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  • best line of the movie

  • I remember seeing this for the 1st time wen i was 11 n i thought it was the funniest thing id ever seen. Arnie's a legend

  • brilliant

  • This sounds like a really bad porno.

  • PWNED!!!

  • Snake from The Simpsons: "I can't believe that worked."

  • 2 people are henchmen cronies.

  • Unbelivable a remake of this wtf seriously wtf....

  • You think this is the real Total Recall and not some shit remake ... IT IS !!!!

  • fucking amazing

  • YOU THINK THIS IS THE REAL DUKE... IT IS.

  • Wukong

  • arnold, the original troll

  • watching this change the channel and its on :O weird

  • Andrew Collins is a fucking idiot.

  • get your ass to mars..

  • this movie has so many classic moments i can't believe they remake this -.-

  • You think this is the real QuaidITIS*BANG*

  • I say this all the time in Halo Reach.

  • LOL this line surpasses HERE'S JOHNNY in the Shining. 

  • 1 person thought it was the real Quiad

  • You think this is the real Duke?

    It is

  • @QuikDJ hey duke, your last game sucked

  • Mwa ha ha ha. You think this is the real Spy?

    It is. *shank*

  • hahaha u think this is the real quaid it is

  • The guy on the right's like "I didn't think it was the real Quaid..."

  • GET ME TO MARZ AHM RANDY QUAID

  • I am quaid

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  • that fake laugh <3

  • This was so awesome.

  • And they look behind them lol

  • this movie has so many classic scenes.. i can't believe they remake this

  • ive done this in airsoft...it worked!

  • I think it was arnies laughter that threw them off, the hologram was laughing ...

  • I can't get it on this scene. Someone mind elaborate? thx

  • @USArmySupremeGeneral Earlier in this movie, all the guards shoot at Arnold but all the bullets pass through him, Arnold laughs because it's just a hologram projection. He says "You think this is the real Quaid? (Schwarznegger)" to confuse the guards into thinking he's a hologram

  • @KuichikiByakuya Oh i get it. I see i see. Thanks for the enlightening. ^_^

  • Why do those guys look back at the camera? To see if the real Quaid is behind them? I haven't seen this movie but plan to very soon.

  • LOLTROLL

  • @megaplayboy007 friendly fire settings were obviously tweaked for this scene

  • those guys are fails

  • Only Arnold could get away with doing something like that :D

  • my name is Quaid!!!

  • 1 person thought it was the real Quaid.

  • @slobergoof damn you, i was gonna say that

  • @slobergoof it was the real quaid

  • @slobergoof you mean one person thought it wasn't the real quiad! AS SAID, THIS IS THE REAL QUAID!!

  • @slobergoof you mean 1 person thought that it isn't

  • @slobergoof He thought right... IT IS!! but too bad he got blasted

  • Don't fuck with Arnold

  • just a question, in the scene before this where he tricks them, they all shoot at the hologram but shouldn't they have gotten killed since it's a hologram and they were firing in each other direction???? just saying....

  • It's so stupid it's funny, I mean why would you take the chance that they wouldn't make the same mistake twice, or at least take a test shot to be certain?

  • HOT DAMN! It keeps gettin' funnier!

  • This line works well on multiple levels, given the context of the film.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • The line reads terrible on script, but Ahnold's delivery makes it awesome.

  • I don't think we've seen evil goons this thick since the Stormtroopers.

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  • This is gonna happen a lot in Halo: Reach. You get a hologram projector.

  • @Jimkaider Ive been saying that too!

    Hahaha, you think this is the real commandomonekyz?

    It is!

    TRIPLE KILL!

  • @Jimkaider

    Or what about Duke Nukem 3d on live arcade

    You think this is a holoduke? It is!

    *Duke steps from behind pilar with a devestator*

  • PWNED!!! XD

  • ahahahahhaha

  • This is one of the funniest quotes from a Arny movie along with "PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN NOW!"

  • this should be a meme XD

  • Halo Reach

  • SEE YOU AT THE PARTY RICHTER!

  • I don't get it, he's pretending to talk to some guy at his side, then the soldiers look at the camera then he shoots them?

    Someone enlighten me

  • @OmglolNarutorules He was using a hologram watch to make a fake copy of him self walk around and when the soldiers attacked the fake he'd gun 'em down. So basicly, he's making them think he's the hologram and.... yeah

  • @OmglolNarutorules He had a hologram watch thingy so he kept projecting holograms of himself to trick the soldiers however that time it was a double bluff.

  • i love this line - abolute quality

  • @bungieanimator "HAHA, you think this is the real Spartan? IT IS!"

  • I torchered my parents with this line for about a month after I first saw this.

  • Those guys are so stupid. They have nothing to lose by shooting a holgram. They could have easily killed him. They deserve to die. Idiots.

  • @mlc871

    Well yeah, but old cheesy action movies wouldn't be anywhere near as entertaining as they were if they had smart henchmen.

  • @mlc871

    ammo?

  • @mlc871 They do if hes behind them. SEE YOU AT THE PART MLC871!

  • @grendelee Well there's three of them. Why are they all facing the same direction ?!? Still stupid idiots who deserve to die. I'm da party poopa, grendelee!

  • Lol, the guy on the right can't hold his grin ^^

  • What I love about Arnold's films is he allows for a high-packed action movie to have comedic one-liners - I don't know of any other actor who actually achieves this without appearing cheesy

  • @spencerdev91 Jason Statham does an OK job at this if you ask me :)

  • @Xissorplane I'm a big fan of Jason's so I agree. Love the Transporter movies and Crank

  • @spencerdev91 Have you seen Crank 2? If you haven't, it's recomendable.

  • @Xissorplane Yeah I saw it. One Statham film I haven't seen is Revolver which I'll have to check out. The best Statham film if you haven't already seen it is Snatch

  • @spencerdev91 I haven't. Must check out both Revolver and Snatch then, thanks for mentioning.

  • thats some badass hip-fire:P

  • Arnie best eva :D

  • The best line in any sci-fi film EVER.

  • lol love all his movies

  • haha epic

  • Arnold snapping his head to the side while delivering "It is!" is what makes this.

  • Arnold's laugh is by far one of the most horrifing sounds you'll ever hear in your life. Right before he fucking shoots you in the head.

  • man me and my friends used to always say that line.

  • notice how he is turned in the wrong angle before telling them that he's actually the real Quaid... makes them think it's the hologram

    was this in the movie???

  • richard herring did it better nyum nyum nyum

  • Hahahaha, silly henchmen, you really think that's the real Quaid? Well, you'd be right.

  • I just saw this about four seconds ago, and just had to look it up! Funny as shit!!!

  • lmfao watched it on syfy? lmao i just did the exact same thing, i saw it and started bustin the fuck up, searched for it here needed to see it a few more times lolol

  • I woke my bro up around three in the morning by throwing my laptop on his chest with the video playing really loud. He didn't get mad, he just watched it about seventeen more times and it kept getting funnier.

  • Someone should say that at their wedding...

  • HAHA!

  • wow lol funniest quote ever lol it is lmao.

  • One of the best moments in action movie history right here.. lol.

  • This is the arnie at his best

  • ownage XD

  • funny :)

  • I just burst out in the middle of my geometry class and said this. my teacher looked at me like i was retarded.

  • @00joe

    I hope you completed the scene and shot your teacher :D

  • @00joe maybe you are

  • @00joe well, that would be the appropriate thing to think, as that WOULD make you retarded lol

    also, what did they have to lose by shooting him anyways?

  • @00joe I dont believe that really happened.

  • @00joe

    Yeah, thought...

  • @00joe You should've proceeded to shoot her with a machine gun.

  • @00joe Probably because you are.

  • Oh brings a tear of joy to my face, growing up with this line brought me hours of fun.

  • This is the funniest line I have ever heard in a movie. I can remember wearing my tape out rewinding this part a million times. Hilarious!

  • See you @ the shlarty shlickter!

  • This is the best fucking line ever.

  • This is the only scene that makes me laugh.

  • i like that bit on the elevator thingy "See you at the party richter"

  • OMG, FOR YEARS ME AND MY SISTER HAVE BEEN QUOTING THIS LINE, and found out that we've been quoting it wrong.... -_-""

  • what were you's saying?

  • we'd been saying:

    do you tihnk im the real wayne, i am

    then thought: no its dave, no its wade

    wayne?!

    we didn't even kno wat the film was called...

  • ha ha brilliant. big arnie is a legend

  • so funny

  • Next to the "Sue me d*ckhead" Johnny Cab line and "home in time for cornflakes" this is easily the funniest scene in this movie.

  • love that bit! someone should splice it together with "actually I'm not Quaid, I'm governor Schwarzenegger of California!"

  • best scene ever XD

  • the greatest movie scene ever

  • LOOOOL 5 STARS, GOTTA SEE THE WHOLE SCENE TO FIND THIS FUNNY :d

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