I'm a Railroad

[MindOfGenius]

"'Jus got time fo' one more 'cus at 7 o'clock I've got an appointment-"

'Whee! Appointment?'

"Gotta jerk off."

'You're a murderer!'

"I'm proud."

'I'm an activist and-'

"Stay away or I'll push you over the edge."

...

"I need yer liver."

Wonderful. XD

[FoxWolf87]

Actually... this video has the most accurate Google Closed Captioning I've seen on any video. Which is also frightening...

[Muktiism]

This one makes my day!!! Thanks!!! * = )

[QuadropheniaBrosef]

oooobaby i'm crunchy with fudge for this

[EMCEENIGHTSHADE]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE SEEN IN A LOOOOOOONG TIME

[Ebrainiac1]

No way bad lip synch could top these magnificent bastards. "save a pretzel for the gas jets" my ass.

Save an apple juice for sulu!

[NSFlorida2]

1 2 3 4 Trumph Elf!

[saviorpants]

@NSFlorida2 trumpet elf

[NSFlorida2]

@saviorpants thanks I misspelled it

[Arthezius]

I want to see the same funny stuff against Obama

[TheRealTerranMarine]

1234 trumpet elf

[Theffane]

@TheRealTerranMarine haha that got me too

[livewire242]

Last night I had a mole removed and had it replaced with a wart.

[AudioAndroid]

Actually he makes more scene here then his real dialog.

[aricars6263]

the scary part is thats how he really sounded with his speeches.

[kakashi76767]

1:26 "Even if they don't have bombs, fuck um."

[xiaorishu]

LOL!!

[mastafaforga]

How about I go get undressed, Fuck, I could be a son of a bitch.

[frow9405]

You guys should do some Casey Anthony voice overs.

[gunfuego]

"Pr377y p13a53 i 4sk y0u s0m30n3 4 t3h b0mb?" lol!

[RammsteinMetal6]

@gunfuego Listen to 'smokin stix' by Coolio

[gunfuego]

@RammsteinMetal6 nah I don't touch sherm... but hydro I love....

[mkellers]

Fuckin' railroad choo choo!! xD

[InfamoussRawraa]

-What's with the apple juice?

--Everybody knows.. freaky bout apple juice

[omfgurefat977]

i cant tell, is this real or not?

[dobbsey8760]

This must be what its like for hearing-impaired people when they read lips.

"Sorry, did you just say, '1234 trumpet elf'?"

[trulez]

Fucking golden!

[geradical]

@dayjoborchestra Thanks for repleying to that dude. But its a waste of time to wake these people up to the realities of this world. So i just don't, the educated ones will research the infomation and put it together, the rest would just watch american idol or justine bieber or whatever.

Great stuff btw. Love it when you guise manage to sync actually songs with the dub. Amazing lol.

[geradical]

Obama one please. He is worst than bush.

[BossHossGT500]

@geradical You're joking. You're fucking joking.

[dayjoborchestra]

@BossHossGT500 sad...but true. At least Bush went through Congress (sort of) before going to war, and announced that he was an aggressive "War President"; Obama does it casually, like it's his right to bomb whomever the fuck he wants. Remember; these guys are different fingers of the same hand. It's just this time, we got one who can act.

[BossHossGT500]

@dayjoborchestra Aren't you Canadian? lol

[dayjoborchestra]

@BossHossGT500 meaning......what...only Americans get to research the facts?

[OlderG0ds]

@dayjoborchestra This is you talking right? Pure genius lol love all your vids. Easy to watch but to come up with this stuff in sync seems damn hard.

[CaleOwens]

@dayjoborchestra Not to mention Obama trying to make Americans believe that him saying "mission is a go." killed Bin Laden. I'm sure the CIA, Military Intelligence, Global SATCOM, and SEAL Team 6, along with the Spec Opp chopper pilots, and any others that I am forgetting, didn't have jack shit to do with it. Yet if you remember a year ago, Obama wanted to "negotiate"peace with Al-Queda, and Iran! At least Bush said "we're gonna kill terrorism" right before we launched this massive campaign!

[30Ciaran]

@CaleOwens

Ah the old 2 party argument that gives Americans the false sense of democracy. Bush's war was an excuse to get more money siphoned into old family friends bank accounts. NOTHING has been accomplished in the decade in Iraq. Saddam was killed yet the Saudis who have a far worse human rights history then Saddam could have ever dreamed about still behead and stone women for medieval accusations. But they sell oil. It's freedom to buy oil and freedom for nothing else.

[GoggleEyedOne]

oh man. it's like a babel fish that makes politicians tell the truth

[dayjoborchestra]

@GoggleEyedOne Douglas Adams rules.

[dragonman86]

@dayjoborchestra my face when my uncle's name is douglas adams, i always thought he wrote it.

[dayjoborchestra]

@excellinkus bite me thrice, hat-fag!

[jthennis]

Woo woo I'm a railroad.

[jthennis]

WHATS WITH THE APPLE JUICE!?!

[jrzfailsguitarhero]

woo woo imma railroad

[ZombieInLaw]

Zeppelin and Horshradish :D

[tymoe16]

1:33: "Iran's full of communists and terrorists, & they shouldn't have such good oil" lol

[GregorioXII]

Not too keen on the politics part, but the humour and silliness is as vibrant as ever.

[collectivelight]

More people need to hear these. They are so funny.

[AnglSummer4]

You guys need to do the Jersey Shore.

[malman1080]

"Do you like apples?"

"and pomegranate, fucken Zeppelin and horse radish, fucken sweet!"

[cliffburton333]

and he has wolf-like paws hahaha

[Elleminster]

1234 trumpet elf. I have something to page at work now lol

[mrbucketface]

I got my own shelf for grapefruits and orange groups.

[halfNERD17]

hey guys

if all bush wanted was to get iraq's oil for money

why would he spend a trillion dollars on the war?

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[gaurdienshadow]

What will my liver do for cramps...

[dayjoborchestra]

@excellinkus Sheen never hurt anyone but himself. There are bigger criminals! See above..

[alexmortland]

@dayjoborchestra He shot Kelly Preston, didn't he?

[Core1138]

What about building 7>? Indeed!

[AmiiMaj]

Don't fuckin' get off on my apples, buddy.

[AmiiMaj]

Everybody knows, I'm freaky about applejuice.

[Aestroth]

"What about fucking Building 7?"

"We have to watch our language, from now on."

Lmao.

[dolotsofacid]

LSD

[bmehilos]

I had a mole removed and had it replaced with a wart.

Holy shit, funniest shit i've ever heard.

[elliphor]

if i had 4 arms, my god i could build a house on a river.

[evilanakie]

@elliphor thats called minecraft LAWL

[ozzyFizzy]

Lol watched the dayjob orchestra fuck me.. haha that was funny.

[nevankeys01]

what about building 7 ahahahahahaha!!

[JusBLieve]

Let's Re-elec--. . . wait nevermind.

[forsakenneon23]

Go buy some trippers, woo woo I'm a railroad.

[cottonracing]

dont fuckin get off on my apple juice buddy! its my palmagranate shelf

[LmaoFactor172]

WHOOOOAAAAA Pfffft XD XD XD

[jerlani]

im so glad i base all my opinions on youtube comments.

[UpSky2]

The WTC collpsed along with the stock market in 2006 because of Mister Freeze and Aquaman. 'Nuff said.

[MzRevQ]

Last night I had a mole removed, and had it replaced with a wart...

<3

[tomasaur]

OMG. "He has wolflike paws..."

[melonkelly1]

this is so goood! haha minus the audio stops, but some ambiance in there!

[mikemcnellyf]

fuckin zeppelin and horseradish. Fuckin sweet.

[macarion]

ORANGE GROUPS

[2nasafakedit]

Why isnt he in the Texas electric chair?

[CHF2]

That was funny until you started with the 911 truther crap. Seriously, its fucking bullshit.

Has any truther actually gotten around to explaining why the conspirators would take down WTC7 anyway? Oh right, so the Jew landlord could cash in on the insurance, right?

Fuckwad

[LDYaceTURNER]

everybody knows....im freaky about applejuice..lmao

[LDYaceTURNER]

woo woo im a railroad...bhaahhaha this is thee funniest thing ive seen so far...showed my husband hes in the military and he showed all his friends...

and fuck did thy get a laugh outta this..

goodjob.

[Procket12]

Funny but what the hell is building 7?

[dayjoborchestra]

@Procket12 You haven't heard? It's fucked. I mean a building...a solid 47-storey building catches fire on one side on a couple of floors, then, suddenly, starting from the penthouse, it completely disintegrates into dust....STRAIGHT DOWN!! And this wasn't the first time that fire has made buildings spontaniously pulverize straight to the ground. It happened only twice before in history; maybe try & look up who owned those buildings

[surfingsuicune]

@dayjoborchestra LOL YOU'RE A TRUTHER? THERE GOES YOUR CREDIBILITY.

[dayjoborchestra]

@surfingsuicune Show me one poll we're truthers are the minority. You my friend have the credibility problem.

[Falconer13X]

@dayjoborchestra So, How many Civil Engineers do you Truthers have on staff? Demolitions experts?

[dayjoborchestra]

@Falconer13X How about 1,388 verified architectural and engineering professionals.

AE911Truth (dot) org

[CHF2]

@dayjoborchestra

AE911 - ZERO peer-reviewed papers and whole lot of mindless shit.

One of AE911s top engineers thinks the WTC was destroyed with nuclear weapons so please don't insult people by pretending its anything more than a collection of morons.

[InfernalApocalypse]

@dayjoborchestra

1388 including one Ms. Garrison from South Park, Colorado. AE911Truth is such a fucking scam. Please, just stick to the dubs. Christ.

[dayjoborchestra]

@dayjoborchestra

[WhatsReallyGoingOnUS]

@surfingsuicune The Credibility is in the Physics. An argument's credibility is built on its assumptions and its consistency, NOT its conclusions. The only assumptions used in analyzing the collapse of World Trade Center 7 are those of Newtonian mechanics and thermodynamics. Using these principles, it is clear that this steel-framed high-rise could not achieve free-fall acceleration into its own footprint without all 25 core and 58 perimeter columns failing IN UNISON. Impossible from fire alone

[WhatsReallyGoingOnUS]

@surfingsuicune Furthermore, as NIST claims, the collapse was due to "normal office fires." However, in such a scenario, an entire building would NOT fall at the rate of gravity, because the upper "collapsing" portion would be slowed down due to the upward force of the structure below (basic physics here... just add the forces).

Perhaps the collapse has something to do with the Active Thermitic Material Found in the WTC Dust, published in the peer-reviewed Bentham Open Chemical-Physics Journal

[dayjoborchestra]

@surfingsuicune .. Please explain. Are you for lying?

[DandyDubber]

@Procket12 ...hi dude...pls research building 7 and the whole 9/11 thing and pass on ur thoughts to others. "loose change" is a good vid to watch first. kind regards

[MetalSkull420]

"Go get some strippers, WOOO WOOO i'm a railroad" LMFAO!

[AssRapingHorseCock]

I don't get it. Sounds like every other Bush speech.

[eightiesrarities]

hahaha fuckin ace

[ThePosiKid]

jabooodydubs and DJO need to team up!

[bekkabrutal]

"I want your liver. It's okay, it's for Gramps."

I lost my shit. Lolololololol.

[TonyDucats]

fucking railroad chooo choo! my mother is rough

[Jettblackmatt]

last night i had a mole removed and replaced by a wart. : )

[MissZalternative]

Bush finally speaks the truth!

[izzysykopth]

Do you like apples? Yeah fkn Zeppelin and horseradich. LOL!!

[mathdude28]

he makes more sense in this vid than he ever did in real life

[misssserica]

"Don't f**king get off on my apples buddy....... It's my pomegranate shelf" hahahaha

[Cheeseitnow]

For once bush makes sens lol

[SlapPopStacy]

If Iran has no bombs, and they're just a bunch of communists, I mean it with wolf blitzer, and he has wolf-like paws.

[goddog0309027]

that can't be bush saying all that, he does not know that many long words

[Warfistprime]

.....SEVEN? xD

ahahaha

[AceFurbyBozz]

this video is fuckin genius :)

[MrRadmil]

1234 trumpet elf lol fucking awsome i love you guys

[flibberswooper0]

1, 2, 3, 4 trumpet elf... what?!

[spynee]

Absolute.

Genius.

[AeroheadLS]

Fuckin' railroad choo choo!

[DrJohnCockwalrus]

I wonder where I can get some of those fireproof boobies...

[pandarsson]

Thumbs up if you think... well, if you think I'm cool. Please, please, please think I'm cool? I'll give you my apple juice.

[xxGuitarGod77xx]

brilliant.

[welcherg]

Choo Choo!

[23cornchip]

this is the actual interview. djo didn't even need to do the dub thing!

[JMUDoc]

"It's like almost four thousand percent ham bone bowling shoes."

"I have my own shelf for grapefruits and ORANGE GROUPS."

WHAT?!? :D

[ITOADASO]

now i ask you please, SOMEONE FOR TO BOMB

hahahhahahahaa

[DjGeraldo0023]

0:49 I shit my pants

[LemonStamp]

I swear these synched up a lot better at 4:24 the other day...

[boffgirl]

apple juice ftfw!!!

[Footfetishperson]

"If I had four arms, I could build a house on a river!" LMAO or LMFAO

[Footfetishperson]

"They shouldn't have such good oil!" Me and my friend were laughing our fucking asses off!!! (LMAO)

[meemoxz]

1234 trumpet elf.

[DarkWhite25]

@meemoxz now i ask you, pretty please, someone for teh bomb?

[SomeApplesauce]

captions on this are absolutley hilarious

[AssassinxDog]

That fucking drum solo was sweet.

[pinkvines]

Fuck, I can be a son of a bitch...lol

[awsomegirl250]

7 o-clock appointmant" "gotta jerk off" "your a murderer" "im proud!"

[jaguar0405]

Oh sweet damn, these are all so funny, but this one in particular is awesome!

[BondoFox]

I don't see much of the truth part, but the silliness is definitely there.

[Theonlydump]

Everybody knows, I'm freaky about apple juice!

[ChuckyPabbyRogue]

"i injured a kid in the washroom this morning with a hamburger and my large fire hat" i lol'ed haha

[Bassistking]

Oh baby, I don't even know what the fuck's happening. Ohhh, fuckhead!

[elliphor]

apple juice down the road!

[melanyebaggins]

lmao

[axle518]

"we all just smoked a doobie" XD no wonder this is random XD

[gregtamnel0576]

Just one question: what is Building 7?

[awsomegirl250]

@gregtamnel0576 its another building that went down during 9/11

[JMUDoc]

"... and he has wolf-like paws."

This absolutely cut me in HALF!!!

[UpperPaleolithicMan]

" One two three four, trumpet elf!" rofl

[ArtemusCain666]

For some reason that "No shit?" kills me.

[SailingukNet]

Rail Road Chew Chew lol PMLS this vid is well funny dude. ;-)

[artvandelay13]

They're really fireproof, these boobies I happen to have...

[schutzenhaus]

At 7 o'clock I got an appointment. Gotta jerk off.

[chestypants78]

"Everybody knows, I'm freaky about apple juice". Haha

[chupathingy99]

This shit is fantastic

[ballsopt]

"SON?"

I lol'd

[DrRoy1]

What is with DJO's fascination with apple juice? I don't think it looks like any words that get said a lot, but apparently I'm wrong.

[Fragacide]

I hate bush with a passion... but this was retarded.

[slimHXCchance]

WHOO WHOO Im a railroad.

[mit858585]

THATS GEORGE FUCKING BUSH

[lifeformalien]

awesome, a video you can watch over and over :D

[MissPixiePaige87]

My mother is plenty rough

[KrunchyGoodness]

watching this with the closed captioning

[heresjohnny07]

Wow, George Bush has a fantastic singing voice.

[thelostandforgotten]

and he has wolf-like paws.

[barscotch]

who sang that "The Autumn Leaves" song?

[piraat6666]

Good stuff!

[badger861]

I want your liver.

LOL

[Shinigami1016]

last night i had a mole removed and i had it replaced with a wart

[light9477]

finally i here some from truth from this guy.

[MisterMavrick]

Fuckin railroad CHOO CHOO, my mother is plenty rough LMAO

[PulsarFusion]

Apple juice! Fire proof boobies at building 7, gotta jerk off.

[jesjes21]

last night i had a mole removed and replaced with a wart

[Fetchdafish]

DJO needs to stop making music and start making more of this.

[dayjoborchestra]

@Fetchdafish FAFB

[vespertinne]

Uhm, hey, I like their music... but yeah.

[dindinz666]

@dayjoborchestra what is it with apples and applejuice? i love every vid. made me cry

[Fetchdafish]

@dayjoborchestra

Holy crap, this got a response eight months ago? Must of spaced. After listening to Planetarium I'm not sure if I still agree with that old sentiment. Actually more of both would be nice.