How To Get Laid

[omers66]

Jake from two and a half man

[Lobo35508]

I tried all these.... im serving 12 to 20

[mykking1199]

@MrTacoking lol that was fuckin clever dude!

[McD0na1dsFr13s]

Dick NO more!

[Switchfire89]

damian? how often did you heard that? i want you inside of me right now? :D

[DELUXX420]

i love ba ba ba ba bitches!

[28gurdil152]

it work fine thanks XD

[MrHess9298]

Go to mrhess9298 channel please

[Charles4ursweetheart]

This was the second funniest video i have seen Lmbo.

[AmatoxinFilms]

This actually worked for me..... thanks dude

[shocktest2]

i wanna be there.. this girl is sooo sweety :(

[Thatsfrompowersbitch]

"pretending your blind and grabbing her tits won't work"

[MrTacoking]

damian - im nothing without my sparkles

edward- i know right

[3p1d3m1crage]

This is too fuckn funny!

[ahorenburg111]

offesnive.

[Fredsxxy]

@ahorenburg111 gay

[pniddy90]

The missing dog story is acsussess lol

[ProfessorBigCat]

1.) Pause at 1:15

2.) Enjoy

[sorryloginincorrect]

She should do porn. I would actually pay to see her, rather than go to a free site...

[classicsonic77]

1:13 Boobie grab :D

[TheSupersaiyan2012]

"One step further to showing her your raging twinkie" *sigh* Well that's one snack item I'm never gonna eat again...

[TheProject1177]

dam right im gonna tae off my pants xD

[TheMasterMuffinz]

Dear Dislikers,

look at the dislike bar,

now look at your penis.

[50calsniperrifle]

BITCHES LOVE MONEY

[wilpwn]

wouldn't saying I have a lot of money get it in the first place?

[eddiecapone76]

991 people GOT STABBED IN THE TUMMY...

[eddiecapone76]

991 GOT STABBED IN THE TUMMY...

[coriinaa99]

Dick NO MORE! hahhahahahahhahahahhah

[RomRomBeast]

3:14 through 3:17 i would have done the same FUCK YEAH!

[localman11]

I would love a glass of water!

[jguigil]

i tried this is WORKED!!!

[JacobKid777]

I like how he calls the girl pray

[TheVickfan07]

boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Game1ngAssass1n]

God damn that girl is sexy!

[localman11]

Twat move fuckin fail

[blackpoisons1]

BA BA BA BITCHES!!!

[youfunnyBoB]

"I'm gonna jizz all over this bed..."

[sandesx]

EPIC FUCKIN WINNN!!!!!

[dylanfulk0]

ba ba ba, bitches



[emti29]

doesn't matter grabbed boobs

[xWicKedWeeD]

the way yo do those curse words you should make a screamo band xD

[javok7]

i failed, lol

[boltspeedman91]

why does that girl have a knife that size in her room anyway?

[gameman5002]

STABBED IN THE TUMMY!

[oriran]

0:56 Xasess?

[TheAxf123]

BA BA BITCHES!!! EPIC FUCKING WIN!!

[akp12r]

im nothing without my sparkles

[TrCy4m]

who kept pressing 1 lol

[wwetitle818]

Grabbing her tits out of nowhere Damian? Bold move, my friend, bold move.

[13imer]

seriously what is your real name damian or jimmy xd

[kristiangritscooters]

Genius



[kristiangritscooters]

i must prove that :D

[MrAshlover21]

he looked like she liked it when he grabed her brest XD

[sicksucker999]

oh my fucking god i am so sorry damian i pressed the flag while moving my mouse on my track pad im sooo sorry im accully a really big of yours i love your videos please dont hate me can peaple thumb up so damian might see

[fuckuallish]

that water looks like piss 1:29

[KIDZXGETZXSCARED]

BA BA BA BITCHES!!!

[Shakon95]

989 people have been stabbed because they have tried this.

[WPzackWPiLOVEpot]

DICK NO MORE!!!!!

[hummmmmmmer97]

WOW it works! I tested this on my teacher and you can guess what happened next! :D

[Stabiiliize]

Oh my god!!! i died at 2:45 ahahaha

[KaraNetics]

aaaw pickles

[scorch946]

lol this was uploaded on my birthday.

[masterfeeley]

BA BA BA BITCHES!!

[BKASOOSO]

HOLY SHIT , THAT WAS SMOOTH!

[BITCHEZONTHESTREET]

i tried it and i still cant feel my dick

[MrSharkbait4]

if only it was that easy

[rotglmao7]

Lmfao! Ba ba ba bitches!

[mrlittlewhitekid21]

BA BA BA BITCHES!!!!

[xfilesmanson]

can i pound your pussy like pop eye the sailor man

[iohanancarvalho]

Awesome! Maybe this shit works in Brazil.

[freshasamug1]

LMFAO u said KMFAO

[masterfreshful]

i'm going to do the good steps KMFAO

[kylemajor98]

Did anyone else pause at 1:14

[slipknotpsychosocail]

BABABA BITCHES!!!! lmao funny shit

[MrWickidshit]

"wow would you look at this, this is called my fuckin dick!" lolol

[cross27hunter]

984 had int evan kissed

[r2d2penguinr2d2]

This is gay dude.

[pyrodemon598]

itd work up to when he spilled water... lmao

[tarek12mig]

OMG THIS IS WORK! i said i lost my gun sharlie =)

[andreasdenfede]

wow it works i fucked my ant in the ass yesterday

[herfavoritecity]

his girlfriend is a fucking babe

[fa18chornet]

Your name is Damon !

[Nerd4Ever911]

Predator Much?



[KyleMatthewFredrick]

Dude your girlfriend is hot.

[FBMREAPER]

that bed actually looks pretty soft..

[VirusxHD]

I wander how many people have been stabbed because they have tried this..

[TimithyAndrew]

@VirusxHD 991 people have been stabbed because of this video!

[YuuExussum]

@VirusxHD exactly nine-hundred-and ninety four

[mikefan09]

i just asked the girl to see her bedroom, then the bed, then her pantys, and it worked. EPIC FUCKING WWWIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[djsikko626]

2:25 rape face

[djsikko626]

2:25 rape face

[JJXDDrander141214]

It looks too much like smosh only they are funnier cuz they are real, i think your just trying your videos to look like theirs

[TheUnknownD]

DICK

NO

MORE

LOL

[OliverDEAD94]

BA BA BA BITCHES

[fuckuallish]

this is called my fucking dick lol p.s im gonna re wacth this vid high

[Elevnoxd]

thank u, u got me laid EPIC FUCKING WIN

[93atron]

i already jizzed in this bed



[Theskateipidia]

Sounds like something from manswers

EPIC FUCKING WIN!!!

[giostefaneli]

Dick no moooooooreee!



[kane034]

I would love a glass of water.

[NEVERMAKESVIDEOS3V3R]

i got a boner

[HeartBreaker9312]

I want her skirt, it's so cute..

[MickeyErickson]

would i be able to come in and pound your pussy like Popeye the sailor man. XD

[hellorara2]

Wow would you look at this..This is called, MY FUCKING DICK!

[iwannafight100]

i tryed this but when i got the spilled the water on my pants she asked were i lived so i go home and change my pants (dam and she was so hot D:<)

[SprunkG]

I tried this one and a half year ago, I only just got released from the hospital.

[arthangell]

@SprunkG you probably have failed in the bed part. almost everyone that tries to pass that part get stabbet with a kichen knife, trust me.

[wwetitle818]

@SprunkG Wow, Mr. John Wayne Bobbitt, I'd thought you learned your lesson to not put your dick in crazy.

[MrWickidshit]

1:31 thats the oddest cup of water i've ever seen

[MegaJeffreyXD]

1:40 lol



[bangNL94]

AAAAAAGGGE RRRRRRRREEEEESTRICTIOOOOOOOOOO­OOONNNNNNN!!!!!!

[NickDude2251]

hmmm i wonder if this strategy would work irl...

[SonicFan257]

0:24 Epic Slap! 

[benwin94]

BA BA BA BITCHES!

[MrLissu95]

HOLY FUCKIN TITS

[DylanL710]

3:16 is so anthony from smosh :L

[MrChico909]

wata hell that last comment from me was my sister

[MrChico909]

fuckin dumb!!!! if u need advice ask me stupid ass.

[Mammothman333]

this video smells like shit

[45ruiz]

2:44 ya. i usually keep a butter knife under my clothes. just in case someone comes to my house and tells me he wants to fuck me in the ass

[The666thBowelOfHell]

HOLY SHIT!!!... THAT WAS SMOOTH

[BrandonDCS]

this suprisingly worked thanks bro~

[alex34752]

is she hot or is it just me?

[Marvellousdeath115]

Thumbs up if it actually worked O_O

[kevinjoe3578]

DICK NO MORE!!! :))

[kurniawidya]

gullible bitch!

[11bluebandit]

press 7 over and over again lol

1 over and over idk...

[spectralofficial]

I sent that bitch a smiley. BITCHES LOVE SMILEYS.

[Kaybach1732]

All men want is sex and it's very sad.

[666Drakov666]

@Kaybach1732 you are right on so many levels...I am a man and I don't think like that at all but all my friends do and it makes me sick...

[DFOdonut]

LOL

[zerrierslizer1]

IT WORKED! AM HAWEUING TRUBBBBBLE WRIKHTING CUZZZZZZZZ IM HAWEUING

SUPRICE BUTTSECKHS!!!!!!!!!!

[jobrofreakno]

Soooo, how much do you want bet to they got it on right there after they finished filming this scene?

[denixos]

id fuck her very hard in her ass

[ushmo10]

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Oh my

[dewiowen1]

Very funny

[baddboy3367]

0:42

Now thats just ke$ha ^-^

[baddboy3367]

or u can just use ur bitch reppelent spray her then force tht bitch to dat bed and make her suck ur dick!

[FEM2010LikeaG6]

I wanna get laid THIS YEAR!!!!!

[Supersouthparkdude]

@FEM2010LikeaG6 that should be your new year resolution

[FEM2010LikeaG6]

@Supersouthparkdude Fuck yeah it should!!!!

[Minatur060]

BITCHES LOVE MONEY.

BA BA BA BITCHES!

[AlliAmIsDelilah]

@vannahandari uhhhhh 0.o

[pleasureu4gold]

is she ur girlfriend?

[KanhaiyaB81]

FAITH NO MORE!!

[Lovestruck990]

BA BA BA BITCHES

[Freddothefrog992TV]

Lol

[deadpoolluver416]

BA BA BA BICHS



[ahgera]

MMMMMMMMONSTERKILL! XD

[iSpank2000]

2:01 over and over again

[metalhedmeatwad17]

DICK NO MOREEEEE!

[PeckerwoodSnow]

This is called MAH FUCKIN DICK

[tamatown55]

Succeeessess XD 0:53

[SuperVaflik]

the most epic moment

3:32

BA BA BA BITCHEEES

[13imer]

YOUR A F*CKING GENIUS !

[shorte69ruybal]

FU** YEAH !! THIS VIDEO WAS POSTED ON MY BIRTHDAY ! ! !

[MrJimmy7676]

i did this it all worked but he did not tell me to not say the hole bitches love mony thin i was so close

[skatepwner53]

This really worked for me.

[supergrunt5620]

SLIDE TO2:01 NOW



[coolcrazyism]

hahahahahahaha

[angelcliburn12]

I have had a dog name sparkles:/

[ShadowVBG]

Champion! Epic Fuckin WIN !!

[pierre26698]

BA BA BA BITCHES!! AHHAHAHA

[darkgamer8291]

BA BA BA BITCHES!!!

[theSPUDereHD]

he probably used this video idea to touch that 'ba ba ba bitch's' tits