19 Pick-up lines that WORK!!

[vcihiethea]

LESBIAN !!!!

[1337Vxh4x0rxV1337]

You remind me of my big toe, i love you and never want to lose you, but im going to bang you on every piece of furniture i have.

[liljordy4]

ewww someone farted!!!!!!! Let's get outta here lmao

[anthonyaa86]

haha u so cute

[sanramondrift]

excuse me you know how much a polar bear weighs? enough to break the ice, wasssuuppp gurrl?

[xXMikotoNakadaiXx]

Damn, this girl is cute.

[mhaicaify]

that was real good...

[mcdonaldsman7]

wow that was really cheesy lolz

[Sifersurfer]

lmfao nice xd! epic! :-)

[CihanEroglu]

do you smell that girl?

yeah i farted :)

[jonjon535353]

@CihanEroglu Lol Pee-Dee Flo reference.

[prettygirlrockie43]

OMFG LOLZ!!!!!!

[TrueKyuubi2]

I like turtles.

[silentkayak]

Girl, I'll make love to you so hard your next door neighbor will want a smoke after we're done. That is if you're of age, of course.

[stopbotting]

ching chang chong? no?, cuz I ching chang chong u!

[gman15271]

hey you a lybraryian awe too bad i was gonna check you out

[Hairmetaller86]

Hey how you doing? Wanna suck my cock?

[c2daj2dat]

DAMN GIRL,YOU ARE SOOOO FINE I WANNA POUR MILK ON YOU AND MAKE YOU A PART OF MY COMPLETE BREAKFAST!! ......NOOCH!!

[99jeon]

LOL

[darknessdani666]

uforgot one.

Did you fart? Cuz yØu blow me awayy

;]

[Gpotatohed15]

Lol that was cute haha.

[TurtleTurtlePerson]

FUNNY AS HELL! hey let's go back to my place and help me find my dragon balls!!!!

[Y3LLOWTHINGS]

If god gave me 3 wishes

i ll give him back two

because my only wish

is to be with you(cougth)

just kiding dont take it personal

[omarw007]

i think that using these line wil get you slapped

[maceo92798]

they only work on asian girls

[HandreyAlex]

@maceo92798 errr actually it's not wise to use it on them...

[kawaiixhime]

Hahah love it XD

[ronaldo97212]

hey sit one my lap n let talk about that frist thing that pop up bich u fine as fk :P

[KristianPaca]

is it just me or YOU ARE JUST DAAAAAAAAAAYM BORED :)) LOL HAHAHA

[IloveSPIDERZ]

haha "Your jamican me CRAZY!!" haha <3 this girl!!!!

[ChasesReality]

nice end there lol

[DaTruth00001]

lool wata creep

[TheLo119]

I am officially paranoid.

[JasonmcCater]

AWSOME!! YOUR FREAKING AWSOME

[AL213436]

lol

[JuanitoFRascon]

that was very verry disturbing you neeed help my doctor is loyde vigil from espanola n.m.

but that was funny none the least and a bit okward at the same time

[leejianhao]

SICK! 

[TONYZ1LLA]

0:55 LMAO!!!

[smyrf11]

LMAO XD the last one

[bluejeanhunk]

What is the pick up line to get your number ^ ^ MicKeii <3

[kookiemon3ter123]

i swear that is a girl

[drackegan]

What the hell am I doing here?

[limjiu]

haha so cute.

[yukoko94]

Your body's just like McDonalds, I'm lovin' it!

[TheDestruct0r]

If I told you that you had a hot body would you hold it against me?

[TheDestruct0r]

Was your dad a terrorist, cause you da bomb,

[TerrapinLover1999]

are you retarded cause your special.

[fuckliao]

You look so slutty you make my cock hard. I wanna stick it in your lil cunt

[LuniI]

LOL! omg u r too cute xD

[dramatickhaos]

594 people tried these

[IloveSPIDERZ]

@dramatickhaos Aww comeone! I was gonna say that! haha

[dramatickhaos]

@IloveSPIDERZ  lmao, yep beat ya to it :)

[dramatickhaos]

how in the hell did i get here?'

[reaywells1400]

what the fuck was that

[wenjtwl]

Holy, she's gorgeous!

[TheDKbabii]

are you jamaican 'cause you ja-makin me crazeeeeeh

[Xxsum1]

do u work at subway ???? no why ???? cuz ur giveing me a foot long

[crayonprince]

hahahahahahahhahahahaha, respect. *knuckles* and i'm a guy. hahahahahha.

[TheSicKNightmare]

cute

[peruvianjapkenji95]

No i dont want to taste your milky way .p XD

[porcupineblues]

lol the last one

[sanlin1989]

hahahaha.... Very Cute Asian with Black Accent :PPP

[GTEEDO64]

girl is that a mirror in your pants because im sure i can see my self in them

[xxMinseok]

I'm from TN, I must be a ten.

[xboredBITCH]

Spotting Miyavi xD

[MCCDirtyDan]

20.bitch you so fine i wanna rip your weave out.

[TezyTezyTez]

@MCCDirtyDan yo i jus came here from watchin dat shit too lmao

[TrickFantasy]

I spy a Miyavi poster~

[jpthegrappler]

this chick is hilarious lol

[roger19573]

anyone that doesn't think this is funny got shot down with one of those lines lmfao

[roger19573]

lmfao too funny

[xquickstrykex]

Why do Asian girls or Hmong girls specifically only date Asian guys? And why do Asian guys only drive Asian made vehicles? I am not being racist I think the habits I just asked in my questions are a little racist.

[suhongy]

@xquickstrykex They don't, they don't and they're not. It's usually not about race. It's has more to do with demographics, culture and comfort rather than white, black or yellow. If you don't share the same thought process you will unlikely be a compatible pair. If they are indeed racist, you should be walking away anyways. Don't get involved with crazy-it never ends well.

[suhongy]

@xquickstrykex AND just for the sake of it, I'm Hmong and shall give you some quick stats to give you a different point of view. 2 first girl cousins dating white guys, 3 first girls cousins MARRIED to white guys, 1 cousin dated white guy for years, sister dated white guy for years, many Hmong/Asian friends dating white/black guys (i don't care to count), cousin has kids with a mexican, girlfriend's mom is married to white guy, girlfriends cousin is married to white guy

[suhongy]

@xquickstrykex and the list goes on and on and on. So I would have to say, just in my little circle alone, more than HALF of the girls date, have dated or are married to non-asians. Compare the ration of Asian girls- Asian guys / Asian girls- non-Asian guys with say Whites-whites/whites-non-white­s and blacks-blacks/ black-non-blacks and let me know if you still think asian girls only date asian guys. The answer you'll find is the exact opposite.

[xquickstrykex]

@suhongy Well thank you for that info as it is good to know, my Hmong friend from elementary school recently had a kid with a Mexican girl but other than that, around my city, all I see are Hmong girls with Hmong guys and I guess you could say the same with Black people too but not as much, oh also Punjabi people usually stick together which I find annoying because I find Punjabi girls quite attractive...anyway, I digress.

[MegaMichiee]

HAHAHHA LOVED IT .....SUBSCRIBED :D

[xMaDLaDx95]

last one was funny

[VireLXII]

I bet she gets good grades.... I might if I wasn't watching all these youtube vids...

[B0ngggggggggg]

Hahaha cute.

[AmmshaabammWaazamm]

Hhahahahaha ohhh you're funny girl!!!:)

[Kittie0Meow]

Love your poster XD

[9721697216]

i broke my tooth..

[SomniumCorvus]

You are hilarious! And cute

[izaiah2161]

i used this and i got slapped :(

[basejumperful]

lol

[Dubs427]

hey Mickei do you work at subway? cause you just gave me a footlong

[Lolcat235]

i laghed so hard my balls almost fell off

[blindedbro]

kill yourself

[YsoSerious77]

"If I flip a coin what are the chances of me getting head" is the best pick-up line ever

[lionhart3001]

these lines took a couple of decades to reach japan....

[MrArty303]

@lionhart3001 lol :)))))

[knOck0u7]

daaamn she opened her eyes really big when she said HUUUUUUGE O-O

[WaltenFlores]

"If I were an enzyme, I'd be helicase cuz I would unzip those genes." hahaha very witty

[leonamilcaravila]

Great video, okay now let's relax at my place. ; )

[SuperAlecv]

Yay matrix

[KACSUPERSHOW]

I like the last one the best

[cnmckissick]

Lesbian? Bi? I dnt think ur straight honey hahaha.nice job tho ;)

[25RICK7]

lols this is funny :D

[StrawberryOrgasms]

I use all of these everyday. I'm rolling in cock. Guys are so easy :p

[Kafay2612]

Funny xD

[930rage]

i liked the last one. LOOOOLL. I'm not feel in myself today. can i feel you (squeeze, squeeze)

[TheEvangrinder]

shes adorable and anyone of those lines would work on me

[letsride84]

Lol I laughed at the Matrix one XD

[choontat]

number 19 is the best!

[Amodo808]

LOL what kinda Asian are you !? and the ending O.O lol cute tho

[geetphuck]

I'm not feering myself today, can I feer you??

OH HARRO!!!!!!!!!!

[Nabeel784]

@geetphuck love this one man

[musicmakespeace]

"what does darth vader eat? ... he eat honey stars!!"

use this line towards girls.....it can work

[JaroneMcCorkle]

My eyes seem small, but my deeeeeek is HUGE. ... LMAO

[stev666FTW]

Black Asian (blasian) it'll catch on

[DriftinE46]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck had a 5% success rate

[Nemcoification]

Hahaha, cute.

[12Bravo93]

fuck the pick up lines, you DTF?

[TrainerGreenSir]

xD this is so cute.

[Masterkohatu]

The best pick up line i have used and if used at the right time has never failed me...:))

I'd so like to kiss you but my dentist said I wasn't allowed anything sweet...:))

[reyface09]

im in love

[shawtyloh]

im actually half jamaican and this is what girls used on me no kidding

[CouldsSkyHigh]

Yeah you somehow possess hot as if it was tangible but you're stupid and I get thumbs up. Also I hate the way you're acting all black as if I'm implying that black people are supposedly like this. Don't get the reference? Go search some more, not that far really.

[yumiko0017]

rofl great lines too funny.

[MyKuroo]

The 2nd one hahahaha. I just wish i knew it before i got my gf xD

[Tobiastv2]

My pickup line:

Did you just fart? Cos you blow me away!"

-Works everytime

[SadeqAmeenAbed]

hahhahahahaah I'm in love 

[ansesh]

1:09 miyavii!!!!!! <3

[Techan411]

Lol ur funny and surprisingly cute

[CaptainCheeseE]

Oh good God, I laughed my ass off. Honestly, if a girl came up to me and used some stupid pick up line, I would probably go out with her since she'd have to be pretty awesome to actually do that.

[KiAce2]

@CaptainCheeseE I swear, who wouldn't go out with someone that said something as dorky as these

[TheEnneagram]

3600 like this video ... 'nuff said.

[thegorn]

Asians pretending to be black. Kill me now.

[Mardrommen]

You're awesome.

[MariaSolgaard]

haha!!

[MorenoJackSkeleton]

Lol

[FutureFameMusic]

just whip it out..woman love it when you do that

[DarthBobify]

Here is the best pickup line that will work.

I have a gun and I am holding your loved ones as hostages

[Matyi1987]

cuz you're the only ten I see

[iSmile24]

i like the last one...hahaha xD

[thefartinator1]

my llove for you is like diahrea i cant hold it in hahahhaha

[xsk8er539]

she's sooo damn creepy lol. but her cuteness compensates for it

[BasicPsychology101]

Hey babe, did you know the human body is 60% water.... I was just wondering if you were thirsty.

[dakotamatthews123456]

Screw me if I'm wrong, but have me met before?

[analyticannoyance]

WOW! THE TITLE WAS RIGHT, THEY REALLY DID WORK!!!

[frechanko]

omg so funny lol good work

[ekeenfour]

Press 3 for vampire

[XxnEr0xXxMaNexX]

haha that was cheesey :D

[chinadude123]

For someone who loves to do this stuff in public, this video is win :D

[ShadowGunner82]

"I'm a man of few words, let's fuck." Works like a charm.

[TheCape]

How many of these were attempted on you in a bar?

[meezezki11z]

best pickup line at a drinking party "wanna get a pizza and fuck?" works 9/10 times

[127ksa]

so the hangover tells the truth all girls from bancock hv dicks XD

[dk8004]

lol she's fucking hilarious

[M4LoganA1]

your hot but stupid.

[lonemoon007]

such an aggressive girl! I like =]

[grigsdomain]

Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you cause baby you're the Sh*t

[Warp2567]

lol girl you're so funny, and cute :)

[siege909]

press 2 every one second for her masterbating her huge dick

[siege909]

she has a huge dick?...............im scared

[itzkolpi]

LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 1:15

[schoolgyrlgleeker]

"I'm not feelin myself today.....can I feel you!' ~creepy hand movements~ lol

[BlackBladeSamurai]

haha I wanna meet this girl XD shes hilarious!

[tonyg11223]

Wow that was the cutest thing ever. Especially that face she made at the end. XD

[LovesToSpooge77]

haha you do them so well I love it ^^

[assasin0804]

i swear to god i know a chick that looks just like you O.o

[StrawB3rryz]

your face is all up in the camera...creepy.

[zacharyneal1]

i love you



[Sunny4434]

hey the dragon ball one works no joke

[10SoRandominute]

@MicKell your eyes are like Mcdonald's

[smoshwannabe95]

lol

[DUSTINFOGARTY]

i put the S.T.D. in STUD and all i need is U.

[huntersteel306]

Hey my name is Doug, That's god spelled backwards with U in me.

[trybenga]

@huntersteel306 ugay bro?

[DeviousHands]

They say supernovas are the hottest things out there. Guess scientists haven't met you.. @best pickup line.

[CHILLOUTBRAHH]

She should get back in the kitchen

[yeahbuddylikedat]

Lol at the end I thought she was done with the way she said I'm not feeling myself today but she went can I feel you lol I was ballin