Ask A Ninja - 10.26.10

[BlakeDawnhunter]

i challenge this so called ninja to a battle in Florida because i will kick your butt do you accept? If not your a baby and not a ninja!!!!1

[rikaYutake]

do you know fruit ninja? :D

[BlakeDawnhunter]

@rikaYutake ha ha good one

[40kplaya1]

could you beat goku?

[BRAY145]

Will a ninja ever run for president of the United States of America?

[pycho15]

What does WIFI mean to a ninja

[Estarfigam]

Why do masked killers like you and Deadpool huge fans of Bea Arthur? Give me Pickles

[KCDCish]

I'm scared to go to sleep at night. Can you tell me a ninja bedtime story?

[wwefreak952]

What do you think of the WWE?-Logan

[blackrainuponus]

B in the d, very different from d in the b.

[shadowcharizard10]

7 people looked for the zipper

[FORGDEDELILT]

Are you related to Tobuscus at all ?????-Nick



[DarkBykerRebelMaster]

@FORGDEDELILT

motherfuckin' win

[TheBlackLotus18]

do ninjas pay taxes?-nicole

[greendayroks666]

At 1:27 . I thought you where WhiteBoy7thSt XDDD

[DjXiaHin]

Harp harp harp harpo xD

[GatameOne]

man ask a ninja has changed alot.......i dont think i like it anymore.

[leon102]

@GatameOne man ask a ninja has changed alot.......i think i like it more.

[GatameOne]

@leon102 i like the ask a ninja ninja,but idk it's....... missing something.

[linkbeast180]

can chuck norris kill a ninja?



[VicariousRider]

Ninjas know how to pay respect.

[swatb2]

How many shurikens can a ninja throw?

[Theile]

How old do Ninjas get

[erickgm15]

everyone needs to check out "Ask Gibby" on youtube, he is Hilarious!! and he talks about this guy on episode 6! Lol

[ZajiTheHawk]

Which ninja was the explosion behind the Atom Bomb? -Zaji

[ennoidyam]

Prostitutes add chili and cheese before performing oral sex... LMAO!!

[Fargosis16]

how is a ninja baby born?

[darthnova666]

Could you defeat a ninja Chuck Norris and Segata Sanshiro

[TheMattandChris]

what are the requirements of a ninja?

[Sabirius]

if ninjas are so fast/quick/stealthy, how come we can see you captured on video? -sabirius

[necroturky]

When did the war between Ninjas and evil clowns begin, and whats the death tally?

[bluefootedpig]

Do ninjas farts?

[aliceenraged]

What made you want to become a ninja?

[dawnfire216]

What kind of ninjas like to eat cheese?

[mewmewmech]

wtfftwbbqmechassalt? Is Chuck Norris a ninja? Oh, meat or cheese pizza, which is better

[BreikaavaPingviini]

Pepsi or coke?

[TaurisMemnon]

@BreikaavaPingviini Dragon fetus!

[GriffinBing]

Is the city Cleveland named after ninjas (cleaving someone's head open)?  Are there any cities named after a ninja or named by a ninja or named after something ninjas do?

[TaurisMemnon]

@GriffinBing Yes but all of the inhabitants and ayone who knew about it were tragically assassinated by Ninjas!

[missapriori]

Do ninjas play D&D?! And if so, what type of character would they level up?!

[holmessword65]

he is right.... we are fat..... bwahahahha

[yoblazes]

how has this guy managed to keep creating videos for over 4 years after his first 3 videos, it stoped being funny...

[Infernox1320]

How far did the farthest shuriken get thrown by a ninja of all time and your record?

-Other Peter

[TaurisMemnon]

@Infernox1320 Far enough to kill Justin Beiber. Next question!

[boothoot]

Ninja vs Chuck Norris, who would win?

[6868818]

How many ninja's does it take too screw of a Magon's (monkey dragon) head?

[TaurisMemnon]

@6868818 Two! Onbe to twist and one to dangle the banannas, thereby distracting the ill fated Magon.

[shortly1]

do ninjas have pets, such as turtles



[renkinjutsu01]

What's the difference between ninjas and antimatter?

[MadelineCurran10]

How do you kill a ninja?

Do ninjas hate pirates?

Do ninjas eat cheese?

[chaos0205]

@MadelineCurran10 for your first question, look up ask a ninja episode 16

[SullivanSmith]

If a ninja is leaving New York City traveling at 80 mph and another is leaving Los Angeles traveling at 95 mph, where will they eventually meet up and how many people would be killed before they do?

[Estarfigam]

@SullivanSmith St. Louis and twice the number of casualties of the Civil War

[proletarcccp]

do you watch south park ?

[UrbsDei21]

Is the ninja library really the quietest place on earth? Where is it?

[ninja1988able]

why do they mock my people!

[warriorsleftnut]

why do girls smell like fish?

[Sumikara]

Is there a cure for Bieber Fever?

[Bowserboy129]

Hay are ninja cats real because I saw my cat coming through the window dressed in black last night

[caspey23]

what is the capital of ninja?

[tobias21774]

@caspey23

"N"

[ShadowTheHedgehog157]

you're making the questions segment painfully shorter. :( but love it though.

[Sanderdark]

Are you my daddy?

[charger812]

Why ?

[braden66152]

Is it true that every time you kill a Twilight fan God gives an angel wings?

[kaboodlehopper]

if you could be any star trek character, who would you be?

[MadCanuk]

Do you has?

[SuperZubov]

I dressed up as a ninja this halloween, yet people kept thinking I was a muslim woman!! How do I solve this problem in future years!?

[MongoTheMonkFish]

Why are some ninja's green or yellow (amateurs I'm sure) does it work like karate belts? Black ninja's the best?

[flimsystick]

What is the oddest improvised weapon you have ever used?

[tobias21774]

@flimsystick

Maybe a Mongo Monk Fish. lol

[SpaceMagician]

This guy is still around?

[sqi8000]

@SpaceMagician Clearly :facepalm:

[mountaindewey301]

Do women ninjas become pregnant, or does the baby just appear somewhere in the house?

[ImperiousViking]

Is it true that ninjas are hung like horses?

[HollowHeadMask]

Was John Wayne a ninja?

[StrangeProductionss]

What is your favorite ninja weapon?

[777Slavks777]

Что за херня?!Ничего не понял!)))Чё он орёт?))

[themoonsmoon]

how do you do that ninja magic when you disappear and reappear somewhere else

[MasterInsnity]

Who do ninjas like better: Northerners or Southerners?

[RyoZBlade]

the 3 greatest ninjas int he WORLD........Chuck Norris, Santa Claus, & The Ninja

[GrayFox2k8]

why dont you wear gloves? you can leave figure prints!

[ResidentEvilLover]

could you defeat chuck norris with a blindfold on, both arms and legs tied and your paralyzed?

[frenchfrey65]

If your job is the Ask a Ninja, then are there other jobs for Ninjas besides killing?

[soitcometothis]

3 peple have died by ninjas

[Pixilizations]

Chuck norris vs a ninja

who would win?

[tannerguitars]

@Pixilizations don't be crazy.. a ninja of course. Chuck Norris can't beat a pirate so how can he beat a ninja.

[nuckles127]

omg is that a moose?

[JK182ify]

if a ninja was tied to another ninja , what would happen? - kade

[TaurisMemnon]

@JK182ify People would die at twice the speed. Next question!!

[iannai855]

Is chuck Norris a Ninja? -Ian

[MrShwah]

Why do ninjas and pirates hate eachother?

[kaboodlehopper]

what is a ninja's favorite boardgame( besides scrabble)

[TheHerbalHippie]

@kaboodlehopper got to be Stratego!

[atom1911]

why is the rum gone?

[Rosemary673]

how is being a ninja going for you

[greendayrox489]

How well do ninjas take rejection?

-Jen

[only4fuzzy1]

what do ninja's dress up as for halloween?

[stickyle]

do ninjas take bribes?

[SleepingShane]

What happened to the Theme Song?

[Giap3]

What's under the mask??

[jpjustpunk]

i love the fact that the people from jersey shore are actually from staten island. jersey for the win, guidos for the lose.

[SanityIsForTheWeak0]

If a ninja was fighting a kungfu dragon and Chuck Norris (with an M16 and nunchucks), is there a chance the ninja might get slightly hurt?

[Dark7th]

Which is generally more deadly to the living: a ghost ninja or a zombie ninja?

[TheAtilay]

u have a nice smile

[Omegajoe16]

how do ninjas fart?

[tannerguitars]

@Omegajoe16 a very important question... i'm guessing silent but deadly but idk... i would like him to answer this one

[seanthecunuckbastard]

How does a ninja kill the mood?

[seanthecunuckbastard]

How does a ninja kill time?



[LesIsMoreFilms]

what the fuck?! i didnt know bea arthur died!! what the efff! why did i not know this?!

[willooo09]

does a ninja only wear black? can you wear something like purple?

[darkgo373]

if steve drives a black beard tooth brush at the speed of purple why cant jeff believe its butter?

[tannerguitars]

@darkgo373 i got one... if a man in a half built a house in a half in a day in a half how many pancakes does it take to make a dog house

[darkgo373]

@tannerguitars well if the dogs fly into the #8 for a glass of fire i think they would think it was something they ate on the tv for christmas and then win a 90 pound hi five

[tannerguitars]

@darkgo373 indeed... indeed... how long would it take a one legged grasshopper to kick the seeds of a dill pickle... there are no bones in ice cream

[MRISAIAHPOWEll]

are ninjas and dragons close allies?

[pualeij]

are the greatest ninjas only from Japan? or is that just a cover so assassins don't attack the home of ninjas?

[NekoChanSenpai]

Do goth ninjas dress differently from regular ninjas?

[Fitzgery1]

the 2 people that disliked this are people that live in Chicago

[MattMuffins]

What kind of food do ninja eat, and why?

-Matt-

[AStewart611]

can you kill justin bieber?

[bazooka9119]

who would win in a fight bruce le or chuck norris

[willooo09]

@bazooka9119 the ninja

[100KillStreak]

Is it true if you combine Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee and Oprah together that would cause the end of the world?

[hitter0s]

Can Ninjas get Aids?

[wallpiece00]

why does lover hurt?!?!?!?!?!?!

Becca

[gibby1456]

How come you have yet to kill Steve Jobs...Ive had enough of the ipad

[narutofan305]

Can Ninjas beat Chuck Norris?

[kleptonica]

I SWEAR he sounds like Pickles the Drummer from Metalocalypse when he does the Chicago accent. >.>

[Starik20X6]

@kleptonica doodily doo, ding dong, doodily doodily doo.

I thought the same thing. XD

[Furrymammals]

Why are cockroaches the only things to survive nuclear bombs?

[TheOnlyHawkeye666]

Did ninjas create the "Shoop da Whoop" first or did 4chan beat you to the punch. If so what do you plane to do to take revenge on 4chan nad its countless army of anonymous b-tards??

[hannahvhannah]

Did you invent 'The Game'?

[Furrymammals]

@hannahvhannah God damn you...

[brittyvamelf]

@hannahvhannah

Can ninjas lose the game?

[hybridkilla08]

Can ninjas survive an atomic bomb?!

[45Rusek]

Stupid asshole

[darkharley]

what do you think of reggaeton?

[RememberInsanity]

Are there any ninja museums?

[mafiakruemel]

why is the sky blue?

[SewerShark]

If I'm here, and you are there...WHERE IS MY PIZZA?

[cardthrow18]

Are there any retired ninjas?

[SarcasmxAWayofLife]

What's with all the Omnis?

[DeathofToast]

Where the hell is Waldo?

[Truedaydread]

CAN THIS QUESTION BE ANSWERED WITH MERE WORDS????

[AStewart611]

Can you kill Justin Bieber? XD

[fenrirthemythicwolf]

I, on behalf of Chicago, declare war on you and the rest of the ninjas in one giant climatic showdown on Lake Michigan, what do you say to that?

[4a6ka]

Why do you answer questions ?

[MrZyorix]

have you ever been called to be on Jerry Springer?

[09widji90]

What are the secrets of being a ninja. I NEED THE ANSWER!!!!

[Samathor]

im in the US Air Force, soon i will be deployed to train other US troops, any tips to make us more ninja-like?

[hilic3]

What happens to a Ninja if he converts into a Pirate?

[kdude57]

If you are so good at killing, then why are there still gingers in this world???

[wererat2000]

is this knife in my chest yours?

[homersipderpig]

WATS A NINJAS FAV FOOD

[TheChibiSlayer]

Do ninjas get together to celebrate Thanksgiving?

[chukiteykz]

Do Ninjas Play PS3

[kazibouzot]

Seriously dude, boobs ?

[zat45]

Trick or treat?

[nazhar89]

Do You Use Bloods For Your Background There???

[morath98]

hey the one person who disliked is that girl with the ninja parts in her

[morath98]

lol i love big mac comercials

[BaronVonFail]

You should ask Matthew Ebel if you can use his ninja song for a new theme tune.

And by ask I mean sneak into his room at night and give him no other option to say yes.

[exactoman]

351 likes.

0 dislikes.

The way it should be.

[metalkev00]

Is Apple Pie really American? If so, why does Dutch Apple Pie taste so much better?

[archange156]

What do you think about the movie 'Ninja Assassin'?

[xxhadhoodxx]

@archange156 he already did that 1 look for it ^^

[firemonkey4me]

Are there Australian Ninja's?

[neoman121]

why is the answer to life 42? why not some other number?

[khujo78]

Harp...harp...harp...Harpo..LM­AO. Love it!!

[RainMoontide]

do ninja's have personal alone time with themselves to take care of personal business?