How Not To F@#K Up Valentine's Day

[Hproductions64]

I may be only 12 but I'd like to think of myself as a mature person, and frankly, thank you and F*%k you. Thank you for being considerate and telling guys how to not get in trouble. F*%k you because you are one of the people who take valentines day as a free present day. It is not just about the girl, and it wouldn't kill the women out there to get the guy a pack of gum or something. Don't get issed because you didn't get what you wanted and be tankful that the guy remembered V-day at all!

[Morine50]

your eyes *drool*

[chalespi]

i love ur tatoooooooo i found them sexy

[DonLandryii]

food, yummy!

[Renjifo1682]

ha..ha !!! hey is that you ?

Ive met the girl on the video

Here is her link that I've saved @ DateHerSafe[^]com/profile?=221­0

[meganbeex3]

your eyes are really blue

[EmmyGirlXOX]

yeah

[carolosorry]

hey nice vid lol

what is wrong with your middle finger when you are on the phone??

[Dedokai32]

This may seem like a right messed up question to ask, but are you related to Olga cause you look a lot like her lol (and i mean that in a good way haha)

[kailarulezzz]

HAHAHA i dont know how many times ive told him... i dont eat food thats still alive... LOL so funny!

[ANGELRAIN321]

U R SO FAMILIAR 2 ME ! who r u ?? ughh ! my head hurts just thinking ..

[ETBRAIN]

I just love your videos. you're so funny! "Are you jewish? You look jewish!" (from another vid) You must be jewish. Only a jewish girl would have wits behind those beautiful blue eyes! Congrats and thanks again 4 your stuff! ET.

[jjcheer95]

baha i remember this video! thi is how i found her, threw OlgaKay =D

[hockpooh777]

If you have true Love, then you Love every single day, and she knows it, because you show her. You don't need a mutated holiday that was based on a fairy tale about an English guy going back to Ireland after growing up there as a slave, and tweaking that as a day to spoil women. England has spread harm where ever it went. Their greed is why the middle east is so screwed up. I say let them fix it. By the way, you are a total babe, and deserve to be treated like a princess.

[childrenofmen1970]

so anyway i was wondering how you get your eyes so dam blue in certain scenes. its a cool effect if you are doing that. funny vid. you're funny. you should be on one of those sitcoms like scrubs, spin city or something. keep 'em coming, you're a natural dolling.

[tapiadrgn]

haha, this is a funny vid. who would have thought that this one lady would give advice about how not to f**k up valentines. I believe that several women would agree to your claims but I think that is unnecessary ~b/w valentines is overrated~

[safetosaydontquoteme]

how old is she?

[vw2225]

I like ..

[harvz66688]

hey here's an idea on how not to fuck up valentine's day... dont have one in the first place if you got a partner then you should treat everyday like its valentine's day!!! biatchs

[Sydney5369]

no offense girl, but, jazz3121 is right. it's not just about us girls, boys count to. and there are girls out there that fuck up valentine's day. it's not just the guys.

[minerva488]

Women like you give us all a bad name

I agree with jazz3121 - evolve!

[acidglow]

Nice boobs

[bordway]

hey, here's an ideal for YOU not to fuck up valentine's day next year... dont be so fucken egocentric. seriously, drop the "what's in it for me" atitude.. nobody likes that shit..

[jazz3121]

it's all about her MY ASS !!!

valentines day is a couples holiday, and women like you wonder way guy's are using you, tell women what they can do for there man

something more than letting him buy her gift's, women that share you selfish values are telling men the only good thing you have to offer are a pretty face being ready to get naked and spread, 'EVOLVE"!!!

[RAYED2008]

couldnt have said it better

Great comment hope she reads it

[ColossusofVita]

learn to spell

[bordway]

no. it's too difficult and im lazy.

[midij]

agreeg +1

[BlackKittyKat101]

ummm did you guys ever think that um

She Was Effin Jokin??!!!

[marsh1019]

ur tits are nice

[percytje666]

that was quite a mouthfull!

I guess you're used to those kind of things!

haha

[ColossusofVita]

LMAO

[footinmouthindustrys]

hey xgobobeanx, your greenscreen is showing!

[kenpie101]

bum is sometimes used in the USA ^-^ and I bet shes flattered -...-"

[direwitch]

u fail

[EsbenQQQ]

+1...........

[percytje666]

lmao

[likkLP]

Check out FreakingProduction channel if u wanna laugh.

they are the BEST!

[onlyonsaturdays]

Why do people like you make stupid dumb videos like this

[nartin86]

I can give you a hamburger!

[TheJuiceShow]

Holy shit, she's ugly, nice titties only.

[ipwnm00bs]

i agree but nice dick sucking lips though! xD

[DUMBOOOO443355533]

WOW UR SCARY

[Simmm45]

How about this- instead of a being a selfish entitlement whore who thinks you deserve everything just because you were born a woman, why not show a little generosity to a man instead? Oh I'm sorry, because you've got tits you deserve everything right?

I feel sorry for the stupid idiot who caters to your selfish, greedy mentality!

[Zhernebog1111]

What the fuck?

[mrconckey]

did you get a boob job ether way u look better than ever

[kthekid]

lol i like how there's a Mcdonals AD right next to ur big face.

[jweinrub]

Cool video!

[lordmjh]

Very pretty face and an incredible chest .Show more of your tattoo.

[Joeistheking0]

Why do people act like such shit heads on youtube videos?

obviously your not like that in real life so stop being so fake.

[jonnyboy2444]

stfu

[filhodovento20]

WHITE POWER!!!

[Joeistheking0]

@jonnyboy2444 fucking runt of the litter.

[rvercks99]

why the fuck did you bleep the word FUCK ?

[haloflames]

she's part of the youtube partner program. see the ads to the top right of her videos? Yeah, those are making her money every time one of her viewers clicks them. Look at other peoples channels and you will notice the ads won't be there anymore. Anyway, if a youtube partner produces a video that has excessive vulgar or explicit language, she will be removed from the partner program, and she will no long be able to make lots of money from youtube. Hope that explains why she didn't say the word.

[DUMBOOOO443355533]

SHES NEVER BLINKING!!

[SlySi21]

Rulz on Valentines day.

1) Do something romantic, like go out or get each other a really big card.

2) Never order for your partner.....ever. Let them decide.

3) Flowers go a loooooonnnggg way, as do chocolates :) unless your partner is male then a watch or similar gift, chocolate still goes a loooonnnnggg way :)

4) Always make an effort, even if you don't go out do something special at home together.

[isolatedTube]

What is that behind you?

[hsdscsds]

omg when you were the guy ordering for the girl, hahahahaha that was very hilarious. It sounded like "she'll have the houve si quail havochuchachu." rofl!

[small1sh]

Happy belated Valentine's Day. I love your low-cut tops!

[manuchamp99]

Valentine's Day is retarded.

[bphoru]

hope you had a good Valentine's

[Podcasting101]

GREAT advise Jill, dead food and filled with fat LOL

belated Valentines day

Paul

[darkwestern]

This is fucking retarded. Not advice for real humans.

[jonnyboy2444]

damn girl can i fuck those tittys

[fiveinchman]

same here baby

[jonnyboy2444]

wait in line I saw her first

[Ioufell83]

crap... why did I didnt saw this video before yesterday...

[BmxerProductions]

wow ur boobs are huge

[SlackityJones]

Stop making cooking videos.

[iseeyalive]

lmao cool

[kaileybrei]

actually I'm pretty sure it's the 14th for everyone else, but good try. :)

[fabiolus2007]

I think I F%$# up I went ice fishing that day.

[personman74]

0:03 to 0:04

[Blacky2000x]

wow , you´re a bitch :/

[jjkiller82]

agreed I skipped valentines day its the 16th for me when its the 15th for everyone else lol

[HelloCatkin]

This is the best one :D f@#king awesome.

[hockpooh777]

Cool, all your girlfriends are good friends of mine too.

[hockpooh777]

I thought Valentines day was when an English Slave returned to bring Ireland under the British Empire clocked as Christianity.

How did it mutant into just another day to pander to woman.

If your honey is a fine good woman, you don't need a reason or special day to treat her right. Only the gold digger females need to force pandering days so they can pretend like they deserve to be treated well.

You are a fine babe, so no worries for you. I'm sure a REAL guy would treat you very well everyday.

[betocoyote16]

how bad have your guys' valentine been to make a help video? for everyone not to f@#k up as they did to you four? or just as good samaritans

[BigSteveTN]

You know being a guy V-Day is a hard day for us . The ladies always want what they cant have , but there are always some simple things you can do!! Check out "Something Special" on my channel for an idea or two!!

[kthbrown]

Just wanted to Say How much I love you and your vids Woman, So Happy Valentine!

Ken Brown

[saturateu]

i thot it was all about boobs!

[hostageinchains]

LOL

this is not choclate...what the f*ck is this

[somefucktupshit]

this chicks cleavage is absolutely amazing =D

[GuruMN]

Wow, glad that every woman I've dated on valentines day weren't shallow enough to make a big deal out of one day expecting cards/flowers/chocolate/jewelr­y, etc. Made chocolate cake last year on valentines day at my place, enjoyed by both parties. ...then again I don't date women with mothers who would hold serious grudges over the pointless-attempt-to-create-gu­ilt-in-men holiday, or at least I only made that mistake once, good thing that wasn't around valentines day.

[xdarkwing104x]

Because if you *horn sound* Valintines day... no steak and BJ day for you!!!

[paindrain]

Well, Atleast I can't fuck up Valentine's Day, If it's all about the food, I'm the chef! No need to go out! And isn't that more romantic anyway!?

Now I need a how-to on how to get into and not to screw up relationships, more on the linguistic side than the obvious practical side.

[oscarcabello]

nice rack

[SidneyXda]

Im online , hiding in the basement lol , i think i can hide from my beloved girlfriend all day in the freezing basement ...NOT! i cant escape the wrath though lol

[sejocabron]

i like ur advices but i prefer ur boobs!!!

[best8ever]

nice hooters the noise that is

[physiology2007]

dick in the box is enough for v day

[yeppinmywhiteT]

hahaha saturday night live style

[yeppinmywhiteT]

wrong wrong the most important thing about valentines day is fucking skip the dinner and romantic shit just get down to business and fuck valentines day dont fuck up valetines day fuck it right in the ass

[SidneyXda]

hahahahhahaha! oh man that had me in stitches LOL

[KamikazeeKennedy]

haha.. I like the censor for fuck... hahaha. :]

[bunnspecial]

You are funny and have beautiful eyes like spricket24. Also nice boobs.

[hill16lala]

valentines day is just for chicks

fella's have to suffer through it

damn commercialism

[tomnothingmoreorless]

A-fucking-men.

Valentines is the annoy prick that you girl likes.

[joebrueske]

That's right. My parents are so romantic (ugh!) all the time that come V-Day it's just another day. lol But that's a good thing.

[janciepants]

You did such a good job on this video! I can't remember if i said that before....(glass of wine interfering!) :) xoxo

[CplNavrasMEC]

Ive been alone on valentines day for 18 years. The only thing that was good about Feb 14th was it was my dogs B-day, but shes dead now so the whole fucking day SUCKS...

[ozziebob]

Nice work Jilly Bean

[Spoinkerz69]

hahaha,

these are awesome.

Well done (:

[imanstevebaby]

...it would figure that you'd dream this conspiracy up...

...i take it that dessert is chocolate covered testicles

...with a cocksicle and strawberries... me?...divorced...3 bitches with fur plus a new female stray english bulldog approx. 2 yrs...they don't care if i order "iams"

...don't shave or change t-shirts...nice to see your buddies made it to a half-way house...xoxoxo...steve...

[Dstructor]

WHAT IS IT with your & spricket24's boobs ??!!!....not that i'm complaining lol

It was funny as hell too LOL

[WafflesMcShatner]

Uniboobs.

[xgobobeanx]

lies!

[projectblogsphere]

LOL! That's a great tip. Guys often try to be manly and order for the lady, but ends up ordering the wrong thing. I mean, who doesn't like food that's still alive? It's Sushi, dammit! :-)

P.S. Who's this Tony character? Sounds like a real winner.

[xgobobeanx]

tony is SUCH a winner ;)

[MoongrassNoel]

hahaha thanks gobo were the hell was your vid last year eh!!! lol happy validay bytheway

[xgobobeanx]

last years video is still up- its called how to get laid on valentines day :)

[petercoffin]

Well, if V-Day is all about you guys, we need a day. Like "Steak Day" or something.

[CommentorX]

Petercoffin, March 14 is accepted as Steak and a BJ Day. Unlike Valentine's Day, there's no worry, no need for a night out, no need to stress out over whether you've given her the right gift or not. Guys tell you exactly what we want in the name of the holiday. Steak ... and a blow job. Simple.

Why women have to make things so damn difficult is beyond me.

[eismann95]

Fantastic...I so needed this guide as I'm used to f@#king up Valentine's Day! Thanks so much, Jill!!!

[FrillSeekerDiary]

Love the hearts background! Yum!

[tommylane]

Have you had a bad Valentine's Day experience, Jill?

[xgobobeanx]

no, i haven't :) have you??

[tommylane]

Actually, none that I recall. ;)

[xSamanthaNicole]

i have to comment again! I laugh soooo incredibly hard when you pronounce the crazy food. omg too funny!!!

xoxo!

[Nj17]

Valentines Day will go well...I'm not that bad

[xFrankie92]

i like the tony part.. Jills calling tony out lol jk great video so were Karen, Olgas, an Deena's

[supergetz]

LOL I don't eat food that's still alive! LOL Congrats on the feature and the series you ladies did was amazing!

[perfectlittlelife]

Of course you would talk about food. I should have guessed. This was great Jill. :) And that was so cool that you threw that pause in at the end. I didn't know you could do that.

[MoveOvaCasanova]

No you didn't say "valentines is all about her" well if it is not about "US" then she can celebrate by herself and be perfectly satisfied haha!

[ZMoulton]

I'll do my bast :P

[valentinesfestival]

Dont f@k up valentines ...enjoy the visual pleasures of valentines here

[Gunnye77]

Will you be my Valentine???

[itsazy]

who orders for someone else??

dumb

[mikma]

Roses are red violets blue I get mean when I dont see xgobobeanx.....MIKMA WAS HERE

[ThoughtScientist]

redheads are hot

but blondes have more fun

brunettes do it better

WHEN MIKMA IS DRUNK

[JDI180]

Who the hell orders for someone else anyways?

Chocolate kisses, babe!

[JoeFielding72]

I loved your video. I would like to wish you a very happy Valentines Day. I am sending you Big hugs and tons of heart shaped kisses for your cheeks.Have a great night and I hope you have the best Friday ever. God bless you and your family.

[JoeFielding72]

Ya the idea of ordering for a lady that you are enjoying her company and are looking to fall deep into love with. How could you order for her. That would be like the choice of death. Unless you know she likes the hot wings extra hot with a beer.lol Right! Best to let her order and pay with out making a face like what the. I seen guys say. Man she ate like a hog it cost me mega cash. lol Not Good! Just give her chocolates some roses and some good food and tell her she looks beautiful. Sweet.

[Aceswolf]

Thanks for the tips :) LOL

[SolOtis]

I don't like these series... you all are putting so much damn pressure now... i'm going to eff it up i just know it. I fail

[TransformersMatrix]

LOL! Totally Agree Jill! The Girl Deserves a Super Sweet Desert!

You Will LOVE My Valentines Video I'm Doing that Featuring You!

[xgobobeanx]

thank you! xoxo

[gameboyredpee]

if i end up fcking, does that mean i fcked up valentines day?

[Vivi1790]

LOL! great advice, i hope the guys watching this listen :P ^_^

[conanobrienismyhero]

Here's some more advice for all the guys out there on Valentine's Day: don't buy her a lame bear hugging a heart or some equally lame stuffed animal. She'll say she loves it but really all it shows is that you either

a) Didn't care enough to actually put any real thought into her gift and

b) That you forgot to get her a present until the last minute so you picked up the first red or pinkish hued object that you saw when running into Walmart 5 minutes before you were supposed to meet her.

[LouisR79]

You really do have good advice, but it too late for me I am a lost cause.......... :-D

[1happiness]

Food...but thanks anyways.

[nico3641]

Question #1: how come only guys can F@#K up Valentines?

Question #2: why is Valentine's only HER holiday?

Questions #3: what day is considered only HIS holiday?

[crapcuddlecakes]

Funny, I had those exact same questions, lol.

[alexw351]

lol nico "your" holiday are only hmmm fathers day holiday :P

[1TINBEATER]

I LIKE BOOBIES!!!

[JEFFYjackass]

i wish i had a girl that would give me a try for me not to mess it up i'd make it like it's her bday or somin seriously i love making the girl smile and eyes glow

[unibomber111]

I'm gonna fuck up valentines but make up for it every other day of the year. wouldnt that be better.

[Nyhee7]

Cool ideas. Thanks for the tips.

I subscribed to you. I did it because I love the other girls, and if they like you, and collab with you, then I know you have skills. And I did find your video really funny.

Have a cool day.

[iffymjankowski]

tooo late i alredy hav

[DoubleODude]

Your ads are covering the goods. I hate those ads. 5 stars and a sub because your so sweet.

[MAFZ1200]

valentine zombies they are pink eheheheheheheheheh happy valentine

[firebat128]

do you actually have a valentine this year?

[JasonMelancon]

I've never understood ordering FOR a lady. To me, that goes way beyond holding open a door, into pure sexism land.

[andhisband]

Great idea and nicely executed. I give you all a 20!

[booya62056]

great video Jill and you look really nice! I like your backgrounds! Hope you have a great Valentines Day!

[studentdotcom]

Great vid.

[jdjdbig]

Jill has some advice on dating and food

If the meal's still alive, it will ruin the mood

And chocolate for dessert, you must include

So don't fuck it up or you won't get screwed

[andreous7]

Has Spricket sent you my present yet??

You look great in pink :-D

[mcgaugh57]

I know it was not a video contest, If it were you win.

[masterofdefense]

The real issue is how to have great Valentine days year after year. You have to do better each year in order to not f$&k up. lol

[IzNGra]

nice boobs.. wanna hang out?

[robtran]

All these videos are quite good, but I think there should be a series done by males, from their perspective. St. Valentine's Day is for COUPLES, not just women.

Thought I'd toss that out there.

[davedued]

I like the F@#K sound effect. I want to get a ring tone version of that for my mobile.