You can't calculate a way to make a movie this bad. Nor can you just simply be inept and fuck up an idea to make a movie this bad. This movie is a miracle of evil. This movie raped my face!
um... why did they make the kids nasty and gross with no personalities? why didn't they make them nice, funny and interesting kids who happen to have some weird qualities? heck, why did they make this movie?
My poor ears... I knew I should of put ear condoms (i.e. ear plugs) on before watching this. Is it possible to get AIDS through your ears because, if so, I'm HIV positive right now D=
This song is just profoundly wrong on so many levels. It sounds like it's the kind of thing a group of burly men would sing as they gang-rape a screaming woman...
@SamuraiPie8111 Such an original comment, really. No one thinks you're funny, cuntwagon.
It's funny, I have a theory that any "heterosexual" man who would take the time to comment on Justin Bieber, especially on a video lacking Bieber, is full-gay for him. It's classic closeted denial. Seek help, dude.
Oh my god. The last time I heard this song is when I went to see it at the theaters about 21 years ago at the age of 6. Til this day this tune has stuck in my mind.
i read (years ago) that the GPKs here had to be changed for legal reasons because it was around the time Topps got sued for copyright infringement because GPKs looked so similar to CPKs.
Awesome. I saw this when I was I think 8. I hated it. It was so boring even for my age. But I just saw it again and it is awesome! It is so bad that it was entertaining!
The shocker is that Tangerine is a star on the mexican channel doing telenovelas!
Is this from the DVD? I have the movie on one of the original VHS tapes and the VHS version is waaaaay darker. This almost looks downright strange to me.
this has got to be the worst musical ever
MrChewdogs 1 week ago
Hi Ho! Hi Ho! This movies gonna blow!
BowserwithaShotgun 1 week ago
i guess your mouth doesn't necessarily have to close to sing lol
HIPER20011 4 weeks ago
You can't calculate a way to make a movie this bad. Nor can you just simply be inept and fuck up an idea to make a movie this bad. This movie is a miracle of evil. This movie raped my face!
sparkles13 2 months ago
um... why did they make the kids nasty and gross with no personalities? why didn't they make them nice, funny and interesting kids who happen to have some weird qualities? heck, why did they make this movie?
and why is the dancing like creative walking?
dahlrich99 2 months ago
I'm afraid, very afraid ...... I was a child when I last saw this. What were my parents thinking???
sparkupthefire 2 months ago
are they spawns of chucky! ima gonna get nightmares
permeable100 3 months ago
This needs a g-major vertion
Onerom4728 3 months ago
there's not enough acid in the universe to come up with something like this..
jmiester25 3 months ago
I'm still trying to wrap my mind around the fact that the guy who created Maus, one of my all-time favorite comic artists, also thought up this.
FenristheRedWolf 4 months ago
why do thier faces remind me of jay jay the jet plane?!
iamaicarlyfan 5 months ago 2
how did i end up here?! i am going to have nightmares for life... its like chucky's family reunion D:
ohdezflores 6 months ago
My poor ears... I knew I should of put ear condoms (i.e. ear plugs) on before watching this. Is it possible to get AIDS through your ears because, if so, I'm HIV positive right now D=
CapnE625 6 months ago
Help Wanted....need some one to run the shop and defend against mutant midget people.
sinfulldreamer 6 months ago
Maybe this movie would be less horrible if they just used real kids
TheCasualChristian 6 months ago
i just wanna fuck one of those lil guys...ooooooooo yehhhhh thats what i like some midget ass fucking tight shit literaly
shitballzz6969 7 months ago 2
I loved these cards when I was a kid and this movie came out when I was like 9 or 10, even then I thought this movie was fucking horrible
Svperstarr 8 months ago 2
what would you do if you say a bunch of little mutant midget people singing and stealing sewing machines
salamandersam69 8 months ago
Thumbs if you beat off to this until your dick was sore!
fyourcouchnigga 9 months ago 3
Childs play alternative ending
Onerom4728 9 months ago
Ahhhhhhhhh!!!
Jdub14000 10 months ago
Thumbs up if you're watching this video because of the Nostalgia critic
C0rvu51nku8a3 10 months ago 2
this is what chucky's family reunion looks like
Thecooleboy 11 months ago
the non-union swat shop says: warning dogs!
WHY DIDNT THE BLOODY DOGS EAT EM!
TheBattlefieldFan 11 months ago
i will fucking kill the creep who designed the costumes and wrote the fucking song
TheBattlefieldFan 11 months ago
This song is just profoundly wrong on so many levels. It sounds like it's the kind of thing a group of burly men would sing as they gang-rape a screaming woman...
videogamenostalgia 11 months ago
I so remember Garbage Pail Kids. LOL.
cyn1378 11 months ago
And this is a KIDS MOVIE???
THE KIDS LOOK FUCKING CREEPY!
codyrex39 1 year ago
This is what hell sounds like...
PLCTheCd 1 year ago
@PLCTheCd On an endless loop... forever... and for all eternity...
DamianGarcia92 1 year ago
still better then justin beiber
SamuraiPie8111 1 year ago
@SamuraiPie8111 Such an original comment, really. No one thinks you're funny, cuntwagon.
It's funny, I have a theory that any "heterosexual" man who would take the time to comment on Justin Bieber, especially on a video lacking Bieber, is full-gay for him. It's classic closeted denial. Seek help, dude.
SpectacleMaximus 1 year ago
@SpectacleMaximus <3<3<3 i love you
SamuraiPie8111 1 year ago
lets work together to steal stuff, yeah.
loner1878 1 year ago
umm ummm umu ummmmmm what??
TheEmogecko 1 year ago
am the only one who wants to punch them in the throat
xXxEmoGirly497xXx 1 year ago
i have some of the cards
Sleepawaycamper 1 year ago
i cant believe i used to watch this movie like everyday! lol
ttime2003 1 year ago
13 years on I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THEY MADE THIS
cosmicman12 1 year ago
@cosmicman12 your math sucks bro. try 23 years
drakenfear80 1 year ago
@drakenfear80 weeeelllll excuse me princess
cosmicman12 1 year ago
why don't they all work together to kill themselves and rid us of their vile presence?!
eier 1 year ago
Why would a Non Union Sweatshop advertise itself as such? Oh wait, I guess there are far more obvious problems surrounding this entire movie.
boothonk 1 year ago
Hi ho, hi ho, this movie's gonna blow.
jellywillreturn 1 year ago 7
FREAKY ASS FLICK!!!
bretadounitedfc 1 year ago
There is no god!
DungeonDestroyers 1 year ago
what the I don't even
angryoldfatman 1 year ago
WHAT THE FUCK !!!
inker92deluxe 1 year ago
I think I'm going to barf.
Lawlzinator 1 year ago
um? from garbage pail kids i would expect "we can pee and fart by barf and boogers"
Beatles206 1 year ago
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I've discovered what Hell sounds like.
alex9033 1 year ago 3
what.........the......FUCK?!?!
Fishbannanas 1 year ago 25
@Fishbannanas Exactly what I was gonna say.
codyrex39 1 year ago
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This song was about been been toeghter to worksucassful!!! And even I remeber in my coursin's Daniella's parents house!
42whatelse 1 year ago
I'm going to throw up at this song.
Hewylewis 2 years ago 2
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MetaPunkXP 2 years ago
A Big Lipped Aligator Momment!
Seeker4TheUnknown 2 years ago 3
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FUCK THIS SONG!!!!!!
ooliveric 2 years ago
This is more like EAR RAPE COFFEE and a Big Lipped Alligator Moment
A BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!!
cksmith08 2 years ago
im gonna have nightmare after watching this creepy video
courtneyniz79 2 years ago 21
would people be bitching as much if the nostalgia critic hadn't reviewed this?
videogamenostalgia 2 years ago
yes
ExplorerDS6789 2 years ago
Because it made us curious to actually see this hunk of shit MGM calls a movie... my God, I'll never be the same again X_X
CapnE625 2 years ago
nope
CharlieOmfg 2 years ago
i'm gonna kill myself after hearing this song :S
ThaX14 2 years ago 3
WHY SHOULD WE DO SOMETHING NICE??!!
cocomunga 2 years ago
NC: This movie is physically hurting me!
You and me both buddy XD
CapnE625 2 years ago
Thousands of aspiring writers are desperate to sell their screenplays to the film industry and THIS gets produced and shown on the screen?
gostars3000 2 years ago 5
don't gat angry at this. get angry at people like Jason friedburg and aaron seltzer
videogamenostalgia 2 years ago 4
shit.
CharlieOmfg 2 years ago
I fucking swear, writing bad screenplays should be punishable by law.
2wall2of2numbers2 2 years ago 2
This song made me phiscaly ill
styxman09 2 years ago 2
I wish I was at the meeting when the idea for this movie was pitched.
southy98 2 years ago 2
were doobies being passed around?
NYG4LIFE123 2 years ago
I'm thinking LSD
southy98 2 years ago
what a sack of crap
emperordeebo 2 years ago
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Tekkenfreek234 2 years ago 3
wow... sucks ass. i vaguely remember this movie lol
fattpieceofcrap 2 years ago
Oh my god. The last time I heard this song is when I went to see it at the theaters about 21 years ago at the age of 6. Til this day this tune has stuck in my mind.
WhiffleBoy18 3 years ago
Anything Blood Red ! lol Ali rules GOT SOME NICE TOES
doormouse1990 3 years ago
to bad that movie sucked so bad
rodwad129 3 years ago
i read (years ago) that the GPKs here had to be changed for legal reasons because it was around the time Topps got sued for copyright infringement because GPKs looked so similar to CPKs.
Qwazniuk 4 years ago
whatever, this movie is awesome and i still love it 17 years after first seeing it.
dxmkrew 4 years ago
Awesome. I saw this when I was I think 8. I hated it. It was so boring even for my age. But I just saw it again and it is awesome! It is so bad that it was entertaining!
The shocker is that Tangerine is a star on the mexican channel doing telenovelas!
DPUMA8 4 years ago
Is this from the DVD? I have the movie on one of the original VHS tapes and the VHS version is waaaaay darker. This almost looks downright strange to me.
norcalbirdz 4 years ago
what was i thinking watching this crap..this shit sucks..no wonder why people are crazy into today's world..wow..
manic52 4 years ago
haha i loved this song
mgrchip 4 years ago
they look creepy!
zoidberg87 5 years ago
i have this movie its so kidish
monsterman100 5 years ago