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  • The Mist had some gigantic monsters and was a Hell of alot scarier, and even emotionally moving and thought provoking, than fuckin' Cloverfield.

  • I liked it you have to have an imagination

  • You guys are crazy.What were you doing in the video?

  • Cloverfield did suck. It was a waste of time

  • why do people keep saying that movie was good. I think it sucked. The shaky camera really pissed me off why couldn't they have made a simple movie about a monster rampaging through the city? I gotta agree with that dude reviewing this, this movie most certainly do not live up to all the hype around it.

  • @mralanv Your someone who obviously gets motion sickness way too easily. If that is true, dont watch the movie.=/

  • Some people seriously need to use spell check. Seriously.

  • I think you are the only person on here that I saw on here that had it right.

  • ending killd it if they told us wut it was at the end and showed there life after the monster was destroyed and all was bak to peace that wud of been kool like 28 days later they didnt sho civilization of a large group of ppl living 2getha but they showd them 3 livin 2gether in a small cottage which is kool i mean there not on the run still but it just showd them getin bombed which was a bad idea cuz obviously there were tuns of ppl in the area at least evacuate them i mean the ending was bad

  • Look personnaly in my opinion,everything about this was good,but the ending just ruined the entire thing!My god man,even i could've thought of a better ending than that!I mean EVERYBODY DIES IN THE END!WTF!The monster looks like an inside-out Godzilla!I mean i thought the ending was that every1 in the chopper would survive and the monster got killed by that damn bomber!but no!it had go fuckign live and kill everybody and the city get nuked!Worst ending ever!

  • @xBADASSARCEUSx One girl survived, and the city didnt got nuked, but just Manhattan got bombed!

  • Can't wait for the sequel..

  • Which 2 monster movie did they saw?

  • This is great

  • @gixxergone Infected humans*

  • these guys think too much and try to outdo each other hahahahaha

  • You guys are the worst reviews on youtube. Reviewing is not for you, SceneStealers really, return to your day job at McDonalds or KFC.

  • maybe they are creating the hype and disappointing the movie goers on purpose....so that in the sequel....they might explain everything.....then, everybody will be like "OMG''..

  • Very clever review. I am watching the DVD feature commentary by the director Matt Reeves and it's actually a super cool film...with the director talking over it!

  • greatest movie ever

  • cloverfield 2:survivors will be released next year

  • :oh my god this movie sucks!!!

    : get some imagination jd J**** C*****!

  • u r so stupid :D go to see transformers or jenifer's shitzzzzzzz

  • what's your problem .... that's what they said in the video and i thought it was funny enough to comment on i happen to love Cloverfield. i think megan fox is (hot) but a bitch! so how about you listen before you Fucking JUDGE PEOPLE!

  • I think the movie was stupid (full stop).

    Random monster, Random lil monsters, Random inection from the Random lil monsters.

    It's like they wasted all their money on setting up the movie that they couldn't afford CG for the monster and saved it till the end.

    the movie was stupid because it wasn't even explanitory It just cut and dry, you don't know where the monster came from or if the military was tied to it, the army sergant may say (what ever it is, it's winning). Overall crap movie

  • I freaked out at 5:07

  • i loved the movie but i the moving Cam

  • lol if it turned out 2 be godzilla

  • lol, the ending was funny! XD

  • This movie was far beyond fantastic.

  • I loved this movie! It was soooooo different from the everyday movies! It had a very nice plot! As for the acting part, there was no flaw, but I agree that it could've been better. And the SFX were amazing!!!

    This video imitated the movie style quite well so I'll give it a 4 stars rating!

  • wow. this video is superb! 5/5 for making me hate cloverfield, 5/5 for making me suicidal, and 10/5 fot making me want to kill you.

  • If you read the Slusho website and knew where to start and used a little imagination, you would know what the monster is. It's a Deep One from the Cthulhu Mythos. They bleat and croak and roar. They stumble about and hop (when in the open). They have undulating gills on either side of the neck. They have a combo man, fish, amphibian look to them. Finally (as the producers like to do in their shows) pause the camera in the electronics store. A Sponge-Bob cartoon is playing. Fish-man news

  • and yet there are so many more theories from people using the slusho website and more. Good theory, though. That's what I love about the movie and it isn't a part of the movie. All of the aditional sites and clues peppered throughout that make all of this stuff possible.

  • Dude...you have to realize something, everything has been done before so its extremely hard to be original. You only say that the acting was horrible and its un-original or the camera shook way too much, the camera was suppose to move like that. You cannot critique for shit, you need to kill yourself.

  • Whats your point? I just did, and I think YOU cant critique for shit because I have no clue what the hell you are trying to say to say to me, except that I cant critique for shit.

    The camera was just plainly over done, I couldnt give 2 1/2 shits if it was trying to be "realistic", all it did for me was made me leave the theatre nausiated.

    There is only one other movie where the acting literally made me cringe, that was Jumper, and that movie sucked major dick.

  • Your mom sucked my major dick.

  • Your major dick*

    *vagina

  • lol ok

  • Haha sorry.

  • Yeah. I din't like the camera doing that, but I understood why it was part of the movie. The guys running from a monster, right? Gonna be a little shaky, at best. However, that camera had some incredible batteries in it.

  • I really liked cloverfield.

  • i tink i will watch tis movie damn did tis movie realesed on singapore as well

  • What a stupid review.

  • Agreed worst review AMAZING MOVIE

  • I got real sick while watching this movie....it's a great movie tho.  T_T

  • Very nice job guys! The quality of the images treatement is incredible. Never seen a Youtube movie with so much vivacity!

  • XD lol! Love the ending! Hrm...Cloverfield is a good movie, but we never really get to know what the monster is or where it came from...I'll give it an 5/10...

  • well u no its basically industruktable for a baby and its very creepy

  • XD Yea

  • one of my favorite movies

  • I love this film! I know the camera and stuff is awful, but that's the whole point coz its supposed to be real life. I think its so gripping and its really sad too. I could watch it a million times and not get bored. I know alot of people think its crap, but I love it ;]

  • not really, disaster movie was worse. plus this movie was great, and it even has oscar buzz(visual effects) so shows how much you know

  • lol i laughed at da end of this review

  • I'm gonna rate this review via answers

    The start with shaky cam? It was a HUGE life like thing I loved

    Also it was sorta clever,and the taping over,I don't think that's what the FBI wanted it to be,they shoul have cut it out rofl Your right bout Point of view when he died I was like "no no no no no" and yea it got boring after awhile It rocks IN A WAY if your just waiting your gonna go "Yaaaawn" I give it a 9/10 but if it was King Kong with Jake in like first person it would PWN

  • Fantastic review, I'm glad for an accurate and funny review of the movie.

  • THE WHOLE MOVIE WAS AWESOME!!!!!

  • i was creeped out when the girls eye was bleeding

  • End scared the fucking shit out of me! DDD=

  • fuck off slutty spammer, take your webcam and stuff it

  • this was a really great movie, the only thing is that it takes a while in the beginning to get to the "action". it was only like 20 minutes of them at a party but it felt like a long time, after that was great.

  • ive seen the movie and it was kinda gross when that girls head blew up ohh

  • Anyone who liked this, I can definitely recommend the movie Rec. A spanish, same type of movie but it's actually quite good!

  • But these reviewers are stupid this isnt original the movie was, they can't be like it

  • Love this movie. Just Great, amazing

  • Haha, very faithful video review with the cuts! :P

  • The best movie in 2 years!

  • WRONG!!!!!!

  • I rented this movie and I really liked it. I can see why people wouldn't like the POV camera angles on the big screen though. But it's great to watch at home with a big bowl of popcorn, on the small screen so you don't get dizzy! :) Watch the special features and deleted scenes!

  • Ich habbe zucht nichte gache ich mochte einen gaut, ich mochte einen fenster der humer icht klein :):)

  • You all just have to deal with the fact that you'll either hate or like the movie--listening to reviews or other comments isn't going to determine if you'll enjoy it. I thought it was a wonderful movie.

  • if all u want to do is look at a cool monster this movie is not for you, everyone else ive spoken to really enjoyed it though including myself. you have to be interested in the whole aspect of the movie not just the monster to enjoy this film

  • this movie sucks.i hate the point of view.

    hes holding the caera when theyre crossing the buildings,or when under the monster.i mean comeon make it more real,let the camera go.i wouldve dropped the camera and just get out of there,instead of following some stubborn little pussy right into the heart of the action and who cares that "people will want to know".i wouldve just try to save my life instead,his dumbass got eaten.

    also how is it possible that the camera didnt break after falling in end

  • it was a good movie, i like how it was a camcorder insted or hollywood video camera, i liked it and it was funny at times it was one of those movies where u know whats coming but when is totally confed. plus lots of stuff popped out and i enjoyed stuff like that

  • i want see it and if it sucks ill be so mad you better be far away from me so yeah

  • la pelicula mas tonta que he mirado....

  • I didn't get out of it that the monster started as a human, but I do agree that Hud was annoying. JD didn't like this movie, but I had a great time watching it!

  • I agree that the movie is more enjoyable if your more interested in how it's made rather than the actual monster aspect of the movie.

  • cloverfield is the best movie ever

  • i want the second part!!!!

    make a new one

    this was great

    better in my eyes then the war of the worlds

    cmmon!!!!! MORE MORE :P

  • this movie was kick ass, the unknown actors where probz put in so they were like real people, the new sound system thing was put in so twas like it was an actual event that happened, the realistic acting and camera skills were ace, if u can get into the movie its absolutly fuckin amazin, if u go in thinkin of all the hype then no u wont get into the movie, i mean i watched it at the first showin of the day at the cinema on my own n it was awsome, went the next day with friends it sucked

  • i think it is a good movie there was to much hype to this movie the acting was pretty good but a little to dramatic.

    And pretty predictible the monster was cool though, it be gr8 to see a sequel

  • this movie was all right...but i hate movies with sucky endings! and the beginning in the apartment was WAY to long...but otherwise the other 40 minutes of it was ok

  • yeh but this is mean to be real so people are gonna die i knew i wasn't gauranteed to see them alive at the end.

    Probs the reason why they hired unknown actors so they can just kill them off at the end

  • You pissed off godzilla. LOL. I thought it was a good movie. Had a background story in it as well. (Rob trying to find beth) But I do agree with when they said "There is just too much hype." If you havn't seen it, don't expect anything. Just watch it and let what happens happen, then judge the movie yourself afterwords. I give the movie either 80/100 or 4/5.

  • I agree completly

  • They all act like a bunch of weenies when the monster attacks.

  • wat do u expect them 2

    do get a rocket launcher out of the cuboard and start shooting it?

    wouldn't you be shitting your self?

  • No, but I wouldnt be crying like a little bitch either.

  • U GUYS R IDOITS! i liked the movie and it has a point, the reason they hav the shakey cam is because they are trying to make it look real...u guys are stupid and annoying GO AWAY!!

  • who's the idiot, blake? i argued throughout this entire review that the handheld camera suited the picture perfectly. try watching it again, buddy. better luck next time.

    -Eric

  • you OWNED him!!! XD

    anyways u guys are awsome keep doing your thing

  • if they make a sequal they should call it "cloverfield return of the bigass mutha fucka"

  • I would have loved the movie...but the camara work was too much...wait for the sequel.

  • I would give this movie a minor minus - AAARGH CRASH - GODZILLA SCREAMING - LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • lol good ending

  • it's true though, there was too much hype about it

  • Best movie reviewers EVER!

  • A review thats well done... I like the points by that beard guy!!.. This movie is a waste of time money and energy for me.... And I went to the movie without knowing about the hype..

  • how could it have no plot?

  • funny ending

  • Best monster movie in years. i went in and thought about how realistic is was and what would i have done. Great CGI effects!! Looks tooooo real!! I heard it comes out on DVD in april from wikipedia. hope so. getting dat as soon as it comes out. Guaranteed you'll JUMP

  • "The more you are intuned to the process of film making and the more your paying attention to how this movie is being presented to you, the more your gonna like it. If you sit back and just watch the movie and think 'Oh you know, there is gonna be a giant monster and its gonna bite peoples heads off and I wanna be entertained.' well your not gonna get that so... you know..."

    I don't know about you guys, but if go see a movie, I want to be entertained.

  • Yeah, I hear ya. I guess it was just as thrilling to me to get into the process as it was to see glimpses of the CGI monster destroying things.

  • This clip is probobly the most fun you will have watching Cloverfield. The rest of the movie is a waste of time. just watch this clip and enjoy, avoid paying $10 on the rest of the film. Anyway, 5 or so weeks later, the movie is barely showing in most theaters anymore anyway. Just shows you that this movie doesnt have the quality nor legs to stay in theaters...

  • God, I do not know who to believe anymore!!! Everyone says it's great!! Everyone says it sucks!!! Everyone says it's interesting!! Everyone says you'll get sick watching it!!! F**k!!!!! Who do I believe?!?!?!?!?!? I'm probably going to go see it eventually once it gets to the cheap seats. But when I do see it and if it sucks, people will perish....

  • I would say the movie was very cool as long as it lasted. But at the end somehow everyone was disappointed.

  • This video is way off, Cloverfield was much better than what they said.

  • cloverfield was a lot better than king kong that was fucking wank

  • Fuck off. At least in King Kong you could see where the budget was spent! And we were treated to a proper ending.

  • dude calm down he was only putting across his opinion. he wasn't trying to force it in anyone face so ur response was not fair tbh.

    yeh tbh i didn't like king kong. i did enjoy cloverfield more than kingkong. but thats just my opinion. also seeing where they spent there budget is not always a good thing. special effects don't make a movie. king kong is a special effects film with a strethed out plot for what it is.

    cloverfield is a simple movie with a simple plot. which worked amazing well

  • Sometimes, when a film director tries to go off in a strange new direction, he falls flat on his face. That is exactly what has happened to Mr Abrams. Far too much mystery and stonewalling exasperates rather than entertains.

    For example, we don't learn how the monster makes its entrance, whether it be from the earth, sea or sky. But PLENTY of people in the city would have witnessed that, so why not the audience?

  • becoz mystery adds 2 the suspense, and i find it entertaining

  • Um, you mean the monster dying and the town kinda' destroyed? You mean EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN CLOVERFIELD? Hell, I wish something would've killed Nicole Kidman. THAT would've made it better than Cloverfield.

    King Kong was sooo drawn out and tried way too hard to be an epic.

  • Naomi Watts was in King Kong, not Nicole Kidman. Although, they are both Australian!

  • Haha, oh, right! They might as well be siblings. -_-

  • and if they come from the same country they HAVE to be sisters!

  • Ever wonder what would happen in a real life monster attack.

  • hmm.. all you did was say it wouldn't live up to the hype.. not much else.. :P

  • well but nothing happened at the end =P lol

    nah really i iked too.. but i prefer lost ¬¬ sry Abrams

  • i liked the movie a lot... i was entertained and i cared about what happened to the characters... it's not a stupid or ridiculous movie like most teenagers tend go see... but the complaints about the camera movement are also true... if u have some kind of eye sensitivity then don't see this because you'll probably get end up getting motion sickness... however, if ur okay definitely go see it because you'll care about the story and what's going to happen in the end.

  • Yah how true I got dizzy because of too much shaking.

  • "This movie didn't pay off". Hmm - it's "paying off" for the producers - $120 million and rising (and it only cost a cheap $25 million to make).

  • This movie did not make me feel as ill as Blair Witch...

  • that had to be the best review of a movie ive seen in a long time

  • ...

    The Cloverfield monster was Lovecraft's Cuthulhu, that is what the monster was supposed to be.

  • i loved cloverfield and can't wait for the second one, because it might explain more about the monster, and by the way the people who said this movie sucked just because the camera movie around little, stop your bitching! it was a great movie.

  • It did suk and how did he happen to have a whole bunch of film laying around!?!?!?!?!?

  • Digital videocam?

  • hahahahaha

    godzilla came out of knowwhere with his big roar. funny

  • i love this movie

  • cool and funny vid.!

    i loled so much at the end!!! so funnyXD

  • The movie is good and have good efects

    But you dont see so much :S

    Because they decided to camera moving around

    They made it like it happened on real....

    That sucks...

  • yeh..is very real..

    goooood movie

  • i thought it was funny how the camera survived getting dropped upmteen times, attacked by the monster, and was still on manhatten when it blew up but they "recovered" it.

  • dam lol. I want a camera like dat.

  • they may have just recovered the data inside the cam

  • ME TOO !!!

    Durable

    long lasting battery life

  • Screw You Cloverfield Kicked Ass

  • i agree. i thought this wuz one of the best monster movies ever. godzilla has got 2 b the corniest monster in history. if godzilla had just ben erased from history, i think no1 wud miss it. cloverfield tho, 1 of the greatest

  • I agree about the Cloverfield Part but Godzilla has had some really bad ass movies as well

  • there are giant ants living deep in the earth not the ocean...suckers....

  • The end, LOL!!! xDDDD

  • don't the last two in Cloverfield survive?

    i saw that movie and my friend told me they survive.?

    is that true?

    and i think if they make a second one it will just ruin it..

  • they died. got caught in the bombing. remember they said they loved each other n then the explosion

  • u guys r gay cloverfield was the best movie iv ever scene

  • I liked it. Were you not paying attention? Who's lame now, buddy?

    -Eric

  • u guys are straight cloverfield was only OK

  • lol hilarious ending

  • OMG That was the funniest ending...

    I actually thought that the movie was good...

    If you got motion sickness you sat way to close to the screen...

  • Pinche pelicula es un asco la maldita camara esa no te deja ver bien la pelicula y te marea es una perdida de dinero y de tiempo, la gente en el cine piensa q es una broma y sale indignada y molesta despues de ver este ASCO DE PELICULA no se como pueden pasar este tipo de peliculas tan mal hechas, sin una trama o un tema, un fin , nada, es una porkeria¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

  • man so funny in the endXDXDXDXDlololol

    And one more thing:WORLD OF WARCRAFT ROCKS ASS:D

  • after seeing cloverfield i think the only conclusion i can come to is to change a university course, do architecture and move to new york. Id never be out of work cos the brooklin bridge always gets fucked over at least 4 times a year in movies

  • i like this movie a lot

  • Dude, this is getting my motion sick... I cant imagine how bad the movie would have been.

  • To sum Cloverfield up- You either love it or hate it...

    Personally i was slightly disappointed by the ending, and the beginning was a bit slow and tedious, however all in all an awesome movie...

    Its different to anything else that has been made...

    8/10

  • Best monster movie ever. PERIOD.

  • SUCKED - it just ends and you know nothing!!! You never even really see the monster! It's totally set up so that you have to watch a part 2 to findout what happnes to the monster and the rest of the world. SUCKED!

  • i thought it was an awesome movie the only thing i knew going into the movie was that manhattan was gettin attacked and thats bout it, so goin to watch for free and blowed it had me on the edge of my seat lol

  • Its definitely alien, not necessarily extra terrestrial- but its entirely mythical unlike say godzilla or king kong who are both variants of real animals. More like a hybrid human zombie with werewolf legs and terminator 1000 knife arms, all grey and pussy- a bit gothic.

  • Amazing Movie

  • i really agree with Eric, I think its a matter of intelligence to get the movie. I loved Cloverfield.

  • i didn't know much about cloverfield till i saw one preview and it looked good. I didn't even know there was a huge hype over it on you tube till after I saw the film. I loved it.