"The Baloney Train"

[Ferrariphile]

BTW, your videos are awesome, the stories are the best! @ anyone saying Mr. Matt has a Southern accent, that's Maryland accent and far from Southern. Guineamen are daggone near impossible to understand to anybody except other Guineaman (from Guinea, VA, not wops)

[Ferrariphile]

The dumbest thing I ever did for love was listen to my mom and go to church. Funny thing is, it was also the smartest thing I ever did because I found God AND the woman of my dreams- ha HA!

[Cthundarrrr]

I went to a motorcycle race in a bike stupid right

[Josephpalmer2000]

This guy really doesn't have a southern accent, he was talking about talking to girls from the southern part of the USA. As a native speaker, he runs his words, so it may be somewhat difficult understand. I can relate as I speak several forgeign languages and have the same

trouble.

[williamchains]

your end music it's now my ringtone

[Jenn21089]

fuckin hilarious

[AnnatheGurl]

Wohoo! I'm from Sweden! ^^

[dougear]

I cant understand everything he says...(Im not american)

but I dont care, watched until the end

bcoz he's fking HOT

[GAMEHUBtv]

@dougear then why do you write in english???????



[CastHh25]

@dougear He's got a southern accent and it's harder to understand if you're not too familiar with the accent. I'm not american either but i have been hearing this accent for more than 3 years.

[SuperAwsomeo2000]

askin him out

[MsREDD1229]

Baltimore is the best! Lol

[l2a2n23]

The dumbest thing? dude... don´t even get me started in that

[hislittleone93]

Um smelled of lunchmeat or not, i probably still would've asked for ur number...im js

[amandalaurin21]

Oh gross... the fat... lol

My aunts ex-husband is from Alabama and he eats the fat from steaks and everything it's SO nasty!

[SoleilOmbre]

youtube.com/watch?v=MXzjMj2Kfh­0

[Kaskelot29kodylt]

Got a facebook acount.. Yeah, love makes you do stupid things.

[Axe11331]

I whent to a girls and sayd hey you wanna have sex ? And she accepted :)) that's ironie

[AnimePainter]

Almost 4 years I'm driving diesel train every 2 weeks, which takes 4 hours of ride... and no great or little bit less great girls... '-.-

In Latvia, btw.

[IuliuscesarUribe]

Dumbest?? Go to library.. you know for trying diferent kind of girls.. 0.o

[anarocksick]

maaaan make videos forever!!! n ofcourse u got great eyesss!

[firstclasscotastrafy]

Stumbled upon you because of Josh Sunquist and decided to check out your channel. two things that I have to say: I love your eyes and the stories that you tell. they seriously sound like they could be written in books.

[MichelleH]

A possible idea for a future video: The story of how you and your wife met? Or maybe how your parents met? Too personal? :)

[Karosanyo]

Matt, you could always model if you wanted. You have a great face. You're so handsome and sexy (your eyes are so beautiful). You're my dream man.

[JenniferPKeaton]

lol i`m from Europe too :D

omg! that was soo funny! you should have taken the plane though, lol

anyway i love your videos man! keep up the good work ;)

[deppwaswho]

hot :)

[superspicious]

i am from europ, and i am a girl.

i plan on doing a road trip through america with some of my girlfriends. if we don´t find anyone older then 25 to rent the car, we might take the train... :P

[PandaBear7713]

you seem like u have an adventurous life.  way to go.

[LATR0UBLEZ]

dam stories r soooooo funny please please make more videos =)

i love ur eyes Handsome

[kortezez]

You look like nathon drake sooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!! From uncharted 1 and 2??

[phillipzchillz]

My brother's method of getting his girlfriend was actually so dumb it was hilarious. He was really nervous at dinner and just - out of nowhere - tapped her on the forehead with a tea spoon...Yeah not the best way to go about it, but I guess she found it cute and giggled while me and my dad were like O.O



[chewinggumfreak8]

LOVE LOVE LOVE

[dylanparks2]

didnt use a condom and almost got a girl pregnant

[MrS2JohnnyDepps2]

ur probably sick of people commentin about how good lookin you r aye?

well ima b the next person 2 comment.

your so hot. =D

xx

[MRGABRIELAVILA]

MATT I LOVE THESE STORIES YOU REALLY NEED TO DO SOME MORE THERE HILARIOUS

[MickaelaLUVZtravis]

YOU ARE GOURGEOUS

[TheDrJoseph]

Nice eys and your friend stuffed you up good =P

[itapau19]

you seem to be a good guy

[UncheckedIrony]

i was young i tried to win a girl by poking her

ya.......didnt work

i was young

I tried to win a girl by being friends with her best friends boyfriend

didnt work

sigh

[jrizzo531]

I'm sure Ms. Loretta still remembers the nice young man that smelled like bologna.

[Cycon91]

I'm going to Great Britain this summer, they guys are usually really ugly su that should leave a bigger chance to me right?

[ShizzleCrizzle]

@Cycon91 Yeah, guess who else are really ugly in Great Britain...

But then again, there are probably alot of tourists there, so there must be some hot girls.

[Firebirdgripp]

You have green eyes

[xHeLLGuarDx]

@Firebirdgripp Thank you Cpt. Obvious for your amazing observation skills!

[TheOmegasaur]

dumbest thing i've ever done for love? well once i ate a granola bar wrapper...... i wanted to win a girl really badly

[ShizzleCrizzle]

@TheOmegasaur You tried to win a girl by eating a granola bar wrapper?

[UncheckedIrony]

@TheOmegasaur that weirder than all three my attempts combined i poked a girl in 3 grade didn't work I became friends with her best friends boyfriend he became annoyed with my nerdy interests and left me I joined the beginning of a girls sleepover it was NOT fun they were watching videos of supposedly "hot" guys with their shirts in the bottom tucked over bra position lip syncing to god awful songs Didnt work felt like an idot ya that sleepover MESSED me UP

[xtralarge10000]

matt can we talk privately

im from the uk

[xtralarge10000]

sum1 hire this guy

[MattKoval]

Thanks - yeah, something's a little messed up.

[Bonux000]

"as a young man, I wasn't really there for the countryside" hahahahahahahahahahaa tresslaaaaa

[Cubanned]

TRESSLA!!!

[DayanNataly]

LMMFAOO!!!!!

[anemiukaslt]

@patrickbourb

touche

[LEiL0W]

searched for it.

[LeewinLan]

went online looking for girls...

not that interesting

[CyborgDeer]

i switched my route up a bit for this guy i liked but it didnt work out and i got seriously lost. not very tressla eh?

[Longfly19]

i used my friends to know this damm smexy guy... yes smexy...and he was straight, hurray for me

[emmzretroskittles]

lol

[Ampex101]

Haha,fcking Tressla

[Atlanta23410]

wow....you are gorgeous O__O

I could listen to this guy all day!

[basketballballislife]

This shit is hilarious!

[Frarri1203]

hahahaha

[xyxyssy]

1:43 LOL!!!!!!!

[karenterrysarah]

omg that's hilarious! i love your vids...keep em coming!

[dikkeshitouwe]

hahaha hilarious

[elaurita]

loved it! hilarious! And you do have gorgeous eyes!

[jukovium]

ouch

[thewally2008]

tressla

[im1so1awesome]

haha my fav word !!!

[TheFoxAcount]

1 word.

Shave.

[elaurita]

STFU his stubble is damn sexy!

[InkAndFeather]

@elaurita hes married :(

[lexax2009]

I LOVE your end music!!!

[gmpsyche]

horrible. just horrible. hahaha

[MissusFingerBottom]

maybe your eyes were so stunning they had to avoid eye contact or else they would melt hehe

[itsRacsy]

europeans are tha best

[sarangjogi]

that is sad but keep hopes up

[Goten1992]

Those are the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen... Seriously... *_*

[Thespiriticlan]

@Goten1992 I was staring at his eyes the whole time...very nice eyes!

[allergic2oxygen]

Harsh dude :(

[bouncingsoul100]

cool funny stuff

[vimorrison]

Whatever, you're gorgeous

[looker768]

those eyes are GREEN and big....I almost drowned

[aldosalthren]

u no wut? all i need is an xbox and a couple of dudes, screw romanth (p.s. i'm not gay)

[junkmandrunk]

no not me ill just buy and xbox360 get three guys and a girlfriend and beer and after every match we make a sandwichif you know what i mean but not my friends im not gay i mean me and a my gf

[dylan1fred2]

sure ur not

[DanTeKJ]

A brushing (ps: I'm a male) :D

[RAV3NSDAL3]

ask a friend to ask a girl out for me

[mnajar8a]

@RAV3NSDAL3 hahahahahahaaa! that is hilarious! 

[fLRedSpade]

ur eyes are beautiful....

wait what????

i mean.....uhmm nice sweater dude..

.uhm yeah

lol

[fooboo24lala]

I know, they are a pretty color, even if that is weird.

[p00nedlol2]

lier he has no sweater he has a shirt! :O

[secretsoccer1]

ive never did anything stupid for love, cuz i just dont need to do stupid things or even search for love.

[marchubkyle]

egotistical

[secretsoccer1]

wutever

[Jas0nash]

My european Sister wanna married u! ;)

[iluvchocolate411]

Your eyes are REAAAALLY pretty.....

[10Dante4]

well never put women on top of logic.....No,No never put anything on top of logic....!!!!!

[MVX12]

ahaha

[shitbraker]

Yeah well planes in Europe are pretty much useless if you have a lot of time, and the US is twice as big as Europe. =/

Every time I'm going somewhere I just drive, it takes like 5 hours to drive from Scania(southern part of sweden) to Stockholm and Sweden is one largest countries in Europe so if you live like in The Netherlands, Denmark or Britain, you can get to the other side of the country in less then 4hours. =)

[bendy3d]

Ja, but from norrbottens to Stockholm is a pain in my arse! haha

[Paracyclus]

dumbest thing ? hmm...

waiting for 8 hours for someone i didnt know or even see in my life at the city park... i said to myself that she'd be dressed in yellow and she'd have a black hair... but guess what ? she never came... but the weird thing is that i still look around for girl dressed in yellow clothes when i pass by that park... o.o i know its weird but then if you knew who am i you'd be surprised why didnt i find her ...

[altoids79762]

haha

[ireallyjustdunno]

nooooooooo

[armsrockstrong1400]

I just spelled it wrong. It's Bologna. There. lol

[armsrockstrong1400]

You spelled Balogna wrong. Just thought I'd mention that. XD Sorry. lol

[Golfina]

Baloney and Boloney are variants of Bologna :) the video was very good anyway though.

[19409]

I think it was a play on words. Cause, the train was just a bunch of baloney? The lady on the train had balogna? The two words are spelled differently . xD

[RaginCajunAsian]

were you able to get Ms. Loretta's number at least? lol

[im1so1awesome]

dude thaT VIDEO was so TRESSLA !!! LOL

[poppycritch]

Well said! Your comment was Tressla!

[monkijs2]

TRESSLIN ANSWER

[phillisphin]

i went after a boy just for his accent.

[gorerydr]

NO DOI

[thatrobbydude]

dude you are awesome.

[crazybutterfly691]

Haha great video :))

Btw u have nice eyes :D

[TwinkleTinytot]

matt i love the way u laughed man!

[TheCrysisZone]

got to enjoy your facts as you make them fun to listen to...

[1lina11]

here in sweden there´s a lot of european girls on the trains.

[Dome737]

here in germany too - but no beautiful...

[happyquack]

really i wonder why....

[McXesta]

At least they are not fat like in US

[DaBurningLegion]

right on

[GingaSoulja]

if you wanna get laid forget the train and just visit Montreal, the girls throw themselves at anyone with a car and a condom! it must be a french thing!... :P"

[sarah1oszter]

Aww you poor guy! You should have offered those girls a peice of gum lol jk!

~Sarah

[MissKriekentaart]

Planes are just too much work: you've got to book tickets, you've fo be there 2 hours before your plane takes off,.... No thanks!

Plus, I live in Belgium, so taking a plane from one place to another place in Belgium is just ridiculous :p x

[rijekarastocine]

Your friend was actually right, we Europeans like trains and buses more than planes.... Planes are like more for elderly people...

[hahahey14]

i think european chicks found out about rental cars-lol

[NyashaMe]

I love this guy's stuff. He's SO enthusiastic about subscribers that I couldn't resist. I sub. after two videos.

[fira65]

i took up the whole couch while at my friends house to mess with his cousin and she thought it would b funny to jump rlly high and land butt first on my pelvis omg ouch

[suzukii04]

yeah i lived in Florida all my life, then just this year i moved to Europe (Czech Republic). my first time i rode a train freaked, i was so excited. all my friends laughed at me because i was so excited. But there were only old people on the train.. too bad ;D

[grove26]

your awsome

[somotion]

I offered a lady a piece of gum (at the bar).

No...really...it works 90% of the time.

[digibluez]

hi,matt

[Tokillacrackhead]

The dumbest thing I've ever done was try hugging the guy and asking him out at the same time near a hill. He lost his balance and we went down and I broke my ankle. Memories huh? :/

[NyashaMe]

Oh, god... That's a good story, tho!

[singhfj]

I just recently took a flight to Sacramento from LA ... th flight is like 1hr15mins .. i travel a lot to Sac from LA .. this who set beside was so cute i couldnt stop smiling or staring at him ... but the moment he settled in and started talking then i smelled the beer on him my smile went right out the window and my eyes back tomy book .. Then he started talking to me non stop till we got to Sacramento .. Only thing i regret here is ever smiling at him ... but i always smile no matter what

[tyler4182]

ROFL!

[Twilight9721]

TRESSLA heheh

[MestizoFilipino]

"So every night as we'd sleep face to face we'd - *chuckles*"

I hope that portion was made up. lol

[GlamRockRuth]

you want a sandwich? xD

[Dahlia22273]

Dumbest thing? Kept watching your videos waiting for you to notice me!!! You are mighty cute!

[lazylank]

I noticed you.

[Dahlia22273]

Thanks, appreciate it. LOL!

[MoeMoeGel]

omg the dumbest thing i did was 4 a guy i liked. i remeber that he luvvd snowboarding so i agreed 2 try n have him teach me how 2 snowboard. so we went 2 the place n he gave me a few tips on a tiny little lump on the ground. n then he took me 2 the HUGE mountain thing n i dont kno wat he was thinking taking me up that HUGE mountain. as dumb with luv i was i went n i fell... a LOT!!!!! n i hurt my back in the end. all 4 a guy. (sigh) i will never b that stupid again!

[butterfly01230]

lmao so funny

[Ni83co]

the dumest thing is to look for it, it comes on your paht whit minor input, try to hard and it wil fal to ruin.

[MikeSmithIs007]

Did you ride Amtrak, Matt?

I did and got a compartment, it was tressla.

[socco15]

lol poor Matt

[bloodbath4467]

went to a christian dance club in a church T_T felt like such a dumbass christian women hate dark lil freakys like me

[falloutgirl423]

but it wasn't dumb. it works :D

[falloutgirl423]

wear lowcut shirts ;)

[NEJCNAB]

you wana sandwiche xD awesome... anyone know the song in starter

[gr8jox]

fort minor but i dont remember which song it was, . ,

[jhbullsfan1]

its "believe me"

[angryanna22]

When i was still young, about 17/18, but graduated from high school, i used to go back to my old highschool and sit in classes to try and meet people. (pro) Besides pep n cheese was so good.

[pivart]

Poll Thingy: pretended i was about to jump 40 feet off a building. I tried to pic up some girls that way.

[carlogonewild]

got damn the age of the girl was 72? .. haha

[TheGooberment]

the most stupid thing i ever did was nothing, lol thats not even "doing something"

[carlosilm]

hhahahahaha u funni dude

[JohnBlack666id]

dumbest thing? jumped by 5 guys. Almost got beaten up that day

[Atlas2344]

u didnt get jumped if u didnt get ur ass kicked dude

[hume12345]

great clip as always. I use to act a role in order to find love. the problem was i use to act it so often that it fell apart at the seams. funnily it's once i dropped the act things started looking up.

[frozenchipmunk4]

I do not have a story about finding love but I DID take the train from NY to Texas. About 3 days long. Who KNEW u should travel North then West to Chicago BEFORE you traveled South to Texas!

Either way, it was an odd experience, great scenery and thanks to a guy who got off somewhere in the south, whenever I forget something I say, "I'd lose mah butt if it didn' hang on real tight!"

Love your vids keep them coming!

[casey963]

Bleh, I can top that.

Last summer of 08, I was taking a bus back home from OK to NC. My brother reassured me that bus rides are not bad at all and you can meet pretty awesome people.

Person 1: An old-ish lady, very nice. She was a heavy christian and told me about herself. She never stopped talking.

Person 2: Three words to describe this guy: Heavy, sick, asthma.

Person 3: Cool dude, played music for a living, did a few tunes.

Never taking a bus again.

[Lilycus]

i hope you kno its Bologna XD funny vid-eh-o tho.

[Gain1212]

"By that time I had been reduced to this crusty weirdo who reeked of Baloney" is one of the funniest sentences i've heard in a while after "someone got caught dead down that road" but that wasn't in that video

[debussyman88]

wow that s funny. You and happy slip always crack me up!!

[happycola66]

yo whats the song at the beginiing

[Zycedo]

Look in his profile page description

[dannyboyinxs]

LOL! @ 1:42... with a name like loretta, it's pretty much obvious what shade of white she is

[destroyedjeans]

lol. pretty awesome. favorite video btw.

[sketchyillusions]

That laugh was the best part of this video!

[Liru0101]

No need to take the train, just come to Europe ! :)

[SN00PY42]

dumbest thing ive ever done while searching for love is started :P u cant find love, it can only find u

[kikikyami]

do all american boys think europian girls are hot?XD

LIE for LOVE, is the dumbest thing you can do.

EVER