Fable III 3 CHEATING WIFE!

[XxCoban123xX]

Well that is racist for one and second it is your daughter it's just another glitch fable has, they need to bring Fable 1 back just improve it.

[ashluver34]

i seeeee yooooou

[TheRaqzxx]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHH CRACK UP!!!!!!!!

[issa123123]

Lmfaoooo Same Thing Happened To Me, I Married Elise And Not Only Did She Give Me An STD But Our 2nd Son Was Black , Only Reason Why I Didn't Kill Her Was Because She Is A One Of A Kind Female And There Are No Others Like Her In The Game ( No Comments About Me Being Racist , Cause I'm Black)

[SabakuNoChad]

Funny, but all he did was adopt a black kid.

But, still. Funny vid.

[issa123123]

@SabakuNoChad No The same thing happened to me

[The09edwards]

I kept having this problem with all my characters, I was so annoyed I kept killing my wives (how I got the King Henry VIII achievment). I thought it was a miracle when my most recent daughter was the right colour.

[crapzors]

Lmao.

[LovelyLiesComfortMe]

haha, I'm still wondering how my child was black when I married Elliot. Didn't really do anything with anyone. xD I honestly think if you have a child in Brightwall, they are automatically random and could be black.

[MrDayton44]

I will never let people on my fable 3 place online ever again the fuking bastard went to my castle and murdered my wife and then ran away my poor child whitnessed this and became a orphan and doesn't even remember me as soon as i find that jack ass i will destroy his life and shatter everything he worked for !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[issa123123]

@MrDayton44 LOL TROLLED

[neuroinsite]

lol bye lmao you have a black kid

[shinyray01]

i'm still single in this game *forever alone

[satanssonkayvon666]

LOL!!!!!! thats what i want to do sometimes

[99shurikens]

your character must be micheal jackson

[chocoaddcition]

This happened to me in Fable II and III. In II I suspected Garth had been up to something, in III he must be back!

[Looneykid2011]

maury show(fable version) j2cool811 you r not the father "oooooooo" -he takes out sword and killed wife

[BlackTeddy1100]

this video is funny as fuck :)

[SmirfetteTK]

Mine came out black as well, don't understand how they come up with this shit. And I don't view him or anyone else that thinks there is something wrong with this as racist. It's just stupid that 2 white characters would have a black child.

[zeldalinkdeat]

u noob so wut if ur daughter is brown its a game!

[refik112]

ur daughter is a ghost ,, she walks trough the dog.

[Mafia0000100]

I saw ur face ahihihi

[matthewpugsley2]

I ROFL'D WHEN YOU SAID "You notice anything wrong" because the kids just running around in circles all innocently! HAHAA!

[fortunadodesperado]

This happened to me too. I think your child is always black no matter what. Maybe the king is white on the outside but hes African in the bones.

[ghost58md]

How do I go 2 the orphanage

[GameAmy]

@ghost58md Depends if you turned it into a Whorehouse.....like I did......

[evilassasin19]

i wanna divorce (gets wepon out)

[InfamousMedia]

goodbye lol 

[XIcebrandX]

lol you think you got it bad my wife was white and when i came home she was black DAMN YOU MIKE

[magmamork]

this happened to me and my buddy, we were playing co-op mode he was the father and i was the mother...and our kid got black and we laugh our asses off, still i wonder when the hell did my character sex with a black guy?!?!

[HenryFilms100]

well you could have just divorced her.

[Doom6ringer1337]

Me and my friend were playing Fable 3 and we got a black child too.We lol'd

[dramaqueendara]

LMFAO.. good job

[barrdack]

this is not as WTF as when you're playing as the princess :P

[XxRobJohnsonxX]

Why are there so many ignorant retards accusing the uploader of this video of being a racist?

[xMuserr]

That happened to me too -_- with Elise!!! Fuck me life

[jacksonmeyer321]

The child is only as black as your heart is.

[sabradiosquien]

@jacksonmeyer321  LOL

[j2cool911]

Dude!! How many times do i have to post im not racist!! And i aint american either! Im british! South yorkshire boyeeeee!!!

[12nightkid]

@j2cool911 hey that happened to me too today, i experienced it too i kiled my wife

[Denae2239]

Your not a rascist right? cuz then america is not supposed to have rascist

[xLeeMLx]

DUDE THAT HAPPEND TO ME! I WAS LIKE what the fuck!?.........

[Sagemaster00]

Lol what I do when this happens, I bring the bitch in my treasury and shoot her. 

[XRisenDeathX]

0:40 You can see the guy who made this video holding a camera

[LtLuckey]

Win.

[oJuicyFruit0]

marry the nobles it happens less often

[Zurkorva1Alexis]

''There are several documented cases of caucasian babies being born (and DNA proving the parentage on both sides) where the baby clearly looks African American...or vice versa. DNA testing and some solid genealogy research shows that as many as 10 generations have passed since there was a bi-racial union on either side of the family. So the genes stayed recessive an awfully long time before reappearing.'' -well said [GenevievesMom]

[MrJVasquez69]

lol shit happends i had a black daughter

[thebigkingKong1]

it happennd to me then she left

[fcmbeast]

that happened to me too.... Maybe it's the servants? cause i married one 2. ):

[P3891]

@fcmbeast I married Elliot and that happened to me

[TaylorSwiftFan190]

Does anyone realise the kid going around non stop??

[MrSuperseb12341]

hahahab that happened to me so i did the same

[tacosrule209]

what if your character is half black????

[TheInuyasha11]

ur a murderer she could have adopted it

ps. i have a girl and i have 3 wive no husband cuz i killed my only husband.

[Tristan173]

THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO!

[giorgioljh43]

You did the right thing like every fabler would

[BenjaminKaiin]

hahahahahha

[duncinator1997]

I loled all through that but mostly when he killed her "I'm not having that"

[toastandtoaster120]

that bitch got what she was askin for



[cripplehawk]

Only Maury Povich can prove that you are not the father. (about 99.5% of the time)

[Smitamas101]

not havin that THWACK! LMAO

[craftslord]

argh!!!! kill it!!! kill it!!!

[BlackTeddy1100]

Best Part (That is not my kid) !!

Thumbs up if you agree !

[AnonymousUnitedAsOne]

lool the colour of ur child is random... xD

[Kiddragoe]

Sounds like Rudy from Misfits..

[Luigi12500]

thats so racist but TRUE

[jordinkid123]

My daughter's blaaack

i love it how he says that (nh)

[tifftiff321661]

I adopted all the black kids from the orphanage to compensate for being a white character lol So fustrating I WANNA BE BLACK DAMNIT lol

[tifftiff321661]

OMG I LOLD SO HARD AT THIS!!! On the flipside though I wish I could play as a black woman on here. Tired of playing as the white lady

[manbirdthing]

samething happened to me

[XxXxlethalartXxXx]

Not 'avin that! lol

[kitsunehinata1]

...that is not my kid xD

[CognizantCheddar]

Just for the record, it's a glitch with the game. The skin texture is screwed up.

[CognizantCheddar]

@CognizantCheddar

This is well known on the internet, btw. 30 seconds with google was all you needed.

[chris2kai12]

dude the whole world now knows what you look like.I already knew though (I stare through your window and masturbate.)

[ZEROFENIX000]

at least your son is black

my wife had a hobbe child DX

[Dizzeist]

The way he says it makes me Laugh! :D

[firestonegraywolf]

shes walkin thru your dog

[TheSiren0011]

I vote for a stay of execution!

[MrReubenking]

lol

[seanyboyzzandkdog]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA lolz, " notice anything wrong,,, yeah, it fucking black, .... ( pause ))) thats not my kidd , not having that, (fucking cut) "

[kMC303]

"Not having that!" ROFL!

[EnVyKILL3IRz]

and then you remember you got your skin dyed white...:(

[x3RavingSimsGirlx3]

this isnt funny at all

[Nikolsat7]

@x3RavingSimsGirlx3 it's just a game.. chill out

[xVampiricDemon]

Chav?

[TheEnd0117]

Me daughter's black, that is not my kid! Lmao classic!

[lgells14]

i seeeeeeeeeeee you

[kish240000]

guess what i did when i found a child that wasn't mine in the game i went on a killing spree

all the poor people at that gas station didn't know what was comeing to them lol

[CognizantCheddar]

@kish240000

cool story bro

[mikey3565]

i like the way you just say shagging around lol so funny

[TheTrueGamble]

Elise cheated on me,,, now im depressed and suicidal.... 

[ShadowsOfLight526]

BUT ON FABLE 3 THE WHITE KIDS ARE ALL PALE AND ASK YOU FOR TEDDY'S AND FOR BLACK THEY DONT PLUS DER CUTER

[BIGmacwicheeze]

that was fucking hilarious. spot anything wrong here? my daughter is black!

[MrBuddyNelson]

that suck your kids still dont grow up and you cant be a single father from the story line it looks like the last hero was, you do live in a big ass castle. thats why this game suck

[123joshuac456]

gowannn ye mad thingg hahahahaha

[QWERTYOLOGABLE1]

Elise gave me a black girl so i farted in her face

[FFefnir]

So, that's how the little child who witnessed the murder of his mother carried out by his stepfather (LOL!) will become the main villain in Fable IV.

[budzz96]

same thing happened to me! i even had the same woman as my wife

[Daioblis]

Evil guy.

[Daioblis]

Evil guy.

[echo22124]

Fuckin funny how she went flying lmao

[anthillify]

you should of called the morry show and got a dna TEST lmao

[NucularRobit]

@anthillify

(dramatic pause)

You are NOT the father.

[anthillify]

@NucularRobit lol oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooo

[Reunakk]

Wheyyy! Mention of the word Black and people pull out the racist card... Twwwaaatttsss!

[redmoonrage]

That is what I will do if my husband cheats on me. So rational

[j2cool911]

@Lumppyyy DERRRRRRRRR chuffin hell!! Read the comment above i say im white!! Jesus!! Or buddah!!! Or allah!! Anyway, thanks for pointin out my own colour of skin from the reflection of myself in the tv, Sir Pointsouttheobviousalot!

[ShadowsOfLight526]

@j2cool911 DUDE SHE HAD A BLACK BABY HAPPENED TO ME IT JUST MEANS SOMEONE IN HERE FAMILY'S BLACK SO KILL THEM AM KEEP ON SHAGGING UR WIFE

[RuleGaming]

Fucking lord people. Just because his daughter is black doesn't mean he's racist. If his wife was black he wouldn't have a shit. It was that his wife cheated and had a black child. If the child was asian most of you would shut up.

[PsychoxLuv]

Ok i watched this video, but i was too damn distracted by your accent to pay attention to the fact you had a black daughter the first time. Love your accent.

[mitchellm196]

you know in real life thats rare.....but in fable its a 50-50 shot LOL

[9ultimatespartan]

im so sorry 4 your loss dude she deserved it

[bdynamyte]

dude. you married a black chick. had sex with here, then had your mixed child follow you to y0our second wife who is white, who you also have kids with. so that when you killed your wife. the white children got taken away. your black daughter still would have been there.

[videogamefan2000]

@bdynamyte or he adopted a black kid from the orphanage. :)

[000JoshuaMcClure000]

I did the exact same thing good sir. Except I let her see my angel wings before I cleaved her in half LOL

[metalictempest]

lol that's great

[silentfilmsmiles]

Lovely accent. x3

[TheJerry4318]

same thing with me



[MaxusHitler]

where did you get the armor?

[A7xB3ast160]

i had two black children im startin to think my character screwed ... Page

[MerchantOfMenace1]

I don't think the makers of this game knew what "genetics" were, because I ALWAYS have the same problem.

[meme9924]

ur mean stupid dumdum

[joshbolthouse]

haha...ha

[Lonnie23345]

Ok. I'm a black guy, not that it should matter, but i think it's weird that you'r kids don't look like you in fable. it's like they randomly make them. and you can't say it would be too hard on the hardware, since in fallout three your dad's looks depend on how you make your character. Seriously, it's like the kids a reverse albino or somethin.

[BmxStar55]

oh and what armor is that

[BmxStar55]

i was gonna say the thing thats wrong is that your daughter is runing right threw the dog......and the dogs taking it like a boss :P

[bonerears]

they need to make it so you can have a family in oblivion!!

[MrBeaver1997]

@bonerears you can in skyrim

[badfoody]

she's not cheating it's a glitch where even though your wife is white you'll get a black kid cause the skin color thing is random. On the other hand a black spouse could get you a white kid,

[mellowcloudhugger]

No its like that in the game trust me I had seven wives LOL and it comes out mixed it don't mean your wife or husband cheated it just how it is and maybe its because in the fable game the characters are always white until u mean with them so I guess they did this random mix skin color thing to maybe include different races in it? Well (if it was for that reason) LOL that's a fail not the idea but way it turned out!

[lokkii67]

happened to me to......... everyone whos fable wife cheats.... join me!!

[DragonBall466]

Pimp slap dat hoe

[unspokenrespect]

LOL I didn't think this game was this detailed.

[preliator96]

"She's black. Not my daughter. xD

Funny man.



[WrathOfLust]

LMAO DUDE....

[PointZeroTV]

i love how the dog doesnt even twitch

[illripyurrx3out]

LOL U DUmb ... but Racist ! u feel some Type of Way becouse she wasnt White Smh ..

[TheBlent1]

bluaaack

[j2cool911]

I notice from all the comments this happens alot! Dirty White Bitches!!! Hows that for racism?? Or is it ok to call her a white bitch coz im white like its ok for peeps to use the N word if there black, but mix em round its racist!! One rule one, another rule for the others? Errr no, Not havin that!!!

[AughustoCV]

@j2cool911 Actually it's not cheating. The game generates your child randomly, it happend with me female hero, she had a black child with a white husband, and I didn't make her sleep with any black man.

[j2cool911]

Errr jayvoneasterling!! I am not racist!! I dont recall any derogatory term towards black people that in any way demeans there colour, race or way of life and also did use any words that suggest that white people are better than blacks!! For all u know i could be black, if ya cant be constructive i suggest u go forth and multiply!!!

[Lumppyyy]

@j2cool911 your not black i could see you in the reflection of your tv screen

[DarkNessOfTray]

That happends to me

[maxph99]

i saw u in the tv screen XD

[PVTglenn]

0.12 and my ....... Lol

[pacomonkey007]

Dude, I hear ya on that. On Falbe 3, my char had a black kid too. I was like "Eitther, I'm an albino prince, or I'm killing yo cheating ass bietch!"

[jayvoneasterling]

u r hellllllllllllllllllllllllla raical u r a bitch

[limit360]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL that happened to me! me being mixed race (real life and game) and the wife being a fat white bird, i was confused why i had a black son loool

[SteezyGoodnessMmmm]

@limit360 You can be black in fable3?

[215vanessa]

LOL. If you don't think Jeremy Kyle was telling the truth, you could get Trisha instead :P

[TheMenithil]

why is this so funny? i was dyiin when you pointed out your daughter was black i love that

[TMANZ369]

XD LMFAO!

[SunflowerDiem13]

LMAO



[sailorsun16us]

omfg this was disturbing XD

[constanze206]

cavanfamily12345@ he met his wife in the bowerstone castle,she is a maid and you can only get to her or him in said castle if you are King or Queen.

[dontnukeme]

BEST WIFE KILL EVER

[cavanfamily12345]

where did u meet ur wife?

[cavanfamily12345]

HAHAHAHA OMG U JUST MADE MY DAAAAAYYYY!!!!!! LOL HAHAHAHA

[Stealthspy589]

I had the same damn thing happen to me!

[drigerGANG]

my kid was black too... but lucky for me so was my wife

[petaqita]

that happened to me to ! XD

[DarkChain10]

my wife elise btw the girl in the beggining she had a black baby but...i cant kil her even if i wanted to she's immortol..>.> and i have like 5 black ones..^^i had 7 wifes.:p just to get a weapon upgrade killed 5 of them for another one i know them upgrades are bitches

[XxToHellAndBackxX]

0:33 EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CoDMw2Media]

black black black o der

[j2cool911]

Thanks again for watching guys! Keep em coming and tell your friends! (can i also point out i am not a racist person i mean all of the comments and actual video as a joke (this was to prevent any "Racial attacks" on my own person) think Of my future children, would you want them to have a facially deformed father as a result of my own childish behaviour? Please dont hurt me..........

[j2cool911]

Enquires" and to ensure i was its "Biological father" so that there would no "Physical Violence" inflicted on the child, which is fair enough, as if a child of mine did immerge from the its mother a colour of skin that was not my own, several random acts of violence may be bestowed upon said cursed offspring

[j2cool911]

Thanks for the comments guys i appreciate it!! I did apply for an Appearence on Jeremy Kyle (british equivalent of Jerry Springer for you American viewers (Praise Obama n all that :) )) but i was written a very polite email From ITV kindly stating that they do not deal with and i quote "Virtual Realitied Domesticated Violence" and that my views were "Moderatly Racist" and that if i were to have any "Real" children of my own they should be taken from me upon arrival pending further "Race Related

[unspokenrespect]

@j2cool911 That would have been hilarious.

[ryanbray1000]

best vid ever made of this game! :D

[MeisterAldian]

THAT BITCH !!