Gradual Anouncement...

[FlyingLuro]

Come to England i would love to see you <3

[kayleighcamper]

I love you too!! Lol xD

[JetTheHawk100]

I love you too. XD *sarcasm*

[dance2lb1]

this guy never blinks!

[guitarchickcrazy137]

Whos Fred?

[streets2020]

i keep playing 1:23 thru 1:50 over and over again its so freakin funny :D

[Terza94]

love it how youtube screwed every1 with older videos by moving the side bar below

[youmotherfucker69]

ily2 danny e.e

[TheDrPhillip]

i belive

[TheDrPhillip]

17,588th

[candystriperGA]

I love you too!

[SammyWoWaddict]

This is my favorite video by you :D

[thecamper909]

2:52 hhhaaaahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!

[ZACK100101]

i love me 2

[rozaliya19]

looking good without a shirt ... yam =P

[HomeBoyCharlotte]

Hold up, you got suspended for what?

[Smb081985]

mmhhmm...ppl are stupid!

[AppleSouffle]

You should know, Smb081985.

[smexualization]

I LUV U!!!! ur sooooo funny!

[kilala11]

OMG its a funnier spencer

[swCaTs24]

lol omg wtf!!!!

[Abatrosk]

wats with the rug lol ;) i think my grandma has that on her floor o.O

[collr012]

mate we no wat he said

[nh76]

im going to find the biggest ass and im going to....cook it....with marshmallows...and gerbals

[YoungWolfHeart]

did he really just say that?? yes he did!

[whowhatwhenwatch]

he reminds me of bruce almighty

[sniffsumglu]

me too

[Xl551]

can i have a shirt

[Xl551]

lol

[JedrekenSederis]

That's wierd... Sxephil is doing a roadtrip too o.0

[erikadarose]

I love you too :). i really do :)

[22suprstar22]

LOL 3:10 XD

[YoungWolfHeart]

OMFG i was scratching my back when he said that O.o freaky

[kidhatten]

U ROCK!!

[AwsomesauceSTUDIOS]

pause at 1:08 2:08 2:17 0:43 0:55 0:19 1:28 1:37 2:21 and 3:10

[lizzypdotpi]

Just to let you know dude....kinda DON'T meet people....cause you know they might be old guys wanting to rape you or something....

[ninjaman632]

xD he left today so, too late!

[BenskyBen]

Pause at 2:08 :D

[youmotherfucker69]

OMG!!! LOL!!!!!!

[gaaraisbest]

American United of States of Americus

[campwater]

1:08 dear god.. so fucking hillarious sir.

[freekingolfclub101]

hot hot i luv when u take off ur shirt in like every vid

[Shtunk69]

u remind me of jim carry somtimes hehe ur funny

[demonAnarchy]

He remind me of Michael McDonald (mad tv) Mix wit Jim Carry.

[xxx561emilyxxx]

I LOVE YOU TOO! :)

[agrumazescu]

who doesen't :))

[HometownGlory13]

you remind me of the Grinch.

so funny =P

[hurricanelurtz]

lol

[TheKidLover]

Yeah, go to Canada! Its awesome here!

[jareth312]

Hell YEAH!

[ashleighnicolegreen]

you are the sexiest piece of spam i've seen since i ate dinner.

VISIT ME !!!!!!!!!!! BLAHHHH I LOVE YOU HARDER!

[weirdo11328]

go on a road trip to canada and visit me pleaase danny. u rock my socks. lool

[snttlc12]

i bet you he is rocking some other chicks pants...lol

[musiccat]

haa, comedians never get laid.

[GerryButlersLoverr]

... And I love you

[NoDropsAllowed]

looooooooooooool

[jujusaysso]

2:30- 2:33 XD

[magnavox8]

It was a dark and stormy night when Ace Ventura and Zefrank consummated their love, and 9 months later you were born.

[XWhatsXNextX]

i love you too!!!

[sk84evrbab]

hey jim carrey i love your stuff

[pokenintendo]

DOS A-WEEKAS!

[nexxtpens]

Whats the name of his channel for his daily vlog ?

[Magnakor]

user/Ddiary09

[puppetgirl248]

epic win dude

[curvaciousMammi]

people are stupid

you are awesome

[marfabear]

So glad to have you back Danny, I have not laughed in "dos weekas". I want to tell you to watch the content and language so that I do not have to be without the Gradual Report again but that would be censorship and selfish now would'ent it?

[SimiDaMan]

and 5 you have small fingers =D

Cant plesure a women with those you cant!

[smarte10]

"and I'll scratch that itch... With my TOUNG!" XD

[luccipizza]

sexiiiiiiiii :]

[Blackshadow15955]

The part at the end was funny HA gradual report is funny!

[Afrokid995]

This is soooooooooooooooooooooooo Funny

XPXPXPXPXPXPXPXPXPXPXPXPXPXPXP­XPXP99!

[lexierock147]

come to rochester, new york!!!!

[MovieManiac67]

hahahaha... just non-stop insanity. this man is gold.

[twilight0sylum0forme]

why? because were self indulgent bastards!

[Slance1Himself]

You need less higher notes editing, lower notes would be better, and in old episodes you used pictures in videos :)

[5blackdragons]

2:52

HILARIOUS!!!

[sk8in4real]

ok ummmmm.....i am lovin ur vids...i agree with 11cansing that u are better then fred....u dont always have a high voice and ur not even close to how anoying he is soooo ya

[cheekymonkey901902]

haha lol that was pretty funny better than fred atleast 4/5

[Kugglelovesanime9]

ITS ALWAYS BETTER THAN FRED.

[5blackdragons]

AGREED.

[shaynmoss6969]

HECK YES!!!

[5blackdragons]

I KNOW! "and I'll scratch that itch... With my TOUNG!" XD

[ncfwhitetigress]

That was soooo stupid!! I saw that video and I didn't even fucking NOTICE the spitting and drinking thing. And I'm SUPER squeamish, especially when it comes to bodily fluids. I fail and fail again to comprehend wtf went through the youtube staff's minds when they decided to suspend your account. Jesus H., I'm so pissed right now. Damnit Damnit. Un- freaking -believable!!!

[sableyefan]

Crazy man. Crazy.

[coolest50]

lawl freeze this at 1:19 exactly

[twilight0sylum0forme]

hahah! lol!

[awesomeness1019]

You should road trip to Canada one of these days.

[theskiper241]

part 2!

[snuffels10]

ooh ily 2!!! and no shirt... ur on fire!

[11cansing]

god dang! your better than fred!!!!

[taahli]

2:30 was adorable XD

[mmakid98]

funny

[hiblinist916]

WITH MARSHMELLOWS AND GERBILS AND KISSES!!!

lololololol!!! I loved your face when u said it!

[ShelbyJaneBrooks]

Rofl

[magicman1128]

ha ha museums and boobs you ROCK!!!!

[gallya]

"ill scratch you with my tongue"

"lalalalalalalalalalalala"

[patrickcompoopergeek]

i'll take the love, not the tounge

[thepunkanator2]

I LOVE U TOO

[nichelle095]

i hate gubers. its a peev of mine but i wudnt flag or actually say ew to someones video. def wudnt falg it, letthem have their fun. your great, but heres a suggestion: get more to your video. real life insidents! like... ShaneSawdonTV or ShaneDawsoneTV2. interact with us a bit too, thats great. ps. your a cutti tho! :) good luck

[niftygrrl]

ur kinda getting old he was funny at first but know its stupid

[ShelbyJaneBrooks]

-SMACK- sfjsofisfihsgiuhgiudhsiuhf BLAHAH

[littlebrandon45]

cool video

[mmdghr]

im glad your back

[jetdog95]

self indulgent bastards LOL

[xXSK83RXx]

LOL I WANT A SHIRT WITH A SKULL, but im in canada ='(

[Xxstarry10xX]

Same here man, i feel the same way haha. Friends?

[JDfanforever]

i also wish i could get a shirt like that, but just like you i'm here in canada....

[RukiaRitsuka]

hey good job ur getting better everytime u do a new vid

[mikesslob]

wow the ppl that flaged him ur a bunch of pricks

[Bigperson695]

with marshmellows and gerbals and kisses

[AidenLS]

that was awsome

[crazebabe35]

hahahahaha u ARE funny (:

[philippemedina]

boring material, go do something else instead of blabbing all the time. Too many people talking bout so much shit and info people dont really need.

[IZONEnumberONE]

you are amazing :DDDD

[dogfighterofpie]

you remind me so much of jim carry lol XD

[martinmovies999]

He reminds me of him too :D they're both awesome :D

[timb021]

Shame this trip probably won't include Holland, I would have loved to treat you to a few beers :)

...just don't spit in the empty cups afterwards 'kay?

[666leoboy666]

awessome : D

[XxXcutekittyXxX121]

Lmao xDDD yewr vids are hilarous :3

[bulgarinaaa]

Au maan ^^ subscribing at the min :D

[rad1k]

great danny

[metalwolf72]

Took a look at the map.....did not see anyone from South or North Dakota o.o Some good advice when driving through the Dakotas:

1.Don't be surprised to see a giant statue made from scrap metal in a field 100 miles from any town.

2. Don't worry about killing pheasants on the road, we have more pheasants than people...

3. Watch your ass when you be on the rez....

[peachesandwhatnot]

you should come to canada.

because, you know, its awesome :)

[bobwatters]

WTF how are u gonna flag danny i hope every one that flagged the spit video dies in a firey car crash

it was fuckin nasty i allmost puked when he acted like he was drink that shit but that is no reason to flag that vid i hope u homos die die and go to hell

[carlosrules1994]

LOl ima find the biggest ass ass cook it....did i just say that?

[BrodyxBrown]

5/5

[sakurapanda44]

omg dude your vids make me laugh so much XD

[CrystalHopeofGaia]

LOL great video dude

[CastelliR14]

lmao!!

[rewooksi]

LOL!!

[jon87997]

Go to healy alaska right by denali park

[Bansheblade]

your like bill nye but way cooler funnier not as nerdy and funnier oh and cooler yeah you just kinda look like bill nye just cooler funnier and cooler!BILL NYE IS GAY THO

[thaskaskull]

ur fuckin bad ass dude i hope u come to el chuco AKA el paso tx

[SakutoUchiha]

Florida! Florida!! FLORIDA!!! South Florida!!! Miami or Ft. Lauderdale or somewhere in the vicinity. There's an awesome museum here, called the Museum of Science and Discovery. It looks like its made from a giant erector set, and has a clock that has parts running all through the museum, it's awesome!

[Nighthawk94]

Ive been there!

its been forever but alas i had to move to tampa

[SakutoUchiha]

Sorry it took so long to respond, but isnt that place amazing?!?!

[TheFremen087]

You heading to the central valley? I'd really like to meet the Man in the Mask.

[Monilee1]

go to maryland, hav some crabs, find some big asses, have sum fun!! o ya, and see me there!!!!!! u iz the king of comedy!!!

[karinebrazil]

ur funny...i wish u could but my parents dont let me...=(

[Ebonplague]

COME TO OHIO! If you do, tell me where you stop! I WANT TO MEET YOU DANNY!

Hehe, you are the king of comedy..!

[callaj14]

COME TO CANADA! people in ontario love you :)

[dmeckle]

come to fargo nd and ill put you in a wood chipper...or just come to fargo

[Jineshisu]

i believe it...then it must not be true...or is it....hm....I BELIEVE "NOT" TO BELIEVE!

many kudos to you dude!

[TuandTranproductions]

yeah u are hilarious

[Hugsandslices]

You will have so many groupies. Except the ones comparing you to Fred, don't sleep with them.

[Xl551]

dos weekes lol

[Xl551]

dude you are so funny haha

[Xl551]

haha

[thenewclass1c]

i love you too danny ^^

i wish i could see you on your road trip, but i think england won't be a stop =[

love love ^^ <3

[Inphectus]

Welcome back :) hehe funny stuff ! The people who flaged your video are damn idiots! Love your videos !! BTW, if u swing by Denmark then you'll be welcome here, I got beer :)

[mylebanon]

MARRY MEEEEEEEE

[shakalaka09]

ARE YOU MAKING THE VIDEO NAKED?

[millymollymandy16]

every time i watch one of your vids you remind me of 90's jim carrey but on speed or something. Sure your told something similar often

Funny though dude

[unfamouschris]

Danny,  you are like a real life Ren & Stimpy cartoon. I love you too.

[sweneytodfan]

wow i like fred but your wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy better you should have 1mill subs :D. id have you come to my house but my parents say "never tell anyone wear you live......EVER!" but ill see what i can do ;)

[fuckinghellyoutwat]

i'd also sign up but England might be a long road trip.

[Nic33rd]

Love having you back. Rock on!

[gcmeanslove]

i love you danny :D too bad im in HONG KONG. ps. funny as hell videos! those ppl who flag you shouldnt even watch ur videos <3

[excruditor]

i was gonna sign up, but i think it's gonna be a long trip from the states to dubai :P

[stephibobz]

choc full of awesomeness!!!!!!

and i love you too

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah!

:P

[bloodrose8790]

i wish you could road trip to new zealand! :)

[traggant]

come to vancouver canada please

[9sierra3]

this guys on crack lol

[usedshoe43]

LMAO!!! "I'm gonna find the biggest ass in the United States and I am going to cook it. You know what I'm saying? With marshmellows, and gerbils...and kisses!" LMAO! You are HILARIOUS!!!!

[GoHiltyGo]

If you come to Redding CA, you'll get a place to stay.

And a blow job.

[NotoriousWalkerz]

Unsubscibed.