmy666]

Pork is crap and against the Bible. When Jesus returns he will kill all the pigs.

[donnk]

@jshimmy666

I'm guessing you are the retarded offspring of the interbreeding of white trash.