penis de tartaruga

[blkxwht]

i'm in that part of youtube again,,,

[kimdavinci]

NO THAT IS NOT IT. THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY.

[zudoan]

hummmmm im confuse and didnt know if that was a flower or a penis

[Crazy4life24]

Wat... The... Fucking fuck.... Excuse me while I go burn.my eyes out of my fucking head!!!

[iam19ish]

That's enough internet for me today...



[ThePinkspray]

I wish my penis did that.

[SandraMyDear]

what in the actual fuck.

[MARKLStudios]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT??????????

[thestruggleification]

Did I seriously click on this video just to see a turtle dick? What is wrong with me?

[marchingbandninja]

@thestruggleification It's ok, I did too. 

[MsHorseLungs]

Why is squirtle's tail upside down?

Also surf doesn't work on little puddles, silly squirtle.

[filthpanda]

lmao at the end, turtle's head be liek "YEAH IT'S MA DICK, WHAT, WHAT, WHAT, DO SOMETHIN'!"

[TheNinjaNanner]

Uhhh...

[feryerhalth]

if that fluid is what i think it is...we may have created the world's first porn star tortoise

[Ratonga]

You will never look at squirtle the same way again.

[lopezchiquita66]

no mames que es esto da asco

[kitauri]

I am....a little disturbed right about now...

[RoderickMartins]

fiquei excitado.

é normal?

[IsabellaMafa]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lowisao]

QUICK  THROW A POKEBAL!!!!

[Z3uS2]

What the fuck!

[MayoZambadaify]

Hahaha its a nigger turtle cause he has a purple penis

[AmesterW]

He looks like a Tortoise not a turtle.

[LadyOfDaGame]

WOW

[MegaSpych]

Maior Que o meu

[TheMilemt]

meu deuuuuuuuuuus do céu

[warriorsrock123]

wtf.....where did that thing come from i mean...... how does such a tiny turtle like...... ugh i hate it when my friends send me videos -__-

[QueenLioness84]

at 0:14 seconds I immediately thought, "Aaagh! It's aliiiive!!"

[endlsswing]

is...is he standing in a puddle of his own cum...

[LinaresMartin]

no mames!! tiene una cobra ahi abajo!!!

[jeanvaladares]

alien...

[PinkFloydrulez]

what the... how.. what... fuck

[PetraStoker]

Give me my 42 seconds back

[erko0123]

wtf am i watching on youtube...

[Razb3rry]

I don't want to live anymore

[bekah78006]

he is waving hello to everyone...

[xyntota]

floater from Fallout 2?

[devastateurface]

I like how the turtle is all, "Yeah... sup? sup?"

[CommenterGuy20]

haha his head shaking at the end

[Cannedhuman]

Where the hell do they keep that thing!

[wasabidesignband]

first thought: WOAH CRAP!

second: I want that proportions too :D

[Ishaatonyou]

If you look at it just right, it looks like a cobra.

[el3dlu]

Ok how do they insert it?

[MrJONisNOhome]

It looks like a pussy and a dick in 1...

[TheSickdrift]

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[p00rguy]

wtf!! is that a dick or a pussy

[Trinitysx]

it's beautiful

[DjScrape20]

I think I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

[Perminator]

It looks like a boss from something like a Zelda game.

[Ese1Pac]

@Perminator i thought the exact same thing o_o

[1995josi1995]

@Perminator or Silent Hill.. :/

[HerrKrask]

That is how a Venusaur's penis would look like.

[ryeokitty]

ಠ_ಠ

[SYNC4ex]

I hate my life

[GodRMK]

ahhhhh skeeet skeeet

[davmth1]

Where does it even go?!

[rocelioo]

isso parece mais com uma chochota de q um pinto

[cincin75ytb]

Wow, Alien! 

[ComeonToshie]

NeAT!!!

[helterskelter68]

Impressive, impressive, impressive!!!!!

Stallion-like flare!!!

[redetrigan]

This reminds me of a scene from "The Thing."

[pikachu2511]

o_o thats sexy

[Marzziooo]

Isso é uma proshaska e não um pinto de tartaruga!

[smartestmanonnet]

Fuck. Now I'm horny.

[blobvision]

it' s the thing

[rubbing2001]

was that his cum all over the floor, he humped it till he came, hot, I've cum humping the floor.

[glebeson]

creeedo!

[armyluv90]

Looks like we all were looking up the same thing (turtle penis), now I am off to look up turtle vagina.

[Spartilianz]

gah!!! sweet merciful mary!!!! shit how does that even works!!

[bluearmyccfc]

Aw fucking sick! Its juicing around like fuck!

[DannyB0y867]

that is not a turtle penis that's a turtle vagina!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VaelVictus]

WE ARE THE DARKNESS

[MoIcAnUhHH]

parece uma naja

[dmun112]

what the fuuuuck!!!

[pararelepipidosin]

Os políticos precisam ser fudidos por um desses

[DdraigGoch1966]

fuck me, its Predator!!!

[andrerutter77]

Ki penis oque e um aspirador auhsuahsuah

[helterskelter68]

This is the kind of thing

Barbara Schäferdiek would like to touch and suck!!

[Allmynamestaken]

ET PHONE HOME

[propyropower]

WTF O>>>o

[lemonrind]

I am terrified and aroused.

[jubloko]

shuahsuahsua...ta mais pra buceta !!!

[le3verita]

wat one  fuk alien

[jaywalker512]

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?! AHHHHHH

[lonekamo]

....unexpected... but cool..

[JunoMacLeod]

An Alien!

[Louszem]

no que nojooooo!! no final a tartaruga ta doidona!!!!

shAUShasuHSUshuSHush

[Noyru]

OLOOOOL i just searched for 'turtle penis' and i was NOT disappointed. 5/5

[Porkoogrilo]

que nojo mano ¬¬

[TheAbcd1234mk]

O_O scary! (something u wud not want to touch!) :S

[MegaLol555]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!!!!!!! AND IT CAME FROM A FUCKING TAIL!!!!! x3 SCARY ITS A FUCKING BLOOD SUCKER RUN!!!!!!!!!!!! x3

[Daniecapoeira]

ooh.. looks like one flower or something lol .. i dont know.. soo disgusting

[ALKOpadman]

what the fuck was that!

[Gyrode]

The funny part is how the penis retracts like an antenna into the butt part of the shell.

The turtle's twitching head is also funny, like he's trying to figure out what the big fuss!

[ComTruise]

OMG! This is the most scariest video I've seen in a long while!!!

[raiderxxxx13]

my tortoise did that yesterday and it freaked the fuck out of me!! OMG! i thought an alien was taking my arnie away!! i am still traumatized....shit!

[TheEyescaper]

God made some weird and interesting animals!

[GambitUltimate]

WTF????!

[Stefnilove11]

SO GROSS!!!! Looks like an ALIEN!!!

[AirmanCylon401]

So that's where they keep the entrance to hell!

[VamosAgitar]

é verdade, que nojo,nojento, nojento, nojento, nojento, nojento, nojento, nojento, nojento

[ruthlessx]

I have a feeling we're being invaded....

[relipik]

this is the first time ive seen a turtles penis lol looks like a flowr

[Lobbedobbe]

Oh my fucking god, what tha fuck was that fucking flower penis!

[AirmanCylon401]

It's a Penis Flytrap!

[Deseonfire]

Ahaha.

[h3odr]

nojento nojento nojento nojento nojento nojento

[pinkelucas]

~ tadinha da tartaruga que eli pega heeim.. :x

[lordredakk]

all theres left to do is run

[Pac51]

i like turtles

[fucksatanism]

How the fuck have I never seen a turtle penis before? I feel so sheltered.

[BrianShaneRushton]

Frankly I'm a little jealous.

[PabloStifmaister]

QUE coisa sinistra

[lordredakk]

MT SINISTRA VEI

[TrwyrDrych]

Scariest penis yet.  Speechless.

[victkut344]

OMG

[catfishking1996]

scary

[Mantronix915]

WTF