I have a brain Tumor.mov

[korybing]

Holy shit, Jonathan! This is what I get for being really bad at keeping up on Facebook, holy hell. I'm glad it seems like you're doing okay, and I'm sorry for being out of touch for so long! I hope everything turns out okay! : )

[MrRamraider]

call it "slartybartfast" with a name like that wouldn't you want to disappear?

[LordPipweed]

what a shame you didnt fucking die you gay faggot,

[etemon4]

Jhonathan jr

[brotherdarek]

You might want to talk to an endocrinologist since the tumor may effect hormonal stuff.

Sorry to hear about the crash yet good that they found that tumor. It's better to know sooner than later. Tumors can present the symptoms of all kinds of other things

until they are found out.

I have a recurrent malignant meningioma that first showed up as left-sided weakness that only showed up as "a mass" two years later when it got so bad that a scan was ordered by my doctor.

[SuckMikeHunt]

how about:

Petunia

*trollface*

[seven5686]

zomy zome tum

[ppp367]

call it Willy,

Free Willy! (-8

[Mensio]

Why not Zoidberg?

[rushthezeppelin]

ITS NOT A TUMOR!!!!

[HilaryPoeton]

Excellent attitude Jonathon. I had a brain tumour too....13 years ago, and I'm still here to tell the tale.

They took it out at the time. Wish they could have gone up my nose, instead of through my skull....had bad hair days or months after....but it was golf ball size so that might have been awkward!

[eluminated]

Good luck! Hopefully you kick your brain's tumor in its ass!!!

[NAPalm2112]

Thaddeus Q. Perkinstock III

[yougotit96]

the accident saved your life man

[mrmattcarruthers]

Thanks for making me laugh bud. I started having seizures last week ... or was it the week before..... ahhh never mind I can't remember. Anywho, they found a tumor on my left frontal lobe. They're not going to remove it until I start having some more problems from it, like when my arm stops working and my leg stops responding. So for now, I switch between brushing and wiping with both hands, just incase. Long story short, name it Pita, just incase it becomes a pain in your ass one day.

[Diabloke2701]

i would call him crashy , since they discovered it when that bus crashed you. i wish you all the best man , keep up the spirit =)

[bryfurlong]

try to get hold of your tumor :D my mom removed onve in march but couldn't get hold of it (same sirurgical process as yours)

oh and good luck :D

[JoshJamesification]

just cut off your brain

[CMLion]

Wow. Fascinating story. Good luck with getting rid of the tumor.

My (lame) suggestion: Notta as in "Notta Tumor... notta tumor at all." If you say it in a Schwarzenegger accent it's actually more embarrassing.

Keep up the good fight,

-Chris

PS: If you're lactating, you really must share. I mean, wow... you'd get a billion hits (probably all from Tosh.0 fans, but still...)

[tosharestrepo]

Tickle me tumor

[reenim]

You have a great attitude and that is half the battle in any illness. Wishing you a long healthy, happy life!

Maureen

[timen1986]

Making fun of cancer isn't funny at all mate.. Staying positive is a good thing but just Joking about your own brain cancer makes me wonder if it didn't effect you at some level... I survived cancer as a child and believe me... its not funny at all

[nicoleohoh]

Tina tumor! X)

[theteentalks]

I'm so sorry to hear that you have a tumour, I'm glad you wont die from this because that would be terrible :/ sorry to hear about your accent too!!

[Haxcha]

Henry

[cicculi]

Patrick. Somehow it just feels right. Yes, Patrick it is.

[YourMW3Community]

wilfred.... that doesnt sound bad

[cmblake6]

Dude, keep the tumor, Lactation would be amusing!

[coffespewer]

aweome vid dude !!!! "timmy the tumor " is my pic !!...but seriously all the best to you!!!

[n0t0]

There are numerous types of brain tumors, some behave fairly well and others are horrible. I had a golfball size hemangioblastoma removed from my cerebellum in 2001 (missed 9/11, apparently there was some brouhaha) and 10 years later it's turned out fine. Best wishes!

[jacobnwalker]

Im glad you're okay Jonathan... thanks for sharing your story. My family and I are currently taking care of my grandpa who's terminally ill with esophageal cancer that's already spread to his liver, stomach and more. The tumor in his esophagus is so big that he cant eat solid food for the rest of his life. He tried chemo but couldn't take it so now he's on hospice enjoying the time he has left with family and friends. 

[SumthinMstBAvailable]

So in a sense that accident saved your life? Because who knows what could have happened?

[IIChA0sIIcc]

DELAVEGA

[xDyingspiritxXx]

Toodles The FuddleTumor ;D

[goldmasterchief117]

Dimitri

[goldmasterchief117]

call it Dimitri........i don't know why just name it that.......

[Kill3rxIns7inctz]

pwner the tumor.

[RitsOfFallsCity]

Tom Brady

[mrsmac27]

PS: my submission for ur approval: Pirate Pete of the Pituitary Isles. ARRRRR!

[mrsmac27]

Been there bro. 5yr survivor. Mine was golfball size, inner medial if Rt temporal lobe. They got it all, but had 2 take a chunk of brain out 2 get @ it: it's all good tho, I'm blonde n will nvr miss it! We survivors call it tumor humor, gr8 coping mech.

[machineswhatbanghtem]

Good luck! From Britain (ha). You seem to have taken it pretty well, I'd love to have that bravery and humour even with the little worries in my life, keep it up!

[Dustwitch]

WOW. That was one lucky car accident. Glad you found it. What to name it...hmmmmm..let me think...

[mrsmac27]

I remember finding out abt my brain tumor. It was the worst moment of my life. Long story short, the golfball sized gamestopper on my rt. temporal lobe did get removed-along w/a small chunk of my brain: but I'm blonde, I'll nvr miss it! We survivors call it tumor humor. Glad 2 c you got the humor too. Ur gonna b good, lactation or not. I'm 5 yrs no regrowth n life is gr8, even if things don't work the way they used to. Name ur tumor Pirate Pete of the Pituitary Isles. ARRR!! LOL!

[MandeeBe]

tumutubo! Filipino for growing!

or tumbuh which is Indonesian for the same

Tumbuh the Tumor has a ring to it!

Best of luck!

[seljemann]

mini me

[NJA1991]

best of luck dude! ty-rone the tumor! haha

[Imey36]

I just want to say that you have beautiful eyes.

[overclockeador]

Espero que salgas bien de eso, amigo.

[MsCellobass]

Great video. What camera didu use? Hope all is well.

[nhaaning]

Beverly



[noahwazap]

the irony of this crash is that if you pause at 1:01 the bus has a statefarm insurance logo on the front....

[shellybellybuster]

Hey about "Mr T"....???? You are a DUDE - well done for your great video...I have never gone searching on You Tube till today...... and I was mighty impressed with your attitude....

[TheTrueRae]

"Zanzabar" and you could call it Zanny for short. Oh, I know that was bad. No relation to you know who. Okay how about "Bogart" or, ... wait I know!!! "Drip" just in case, EWE that was bad too! Okay, ... Let's give "Chester" a try? Or ahhh, ... ahhh, ... "Emereye" long for MRI? ... Alright, I give. But best of luck with the little guy whether he called "Zanzabar" or "Emereye" "Bogart" or any other name you may choose, By the way Gram said you should name it "Help" {{hugs}} to you Jonathan!

[SepherStar]

You also have kyphosis. If they corrected that in time you would have been taller.

[buds1pal]

BTW, this is an amazingly clear/sharp video.  What did you shoot it with?

[GalenSpring]

you are incredibly inspirational

[zerodeckfreak]

statefarm was the enemy here..had its evil on the bus..

[buds1pal]

I think you should name the "brain mass" Lucky, because if you hadn't had the wreck and consequently the CAT scan, you wouldn't have found out about the tumor so early. The wreck was a blessing in disguise.

[thetiger117]

Hit by a state farm bus, oh the irony

[j75ist]

Judging from the look of your car, I'd consider naming your tumor, 'Squash.' ...Congratualtions to your parents on teaching their son an excellent attitude. It's that positive outlook that will bring you straight through to recovery! And you picked a good decade for it, too- those doctors have got surgery down to a science, so you got it made. Ask the nurse for a warm blanket and some tapioca, and remember to thank the Lord!

[nutsbrazilsucks]

Do you want a tumor's name ??? Ok,,, here we go ... Until i think a name's tumor, give you a music "Please dont grow, dont grow, wait!, dont grow, wait!" ....

[TubeTrollster]

Wait until they give you the meds for the tumor and remove the pituitary tumor! Yer sex drive will go through the roof when yer prolactin levels go down... (if they are elevated which is most likely)... No joke...serious...anyhow... Who does yer video editing?? It's really good... I agree with 'Tommy da Tumor' hehehe...

[TheGeorgeCarney]

I hope everything goes well with you! Call it Hope

[fitihab]

Things happen for a reason. Glad you had the tumor captured before you become symptomatic. I am sure a guy like you who sounds so positive will do great, even with cancer let alone with a tiny tumor on the tiny pea sized gland :) well, what do you exactly felt about the accident? Are you kinda grateful it happened or...? keep up the vib!

My suggestion for its name....Winkypea!

[fitihab]

Things happen for a reason. Glad you had the tumor captured before you become symptomatic. I am sure a guy like you who sounds so positive will do great, even with cancer let alone with a tiny tumor on the tiny pea sized gland :) well, what do you exactly felt about the accident? Are you kinda grateful it happened or...? keep up the vib!

[Keithlovescake]

Lebron Tumour. Just because its at the place it shouldnt be at.

[ststock23]

Judy Finkle, William F Buckley, William G Buckley, or Bob Maloogaloogaloogalooga

[MsJazzlvr]

You are truly talented. Thank you for reminding us to embrace life. I wish you well.

[VIDSBYPB]

Does the tumor affect your ability to grow decent facial hair?

[k2p11]

@VIDSBYPB Dude...

[koalman]

Dude!

[shadpourshayan]

You are awesome.

c:

tumor

[trisnjok]

or Kuato, that guy who lives in another guy's stomach, in Total Recall...

[mrsnorris]

I couldn't stop thinking 'what a good looking guy!'... are you engaged? You got the cure for cancer, and that's your attitude! Beat it quickly and marry me dude! :D Let's call it 'bliss' (how could you have met me without it?). Seriously man, with your great spirit, 'bliss' it's a good name for it: I'm sure you're gonna live your very long life really enjoying every day of it, and that's an extremely rare gift.

[TexasRodeo1]

Name? I think it's a no-brainer. Find out the name of the bus driver, then name your tumor after him or her. Without the unyeilding, careening, and out-of-control hulking city bus, and your fateful accident, you wouldn't have had a chance to worry your parents over this (at least not now). Go Jonathan !!!

[iceqwn13]

In 2006 I was found to have a brain tumor. Found in a similar way. By chance. When they decided to leave him in I named him Estaban. Figured might as well since he apparently wasnt going anywhere. Good luck!

[proadmin1]

Get rid of your "little buddy" , before he becomes less friendly. I got rid of mine - and it was a PITA - literally, but entirely worth it. Good luck.

[proadmin1]

Get rid of your "little buddy" , before he becomes less friendly. I got rid of mine - and it was a PITA - literally, but entirely worth it.

[BONJOVI795]

call it cow or tit =)

[PonyHunter211s]

Billy Bobjr. is very cool:P

[craigwilliamsrocks]

Name for Tumor: Tumornation mass

[hermsmeyer]

Omg guy! Talk about having a sense of humor! Stay strong and keep the funny!

[korgullExtrmn8r]

Benny if it's a happy little tumor. You can always change it to MIllie of it takes a turn for the worse. Best of luck to you, man. That guy's right. You are a fucking legend.

[Rowie5686]

Boris the BrainInvader... All the best dude

[fonzarelo]

Gregory

[kyuss]

BEST OF LUCK MAN!

[clashbuster]

that guy from the whitest kid you know show?

[klaqua]

Wish you all the best man!

[warrenripley]

All the best to you,your outlook on this is really good,keep up the good spirits,will be thinking of you.

[nikkistocks105]

You are amazing :) Best of Luck

[emannershyatt]

ive had one of those...is it benign?

[KINGAMASON]

Terry the terrorizing tumor

[dannimac44]

all the love and luck in the world to you.

[craftymethod]

Dont put the punch line in the title! although... all the best dude :P

[tigerisafag]

Get better soon mate

[bushman13]

your beard is patchy

...for your health

[random255]

Lucy. Hey, if you might end up lactating, the tumor really should be a girl.

[PunksWithGuns]

I said that tumor's so big, it should be called a threemur.

[DontEatTheReaper]

It's now your petumortary gland. You'll live. [-)

[WicksII]

Ummmm..........so.........are you lactating?

[peruRice]

name for tumor: Mary the Milkmaid

[MrMadness87]

watchu no bout optimism?

[ZipperProject]

i dont know you but i can tell we'd be good friends ;D

[tokeabow]

Your're a brave man, best of luck in your surgery. You're amazingly lucky that bus hit you and they found it before it grew too large.

[sugaryxegnirys]

Peter the pituitary tumor

[homeskilletkas]

Meat wad! (if you lactate then meat wad and milkshake). I wish you the best.

[withoutmalicexo]

Wish you best of healths and fastest of recoveries, sir!

[DrShabble]

Tumoracles

[Bancu]

Lord Reginald the Third!

[koffiebroodje]

I have a name! You should call it: Fucking piece of shit that doesn't belong in my head.

Kind regards, Koffiebroodje

[Billqvist]

I wish you all the best. The video was really awesome, to say the least. Hope you get a quick recovery!

[dp234523]

Jonathon the tumor, i've always liked that name

[phillipmart]

The Tomuraider

[blaney6591]

Clive Butterman.

[0666jthemexman]

Is it only me that finds it kind of ironic that the city bus had State Farm on the front of it?

[chokomoko345]

Chester, nuff said

[Renulph]

"Hoodwinked Tumor!"

[TheMaroonbell]

I propose Peggy, both because Peggy is an awesome name and because my mom was named Peggy, and she had the same kind of tumor. They didn't discover hers until she was 40, by which time she had full-blown acromegaly, and her tumor was roughly the size of a grapefruit! Really! Anyway. she had the same kind of through-the-nose surgery, only this was back in the mid-seventies, so it was kind of a new procedure, but it still turned out fine!

So, GREAT video, don't worry, and call that sucker Peggy.

[retpyrc]

Are you going to keep him? Or give him up for adoption?

[photoshopknight]

So you got the brain tumor from the accident?

[tavinsky209]

Name it sterling mallory archer

[StephenCymraeg]

You know how sometimes you get a song stuck in your head and can't get it out? OK, now imagine the song is a tumour...

[madertime16]

he meant to say "interesting tit-bits"

[cuneiform2012]

Listen up, DOUCHEBAG! I don't give a fuck how close you think you are with Jonathan's pituitary gland. SHE AIN'T YOURS! She's HIS! She's been HIS from the START! Now STEP THE FUCK OFF AND LEAVE THOSE TWO ALONE!

You're totally not her type and EVERYONE is going to KICK YOUR SORRY ASS IF YOU DON'T STEP OFF THIS FUCKING SECOND!

Kick that tumors wussy ass, Jonathan! You've totally got the heart for it.

[thedoog]

The Gender Bender

[griesus]

Lactumor

[gizball]

gluck w/ tumor. name it sex panther. probably best name out there

[wcm1786]

Good Luck Jon

[MrAwsomeGeorge]

The tuma that is a prik

[Mikey2viciouS]

Chuck.

[bmoore725]

Pituitommy the Tumor.

[iChronical]

Bob Saget

[sormbrek]

Good luck, with that attitude, it's obvious nothing can stop you.

[flyingpowerlogitech]

best of luck man.. i hope the surgery will be successful and they can remove the bastard

[TheRealDJLO]

up through the nose, egyptian style. good luck dudester

[Live4Jets]

Hope everything works out for the best buddy!

[adrianjfussell]

Tutankhanmor

[theconverter]

Good luck man!

[Styx9001]

"I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor...I'mmmm a tumor!"

[JSlyValeTudo]

Carlos

[Snodgers3rdclass]

timmy tumor

[coop4157]

toomhauer



[TheGarrman22]

good luck man. awesome video.

[JetstreamSoftware]

Great video, I hope everything turns out OK.

I think you should name your tumor Sarah. Sarah Bellum.

[sevenoverthree]

Well you could go with Tum (pronounced "toom") or El Tumerino if you're not into that whole brevity thing...

But then as they would remove it from your nose, I would like to alternately propose Quaid-get-to-the-reactor-free-­Mars the tumor, or just Quaid the tumor for short.

[iSpongicus]

Way to own it!

[HaloHocico]

You're cute. :3



[lereddick]

Best of luck to you - many are less fortunate.

Tumor name: Petey, the planker of my pituitary

[Tullerusk15]

You're AWESOME!!

[kah3l]

So you had the tumor before the accident but the accident revelead the tumor so now you might fully recover? Or did the buss accident cause the tumor to grow? If so life works in mysterious ways.

[jacobtallman]

The Good Tumor Man? Good luck.

[pooperhole]

Good luck !

[punchingjudy]

Marla. You should name your tumor Marla.

[Liam2007]

I hearby dub thee tumour Milky Jeff. (On account of you probably lactating)

[bllsmb]

Hooray Science! Boo Brain Tumor! Good luck mate!

[njcc7d]

It's...Pituitumor Pete.

[MrJameslupien]

President Harry S Tumor.

[MrSpyKload]

You're taking it like a boss,best luck to you man!

I have no name for your tumor

[oldschool043]

good thing you got hit by that bus !!! good luck!

[srjndots]

YouTumorator

[poopyscoopy5]

cool, die.

[dTRONIC18]

Names:

Turmeric

Tumerator

Tumerous maximus

[JPNJ238]

God Bless you man! Great confidence, awesome vid...love the follow up vids and pics...so....name for a brain tumor? How about "Kuato" from "Total Recall"? I think because I saw Arnold, and then you said about pulling it through your nose....think about it!

[dTRONIC18]

Tumeric

[okrueger14]

Good luck with your Tumor!

Kinda funny how a Bus hitting you could have saved your life.

[okrueger14]

Good luck with your Tumor!

[jack0fevil]

Tidbit, the tiny tumor.

"It's one of those tidbits!"

[cwahl42]

holy shit dude way to take it in stride

[kylesroom1]

what did i just watch

[dartyleiya]

Lactyd, the Tumor

[marksmanLLC]

First of all, awesome video. Second, I have enormous respect for you and how you are coping with a really tough situation. Third, for the 15 people who disliked a video of a guy making the best out of a bad situation, I only hope that your lives improve enough to stop hating on everything cool and start living your fucking life.

[bgsain]

Walter, most definitely Walter

[Attim]

Best of luck to you Jonathan! I hope you don't start lactating, but its not so bad. Also, I name your tumor Stanley.

[pokermon87]

Name it 'fucking asshole'

[MCQuincyRabbit]

Really? no-one said Kelis The Tumor? Cos her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard? - of course if it gets REALLY big it would have to be White Goodman - same reason.

[HugeFighter]

Tumor Willis