Al Qaeda Recruitment Video

[loxleymendoza]

They say Islam is peaceful and if you don't agree they will kill you.. if you doubt this Google "Theo Van Gogh", a dutch author that dared critize the muslims and was murdered in his own country by cowards.. unless you think shooting and stabbing an unarmed man takes courage.. these bastards even tried to cut off his head as a trophy.. And also google Dearborn Mich.. the new islamic capitol in the USA. I guess we did not want them to travel far to murder.maybe we can buy em some airplanes too

[membercapo]

240p we meet again..

[utaMAN12345]

this video make me wanna join al-qaedah!

[TheDouchesupreme]

"..and we're blaming the world for our problems." I lol'd so hard.

[mgsfan15]

Haha! This is hilarious! Who wouldn't think this is funny? Seriously. Do we have an al qaeda problem on youtube?! :o

[snowonweb]

Except that there is no al quaida and the videos are footage of CIA traning mujahideen.fighters during soviet invasion.

[elamite66]

picture this US UK and anyone else who has the capability send an unlimited number of Cruise missles at Mecca Medina Islamabad Tehran Sania Khartoum Bengazi Angora and any other sites we can think of Unleash the power God as seen fit to put in the hands of the West The Islamic Fundamentalists have made enemies of he West Russia China and India They have sown the whirlwind let them now suffer the storm

[MrSpartacus10]

que chato

[NikolaBuka]

I''m an Al Qaeda member and I'm sooooooooo ofended!

[paddie3535]

knock knock, are you there osama? this is seal team six, come out, come out, where ever you are. we have your virgins here, come out, come out.

[jewyboy4000]

what is this from

[gumpad]

I acideltli clicked the I like button, please don't kill me

[thexandernatorpsn]

This is why they are loosing... XD

[gunjathailand1]

Very joke................... ^_^

[killrclown666999]

ALLAH AKBAR KILL THE INFIDELS

[daraghma100]

The ultimate evil is the masonic state of USA who bombs the innocent and destroy the earth planet in order to prepare for the arrival of their devil ( the Antichrist ), we fear nothing but Allah the only God and creator of this universe, prophet Issa ( Jesus ) will kill the Antichrist when he descends from the sky, thank you Allah for the great blessing of Islam whose message brings out the human beings from worshiping the mortal beings into worshiping Allah the only God of the whole universe

[teggart123]

@daraghma100 why are you preaching your muslim crap on here? no one wants to hear your allah akbaha shka laka boom saka crap we are all here to laugh at fools like you.

[jacobk2]

@daraghma100 G-d the creator is one and allah probably doesn't exist. If he did, he would be ashamed of you people. No one is interested in your evil Islamo-fascist political system which is no better than a cult of murder and hatred. It also is inferior and a VERY corrupted version of Judaism and X-tianity. P Pontin fact, the only reason why portions and concepts at all exist in the Qur'an was a poor attempt at trying to legitimize th creation of a new relig/fascist colonial polit* system

[cg123ize]

@jacobk2 just out of curiosity why did you censor christianity and God

[alleshouseja1]

@jacobk2 while on the subject of religions, don't forget to mention how many people were killed in the past due to christian beliefs. by the way i am not a muslim, every religion is just as f-ed up as the next.

[GeneralG1810]

@alleshouseja1 Your absolutely correct, the thing is those religions (for the most part) have evolved and are a little more forgiving, whereas islam is still in the dark ages and refuses to move from it saying the rest of the world is wrong and theyre right, adn theyre willing to kill you to prove it

[jarkoer]

@alleshouseja1 A lot of religious people were also killed due to atheist and secularist social engineering as well if they didn't kow-tow to the state dogma. Do you know how many priests and nuns were killed during the French Revolution? Under Stalin? In China? In Mexico 100 years ago? It's just a simple fact that human beings don't need much of an excuse to kill other human beings regardless of belief--you just need an "us versus them" mentality to turn anyone into a killer.

[Mistrbonbon1122]

@jacobk2 God=Allah.. 

[TheKenTerry]

You'd be singing the same thing if another country killed people you loved.

[bubbakushbmg]

fuck al qaeda!! BITCH ASS TERRORIST!! SUCK MA DICK BITCH ASS NIGGA! CHIEF SQUAD

[bubbakushbmg]

LOL FUNNY AS FUCK!!! FUCK al QAEDA!!!! BURN IN HELL OSAMA

[HAWKEYEx306x]

Shut the hell up we will bring democracy to your country!!!! Hahaha

[Anonymous62828]

DEATH TO AMERICA AND THE WEST!!!!

[bubbakushbmg]

@Anonymous62828 DUMB MUSLIM

[Anonymous62828]

@bubbakushbmg im christian actually

[Coffeestate]

@Anonymous62828

where are you from and do us all a favour.... OPEN YOU EYES! Open your eyes and look out to the stars... There is life beyond this planet! This place is sooo filled with HATE!!! Do us a favour....! Your response will dictate your intentions!

[Anonymous62828]

@Coffeestate i have no intention to reveal personal information to you. i hate the west and america because they are capitalist run and america think they are the police of the world.

[Coffeestate]

@Anonymous62828 I can understand being pissed of at the USA. I'm mad at them as well...for causing this fukn recession and hurting billions of people and for starting this unnecessary war, but there's no justification for the shit that al qaeda and taliban are doing..... look at what happend in Bombay yesterday. This place is sooo filled with hate.....this is how Humanity is going to end.....

[Anonymous62828]

@Coffeestate if there was no conflict there would be no fun. thats the way i see it but every one has different opinions and i respect yours

[Coffeestate]

@Anonymous62828 Thanks and no hard feelings....

[Anonymous62828]

@Coffeestate same to you my friend

[tieumayroi]

20 terrorist dislike this video.

[sambaag]

idiot....good for retarded people like americans.....is the CIA who create Al qaeda,you still don't realise that?

[ruihigh1]

mais 1!!!

[TheOriginalBendejo]

Needs a better Bin Laden-Afghanistani-sounding accent but its still funny

[MrDemino]

All this hate against Muslims... terrorists have really succeeded.

[Arsenal3609]

Where can i sign up . is there any benfits, and is there health care for sucide bombers

[LetterDesign]

Great Vid, but its no joke whats really going on. Too bad people really cant see the truth or are wanting to close their eyes and laugh if they open them, I dont.

[MrSmurfy1234]

what show is this off???

[lolguygoeslol]

LOL

[tiagom77]

where is mr been?

DEAD!

[TroyBayliss007]

One hell of a conversation going here....... I hope this doesn't end in violence :)

[gman1225]

How does one join such an upstanding organization?

[lebronjamesXD]

@gman1225 *gives you brochure* come by tomarrow for ur interview :) next week is bring ur 3rd wife to week day! see ya there ;)

[GeorgeBonez]

Hey you muslims!!!! Wachall gonna blow up tommarr??I wanna tivo it so I dont miss nuttin..... hehe Im southern can you tell? I really am and we dont talk like that but I heard these muslim terds realy hate us hahah. Aww dats ok .. We hate them too. You got me. I think I have a new term for them. Oh man its a gooden too. How about "Muslimes" ?? I like it. Its pithy and acurrate. Muslimes = ( moose slime's). Gotta admit its gotta a ring to it huh? Its a proud day for muslimes

[H2F3]

@GeorgeBonez So you think that one terrorist group means all muslims are bad? Man... before you ever again post, please, try to find some information about the world... your house is not the end of the universe...

[GeorgeBonez]

@H2F3 Either you didn’t see my original post, didn’t understand it or you are just another Anti-American defending the indefensible. I said that I think that the Muslims that kill innocent people or (non-Muslims) are terrorists. The people that defend them are terrorists and the Muslims that keep their mouths shut and don’t speak out against them are terrorists. Yep that about covers all of them accept for maybe 2 or 3. So yes all Muslims are terrorists. My msg to Islam is FUCK ALL OF YOU CUNTS

[lebronjamesXD]

@GeorgeBonez all muslims are terrorists? you've just entered a new level in ignorance my friend. if 1.6 billion peoples were terrorists we would all be dead. silly.

[GeorgeBonez]

@lebronjamesXD Really!!!! They can only throw so many rocks dude. Im not sure that it works the way you think it does. BAAAhahahah Im actually 100% positive that it doesn't, but you go right ahead and take yourself a nice sunny vacation to Palestine

[r3dm3h]

@GeorgeBonez Leave it to a brain dead hick from the south to start something out of a funny video on youtube. And, let me tell you, you're a terrorist as well because (if we use your definition of a terrorist on your previous post) you don't speak out against terrorist groups, you go online and rage the comment section on videos. Now, if we use the real and sensible definition of a terrorist, use your weak intellect for this one, terrorist has the word terror inside it! Terror = imposing fear.

[GeorgeBonez]

@H2F3 Oh Im hurt now. Your fact filled rebuke really set me straight. NOT........ You sited no facts to support your position and ya know why ya didnt???? There arent any LIB-TURD.... What I said is true and those darned Muslims prove me right every damn day. Awwww You cant even find a nugget can you? NOPE

[cnhkyoo]

great video,,

[wowt]

i disliked this because of the laugh track, if you need a laugh track; YOU'RE NOT FUNNY! . I prefer stuff like Four Lions.

[kingstomman]

@wowt actually no the laugh track is there to make the jokes even funnier please do your research even comedians would give you the same answer

[Cloudling13]

im a suicide bomber and i am sooooooo offended (rwj)

[MjrDario]

id help you but i got flu and the gout sorry :)

[sixchiensblancs]

It's funny until someone loses an eye... just kidding, loved it!

[cobalt789]

OMG, I am a terrorist and I am soooooooooooo offended...

[ashish503]

7 people who disliked this are from al Qaeda

[leon687]

4 terrorist disliked this video lol

[TroyBayliss007]

@leon687 haha.... yeah... I guess I leaked out their secret. 

[hishamova]

do as ever you want

one we will get our past Glory

ِand teach you to don`t ever never do like that

[GeorgeBonez]

@hishamova......<---- Right on!!! You tellem goober smooch.... Listen up everyone. (he's-a-mofo) or whatever the fuck his name is has words of wizdom for us all.

[N17C1]

This looks like it's from an Australian show - Chasers War on Everything (or an earlier show CNNN).

[AndyArchieBarker]

Troy -this is brilliant.

What show is the clip from?

[SamMurphyDFW]

Gotta love those AK-47's and 101's there using as guitars. The type 7 rpg is a funny mic.

[Froxz0r]

Join al qaeda! no religion offers better than pisslam! if you'll blow yourself you will get 72 cows that never fucked on eart in heaven! ALLAH SNACKBAR!!!

[getoverhere23]

@Froxz0r umm dude, please dont diss our religion for the sick and twisted actions a few people made

[Froxz0r]

@getoverhere23 "few" ok, few few is ummm.... 200k? 1m?

[getoverhere23]

@Froxz0r thats pretty small in comparison to the total muslim population and i doubt there 1m

[Ricofilm8]

Yeah, screw those idiots thinking they can intimidate us, ruining it fof the other moslims

[oeyesea]

death to orochimasterbatorx45

[safcman4]

LOL

[orochimasterx45]

death to all americans

[4mysassy]

hi

thank you very much

please keep making like this

hope I can see more crab, hehe.. joke. perfect clipe from you guys

[TroyBayliss007]

Thanks...glad you liked it!

[kevinjgrant4255]

this is funny as hell



[Coffeestate]

Funny stuff....