Andy Milonakis' "Cookies" starring Jason Mewes

[dannyarganda]

he should have put the cookies in a free base pipe and blasted off

[xxToxic101xx]

Thats so badass!! Jason Mewes is a bamf!

[Funbobby92]

'For the biiible.. fuck you.. telmhmhmhmhmhm'. Brilliant

[1Q6V]

When he eat the cookie he turns into a griffin and flys off to eat larry

[NSLGentertainment]

type nslg on youtube u gonna love it

[TreR90]

I think i'm higher than i thought i was.

[Zifferox]

it should have ended in a cum shot.

[99rangeson]

this shit is so dumb but a funny dumb. watch it high and lmao! thumbs up if your high!

[shakeswayer]

:he picks up the cookie, takes a bite, decides it tastes like shit, throws the cookie threw a passing motorists passenger side window hitting the driver IN DA FACE and causing him to run over a hipster or two he calmly walks up to the mangled mess picks up what used to be an attached foot and answers the phone,.......end

[KillerSaiyan]

Andy Milonakis is the worst thing to happen to youtube. Only reason I watched this was cause of Jason.

[pumba4one]

What the fuck is the internet!

[meganAnn4201]

sittin in front of a synogauge singin jesus loves you

[David19J91]

damn that guy is one hell of a cook

[ValeriesGal]

Ok, I'm slow as hell. I didn't even add up that they were dropping him ingredients to make cookies until he opened the eggs. lol!

[ginnysays1]

the laughing was fake and ruined the end. But what you could do is have the cookies appear, he begins to eat them, and someone sits next to him and acts as looney as he does. ehh.. maybe, but the laughing sucked.

[BIGdaddyREMI]

a donkey climbs out of jason's ass , rapes the on lookers and then eats the cookies, de finale

[Penguinsfan2244]

Watch my Andy Milonakis Spin off!! Ian Milonkis!

[MasterHitsFromDaBong]

I love his laugh! xD

[blazeanotherbowl]

eats the cookie and then someone gives him a glass of milk.

[GabiKiedis69]

I loved!!!! James is hilarious

[braapbraapgangster]

jason mewes stands up goes and gets kein smith and makes another clerks film and then another dogma and maybe a new one :D BBBBOOOONNNGGGG

[phantomlord91]

CanIgetyourshirt! xD

[JettBlackheart83]

jason winks....you here a car skid out of control....then it says cuts to black and says"dont text and drive"

[tntproductions2010]

another person brings him some money and he says a little late for that now but jesus loves you even if your the late one to the "party"

[CHRISLOGAN2010]

is that jay?

[phantomlord91]

@CHRISLOGAN2010 The one and only! (His real name is Jason Mewes)

[calebbuddy]

sick tatoo

[Whomey]

I can't believe Jason agreed to this.

[Topdogchampion]

@Whomey it's Jay man, i love his humor xD

[will23ian]

jesus love u !!!

fuck u

kk'

[jsapprockstar725]

thank you sir jesus loves you... this i know for the bible fuck you tells me soo

[victormelodefreitas]

WTF?!

[getnmybelee]

that was fuckin retarded

[will23ian]

mt tri é show

[skateordieguy1]

weird ...

[simpson424]

andy kills him duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Inga2222]

he is dead.

[blacksabbathgnr098]

A better ending would be a time machine that took me back 4:15 so i wouldn't have to see this garbage.

[Bojanglezc]

fuck now I really want some hot chocolate chip cookies

[SCUBONZIES]

jump on him and squeeze

[haproductions01]

i have a better ending: right before he takes a bite of the cookie, kevin smith walks up dressed as silent bob with a boombox, presses play and mewes throws the cookie down, says "oh!" and does the goodbye horses dance.

[unbreakablebabe]

have jesus eat the cookies!!

[SamanthaSnapple]

i find this vid pretty amusing haha jesus love you!nahh fuck you lmfao i love that partttt!

[hargin07]

yeahh i got one eat the cookie then everyine laughs then it goes all silent then andy goes imm gonna go now take a shit :)

[ElectroEagle]

hahaha hes dead!!!!! lol

[IceBerg82378]

jason mewes is god

[hardelaphant]

his head should explode at the end XD

[OrlockBJ]

he takes a bite and turns into a cookie and the cookies turn into jason

[m0nac0]

he can die and fall to the other side :D

[scribbletits]

just before mewes takes a bite of the cookies his cellphone rings...

"Hello?"he says.

"GIMME BACK MY SON!!!"screams mel gibson.

fin

[mikemetzgore]

wow wow wow.... Jason "fucking" Mewes is in this, show some respect !!

[Nosdormu]

Nothing Andy Milonakis has ever done was funny. He gets publicity for looking some fat retarded kid. There's nothing funny about that at all...

[NerdstatuZ]

@Nosdormu i doubt he cares as long as he has money hes fine.

[heyufool1]

this andy shit hole isn't funny at all

[damianson]

mews deserves much better than this crap movie

[pelletgun12]

Better end Get some one to take a shit right on his cookies

[phantomlord91]

Better end! his hair starts growing and Silent Bob walks in and end with a kick as mothermotherfuckfuck cookie rap!

[derBUmann]

ur a true fan just like me

[phantomlord91]

Ofcourse! Can't resist the mac daddies of New Jersey man!

[mikemetzgore]

thats the Ticket !!

[phantomlord91]

Hell yeah

[Gunnedslingers1]

@phantomlord91 haha fuck ya

[phantomlord91]

@Gunnedslingers1 Jay is the fuckin MAD NOTE!!

[fazzlekrap]

A better ending? Bon Jovi walks up and Jason Mewes sucks his dick.

[qayssx]

1:31 Funny

[3577]

woulda been better if he asid they were to hot.

[Werdna3791]

jason should punt andy milonakis's gay short ass into a sewer drain so he can take a swim in the filth he's made of, now that would be an academy award winning ending.

[typikal76]

at the end a homeless dude should walk up kick him in face and say this my spot bitch thanks for the cookies ill be sure to give one to your mom tonight !!!!!!

[nickmario88]

wow typikal that would so not be funny at all

[Capz541]

@nickmario88 Wow! Typical that a YouTube commenter wouldn't be able to spell "typical".

[nickmario88]

@Capz541 well exscuse me for spelling one word wrong

[Capz541]

@nickmario88 Don't worry I'll "excuse" you...

[carmenespelandful]

it was funny!!! :D awsome movie :D

[andyscar1]

Andy your show is NOT funny i dont know why you bother doing it has not that much viewers

[javichuli]

aaahahahahaaaaahahahaha HE'S DEAD!

[ilikerazzles]

after hes done making the cookies he should of stood up n peed on them n then walk away

[Skatingisgood]

@ilikerazzles Dude, that's the best idea I've ever heard.

[Funkadelic1717]

i love andy but who the fuck is that other guy?

[jamesGMHC]

you don't know fucking jay and silent bob? the fucking mac daddies of jersey?

[negativeindustrial]

He's trollin

[VJoe10Waffle]

@jamesGMHC Oh, I've read on the Internet that you's guys are a couple of little fuckholes!

[berry321654]

@VJoe10Waffle you just depressed you have no love life and your fat

[VJoe10Waffle]

@berry321654 Cool Story Bro!

[southpaw913]

@jamesGMHC and she said says ohh i heard on the internet that you 2 are a couple of jerkoffs. then she goes and sucks 2 other guys dicks. well fuck that shit!!

[TheHighLife412]

@jamesGMHC ohhh shit fuck fuck mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck noise noise noise smoking weeed smokin weed doin coc drinkin beers drinkin beers beers beers lol. old times. you ever have your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat lol

[jomommasmelz]

not that funny shane dawson is better

[moekanz]

jasons a dick for cuttin his hair wat a bolox

[Aarkangell0]

The main actor is always saying " Jesus loves you" as a response to others generosity to him. Let Jesus come down and give him the cookie.

[Mueck007]

that was so bad

[Dojour]

wtf why is jay doin this and where the fuck is silent bill aka silent bob

[FendRhodes]

So when is the ending coming?

[tyler24ist]

God should strike him down and take his cookies and then Say No Jeus hates you you fucking piece of shit.

[MultiFrank777]

k try this for an ending... u kno the bit where it transforms into cookies.. after that he looks up & smiles. looks back down & its still just shit all over the pavement. he scooping the shit in2 his mouth when a 10 yo kid walks past eating a cookie... beats the fuck out of the kid & steals his cookie leaving him lying face down in a pool of blood & cookie shit. walks off down the road singing jesus loves u this i kno.... fin.

[Arrivald]

Lol, the ending made it.

[ag0318]

andy isnt trying anymore

[telespence]

lol, and "I got peas on my head/But don't call me a peehead" was totally giving it 110%

[valkoineneekeri]

annyoing?

[siggster03]

LMAO!

"...FOR THE BIBLE..fuckyou..."

[Carebear1323]

Tells me so....XD

[MrRick406]

I think for another ending after he eats the cookies Kevin Smith should walk by and pour a gallon of milk on his head haha hell yeah!!!

[rduckie12]

mewes looks good with short hair. never eat off the road kids.

[grobinson23]

Send Mewes to acting class. I don't believe him.

[PurpleGrapeJuice]

:S this is the first time i've seen jason mewes with short hair, he dosn't look right without bob

[binocular]

Here's one

jason mutates into an alien as kids laughing (becuase they are aliens themselves) continue to laugh

[MaK9123]

he should get magic powers off them and then eat your face lol that is a better ending

[amandaaownsx]

lol

[tqsuited]

lol @ alternate ending

good work

[furnitureskate]

JAY!!! and lestor the molestor

[KyleAF]

andy milonakis is a shitty director lol

[ivenstorm]

pretty much a shitty everything. I mean I understand the guy has a rare condition where he cant really age(kinda similar to gary coleman though colemans moreso a short man than not able to age)

but the first time i saw his show was the last time i saw his show. after 2 minutes of watching trying to figure out what i was watching i gave up on it. he should do what coleman did and retire from acting, and do something less idiotic

[zben504]

If u didn't like his show, why watch this video?

[ivenstorm]

jason mewes, not andy milonakis

[PUSH050RaLo]

assterd

[SupaSxiScribble]

i love jason mewes hes sooo hott.!!! xx

[wweGta4Lisha]

I love Mewes =D <3

[ULTRASID]

what about this one: final escene andy milonaky gets raped by a donkey with a serious case of a new aids and only can be save by another violation from a stick with normal aids

[umaga789]

that sounds sick

[TheRSWatch]

4 mins of my life I will never get back.

[Revan540]

as if it was so important to begin with...

[matthewFP22]

after he eaats it, they should show him shitting himself cause andy gave him laxative not choclate chips!

[HaShomeret]

you know, this just goes to show that Mewes is at his best hanging out outside of buildings. fun video.

[DrVJJ]

a faggot sits with him and they make fruty pebles ..lol

make me famous kid .!

[714arewenotmen]

eats cookies and nods out like a junkie hahahahahahahahaha!

[Antihero090482]

After he eats the cookie he should turn into a demon, bathed in snakes which have come out of his tattoos

[linnynic993]

after he eats it he should become insanely rich and never live on the streets and get to eat alll the chocolate chip cookies in the world.

[hammbone123]

nvm cookies

[hammbone123]

lol cake!

[qayssx]

1:25 So funny:Jesus Loves you....Fuck you**

[Natedawg422]

J sells some of the cookies to andy then buys a new shirt, goes to a poppin club while eating the last cookie and showing off his new shirt that he bought with cookie money.

[Pukiipukiis22]

better ending the hobo chokes on the nickle

[360341]

he dies of lung cancer. smoking causes cancer kids

[bckicksbutt]

fucker

[kimballcrips]

mj comes and rapes andy.............

[RanaRano]

Why doesn't the cookie guy sell em, make lots of money and does something or other.

That, or I really thought he'd end up giving/selling/whatever the cookies to the people that gave him the stuff.

[markonovo]

Andy Gets shot by some angry motherfucker with a rifle. but for real sir.

[MrsMegatron66]

aww ill just go take him home then fropping shit off for him =]

[dogdewdogschool]

Enjoy Ed! Fear Zero Kootenay BC rocks!

[unclemercy]

he gives milonokis the half half whole. how is mewes doing please?

[Xxciro96xX]

i know he eat the cookies and then he shit's it out !! :P

[jedirifleman]

he then wakes up in bed with 2 bags of eaten cookies beside him and says "damn, granny was right. I gotta stop eating right before bed".

[jedirifleman]

Alternate ending; he yells at some homeless friends across the street to come eat some cookies with him...he breaks the cookies in half as he passes them out and the cookies never end as he feeds hundreds with just the 4 cookies...

[MrWeener]

this was horrible. just horrible. there is no point at all.

[vikk666]

...Andy Milo-whogivesafuck is not funny.

[kbrod666]

Two words:  CLOWN SHOES!

[admirilawesome1]

i nominate it for an acadmey award

[JulianneXcoree]

i love jason mewes :]

[pokerskillXtroar]

he only way you could like this comedy is if you're a big Andy Milonakis fan and you think everything he does is funny. Bad, lame "comedy". Seriously, random kids would make a sketch like this.

[fadingwithgrace123]

how about andy stops making these bullshit videos and just does rap dises on a webcam

[5lug]

For the ending you should have some run/walk/bike by with a gallon of, and pour it all over him hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa.

[varietyshowsingapore]

umm lol?

[nezynelli]

i love jason mewes..

[punkxrockerx95]

silent bob comes out and tell him some advice while andy walks by rapping in the distance

[bizzare10]

wow first ending sucked

[compaqcock]

he gets up and says suck a dick to another hobo.

[BluntsAndBodybags]

Make Jason Mewes and Andy Milonakis rap at the end.

[0purple0oranges0]

jason mewes so cute...i lov his sholder tattoos there pretty sick

[hannahshaye]

haha id take jason mewes home wih me too.

and the alternate ending was hott.

ha

[sweargod3]

mewz 4 life

[skalaa9]

fuckin funny

[TreeHuggingPenguin]

Does this make anyone sad to think about since during his life in the past he has actually begged around for money and been on drugs and probably acted like this? I know it makes me sad, but I also know now he's been sober for multiple years. I'm also proud of him.

<3

[leafytreehouse]

ahhh jason mewes. if i saw him bumming around on the street, i'd take him home with me.

[1Jedthered]

a joint

[SnOwMaGgOt]

dont be a fag

[darkchimeraa]

isnt this guy jay from clerks? whered his hair go?

[TreeHuggingPenguin]

Lol. He cut it?

[mothafuckenfakes]

andymilonakis you fuckign fat shit make better videos fat ass son of a bitch

[realitygameshow]

He should shit his pants and spray them with shit.

[33Krush87]

jason should hop up and stab andy with a needle filled with heroin and watch him choke to death on his own vomit.

[Wyteass]

dam man, how bad can these guys be? thers like no limit for these guys

[KaljoMAsniot]

everybody who saw this are now more stupid!

[sasukefeak]

andy slaps him in the face and runs the lary comes and jason mewes beats him up and gives him the cookiies and lary eats them then dies

[seansotheman]

Silent Bob comes out with a pancake on his face and says, "nothing".

[AeroBeatlesDoorsLed]

Jason Mewes is fucking awesome

[jonnyveliky]

Snoochie-Boochies :]

[HYBRYD1991]

lol cool and Mewes tatoos are awesome

[cherrykisses25]

the cookies should be psychidelic and after he takes a bite jesus appears and they rock out while the the faces of andy and his crew dressed as disiples fade in and out.

[atbestvague]

My Ending: After he finishes "baking" the cookies, a man with a Christ-like beard walks by. Mewes leaps up following him, shoving the cookies in his hands repeating, "I love you Jesus! I love you!" The man continues walking, discards the cookies after a few yards and sighs, "It's everyday with this guy..."

[tcsealey19]

thats pretty funny man.. i like thatXD