Somali Pirates

[sumaya1w1w]

Wrong accent home boy and somali's ARE NOT PIRATES pal you mess with our water / ocean dump shit in there better believe that shit dont fly by us

[y0000000000000000000]

Slave!

[y0000000000000000000]

This House negger likes to lick white folks ass.

[AskariWaryaa]

Horn Africans are naturally slim, it's our genes

We're not built big like west Africans.

Also we don't speak like that, stop being ignorant you retarded fool!

[MsEvilPink]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, Im somali and this made me almost die of laughter! Priceless! ;)

[Cameratop]

Take a joke "Somalis" He's a comedian. I don't see any Hatian's crying.....

[Cameratop]

Give him a break. He's a comedian. I don't see any Hatians crying....

[MyElisa2011]

u so lucky that i dont live in u.s and beside that im twice big as u!

where is your country? u dont even know where u from stupid fuck.

ur ass has been raped by white people and probally they will do dat to ur kids 2.

come to africa i will slave ur ass just like does white people did to your grand grand greate father motherfucker.

[MrBloghog]

hahahahahaa ugly ass nigga u don't know shit

[Blacktolite]

`dude!! ...your African yourself you big nose ignorant ass wipe 

[PeaceIsFromAllah]

Dis dude aint funny at all and I dont knw why those people are laughing in the background. Dudes like this are too brainwashed that they forgot where they came from.

[jogwolf]

I think we are lil bit bigger than that mic holder lol

[MrBloghog]

@jogwolf lolllll

[ADEERKAA]

de dude is jokin man .. am somali but i found it funny

[abdi1983]

@ADEERKAA nah its the way he did...if the room was full of african's the joke would of been alright but hes kissing the white people ass!! he think's can diss us to be liked by them thats what you call a House Nigger "whats the matter boss are we sick"? like Malcolm x said..he says we lol black get racially attacked in the army they more likely to be killed by their own army then the others and then it gets covered up

[hahaha62864]

@abdi1983 i am somali. i find it very funny. i think its kind of obvious that he is not talking about all of us. i seen this guy in person at a comedy club SOMALI BENIFIT SHOW IN NEW YORK. and i was with a my family who are all PROUD somali PEOPLE and he told this joke and we died laughing. after the show i talked to him he say the joke is only about those pirates and it was AN ALL SOMALI CROWD AND WE ALL LAUGH

[abdi1983]

@hahaha62864 well then you need to learn some english its obvious he's not talking all of us? which part of "them skinny somalian afircan's" means hes only talking about the pirates? he placed that fucking mic stand and said this an somalian....so fuck off with that bullshit  all somali crown?? where

[TheBarnebus]

Sdcraig.. You are so right..

[sdcraig2012]

theres so many things in this video that are completely ignorant and unfunny. I know you are young but you clearly lack respect for yourself and your culture. you better read a book instead of believing all this shit these white people be telling you about your people.

[jobes81]

a slavery joke? really dude??

[ventureonphoto]

dude is hilarious. all the somalians hating because everyone knows somalians are dysfunctional here in the US. I lived in Maine with a large refugee population. no one liked them because they were living like pirates.

[NoEiVitsi]

careful now, a lot people just look at the slim figures of somalis and assume they're an easy target. Go blow air on one of their faces and watch what happens -.-

[stack150]

YOU SUCK YOU BIG LIP BASTARD!!!

[hahahhahahification]

somali =human African-american =subhuman+slave to while people fuck you big lips ass ugly mother fucker u and your subhuman monkeys who u think this is funny

[hahahhahahification]

gorilla talking about somali people .... listen ma people leave this slave talk ..monkey monkey subhuman subhuman

[actonlondon]

This guy taking da piss out somali pirates and ssying they thin he is african himself wish I was there I defintyely will knock him in front of cameras.

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[ladypreciouzz]

Sorry kid...u aint funny at all. About "took over one of our boats" ...man u aint white...ure just as black as the somalis ure talking about...don't get it twisted!

[SaidaE6]

miskeen he got the wrong African accent, Somali's don't talk like that lol

[Qowdhan]

this guy's jokes are lame!! somalians are not skinnier then you are. YOU AN AFRICAN YOURSELF THINKING HIS A WHITE AMERICAN

[salad288]

you are not funny mother fucker talking about somalian and you're mother is hooker ass holle

[cece3719]

atleast somalian weren't slaves for americans and we know most of those somalians live in america came here by a choice and ya came here for a Slave lol so u need to not forget tat lool just saying no offense tho lol

[cece3719]

i find this is funny lol but Somalian aren't that wt u thinking man lol u better shut up ur wide mouth lol 

[AniisaCaali]

Does this dude realize he is African himself? Poor man.

[Presidentosman95]

wtf is this lisp anit got no teeth nigga talkin bout b4 u talk bout somalians look at yo teeth look like u trying to start shit with one and got the knock the fuck out!

[pashun88]

Yh, that wasn't even funny. Comments are amusing tho.

[Nur549]

k k k should have burned all slaved motherfuckers like this kunta kinte looking ape wonder how he thinks he is american with that face!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nur549]

burcad badeed hanoolato ! this ape take alook at him here in united states you get 3 meals a day apes and food and prison fucking gay apes go to the prison you soo happy about so pretty much you and your homies can fuck each other hear this man them pirates a robbing all kind motherfuckers uero's asians so keep on been slave and talk about how the white man is keeping you down KILL EM ALL AND KEEP MOVING SOMALI PIRATES

[Nur549]

Take a look of this ape talking shit about somali pirates and how the prison system is good funny shit ha pirates made over 2 billion dollars and the haiti shit you claiming one rich burcad badeed can buy the whole shit you gorilla is cliaming

[Ciryare]

3:46 out of my life. thanks you jackass....

[helloazhaar]

Dude is using a nigerian accent to impersonate a somalian. smh...

[josevanreyes]

We may be skinny but atleast we fight back. Not like you niggers who were enslaved by pretty much everybody included by us Somalis. Stupid bantu big nosed african

[ifindyouattractive]

@josevanreyes you can't say that you fucking idiot. Don't you have any shame in you, wallahi ur messed up

[ameeramuna]

Okay so let me get this straight a gorilla look alike has the audacity to foul mouth Somali

Dude you don't know anything about Somali's okay or what they been through so piece of advice go back to eating your foofoo and we are not animals like you thank you very much

Watch your mouth fool

[kulmiye346]

Oh look a gorilla trying to be funny.I would rather be somali pirate than a filthy monkey ,you are not even a human yet....

[antmlova1]

this coon is so uneducated. Does this nigger realize that Somalis are defending their territorial waters against European and Asian over fishing and toxic waste dumping off the Somali coast. This coon is the reason everyone hates black people!

[ona0025]

Nigga your joke stinks!. Somalia people way better then your fucking stupid mentality and African are way more educated then your entire slaved niggers. So go fuck you mom, n might I wish she choke on ur dick. fucking crackhead.

[yarisow1]

fucking big nose, pussy lips talking abt somalia.... i wonder why white people hate black people lyk yu.... ur brain is as big as chicken go eat some fagged

[jkocwhite]

@yarisow1 another idiot the comedian is talking about the 3 somali pirates!! NOT ALL SOMALI PEOPLE. so if you are not a pirate either laugh or move on you dumb hoe, get off ya soapbox u idiot

[yarisow1]

@jkocwhite shut da fuck up u fucking prick... ur breath stink straight ass knobhead

[yarisow1]

@jkocwhite go cry to ur mama and stop reply mi fuckin cunt

[abdi1983]

@jkocwhite he was talking about all somali's you motherfucker this guy must of been watching to much hollywood movies in somalia 10year kid will blow your motherfucking head off talking we are skinny the american soldiers ran for their life's the dead was dragged down the street!!! this real life..a black kid dissing us africans wow he needs to go down to somali one day just one day you'll see what these skinny somali's can do and fuck you jkocWHITE i wish i was their i would of broke his nose

[abdi1983]

@jkocwhite Are you the guy in this video? because he said it was embarrassing to get hijacked by somali's and put that fucking 3ft mic stand saying thats how all somali's look in size and not the other big africans then went to talk about three pirates his point meaning hes embarrassed to get some skinny somali's...not if all somali are pirates or not we all know we ant all pirates..i just wanna know if thats you because you just said how you gonna tell me what i was talking.

[yarisow1]

fucking big nose, pussy lips talking abt somalia.... i wonder why white people black people lyk yu

[jkocwhite]

lmao. Lmfao

[mohio23]

Faggot ass bitch

[mohio23]

u fucking kunta kinta looking ass UGLy ass harite Tubman looking ass u da smackest african american in america damm u ugly and u making fun of somalians they look wayyyyyyyyy better then u

and damm yo teeth fucked up 

[Suhaylay]

not funny... i like how he thinks his american with that face....lol..

[muniiam]

ignorant bitch!

[MsAhmed206]

fuck you bitch i am somalil you bitch i should beat your ass

[razag911]

Nigger look like kunta kintay your not funny you still look like slave in 2011

[Godeygacal]

you dont make sense...go back to school nigger

[SuperKoronto]

Watch ur mouth bitch. you ain't know nothing about Somalians.

[FFFFbody]

@SuperKoronto You know why Somali women wear those towels? To keep their tail hidden.

[pashun88]

@FFFFbody lol@u. Loser.

[Presidentosman95]

@FFFFbody that shit dont make sence and the only reason y somali females be covering their selfs is beucz were not ho's like u fuck whites ya'll naked everywere

[TheBawss123]

@SuperKoronto somalis are dopeee

[gangstergentleman12]

you know what yeah ima somalian and no way im skinny im bigger than this african amirican bullshiter just know your history first before you run your ugly mouth but then again fuck internet beef

[bethking1000]

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.....this is a somali....hey dude don't make fun on my neighbour bro. & sis.......lol

[jaylinsomali]

that shit is funny coming out monkey mouth

[LostBoyRebel]

He's funny

[jkocwhite]

Lmfao

[lksofia]

man that was my math teacher!



[MrLilort]

look at this nasty nigga....fuckin ugly bitch...go home monkey.

[Reqrezentin]

@MrLilort

Fuck af med dig din fucking luder, hans joke er fin.

[MrLilort]

@Reqrezentin

?? get a life. was i speaking to you?. if you think hes funny tell him that, why are you telling me, he is funny`?

your a joke.

[Reqrezentin]

@MrLilort

I'm telling you because you called him an ugly bitch, you seem to be the ugly bitch here, if you left that for a guy who blows, I wouldn't care but for this funny guy... Cunt.

[MrLilort]

@Reqrezentin

hmmm..what can i say...i hope Bantus take over cuntland.

[Reqrezentin]

@MrLilort

Not really when they live among you, but then again, I'd live with Bantus rather than uncivilised savages such as Hawiye.

[Reqrezentin]

@MrLilort

Bantus are welcome because they work hard and unlike Isaaq, they've got male hormones and unlike Mooryaan, they aren't carrying AKs for fun.

[MrLilort]

@Reqrezentin

lol..Mr. pirate should you really be talking? how many people SL are pirates = 0!!! go fuck your self and xamar.

[Reqrezentin]

@MrLilort

Idoors don't have balls to be pirates, you don't have the male hormones, that's why you are an idoor. Weaklings and kiss asses to the foreign powers, no one kisses more ass to a white man than an Idoor.

Pirates are protecting the sea from toxic waste dumping, the sea around your fictional land, you should thank them you sick fuck, but go ahead and try and diss the people protecting your weak ass because you couldn't do it yourself.

[Reqrezentin]

Don't pretend you didn't calculate the '18 at 30' bit before the show..

Probably used a calculator too.

[blakka91]

Ahaha ! Funny Guy

[Currency84]

"For 50 dollars I should be able to own my own Haitian" OUCH lol.

[woodsider]

This kids pretty interesting, I hope we keep seeing more of him! and soon, too.

[jkocwhite]

@woodsider i am neko white, check out my documentry its called One mic, just search neko white comedian

[abdi1983]

@woodsider your moms interesting i'll be seeing more of her soon

[singplaylaughlove9]

HAHAHA, *slam* "THIS, is a Somalian."

I don't think I've laughed that hard in a while.

[TinyBush95]

loooool haha he was actually funny :L:L

[policelab]

best ive heard in a while